A Clandestine Cosplay

[2018-07-10 18:51] Marianas: I love silent hill!
[2018-07-10 18:52] Ari Satoya: We love you, too.
[2018-07-10 18:52] Atlach-Nacha: <3
[2018-07-10 18:52] Marianas: XD
[2018-07-10 18:52] Marianas: How is everyone?
[2018-07-10 18:52] Ari Satoya: I'm feeling more Yan than Tsun of the whole YanTsun today but otherwise doing swell.
[2018-07-10 18:52] Ari Satoya: Yourself?
[2018-07-10 18:53] Marianas: I'm all right, just bored.
[2018-07-10 18:56] Marianas: I was kind of thinking what Marianas's hell would look like, Silent hill is supposed to sort to cater to who ever enters, so for her, I imagine the manifestations would be centered around her fear of aging, that her body was slowly starting to fail her, among other things.
[2018-07-10 18:58] Atlach-Nacha: My personal hell would be a land where tomatoes don't grow.
[2018-07-10 18:58] Ari Satoya: I thought you were japanese, not italian?
[2018-07-10 18:58] Ari Satoya: Just a weeb, I see...
[2018-07-10 18:59] *Atlach-Nacha  is an italyboo.
[2018-07-10 18:59] *Marianas  thinks the word italyboo is kind of cute.
[2018-07-10 18:59] Atlach-Nacha: Only for the tomatoes, though. Don't care about the other stuff.
[2018-07-10 19:30] Ari Satoya: Not even me?
[2018-07-10 19:34] Atlach-Nacha: Italian elves? That's, uh... that's alright, actually. [sub]As long as they're not french.[/sub]
[2018-07-10 19:34] Ari Satoya: I lied. I don't even know where Italy is.
[2018-07-10 19:34] Ari Satoya: I'm not from there.
[2018-07-10 19:35] *Atlach-Nacha  gasps. So she IS french. And been all along. This is too much Silent Hill all at once.
[2018-07-10 19:35] Ari Satoya: What are you gasping at...?
[2018-07-10 19:35] Ari Satoya: Or do spiders just breathe weird?
[2018-07-10 19:36] Atlach-Nacha: N-nothing. Just eating some fog.
[2018-07-10 19:36] *Atlach-Nacha  grabs some nearby fog and stuffs it into her gasping mouth.
[2018-07-10 19:41] Ari Satoya: ...
[2018-07-10 19:41] Ari Satoya: Did other kids talk to you much at school or no?
[2018-07-10 19:43] Atlach-Nacha: No. But I talked to them. They didn't like it, though. Tried to close the windows at night to prevent me from getting in.
[2018-07-10 19:44] Atlach-Nacha: I guess I'm just not a gifted conversationalist. Don't know much about sports and fashion and such.
[2018-07-10 19:45] *Marianas  tries eating the fog as well, it tastes terrible.
[2018-07-10 19:45] Ari Satoya: What do you like to make conversation about?
[2018-07-10 19:46] Ari Satoya: And stop. Stop eating the fog. Both of you.
[2018-07-10 19:46] Tiddly: Wait, we can eat the fog?
[2018-07-10 19:47] Marianas: ...>o> it tastes like sadness
[2018-07-10 19:47] Tiddly: [sub]Ya'll have rust-lungs if you're trying to eat that shit.[/sub]
[2018-07-10 19:48] *Marianas  is feeling pretty rust right now.
[2018-07-10 19:52] Tiddly: Guh.. I can feel my blood turning into rust.
[2018-07-10 19:53] Atlach-Nacha: With students, I liked to discuss various pomodoro sorts but I guess they couldn't handle my skilful self-taught Italian. They just cried and asked me to stop. I guess they just have bad taste in food. Casuals.
[2018-07-10 19:55] Ari Satoya: You just...You only discuss tomatoes?
[2018-07-10 19:55] Ari Satoya: And only tomatoes...?
[2018-07-10 19:57] Tiddly: What even with you and your tomato fetish?
[2018-07-10 20:00] Atlach-Nacha: Like I said, I'm not much of a conversationalist. I prefer doing things over talking about them.
