CAT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTGAO.
CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[#DTGAO] The memo for the hit best-selling 2016 game Abyssal Oddity, by Violet Citadel.
Memo is now Invite-Only by CAT
Memo is now Secret by CAT
CCC made AT an OP.
CAT made AC an OP.
CAT: Hmm, were you here until the end of the last session, or no?
CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: I believe so, yes
CAT: Alright, wonderful.
CAT made UC an OP.
CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CUC: I say we wait for at least one other first.
CAT: Aye.
CAT: Presumably Generic, when he returns.
CUC: He just pestered me as temporaryTechnology.
CAT: Ah.
CAT: AC, are you capable of seeing additional colors with your current handle?
CAC: Yes
CAC: I don't have a mobile handle
CAT: Excellent.
CAC: I have a mobile colour
CAT made GG an OP.
CAT: Well, are we ready to begin, now?
CAC: Sure
CAT: 3/3 votes required to begin game of three or less.
CURRENT godmoddedGolem [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: >sure
CAC: That implies 3 votes would be needed to start a game of 2 or 1 
CAT: That's because it is true.
CAT: UC?
CUC: >Begin.
CAT: Loading last saved game...
CAT: Loading...
CAT: A B Y S S A L O D D I T Y
CAT: Is this your last saved game: http://pastebin.com/FMHNFNkH
CAC: I wonder what happens if
CAC: >no
CAT: Don't be absurd. We know the answer.
CAT: Still, courtesy is important.
CAC: >yes
CAT: PLAY GAME / ACHIEVEMENTS / MUSIC / CREDITS / QUIT
CAC: >credits
CUC: >PLAY GAME
CAT: Loading...
CAC: I didn't get to see them last time
CAT: http://pastebin.com/4pvkgtd5
CAC: Eh, they're on the log
CAT: Loading...
CAT: Loading...
CAT: Game loaded successfully.
CAT: You open your eyes. You are sitting in the chair in the deck. You have just awoken from a pleasant enough sleep.
CAT: The sound of somebody freaking out is resonating throughout the ship.
CAC: >wonder if you have a bed
CAT: No space for a bed here.
CUC: >Look over at the new figure.
CAC: What's the new person's name again
CAT: You don't know quite yet.
CAT: You've just been calling her Cyan, remember?
CAC: Right.
CAT: Anyhow, you spin around in your deck chair, facing the outside hall.
CAT: Cyan is just sort of curled up in a ball on the floor, rocking back and forth ever so slowly.
CAC: >walk over to her
CAT: (Probably has something to do with the fact that you just locked her in a moving ship, and went to sleep.)
CAT: You walk over to Cyan. She acknowledges your existence by shuffling away from you slightly.
CUC: >Talk to her?
CAT: What will you say?
CAC: >Hey there...
CAT: "What do you WANT with me?"
CAC: >Uh, nothing?
CAT: "Then why have you just trapped me in here? Alone? For five hours?"
CUC: >I was tired.
CAC: >Sorry, but
CAC: >I had a long day
CAC: >I think I died...
CAC: >Long story
CAT: Cyan looks up from her self-ball. "Couldn't you have at least waited to introduce yourself first?"
CAT: "I don't know who you are, where I am, or where we're going."
CAC: >Better late than never
CAC: >I'm <whatever>
CAC: >We're on my ship
CAT: "I'm really contemplating punching you in the face right now."
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >If you must
CAT: She chuckles. Then socks you in the chest.
CAT: Rather painfully, I might add.
CAC: Hmm
CAT: "Okay, okay. Fine, 'Azure'. Where are you taking me to rot again?"
CAC: >Oh, we're heading to the Psi Sector but
CAC: >I can drop you off?
CUC: ((I can't dialogue. I'll let Fse do this bit.))
CAC: >If it's not too out of the way, anyways
CAT: "Which Psi Sector?"
CAC: >Uh, the one in Facet 9
CAT: She buries her face in her hands and groans.
CAT: "I may as well be trapped in that /thing/ again."
CAC: >I assume you're not from around here?
CAT: That elicits a wry grin. "I'm human, you're human. Humans don't come from around here, do they?"
