Homestuck: The Shrekkening

Shrek stands alone after Lord English had blasted all the ghosts with his shoop da whoop.  He looked around for his beloved eridan and a tear came to his eye as he realized he had been vaporized by lord english. He knew what he had to do as he roared a mighty roar, the love of eridan transcending time and space itself to unlock shrek's true power. He rushed lord english and began trading blows with him. Blow after Blow they struck each other before Lord English jumped back and fired his lazor at shrek. Lord English forgot one thing though. Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. Fueled by Eridan's love he unleashed his ultimate form, Maximum Ogredrive. He walked straight through english's lazor unharmed and decked him in the chin, slamming his mouth shut mid-lazor as he grabbed lord english and leaped into the air. spinning and flipping as he flying suplexed lord english, lord english died upon impact but shrek knew if he did this....he would be sacrificing his own life. He whispered "I'm coming home eridan" before he and lord english exploded in a giant explosion. The heroes erected a statue of shrek in the new universe to honor his heroism and sacrifice and love for eridan.