[2018-07-10 20:00] *Atlach-Nacha  [sub]discretely stuffs some fog into her skirt pockets for later consumption.[/sub]
[2018-07-10 20:01] Ari Satoya: Okay, then let's do. Do you like riddles or puzzles?
[2018-07-10 20:02] Atlach-Nacha: Please, no. finding a way to the real world was enough puzzles for me.
[2018-07-10 20:06] *Ari Satoya  makes sniffling and sobbing noises.
[2018-07-10 20:06] Ari Satoya: B-but they're fun.
[2018-07-10 20:07] *Atlach-Nacha  pats elf head. It's true. The fun hasn't even begun.
[2018-07-10 20:11] *Deaths warden  awakes
[2018-07-10 20:34] Tiddly: Everyone died as soon as the horse awoke.
[2018-07-10 20:35] *Marianas  makes faint farting sounds.
[2018-07-10 20:36] Deaths warden: is that a sea otter
[2018-07-10 20:36] Deaths warden: in my sacred  quiet mountains ?
[2018-07-10 20:36] Marianas: .....No...
[2018-07-10 20:37] *Deaths warden  fucking squints.
[2018-07-10 20:38] *Marianas  puts on a hat that says, not and otter.
[2018-07-10 20:39] Tiddly: It's an orange otter with a floatie because it can't swim.
[2018-07-10 20:39] Marianas: I CAN SWIM!!
[2018-07-10 20:39] Deaths warden: Hatsune was looking for food.
[2018-07-10 20:39] *Marianas  puts paws over her mouth.
[2018-07-10 20:40] Tiddly: She didn't want this one though, she wanted tomatoes.
[2018-07-10 20:41] Deaths warden: She would take meat over tomatoes at anytime!
[2018-07-10 20:42] Ari Satoya: She wouldn't listen to my riddle
[2018-07-10 20:42] Ari Satoya: :(
[2018-07-10 20:42] Atlach-Nacha: I wanted to snack on some fog. Elf forbade me though.
[2018-07-10 20:43] Ari Satoya: Fog isn't food.
[2018-07-10 20:43] Deaths warden: No leave the fog alone you can't eat it
[2018-07-10 20:43] Marianas: Fog is friend not food.
[2018-07-10 20:46] *Marianas  makes random otter noises.
[2018-07-10 20:47] *Deaths warden  "Someone lock her in a supply closet down in lakeview hotel..."
[2018-07-10 20:47] *Tiddly  "She is not staying in my hotel."
[2018-07-10 20:47] *Atlach-Nacha  pats the fog amicably. Did not mean to offend.
[2018-07-10 20:48] *Marianas  " Don't lock me away!!"
[2018-07-10 20:48] Marianas:  DX
[2018-07-10 20:48] *Deaths warden  "She is not staying in my hospital..."
[2018-07-10 20:49] *Tiddly  "Just toss her into the lake. Otters love lakes."
[2018-07-10 20:50] *Marianas  hides somewhere.
[2018-07-10 20:50] *Deaths warden  Is the janitor here, can not hide from him
[2018-07-10 20:50] Marianas: o-o
[2018-07-10 20:50] *Marianas  ...makes a mess, tipping over a trash can.
[2018-07-10 20:51] *Deaths warden  Legit cracks a pipe over the otters head.
[2018-07-10 20:51] *Tiddly  "Sweep her out."
[2018-07-10 20:51] *Marianas  falls over.
[2018-07-10 20:51] *Deaths warden  Throws her through the window of the bookstore .. "Ari take this thing."
[2018-07-10 20:52] Ari Satoya: Hello welcome to my book store, I'm Kal Tandrer, Casolaes os Mys eil Mel, Arielle Johavanna Satoya'si Eisandri Ennori'Ia, Shaeraer eil Tholar Shaer os si Mi, are you looking for anything specific or just browsing?
[2018-07-10 20:52] *Marianas  just crashes through the window violently.
[2018-07-10 20:53] Tiddly: I think I'll need a book to understand what sort of gibberish that was.
