I don't really know

>Day today in Equestria
>You had recently come to this strange new land by means of which you are uncertain
>For all you know you could have been transported by an all powerful deific being
>Or fell through the back of a wardrobe, since you read somewhere about how that could happen
>Though really it didn't matter
>For now you were a pioneer, an explorer into new territories
>Since Mankind first looked up at the stars, they had dreamed
>And such grand dreams they were
>Dreams of adventure, dreams of conquest, dreams of stamping humanities future and its presence into bizarre alien landscapes and their locals
>The natives of this land, a unsightly approximation of horses back from Earth had voiced numerous concerns about how you were the only Human, how alone you must feel
>They just didn't understand the true pioneer spirit, the soul of humanity
>They didn't understand that since Mankind looked at the stars those thousands of years ago, they wanted to fuck them
>Like the hero Kirk from the documentary about how Man first walked on the moon, it is every true heroes desire to go into space, find an alien and have sex with it
>And now you, Anonymous of Earth were in a position that no other man could ever hope to be, a lone man on a planet full of nubile sentient beings who can consent
>You will become a true hero

"And that Twilight is why we need to have sex as soon as possible!"
>She just looks at you with an expression mixed with disgust and possibly more disgust, "I don't think that's a good idea, Anonymous."
>She rounds you closing the door to her library behind you, "You can't just run around shouting things like that, you're just lucky Spike is out helping Rarity today."
>You try and contain your spirit, this purple looking quadruped just doesn't understand that every moment you are here and not having sex with one of these things, there's a chance someone else will turn up and beat you to it
>And no one remembers the second guy to do anything
"You just don't understand Twilight! I'm a man and you're a strange alien! If we don't do it, then I'd have to take this exciting new prospect somewhere else."
>You let a sly smile spread across your lips, you knew the type of freaky monster she is, you think its a female anyway
>She craved the fame and approval of her peers, a work that is well referenced and published in multiple journals
"Think about it Twilight, together we would bring a shining new light of knowledge to not only you but the whole of Equestria, think about all that we could learn!"
>You lay your hand on her shoulder; you can feel her trembling lightly, casually running your fingers through her mane you lean in and whisper into her ear
"It would be one small dicking for you, but one giant dicking for Equestria."