britishkiki

>Be Anon looking for someone to clean your house while you go off and dig holes
>Look through local newspaper to find an ad for some monster girl who won't rape you the minute you come home
>Normal looking ads for kikis looking for a fixer-uper master who isn't satisfied with his job or life
>Stumble across an ad written way off
"Looking for a dapper chap in the need of a good spiff and shine to clear those grey clouds! Must have no more than a one storey house, I'm still flummoxed from my trip here from over the pond!"
>Snickering at the ad, you call her up and invite her over
>Wait a few hours and a white haired, double d-cupped kikimora is standing at your door with two large suitcases
>When you ask her where her umbrella is as a joke , she huffs and explains
"I hate to be a moaning minnie but I as made my way over some tosser bumped me bum and made me drop the flipping thing!"
>You stare at her as she gives you a huge smile and carrying a very large suitcase