[2018-07-10 20:53] Deaths warden: That's her name
[2018-07-10 20:54] *Atlach-Nacha  walks into the bookstore through the door politely. "Hello. I'm looking for a cookbook on otter seasonings, please."
[2018-07-10 20:54] *Marianas  is still out cold, and passed out on one of the tables.
[2018-07-10 20:55] *Deaths warden  walks in after the Spider. "Rev up those fryers "
[2018-07-10 20:56] *Marianas  suddenly wakes up and hits Death's warden in the face with a hydro pump, launching him out of the door.
[2018-07-10 20:56] *Deaths warden  Ducks and punts the otter into a wall
[2018-07-10 20:57] *Marianas  flails and smashes into a wall, knocking over several book cases.
[2018-07-10 20:57] *Deaths warden  was stomping on the otter somerwhere in the corner  "Alessa would be so proud of me right now.."
[2018-07-10 20:58] *Marianas  is slowly running out of hp from all the violent assaults, taking five damage per hit humorously.
[2018-07-10 21:00] *Deaths warden  got bored of this quick and strolls over to Hatsune leaning upon her."How are you  feeling hun?"
[2018-07-10 21:01] Atlach-Nacha: Better than yesterday. Some well-seasoned otter would really hit the spot, by the way.
[2018-07-10 21:01] *Deaths warden  His hands gently tpuch those striped limbs of hers.. "My hair still smells like rain..thank you "
[2018-07-10 21:02] Marianas: x....o....x
[2018-07-10 21:08] Ari Satoya: Uh..otter seasonings?
[2018-07-10 21:08] Ari Satoya: Sure thing. Let me check the back.
[2018-07-10 21:09] *Ari Satoya  goes through a door behind the counter.
[2018-07-10 21:09] *Atlach-Nacha  wiggles the limbs in response, suddenly looking pensive. "Hm. Remember that smell. The rain will return." She straightens her face and taps her fingers on the counter impatiently. A trove of lore such as this surely ought to have something on such an acclaimed subject.
[2018-07-10 21:10] *Deaths warden  "Yes i shall remember the smell of your ..blue vomit Hatsune.."He scoffed and continued to gently play with her spidery limbs and such..sort of just keeping himself busy as the Elf and Spider interact.
[2018-07-10 21:18] *Ari Satoya  comes out of the back with three books. One larger and more encyclopedic, one other smaller and thinner, and the last somewhat mid-sized. Like a novel. "I found three books, one," she plopped the larger one onto the counter, "This recounts that according to taxonomy, otters are similar to seals, and less similar to badgers. So I dug up one," she plopped the mid-sized book down, "book on historical recipes from Europe in which slavs used to serve badger hams, and Brits prepared otter and badger with Worcestershire sauce. Seal was eaten by French-Canadians and prepared with Dijon. I also found this tiny journal a man in the American West who ate otter, he used a pan-sauce and likened the otter's flavor to liver, but not exactly similar. He suggested primarily neck meat. I also found a skull in the back but I tripped on it and broke it."
[2018-07-10 21:20] Deaths warden: [sup]the otter escaped[/sup]
[2018-07-10 21:21] Ari Satoya: [sub]Horse books it is.[/sub]
[2018-07-10 21:26] *Deaths warden  Smooches the spooder on the back of the head and dips out othe bookstore.. [sub]Fuck Barns&Nobel[/sub]
[2018-07-10 21:26] *Atlach-Nacha  skims over the taxonomic info quickly, taking much more interest in the hams and Worcestershire variants, already imagining daring combinations. Will not eat anything with the word 'French' in it, so only pretends to read that. Elf was French, after all. Best not to start anything. "Neck meat, hmm. There's more to this than I thought there would be." Her fingers flip the pages quickly and carefully. The otter was gone, but next time she'd be prepared to get down to business without excess ceremony. "Some excellent finds. Thanks you."
[2018-07-10 21:27] Ari Satoya: Do I get paid?
[2018-07-10 21:27] Deaths warden: A-AH HAH
[2018-07-10 21:28] Deaths warden: we are all just pretty much playing pretend here Ari!
[2018-07-10 21:29] Ari Satoya: Can you pretend stop laughing at me... :(
[2018-07-10 21:30] *Deaths warden  With that he skitters back over to the Hospital Looks back at her.. makes a heart symbol with both his hands.