CAC: >Guess not
CAC: >So how'd you end up in
CAC: >That thing
CAT: "I... don't want to talk about it."
CAT: "Please don't make me."
CAC: >Fair enough, I won't
CAT: "So... why are we going to the Psi Sector?"
CAC: >Oh, I'm on a mission to collect void shards.
CAT: "..."
CAT: "... Why?"
CGG: "I plan to consume them all and dıe horrıbly."
CAC: >Something to do with the infinity eye?
CAC: >I don't really remember
CAT: "... Never heard of it, but okay."
CAT: "Hmm. What's the date?"
CAC: >Check the date
CAC: >Tell her the date
CAT: The date is August nineteenth, 2017.
CAT: "Oh, thank fuck. It hasn't been twenty years, or something."
CAC: >If you don't mind, how long has it been?
CUC: ((/afk for homework))
CAT: "Only two. Who's president now? Wait, is that even a valid office anymore?"
CAT: ((Years, that is.))
CAC: Considering who's GMing this game, would it be safe to guess its Bernie Sanders 
CAC: >recall who the president is
CAT: Hah.
CAT: You know me too well.
CAT: "Okay, thanks."
CAT: She just sort of sits on the floor, silently.
CAC: >Check what the ETA would be to Earth
CAT: That's another dimension, dingus! That would take millennia, without authorization from the G.M.F.
CAC: >Wonder if you could get authorization
CAT: You're an IT worker who they probably sent on this mission to die.
CAT: (In that case, mission accomplished.)
CAC: >I'm afraid I can't get you home for the foreseeable future...
CAC: >I can drop you off somewhere nearby?
CAC: >Or you could come with me if you like
CAT: She sighs. "No, that's fine. I'll just stay here, I guess. With my probable kidnapper."
CAC: >Why didn't you just murder me in my sleep
CAC: >Don't do that
CAT: "I won't. I'm not a murderer."
CAT: You realize you've neglected a large number of basic questions about Cyan.
CAC: >Oh! I completely forgot to ask what your name is.
CAT: "It's okay. I'm Sola Amaranthine. My parents didn't really have good name sense, so just call me whatever. I don't care."
CAC: >Uh, alright
CAC: >What do you think of Cyan?
CAT: She raises an eyebrow. "Nickname accepted."
CAT: ETA: two hours.
CAC ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT azureAmelioration [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAA: What'd I miss
CAT made AA an OP.
CAT: ((Where did you drop off?))
CAA: Uh...
CAA: I said "What do you think of Cyan?"
CAA: And didn't get a response
CAT: 'She raises an eyebrow. "Nickname accepted."
CAT: *'
CAT: ETA: two hours.
CAA: >If you don't mind, do you know how you became a gem... thing?
CAT: "Well, you see, there are lots of hidden things back on Earth. Apparently, having a piece of apatite lodged into your body while you're unconscious during surgery for a broken arm is one of them. Yikes."
CAT: Cyan cringes and rubs a scar on her left arm instinctually.
CAT: "I THINK it was an accident."
CAA: Hmm
CAA: >Do you know anything about the gems?
CAT: "Uh, you presumably live forever with them, and they offer strange and whimsical methods of armament. Sometimes."
CAA: >Do you have a method of armament?
CAT: "Hey, no copying my words to mock me," She laughs a bit. "But, nah, I never really got the hang of mine."
CAA: >Oh, well you should try to...
CAA: >To be serious for a moment
CAA: >This is a dangerous place
CAA ceased responding to memo.
CAT made AC an OP.
CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: Did my messages get sent
CAT made AU an OP.
CAT: ((The last one I got was 'CAA: >This is a dangerous place'))
CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAU: ((crepes i don't even know where we are at this point. anyone got a neat SUMMARYLOG))
CAC: Yeah, that's it
CAT: ((One sec, I'll give AU the stuff.))
CAC: Lemme just switch to mobile real quick
Memo is no longer Invite-Only by CAC
CAC ceased responding to memo.
CAT: Here's a log of everything before this, AU. One second for today's stuff.
