Grammatical Understanding

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I'm going to put to you this for you administrators very plain and upfront. Trainwiz has not stopped spam-friending me and harassing me for a year.
Now, I'm the only one who seems to report him. Now I'm going to say this once, I'm one man, but I'm still a person.
I will only take his shit so long before I have somone get rid of his account for you. Why is this ok?
Because one person shouldn't have to deal with him and suffer simply 'cause you're to lazy to type in a few simple buttons and ban his account.
Now I'm not one for breaking the law, so I won't be doing this, but I will find someone to remove him.
I shouldn't have to take his shit simply 'cause you say "Oh, we need more people.".
So I wont take his shit. Trainwiz the modder is harassing me, spamming, impersonating girls, and chatting with me. Then he's posting those chats. I'm done asking you up at Valve.
If you don't do something about him, I'll have a hacker remove his account for you. It will take time to build the nessesary funds to higher such a hacker but I got all kinds of time since you're not doing anything to stop him.
Don't go banning my account either! If you do... You're just being assholes. I'm the one who's been taking the shit from him, not the other way. So, if you want to ban anyone, ban him. If you don't I'll have someone do it for you.
I'm the one who he's beating into the ground. Me having someone delete his account is more than fair for what he put me through, so I will have someone do it.
If you won't... Oh, and, Trainwiz is trying to break me up with my girlfriend, so don't even think I'm kidding. I'm serious enough that I'd do it right now myself! ... But I don't know how to hack.
I don't give a shit about your protocols or requirements or whatever.
My girlfriend and I have a relationship threatened by Trainwiz's hand. I'd gladly hire someone to hack into the files and delete his account for you, because I'm not going to let your requirements allow him to break me up with my girl, understand?!
I'm not taking this into my own hands right away, I'm giving you time, then I will if you don't.
just know if i have somone do it Trainwiz's acount will be deleted at the sorce ur database. im not asking for anything but justice.. not that big of a request for such pest.
Just know that if I have someone do it, Trainwiz' account will be deleted at the source of your database. I'm not asking for anything but justice. Not that big of a request for such a pest.


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Ima put to u admns vary plane and upfront Trainwiz has not stoped spam friending me and harassing me for a year. now im the only one seems to report him. now ima say this im one man but im still a person. i will only take his shit so long beffor i have somone get rid of his acount for u. why is this ok. becose one person shouldent have to deal with him and suffor simply cuzz ur to lazzy to type in a few simple buttons and band his acount. now im not one for beaking the law so i wont be doing this but i will find somone to remove him, I shouldent have to take his shit simply cuzz u say oh we need more people. so i wont take his shit Trainwiz the moder is harassing me spaming impersonatieing girls and chating with me. then posting them chats. im done askign u up at valv. if u dont do somthen about him ill have a hacker remove his acount for u, it will take time to build the nessisary funds to higher sucha hacker but i got all kind of time sence ur not doing anything to stop him. Dont go banding my acount ither if u do then ur just being assholes im the one whos ben taken the shit form him so u wana band anyone band him if u dont ill have somone do it for u, im the one who hes beating into the ground me haveing somone delete his acount is more then fair for what he put me threw so i will have somone do it. if u wont oh and Trainwiz is trying to break me up with my girlfriend so dont think im kiding.im searis enuph that id do it righ tnow my self. but idk how to hack. i dont give a shit about ur protocalls or whever or reqyierments. my girlfriend an i have a thretend relationship at Trainwizs hand id gladly hire somone to hack into the files and delete his acount for u becose im not goon let ur requierments alow him to break me up with my girl understand..im not taken this into my own hands righta way im giveing u time then i will if u dont . just know if i have somone do it Trainwiz's acount will be deleted at the sorce ur database. im not asking for anything but justice.. not that big of a request for such pest.