[2018-07-10 21:31] *Atlach-Nacha  whips out a half-crumpled bill of 5000 Italian liras and smacks it on the counter proudly. There's a small speck of blood on it, which she tries to cover with her thumb.
[2018-07-10 21:33] *Deaths warden  the loud sound of scraping metal to tile echoed through the street. "I.. found...A TUB OF BLOOD "
[2018-07-10 21:33] Ari Satoya: What sort of money is this?
[2018-07-10 21:33] Ari Satoya: Where is this even accepted?
[2018-07-10 21:34] Atlach-Nacha: This is money from fairy pomodoro land and it's eagerly accepted right here in this bookstore.
[2018-07-10 21:34] Ari Satoya: ...do you have any Francs?
[2018-07-10 21:35] Deaths warden: We don't respect the french here!
[2018-07-10 21:35] *Deaths warden  was already naked psrt for some swimming trunks.
[2018-07-10 21:35] *Atlach-Nacha  demonstratively turns out her empty pockets wordlessly.
[2018-07-10 21:35] Ari Satoya: Okay. Just gimme your Seifuku then.
[2018-07-10 21:36] Ari Satoya: You can have my spare robe. It's black and long and has a hood. It's an eldritch cultist robe, specifically.
[2018-07-10 21:36] *Deaths warden  Was slowly lowering his body into the bath filled with dark red blood.. "Guys this does not seem safe "
[2018-07-10 21:36] Ari Satoya: If you wear it long enough it sometimes feels like your eyes bleed because they do. But thems the breaks, now gimme that pleated skirt.
[2018-07-10 21:37] *Atlach-Nacha  scratches her head. Her uniform has already been nicked once today. This can't be a coincidence. "Fine, but give me the robe first. I'm not walking around in my underwear."
[2018-07-10 21:38] *Deaths warden  He had his  binoculars out..near naked in a bath of blood watching these two from across the street.. [sub]take off that top spider lady[/sub]
[2018-07-10 21:43] *Ari Satoya  hands her the robe. Did she recognize this sorta stuff? It had the logo of Yog-Sothoth on it.
[2018-07-10 21:44] *Deaths warden  praise Yogg?
[2018-07-10 21:52] *Atlach-Nacha  takes the robe, presses it into her face, and inhales deeply. Besides the physical scents, through the fibers of the fabric, she picks up the familiar twelve-fingered hand caressing her face. Ah. Annoying, but alright for a short while. Stretching out the robe over herself with spidery talons, she slips it on top of her uniform clumsily. Sticks her hands right through the fabric of the robe, as if it weren't there, and pulls off the blouse over her head. Folds it neatly and hands it to the elf. Fingers search around her waist and unfasten the skirt clumsily, also oddly ignoring the robe being in-between, and offers the skirt as well. "Do I get to keep the shoes, or...?"
[2018-07-10 21:54] *Deaths warden  What the fuck was he watching here? ..he squints gently from his blood bath.. and sinks down a bit..confused as why he just sunk deeper.
[2018-07-10 21:54] Ari Satoya: No I want the shoes, too. I'm cosplaying you. I need the full thing.
[2018-07-10 21:55] *Ari Satoya  does take the neatly folded clothes offered to her. She sets them on the counter awaiting the rest of the outfit. "I already own the little black panties with spidey webs on them. I was going to use those or Spider-Man underwear. I'll decide when I change."
[2018-07-10 21:57] Ari Satoya: Also uh. Please don't sniff my clothes so much. It's odd, I know we're friends but it's not a tomato.
[2018-07-10 22:00] *Atlach-Nacha  freezes mid-motion. She stares the elf in the eyes deeply, squinting so hard that her eyelids look like they could crush metal. Pause... but no comment. Hand slowly reaches down for a shoe and takes it off, placing it on the counter gently. Pause. Does the same with the other shoe. "Socks? Please tell me you don't need the socks." Squints sideways until her eyes look like they're closed, leaving only two tiny red glints. This was is not a tomato, she says? [sub]"Don't be so sure."[/sub]
[2018-07-10 22:02] *Ari Satoya  nods slowly, as if talking to an idiot. Why would she need the shoes without the socks. She does slide a replacement pair over. Well, they're actually black tights. And a pair of leather boots. Not the fetishy-kind mind you. The adventurer-kind. With cool gold trim. "Sheesh, you do someone one favor to help them cook otter and when you ask for a favor back they squint at you. Settle."
