shoe mops

[9:16:49 PM] zsasz: I said I was gonna kms, dammit!
[9:16:50 PM] zsasz: FOR YOU.
[9:16:52 PM] nobody: noirswoll
[9:16:57 PM] zsasz: To ease your mind or something.
[9:17:02 PM] Mom: well, yeah. sounds like a nice deal
[9:17:13 PM] Mom: I'm considering it
[9:17:13 PM] noirwhal: someone get plusvat
[9:17:22 PM] noirwhal: to call for help
[9:17:25 PM] zsasz: Fkn wow.
[9:17:28 PM] Mom: lol noir
[9:17:36 PM] zsasz: Does plus still work for amazon?
[9:17:39 PM] zsasz: Is that still a thing?
[9:17:42 PM] noirwhal: yes
[9:17:43 PM] Mom: Pri dosen't know what plus is capable of
[9:17:48 PM] noirwhal: thhey made him janitor tho
[9:17:48 PM] zsasz: He didn't mention it when he was here earlier so I got confused.
[9:18:04 PM] zsasz: He's gonna be a great leader, wow.
[9:18:05 PM] _fishy: WATDYA KNOWWWW
[9:18:06 PM] noirwhal: he gets all mad when you bring it up
[9:18:11 PM] noirwhal: he still wants to be leader
[9:18:15 PM] noirwhal: butt oof the janitors now
[9:18:22 PM] zsasz: Poor guy.
[9:18:30 PM] noirwhal: he still seems quite happy
[9:18:41 PM] zsasz: Good for him.
[9:18:50 PM] zsasz: I'm sure his mop makes for good company.
[9:19:03 PM] noirwhal: amazon makes them use the things you wear on yourr feet
[9:19:07 PM] noirwhal: sort of shoe mops
[9:19:09 PM] noirwhal: so they have mops
[9:19:11 PM] noirwhal: and shoe mops
[9:19:16 PM] coolcop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89tgpzE4qkY
[9:19:20 PM] noirwhal: which is apparently 25% more efficient
[9:19:26 PM] noirwhal: but they arent supposed to raise their legs when they walk
[9:19:28 PM] zsasz: The footie things?
[9:19:29 PM] noirwhal: but he said its fun
[9:19:34 PM] nobody: awe dolly put my pic on her tumblr :3 http://78.media.tumblr.com/00a45417bc15591fcb62f271f02dce96/tumblr_owby2aubzQ1tsx2fdo1_1280.png
[9:19:34 PM] noirwhal: shoe mops
[9:19:35 PM] Mom: Those rolling shoes + mop would be A++
[9:19:42 PM] comrade: nigga are you serious right now noirwhal
[9:19:44 PM] Mom: lol meth
[9:19:45 PM] comrade: this seems like
[9:19:50 PM] comrade: too far