Anons - [Nameless] [Anon/SILLY/Flowertart/Butterscotch/nsfw]

Full tags: Anonymous, Hexferry, Flower Tart, Butterscotch, silly, group write, bat, bats, lewd, nsfw, not porn

>You are Anonymous
>and you are unsure why you are in this situation
>there's a mothpony sitting on your face
>She looks at you, twitching her antennae
>"Anoooon~ Did you hear me?"
>What had she said? You can't remember, so you ask her to repeat herself.
>"Hmmmph. Anon, you dummy. I sai-"
>you tune the moth pony out
>'damn, this moth has a perky butt' you think
>you give her butt a nice squeeze
>suddenly you feel a pair of thighs give your head a firm squeeze
>"Anon pay attention!"
>too bad for her you were a bit unprepared and her little action so you fall off of your chair with the moth
>you feel dizzy because you fell on your head
>at least you have a nice, warm moth chest fluff buried in your face
>"Anooooooooon! G-get your face o-out of my fluff and stop being so lewd! This is important!"
>you decide to ignore the moth and keep your face buried in her fluff
>but then, an idea comes to your head
>"A-anon what are y-"
>you put your finger on her muzzle, that might just be her eyelid for all you know
>"Shush, little moth. Let me handle this."
>so you pick her up with your hand on her butt, and unsteadily rise up from the ground
>And then you assume the position of inserting your finger in her butt
>but as you are about to explore the cave the moth growls angrily and delivers a kick to your face
>you let go of the moth instantly and she takes flight and hovers before you, giving you a death glare
>"As much as I'd love to Anon, we have a situation here."
>you rub your chin and look at her questioningly, urging her to continue
>"Anyway, the bats came by and we might need your help. Tarkin asked me to get everyone I can find."
>"I'd love to help but..."
>you grasp the zipper of your Anon mask and undo your disguise
>"...I am a bat pony!"
>*DRAMATIC GASP*
>"W-what did you do to Anon?"
>"Tell me where you took my fuckbuddy! He owes me next week's rent!"
>you look at the mothpony mare with shock
>"You've had sex with the human? Isn't that illegal in some parts of Equestria?"
>The mothpony mare blushes and looks at the ground while fiddling with her hooves in mid flight
>"He's pretty good though." you mumble, just barely audible
>you shake your head and glare at her
>"HEY! NONE OF THAT JUST TELL ME WHERE IS ANON AND NO ONE GETS HURT! GOT IT, YOU FLYING RODENT?"
>you raise an eyebrow at the mothmare
>"Uh... You know there's never been any Anon. It's always been me wearing the suit and pretending I'm an anonymous"
>the mothmare seems so shocked she falls to the ground
>you check up on the moth mare
>welp, she's down for awhile
>you wonder if she's still willing to get it on with your bat dick later, once all of this blows over
>You undo the zipper of your batpony outfit
>"I wonder if I took the joke too far..."
>you eye the curvy unconscious mate
>you reach out and run your hands over her luscious hips and end at her perky butt and give it nice squeeze
>your dick twitches but you ignore it for later...
>you set her on your bed, and set off for the town square to meet with everyone else for whatever it is that the bats want
>as you reach the town center you find that everyone is already there
>you decide to make a nice first impression and slap the butt of the closest batpony you see
>which is a stallion
>which surprised you, he sure looked like a girl, with his nice butt and soft features
>his black-maned friend tried to stand up to you, but he sputtered and eventually quieted down
>Tarkin and a two-toned bat pony with a siren on her head looked at you with disapproval
>You flip them off and decide to find Hexferry
>after searching for a bit and ignoring important conversations you find her
>You sneakily get behind her
>you take her by the thighs and motorboat her butt cheeks
>you black out and find yourself behind the makeshift stand, with your head aching horribly
>you hear snippets of the announcement, main words being fruit export, friendship day and cultural trade off
>You decide to start jacking off right there to get rid of all these lustful thoughts
>as you near your climax you suddenly hear something next to you and turn to look
>Flower Tart is looking at you with confusion on her face
>you cum just as she comes near you and ask what your doing
>it shoots straight into your eye
>you're now stuck in a compromising position, with Flower Tart looking at you, jizz all over your face and eye and your dick out in the open
>"Hey Anon have you seen Flo..."
>There is a shocked gasp and you feel cold dread as it dawns to you who just walked in to see this questionable condition
>"Hi Ms. Butterscotch, Anon's doing weird stuff again"
>"This isn't what you think..."
>Butters just picks up Flower tart and trots away
>she was looking in your direction the entire time, not looking away, not even blinking
>You clean up the best you can given your circumstance and get up
>You decide to go back and maybe listen to what is going on if Butters has not spilled the beans yet, in which case you're screwed
>As you step into the village square you find it to be completely empty
>but for a few bats and moths that got left behind, clearly making friends
>better them than no one
>you walk up to them to ask what happened when the two-tone blue bat pony from earlier tackled you to the ground
>Suddenly rocks fall on everyone and everyone dies

Mentioned: Tarkin
Referenced: Hekesuh
Would-be spoilers: Anon was not phone, bad end