[2018-07-10 22:08] *Atlach-Nacha  decides to temporarily put her suspicions aside for the sake of noble friendship and lazily pulls off her low socks, hesitating for a moment about what to do next. When you give someone your dirty socks, do you fold them and put them next to the shoes, or do you put one sock in each shoe? Racking her head and twitching her hands back and forth painfully many times, she decides to settle on the former. There. Nicely folded dirty socks. Hatsune silently dons the replacements, pulling on the thighs snugly, her fingers against slipping right through the robe as if it were water. The boots fit perfectly, too. "...we're the exact same size." Unless the elf has prepared these boots long in advance, but that would best not be thought about.
[2018-07-10 22:12] *Deaths warden  Just keeps his snarky comments to himself.
[2018-07-10 22:14] *Ari Satoya  "Yeah probably," she grabbed the clothes and sorta just dropped them into a freefall behind the counter as a loud watery whirling sound could be heard. Assumedly some sort of magic. "I mean, what, how many sizes are there? Six? Seven if you count orcs. But who does, am I rrr-" she was cut off as another portal opened up above her, this time a sweltering sun was heard as the clothes, still in freefall, fell back down and she grabbed them out of the air like some kind of Mario Party minigame. "Am I right? Now one moment."

She ran into the back room, clothes in tow. Little grunts and heaves and hos could be heard. Something might have broken, and she was yelling a few curse words, but after a minute or two she came out, eyes red and uniform on. She made a blank expression and looked around. "Where are the books on tomatoes?" she mocked, before breaking character to snicker. "Now to just learn how to hang upside down... without getting queasy..." she tapped her chin.
[2018-07-10 22:22] *Atlach-Nacha  decided not to comment on Ari's acting talent, but it was less like seeing your own reflection and more like seeing an evil twin. "So... how serious are you about this cosplay thing? Because that last part can be arranged. Just give me a  clean jar with a drop of your blood in it." That rapid laundering technique made her a bit jealous, but that just meant the elf would have to do her laundry from now on. In exchange for... something.  Hatsune suddenly swats at the robe hood behind her head, as if telling it to stay still.
[2018-07-10 22:26] *Ari Satoya  "OH." she ignored the blood offer, for absolutely no reason at all. None. "You are in the new home jersey for me, but you're missing some parts. Lemme just--" she runs in to the back again, making a horribly inaccurate, and possibly stereotypical hissing and skittering noise as she did so. After running back out she has a [b]big. Black. Floppy.[/b] Wizard hat. She reaches in and pulls out a tiny little hair clip with a golden lotus on it, pins the right side of Hatsune's hair back with it, then slaps the hat on her head. Adjusts the robe so that it had more of that 'seasoned veteran and billowing dramatic' effect on it. "There. Now [b]I[/b] have to go uh...what do you even do exactly? Like all day, or for a living. Are you actually a student?"
[2018-07-10 22:38] *Atlach-Nacha  is a little relieved that she ignored the blood offer, regardless of her reasons. Or lack thereof. Her eyes go from painfully squinting to saucer-wide at the sight of that [b]big. Black. Floppy.[/b] Wizard hat. She backs into a wall and stares in silent horror, not even noticing the hairclip, as that ill-invented menace casts its terrible shadow and descends on her virgin head. She thought she was paying for a book, but this was something else. This was violation. But she had to endure it for the sake of friendship, right? Her lips, tinted a little blue, moved on their own, answering the question absent-mindedly. Her eyes were staring upwards, glued to the hem of the hat that obscured half her vision. "Now... you show up in class. Sit there like an idiot. Fail to answer any questions except the ancient history ones. Try to keep the ancient history answers from sounding too authentic. Meanwhile, observe the other students, choosing the one that best suits your tastes. Then..." she twirled her wrist, as if the rest was obvious.
