Alupula Pilot Script

[Alupula Episode 000: "Nulo"]
[This episode takes place before the events of "The Horncoughing Dragon"]
[The story begins with the main 6 in Xavier's house.]
[Date: July 12, 2014; Xavier's dad is still alive, and Michael nor Lana exist yet.]

* The kids are playing Monopoly in Xavier room. *

* Terri's piece lands on "Boardwalk", which Patrick owns.

PATRICK: Pay up, Terri.

TERRI: Dang it. *she pays Patrick $35*

PATRICK: Good thing I have no houses on it yet.

TERRI: Yeah right. You'll get houses on there before James can get even land on Tennessee.

JAMES: Listen, just because I fail at landing on Tennessee Avenue, doesn't mean that you can just insult me for it.

TERRI: Actually, I can. When was the last time we played and you actually got a Monopoly?

JAMES: I can't remember.

TERRI: Exactly.

*The camera zooms into Space and onto Uranus.*

[NOTE: Millimutant is the only character who pronounces "Uranus", like, "Your Anus"]

MILLIMUTANT: Oi. Ever since the end of World War II, I have tried to take over the Earth, but not once have I succeeded. *sighs* What am I doing wrong? *ding* But wait, maybe I have a chance this time. I haven't invaded Earth since 1996, though I didn't do much.

NULO (Millimutant's colleague): Boss, look at this. *shows Millimutant a picture of the city of Alupula*

MILLIMUTANT: What is that Nulo? *takes the map from Nulo* Hmm. Alupula, Voslith. It looks quite vulnerable. Nulo, pack your bags, we're going to attack a city! *hands the map to Nulo again* Now, go spy on the city.

NULO: But, I could be killed.

MILLIMUTANT: I don't care.

*back in Alupula*

PATRICK: So, did you guys watch the countdown this week?

SANDRA: Yes. Blake Shelton won with "Sangria". I'm not impressed, but it could've been worse.

XAVIER: I like the song, "Sangria".

TERRI: Yeah, it's one of my favourite songs.

NULO: *is flying around Sandra's head* Hmm, these humans seem harmless, so why does Millimutant want me to spy on a city?

PATRICK: Uh, Sandra. There's like a purple bug next to your head.

SANDRA: What? *tries to swat Nulo but he dodges*

NULO: How the heck am I supposed to do this? The boss needs sufficient footage.

*Xavier's mother walks into the room, shaking*

MRS. SALVAN (Melissa): *shaking* Xav, I need some almonds.

XAVIER: Blood sugar low again?

MRS. SALVAN: *nods her head yes*

XAVIER: *gives his mother the almonds* Here you go.

MRS. SALVAN: Thanks. Uh, *points to Nulo* what's that thing hovering on your bed?

XAVIER: Mom, you just need to eat those before you start hallucinating, because you seem to do that when your blood sugar is low.

MRS. SALVAN: No, this time I'm not faking.

PATRICK: Your mom's right, Xavier. *points at Nulo* It's a Mutant Beetle!

JAMES: That's the 6th one this summer.

PATRICK: Get it!

*The main 6 charge at Nulo and he flies away and out of the Salvan's door*

XAVIER: Dang it, we lost it. Again! *he looks down and notices a piece of paper* Hey, what's this? *he begins to read it* "Dear losers, I am going to take over your city. Surrender now or suffer prompt and utter destruction, signed Millimutant"

JAMES: Millimutant?!?

MR. SALVAN: Millimutant? Who's that?

ALYSSA: He's a 35 1/2-foot-long snake from Uranus who wants to take over Earth!

MR. SALVAN: You're making this up?

PATRICK: No, we are not!

MR. SALVAN: Can you stop him?

JAMES: I don't know. We're six kids.

XAVIER: We can try our best, but no guarantees.

PATRICK: The trouble with Millimutant is he's a mystery.

ALYSSA: Well, standing here talking about Millimutant's going to get us nowhere! Come on!

*all 6 run out the house and shut the door*

*end of short*