Instructions on how to get Spore w/ DLCs + Cracks + Patch

Instructions on how to get Spore (with DLCs + Cracks + Patches) for Windows and install it

Ingredients:
*1 decent brain
*1 pair of eyes (for seeing)
*Ability to read and understand (optional, though would really help a lot) English. If this is unavailable, Google Translate can be used.
*1 continuous supply of electricity (for computer)
*1 Windows computer with around 16gig free disk space and a screen
*Something to click and/or type with
*1 decent internet connection for the computer ("decent" is optional, though would really help a lot)
*Patience. A lot of it (around 100g would prolly do).

Recipe:
1.	Go to this link: https://www.torproject.org/download/download-easy.html.en and click on the purple button saying "DOWNLOAD Tor Browser Bundle" to obtain the Tor installer application.
2.	Open the installer and follow the instructions in the installer to install Tor Browser.
3.	Once the browser is installed, open its application that says "Start Tor Browser". Wait a few seconds.
4.	A dialogue box should've appeared (if not, repeat step 3). Click on the button saying "Connect". Another box will appear. Wait a couple minutes.
5.	If after about 2 minutes a browser that looks like Firefox doesn't appear and the progress bar on the box looks like it's stuck, click on the button that says "Cancel" or close the window and repeat step 4; else continue to step 6.
6.	(Note: skip to step 9 if you already have uTorrent or any other torrent client) A window of a browser that looks like Firefox but named Tor Browser should now have appeared. Paste this link: http://www.utorrent.com/downloads/complete/os/win in the url box then press "enter" on your keyboard. Wait a few seconds.
7.	A dialogue box should've appeared (if not, repeat step 6). Press the button saying "Launch application". Save the uTorrent installer application anywhere you want.
8.	Open the installer and follow the instructions in the installer to install uTorrent. Make sure to set uTorrent as the default Torrent handling application.
9.	Go back to Tor Browser and paste this link: http://kickass.to/spore-with-expansions-cracks-patches-t6963329.html in the url box then press "enter" on your keyboard.
10.	A dialogue box should've appeared (if not, repeat step 9). Press the button saying "Launch application". This will prompt yet another box to appear. Choose the "Open with" option and afterwards choose uTorrent (or your own preffered torrent client) from the list. Click OK.
11.	The torrent application will appear along with a "Add a New Torrent" window (or somthing similar). Choose where you want the files to be downloaded then press OK. The client will now proceed to download the necessary files. This process took me around 2 hours to complete, so try do something productive in this time. Maybe learn how to play a new instrument.
12.	When the download finishes, open the location of the downloaded files. Open the file saying "ReadMeFuckFace". Follow the instructions. If all goes well, you can now play and enjoy Spore along with its DLCs; else haha, I bet you're jealous that I can and you can't! :P