[2018-07-10 22:45] *Ari Satoya  "Uh...well I can't do really any of that. I'm good at every subject. Well, most I guess. I'll try not to make my answers sound too authentic. But yeah I got you," she winked, "I'll find you a date to prom, even if I gotta twist some arms. But if none seem nice enough we can go together. Heaven knows Bubbsy won't fit in. Oh yeah I'll also throw the loser nerds into that weird abandoned courtyard you have a net in." she dug around behind the counter before pulling out a tiny little journal-size book again. It was black and engraved with gold leaves. "Here. Meanwhile you have to do my job. There's a careful balance of power between the realms and planes, and you have to keep it that way. We're supposed to have comfortable non-overwhelming deities until the heat death of the universe. I can't give you my tome on account of me sealing my soul in it and chaining it to my waist but here's a book of drawings I did. Fruit begins on page 2, cute animals page 6, scary animals page 18, self-portraits page 25. Open pages you can draw in. If anyone representing a deity calls just tell them you're asleep." The book looked like it was done in crayon, because it was. "If this works out for one day I'll give you a home grown tomato plant. And..I'll take care of it. Heaven knows you can't."
[2018-07-10 22:57] *Atlach-Nacha  took the book and opened it on a random page, staring at the contents with a thoughtful-looking face without even noticing that she was holding the book upside down. "Planes... Deities... heat death... Right. No problem," she waved a dismissive hand, as if this was all old news for her. Although she didn't understand a word, or recognize a single drawing, she wasn't worried. She had never encountered a problem that couldn't be solved by eating someone. Either the one being complained about, or the one who complained. Depending on which was more practical at the time. She had no doubts this interplanar balance situation would be any different. Deity representatives didn't sound particularly tasty, but she's had worse, and she was ready to take one for the team this time. "Your office is in safe hands," she nodded with a serious look, eyebrow twitching as the rim of the wizard hat swayed in its characteristic, disgustingly wavy manner. she could already tell the hat was going to be her biggest issue here. Had no idea about what 'date to prom' meant, but if they could go together, it was probably something wizardly. She didn't look forward to entering a formal occasion wearing this thing. Perhaps there would be a whole hall of important wizards in [b]big, black and floppy[/b] hats. She was already thinking of ways to evade that situation by any means necessary. Bunking in the void between the stars for a while, maybe? Hm. Maybe between the galaxies? That sounded far away enough.
[2018-07-10 23:02] *Deaths warden  Fell asleep in the blood bath and stepped out of it ..just to find he was not in the same location..was sitting in the middle of some apartment complex's bathroom now..fucking teleporting bathtubs..
[2018-07-10 23:08] Ari Satoya: Oh. One last thing. You can't use your legs. Other than the normal two.
[2018-07-10 23:08] Ari Satoya: Same for hands. Anything like that. But feel free to use any funny magic you do.
[2018-07-10 23:11] *Atlach-Nacha  isn't a wizard. Can't do any magic. The funny things are a natural part of her being as much as her fists. Which she'll apparently have to use to take down those demigods or whatnot. A handicap is also fun sometimes.
[2018-07-10 23:14] Ari Satoya: Great. This'll be exciting. Oh yeah, do you have my voice down? Do you speak Elvish?
[2018-07-10 23:16] Atlach-Nacha: I only speak an upper-class Venetian dialect of Italian, my mozzarella, and that shall suffice.
[2018-07-10 23:19] Ari Satoya: I have a vague feeling you will flounder in my job, but that's okay. I'll at least pull you up to a passing grade.
[2018-07-10 23:19] Atlach-Nacha: Also, I think I can get the nettle scourges to help me with the voice thing. They're good with sound.
[2018-07-10 23:21] Ari Satoya: Thats...oddly resourceful.
[2018-07-10 23:22] Atlach-Nacha: Anyway, you can rest easy. There's no problem I can't solve. My methods are absolute.
