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Anti-Hero! S.1 Ep.2: "And I Shoot"

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  1. Anti-Hero! Theme Song
  2.  
  3. Anti-Hero!
  4. He's action-packed today
  5. Anti-Hero!
  6. He never tries to betray
  7. Anti-Hero!
  8. He'll never go astray
  9. Anti-Hero!
  10. He's going to save the day, HOORAY!!
  11.  
  12. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  13.  
  14. (The episode starts with A.H and friends playing rock paper scissors)
  15.  
  16. A.H + Brooks + Nelly + Jace: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, SHOOT!!
  17.  
  18. (A.H gets a gun, Nelly and Jace pick rock, Brooks pick paper)
  19.  
  20. Brooks: I win!
  21.  
  22. A.H: Again?!
  23.  
  24. A.H + Brooks + Nelly + Jace: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, SHOOT!!
  25.  
  26. (A.H gets a gun again, Nelly and Jace pick rock, Brooks picks paper)
  27.  
  28. Brooks: I win again!
  29.  
  30. A.H: HOW?! Tell me your secret!
  31.  
  32. Brooks: No
  33.  
  34. (A.H shoots Brooks)
  35.  
  36. (At night, the group are asleep, A.H wakes up and shakes Nelly and Jace)
  37.  
  38. Nelly (sleeping): More, please...
  39.  
  40. A.H: Wake up!
  41.  
  42. Jace: Huh, what's the time?
  43.  
  44. A.H: It's time for you guys to play RPS with me!
  45.  
  46. (They go downstairs)
  47.  
  48. A.H: This time, let me win.
  49.  
  50. A.H + Nelly + Jace: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!!
  51.  
  52. (A.H grabs a rifle, Nelly gets paper, Jace gets scissors)
  53.  
  54. Jace: I win!!
  55.  
  56. Nelly: A.H, why don't we just say Rock, paper, scissors only?
  57.  
  58. A.H: Fine!
  59.  
  60. A.H + Nelly + Jace: Rock, Paper, Scissors!
  61.  
  62. (A.H says shoot, Jace gets rock, Nelly gets paper)
  63.  
  64. A.H: Damn it, force of habit!! I'll never win the game, maybe I need to battle with beginners
  65.  
  66. (A.H runs outside and goes towards people)
  67.  
  68. A.H: Play rock, paper, scissors with me!
  69.  
  70. Man: What's your problem!
  71.  
  72. (A.H goes to someone else)
  73.  
  74. A.H: PLAY RPS!!
  75.  
  76. Girl: Role play straight away?
  77.  
  78. A.H: NO!!
  79.  
  80. (A.H runs to people)
  81.  
  82. A.H: RPS!! RPS!! RPS!!!
  83.  
  84. (His hands summon a rock monster, paper monster and scissor monster, they start destroying the town)
  85.  
  86. A.H: Ah yes, these are worthy opponents.
  87.  
  88. (The citizens crowd around A.H)
  89.  
  90. Citizen #1: Nice going, A.H, thanks to your constant idiocy, the town is getting destroyed!
  91.  
  92. A.H: Can you excuse me for one moment, I need to decide which opponent would be best suited.
  93.  
  94. Citizen #2: You BETTER FIX IT!!
  95.  
  96. A.H: I can fix my constant failing issue, I guess Brooks can-
  97.  
  98. Nelly: Brooks is asleep.
  99.  
  100. A.H: I guess Nelly can fix this.
  101.  
  102. Nelly: Yay, I get to beat big things!
  103.  
  104. A.H: Yeah yeah, whoo-hoo-- OK, I'm gonna catch some Z's. And some B's
  105.  
  106. Nelly: Hey, Rock, Paper and Scissors!
  107.  
  108. (They turn around)
  109.  
  110. Nelly: SHOOT!!
  111.  
  112. (Nelly grabs an Apache pistol)
  113.  
  114. Nelly: Ew. SHOOT!!
  115.  
  116. (Nelly grabs an AK-47 and starts shooting at the objects, they explode everywhere)
  117.  
  118. Nelly: I win! (Nelly skips home)
  119.  
  120. (The rocks destroy the houses, the papers give the citizens paper cuts and the blades gave people blisters, the episode ends)
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