The left is attacking one of our most important Judeo-Christ

Urine and feces is a unique American value.  The founding fathers understood its importance, and this  was reflected in the Declaration of Independence when Thomas Jefferson wrote "We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, require large quantities of urine and feces."

In fact, the importance of urine and feces is even mentioned in the Bible.  As stated in Prager 32:20, "Heaven has plentiful fields of urine and feces, and when an individual ascends, a new pool is created and filled with all the urine and feces they produced throughout their life."

Ronald Reagan also had a great passion for urine and feces.  In fact, the only reason he illegally sold weapons to Iran to fund the Contras was because the socialist Nicaraguan government denied him access to the country's rich urine and feces reserves.

But recently, the left has turned against this American value.  With a terrible invention known as the flushable toilet, the left has begun the war on urine and feces.  This device is made to remove urine and feces from the home rather than store it inside or in a yard, as is human nature.  They also spread propaganda to make Americans think that urine and feces is gross.  No TV show or movie can show live action urine and feces on screen without an R rating.

In fact, I personally have been affected by the left's extreme measures to destroy urine and feces.  I was recently stopped from converting my backyard into a lake of urine and feces by a city inspector due to environmental laws.  I have also been divorced fifty times due to my refusal to use an evil flushable toilet.  My wives all left me when they discovered my urine and feces storage closet.  This is because they were all brainwashed by anti-American propaganda targeting urine and feces.

To get this country back on track, we must outlaw flushable toilets and return to the old days of keeping all urine and feces inside or in your yard.  But for now, do not use one of those evil devices; keep it all in a closet like I do.

I'm Dennis Prager.

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