CAT: http://pastebin.com/FMHNFNkH
CAC ceased responding to memo.
CAT: Here's today's log, thus far. http://pastebin.com/k3QGxAPd
CAT: ((You can follow the 'is this your last saved game' logs back to the first session, BTW.))
CAU: ((shit looks like i got a lot to read then since i don't think i have seen anything past the second session))
CAT: Anyhow, Cyan nods. "You're right. But I don't know HOW."
CAT made AC an OP.
CAT: ((Yeah, sorry about that.))
CAT: Please enter command.
CAU: ((no prob))
CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
?AC: Hmm, did I not before
CAC: Or at least I didn't get the response
CAT: 'Anyhow, Cyan nods. "You're right. But I don't know HOW."
CAC: Probably can't see colors
CAT: Aw.
CAT: Anyhow, Cyan nods. "You're right. But I don't know HOW."
CAC: >Hmm
CAC: >Did you have a weapon before gaining... Gem powers
CAT: "I was stabbed through the back in the middle of the park, poofed, and I wake up inside a robot with you trying to melt me to death with a plasma sword."
CAU: ((gem powers? did i miss something? i remember erelye mentioning Lapis once. still reading logs anyway))
CAT: ((Ye, you'll get to it on the last log before today.))
CAC: >Sorry about almost killing you but
CAT: ((Speaking of that sort of thing, I'm going to have to go AFK. REALLY sorry.))
CAC: >giant death robot and all
CAT: ((I promise I'll be back soon.))
CAC: K
CAC: Also, she didn't actually answer my question...
CAU: ((azure confirmed rock, references to homosuck, SU, and bloodborne are frequent))
CAU: ((sniff this game is the product of all of us in some indirect, butterfly-effect type manner))
CAT: ((/UNAFK.))
CAT: ((It's beautiful, isn't it.))
CAT: ((As to Fseftr, the answer was essentially a dry no.))
CAU: ((probably a bit of awful hospital here or there but i've mostly been semi-skimming))
CAT: ((Where are you at?))
CAU: ((been jumping around, but i've read part 3, going through part 1 now, and i was around for part 2 so...))
CAU: ((What is tonight? part 4? session 4 i mean?))
CAT: ((I guess?))
CAT: ((I haven't really numbered them, but that sounds about right.))
CAT: AC.
CAC: Here
CAT: Wonderful.
CAT: Anyone else, save Bomber, Fseftr, and myself around?
CUC ceased responding to memo.
CAU: ((also i'm pretty sure that first battle was one of the afflicted from Bloodborne?))
CAC: Gg
CGG: why
CAU: ((could be wrong though. weremonsters aren't exclusive to that game huehue))
CAT: ((Basically a mix of one of the afflicted and the werewolf at the start.))
CAT: Just checking.
CAT: Anyhow, the answer to your question was in fact a dry no, as aforementioned, Fseftr.
CAU: ((The cleric beast you mean?))
CAC: Ah
CAT: ((Nah, the thing that kills you and sends you to the Dream.))
CAT: Please enter command.
CAC: I did but
CAC: >sorry about killing you and all
CAC: >but giant death robot and all
CAC: Erm
CAC: I said that wrong
CAC: Just use the one from earlier
CAT: ((K.))
CAT: "It's fine. You didn't know I was in there."
CAT: "It's fine. You didn't know I was in there."
CAC: >Hey, do you know anything about machinery by any chance
CAC: >I have to install some nee things on the ship
CAC: New*
CAT: "Uhm, depends. What do you need to install?"
CAT: ((Shit, keep forgetting you can't see color.))
CAT: "Uhm, depends. What do you need to install?"
CAC: >Uh, a weapon and engines I think
CAC: Do I remember correctly
CAT: "Being stuck hooked into a machine does have its benefits."
CAT: And yes.
CAT: "Problem is, I can install the stuff, but I can't really prime it. I'm TERRIBLE at programming."
CAC: Can we install stuff while the ship is going
CAT: "I'm really sorry."
CAT: And no. You'll die.
CAT: Horribly.
