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Can't get data into the port
I was thinking of using document.querySelectorAll in order to get my logins from MS Access. I just need to post the value of input id=pornfuck.

    <input id="pronfuck" />
    <script>
    $.ajax({
      type: "POST",
      url: darkwebs.com/private,
      data: $("#pornfuck").val()
    });
    </script>

I need them in order to determine how to flag questions, because I can never decide if I should flag questions that start with "How to" or not.
However, is there a library that I can use? I thought about using [buymycoolnewtool.com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0) but couldn't decide if that was a good video to troll with or not.
So, how can I do this?
 - Using another library?
 - Using my pornfuck element?
 - Can I just query a local server by port forwarding its 8080 in my router settings? Or perhaps I could just store this in a notepad file?

Your answer should include a link to a library, a code fix for my problems, an alternative solution using a local server or an application on my computer, or go fuck yourself.

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