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Jump 081: Galacta

Jul 21st, 2021 (edited)
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  1. Jump 081: Galacta
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  3. Location: Earth 616
  4. Identity: Galactus' Offspring
  5. Drawbacks: [+200] A Plague Upon Your World
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  7. [Free] I'm Not Like You, Dad
  8. [100/1200] You Would Not Believe Cosmic Phone Bills
  9. [300/1200] The New Fab Diet: Extraterrestrial Only
  10. [500/1200] Cosmically Fit In Body And Mind
  11. [900/1200] The Alien That Made The Pyramids
  12. [1200/1200] Unlimited Power!
  13. [Free] Godly Abode
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  15. Being able to be in more than one place at a time - in fact, being in an arbitrarily large number of places at the same time - served quite well to deal with the many problems that this world had. Yeah, there was a ton of stupid things happening in the world, but a few nudges here and there can make life better. For example, a nudge that classifies powered humans as subject to the Americans With Disabilities Act for reasonable accommodations is useful. Doubly so when, whoops, it turns out that also includes mutants as well as people who got bitten by radioactive spiders!
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  17. Really, the most noteworthy thing I did for the everyday person was putting in some serious standards for health care. And also dropping some regulation of the news media because holy SHIT these people are stupid.
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  19. But you know the craziest part of all that I got up to in Marvel here?
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  21. It's the fact that when the President was exposed as Galactus' offspring, it WASN'T a notable scandal.
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  23. I guess it only would have been a bad thing if I were a mutant.
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