[2018-07-10 23:28] Ari Satoya: Okay what do you do if Baphomet invades Mount Clestia. Spoiler alert, he is [b]not edible.[/b]
[2018-07-10 23:30] Atlach-Nacha: I eat Mount Clestia to stop him from invading it, then? My belly is pretty stretchy so no problem there. If anyone's living on it they'll probably be alright, too.
[2018-07-10 23:31] Ari Satoya: Oh well that's oddly close to my fetish. So despite how horribly inaccurate it is, you get a pass.
[2018-07-10 23:33] *Atlach-Nacha  is glad to be hitting the right buttons. One way or another.
[2018-07-10 23:36] Ari Satoya: Just uh- try not to do that unless absolutely necessary [sub]or call me when you do you know how it goes.[/sub]
[2018-07-10 23:36] Deaths warden: What the fuck are yall goin on about ?
[2018-07-10 23:37] Atlach-Nacha: We're roleplaying.
[2018-07-10 23:37] Atlach-Nacha: What does it look like?
[2018-07-10 23:37] Ari Satoya: Size fetish vore. And role playing.
[2018-07-10 23:37] Ari Satoya: I'm her.
[2018-07-10 23:37] *Ari Satoya  billows her pleated skirt and seifuku.
[2018-07-10 23:38] *Atlach-Nacha  isn't moving a muscle but the wizard hat is billowing in tandem.
[2018-07-10 23:38] Ari Satoya: Who're you supposed to be, Bubbsy? You still look like a horse.
[2018-07-10 23:38] *Deaths warden  settles the heel back down miss him with that size fetish
[2018-07-10 23:39] Ari Satoya: Wait- no. I'm her. My fetishes are uh...tomatoes. Eating things.
[2018-07-10 23:40] Atlach-Nacha: My fetishes are... also eating things. Really, really big things.[sub] It suddenly becomes clear we don't have to do much roleplaying on that front, actually.[/sub]
[2018-07-10 23:41] Atlach-Nacha: Also don't forget pickles. You know how the pickle surprise works, right?
[2018-07-10 23:43] *Deaths warden  He slowly pushed a handful of skittles in his maw.
[2018-07-10 23:44] Ari Satoya: The pickle...surprise? Wait what? And no- my fetishes are typically stepping on things. Really small things. Your accuracy of me dwindles with each phrase. But first: what's a pickle surprise?
[2018-07-10 23:44] Atlach-Nacha: It looks like you're not going to have any less trouble doing my job than I'll have doing yours.
[2018-07-10 23:45] Ari Satoya: Why not?
[2018-07-10 23:49] Atlach-Nacha: I'm going to have to teach you many lost arts and forbidden secrets. Mysteries that would make even the Outer Gods avert their many eyes and shudder. I hope you're ready.
[2018-07-10 23:50] Ari Satoya: Um. Go ahead. I'll mentally prep myself as we go.
[2018-07-10 23:51] *Atlach-Nacha  will retire for the night and leave a cliffhanger.
[2018-07-10 23:51] *Deaths warden  it's 5PM here
[2018-07-10 23:52] Ari Satoya: If you leave me with a cliffhanger
[2018-07-10 23:52] Ari Satoya: I'm taking your clothes to France.
[2018-07-10 23:52] Atlach-Nacha: Watch out. They'll self-immolate as soon as you're on French soil.
[2018-07-10 23:53] Atlach-Nacha: And I'd rather not lose those clothes.
[2018-07-10 23:53] Ari Satoya: Fine. I'll go uh...hang upside down on things.
[2018-07-10 23:54] Atlach-Nacha: And prepare 'prom dates' and other eldritch rituals?
[2018-07-10 23:55] *Deaths warden  big mood
[2018-07-10 23:58] Atlach-Nacha: It looks like we have much to learn about each other. I'll retreat to my wizardly meditation chamber in, uh, the elven spires probably. Here, meanwhile allow this magical servant to keep you company and whisper dark revelations in your ear.
[2018-07-10 23:58] Atlach-Nacha: [eicon]pickle[/eicon]
[2018-07-10 23:59] *Deaths warden  sinks back into the bloody bathtub  silent hill is weird tonight
[2018-07-11 00:01] *Ari Satoya  swats the pickle away.