CAC: >That's alright, don't worry about it
CAC: >Recall if you cab program
CAC: Can*
CAT: Cyan hums thoughtfully.
CAT: You're an IT worker.
CAT: That's your fucking job.
CAC: Reddit tells me they just use google a lot 
CAC: >I can program, probably
CAT: I'm going to pretend that Azure said something somewhat more confident than that.
CAC: K
CAT: Cyan smiles. "Then we can install that stuff. Yay."
CAT made UC an OP.
CAC: >Hmm, you're suddenly enthusiastic
CAT: "I'm actually still really terrified that you're going to crush me to death with water, and then smash my gem."
CAT: "This is just compensation for that."
CAC: >Well... I'm not going to do that
CAC: >I mean, if I wanted to kill you...
CAT: "I know. I'm sorry, it's not your fault. You've been pretty nice, when you've been awake. It's irrational."
CAC: >Don't apologize, I should've at least introduced myself...
CAT: "Okay, yeah."
CAT: "Actually, speaking of knowing how these robots work... Did you manage to get the big mecha's Bioschema?"
CAC: Did we?
CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CUC: >We did.
CAT: Cyan grins once more, pausing for dramatic effect. "I know how to use it."
CUC: >"Tell me more."
CAT: "Well, I mean more along the lines of 'I have the identification to use that one, because they had to attune it to my gem.'"
CAC: >Do you want it?
CUC: >"Still works. You can have it."
CAT: "Only if you trust me with it."
CAC: >Well, you're clearly not planning to kill me but
CAC: >Try not to stab anything important
CAT: "Sure thing, Lapis."
CAT: Do you give Cyan the Contained δ-ψ-φ-Bioschema?
CAC: >Give her the bioschema
CAT: Majority vote required.
CGG: >sure
CAT: 2/3 needed.
CUC: YEs.
CAC: Bomber shouldn't count  UC
CUC: *Yes.
CAT: You give Cyan the Bioschema.
CAT: "Uh, you just gave me a cube of bent corotite."
CAU: ((lore question: was Azure always Lapis or is this change only because of what Strangelove did?))
CAC: >Oh, uh
CUC: >"Look inside. I can't really touch it, can I?"
CAT: ((Her name is Azure Lapis, AU.))
CUC: >"I can open it if you need."
CAU: ((aaah))
CAT: "Yes please."
CAC: >Use water to open it
CUC: >Open the corotite cube with a water hand.
CAT: You easily unpeel the corotite sheet. Cyan looks impressed, and then picks up the Bioschema.
CAT: Surprise surprise, she doesn't die.
CAT: "Is there anything you don't mind me, uh, testing this on?"
CAC: >Uh...
CAC: >Look for trash can
CAT: You don't have any non-incinerator trash cans, but you do have a few empty metal storage cubes.
CAC: >Bring one to Cyan
CAC: /afk
CAT: You hand the thing over, and she puts it on the ground once more, taking a few cautionary steps back.
CAT: A red line is traced over the surface of the cube, and, within instants, it is reduced to two halves of a plasma-burnt square.
CAT: Cyan cheers in triumph, before noticing you are still in the room. "Sorry, that was SO COOL, though."
CAT: ETA: now.
CAU: >But when will then be now?
CAT: Har har.
CAU: >What happened to then?
CAT: Please enter command.
CAC: >Scan sector
CAU: ((well i'm still playing the game of catch up, so this one is on the others))
CAT: You pull off a quick scan of the area, Cyan watching in interest all the while.
CAT: Scanning...
CAT: Scanning...
CAT: Scan completed. Would you like to examine the results?
CAC: >Yes
CAT: There are approximately three physical structures in the entirety of the Sector. Each one appears to externally resemble the last perfectly.
CAT: Would you like to save your game?
CAC: >Yes
CAT: Saving...
CAT: Saving...
CAT: Game saved successfully.
CAT: Would you like to exit game so narrator can prepare dungeons for tomorrow?
CAC: >Yes
CAT: Oh, and before we do that...
CAT: ACHIEVEMENT: Nobody's Straight in This World, Statistically COMPLETED.
CAC: ...
CAT: Game quit successfully.