S13 - Axe Dodge

Rory Mercury swung her axe with reckless abandon, cutting deep gashes into the sleek black style of the modern office she had made her battleground. Her opponent, the troublesome Albert Wesker, methodically avoided each attack, placing his body just beyond its reach every time. His eyes meticulously darted from the blade to the woman welding it. The massive office gave him the space to dance around the weapon. To Joe Rogan, who watched impatiently at his desk, the whole thing was a blur— Rory's weapon was just a streak of black and red, and Wesker was invisible to the eye with every dodge. The THC in his system might not have helped, but that's microdosing for you. As it stood, Joe was a human spectator of a fight between godlike beings.

- Season 13, Round 4, /u/RobstahTheLobstah