Nuclear Autumn Path Skills

Extra-Thick Skin
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got four times as much skin as a normal person, and it's all crammed into a normal person's worth of skin thickness.
	Reduces physical damage against you by 20%

Comically Oversized Fist
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 5
	One of your hands is constantly curled into a fist, and it's a fist the size of a basketball.
	Deals physical damage and briefly stuns foes

Overactive Pheromones
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your intimacy glands are much more powerful than normal, causing everybody (especially animals, for some reason) to like you more.
	+10 to Familiar Weight

Dislocatable Jaw
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 5
	You can unhinge your jaw to bite things that are way bigger than the things you would normally bite, like sandwiches and shoes and stuff.
	Deals physical damage

Aluminum Nerves
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your neural sheathing is lined with aluminum, making your entire nervous system much more conductive.
	Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure

Noodly Arms
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 5
	Your arms don't have any bones in them, which makes it a lot easier to slap somebody who's outside of your normal slapping range.
	Deals physical damage

Self-Lubricating Feet
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your feet constantly exude a thick, oily substance that makes it so you can slide around faster than you can walk.  Also you leave a trail behind you like a snail.
	+20% Combat Initiative

Hollow Canines
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 5
	Your canines are razor sharp, hollow, and connected directly to your bloodstream.
	Deal physical damage and heal you.

Two Right Feet
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Both of your feet are right feet -- it makes you so good at dancing that even walking around counts as dancing.
	+10% Item Drops from Monsters

Finger Knives
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 5
	About half of your fingers are actually razor-sharp knives made out of bone.
	Deal physical damage and weaken your enemy

Double-Eidetic Memory
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	A mutation affecting the structure of your brain has made it so you remember everything both perfectly and twice.
	+10% to all Muscle Gains
	+10% to all Mysticality Gains
	+10% to all Moxie Gains

Ultrasonic Ululations
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 5
	A mutation affecting your vocal cords makes it so you can emit a highly directional high-pitched shriek, breaking any nearby champagne flutes and buffeting your foes with agonizing sonic pain.

Boiling Tear Ducts
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 10
	A chemical reaction in your eyelids causes your tears to come out boiling hot.

Throat Refrigerant
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 10
	You've got an intestine-like coil wrapped around your windpipe with a freeon-like enzyme in it.  It makes your exhalations really cold.

Skunk Glands
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 10
	You've got some glands in your hindquarters that allow you to hose people down with a foul-smelling spray.  It's a great party trick, assuming you don't mind immediately getting kicked out of the party.
	Deals Stench Damage to enemies

Translucent Skin
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 10
	Your skin is translucent, allowing you to show people your internal organs.
	Deal Spooky Damage to opponents

Projectile Salivary Glands
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 10
	Your salivation has a little more oomph than that of a normal human.  You can do a thing that's like gleeking, but instead of a tiny stream it's more like a fire hose.

Mind Bullets
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 15
	usable once per fight
	Just by looking at somebody you can shoot them in the brain with figurative bullets.
	Stun opponents for a few rounds

Metallic Skin
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your skin consists of three parts: a dermis, an epidermis, and an epiepidermis made of aluminum.
	So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
	So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
	So-So Stench  Resistance (+2)
	So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
	So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

Adipose Polymers
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your subcutaneous fat is shot through with high-tensile-strength polymers, making it like a Kevlar vest you wear under your skin.  It also gives you a convenient excuse to not lose weight.
	Damage Absorption +100
	Damage Reduction: 10

Extra Muscles
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a lot more muscles than the average Adventurer.  Not bigger muscles, but more muscles.  Some of them are in weird places.
	Muscle +50%

Extra Brain
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a second brain between your gall bladder and your stomach.  It's small, but it's smart.
	Mysticality +50%

Hypno-Eyes
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The fluid in your eyes constantly swirls in a mesmerizing spiral, making it nearly impossible for anybody to resist looking at you.
	Moxie +50%

Backwards Knees
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your knees bend backwards, like a chicken, which makes you fast, like a chicken.
	+20% Combat Initiative

Sucker Fingers
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got little suction cups on all of your fingers, making it easier for you to pick things up.  You can also impress people by being able to palm a novelty oversized basketball, if you can find one of those and also people who would be impressed by your ability to palm it.
	+15% Item Drops from Monsters

Flappy Ears
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	You're capable of whipping the ambient air into a frenzied whirlwind with your big floppy elephant ears.
	Gives Effect:
	Ear Winds
	(10 Adventures)
		You're surrounded by whirling winds, making it harder for anything other than a punch in the mouth to hurt you.
		So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
		So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
		So-So Stench  Resistance (+2)
		So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
		So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

Magic Sweat
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	You can voluntarily exude a thick layer of sweat, which then hardens into a protective outer layer of skin-goo.
	Gives Effect:
	Hardened Sweatshirt
	(10 Adventures)
		You're wearing a shirt (and pants, for that matter) made of your own solidified sweat.
		Damage Absorption +100
		Damage Reduction: 10

Steroid Bladder
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	You've got a gland inside you that produces anabolic steroids.  It's still illegal, but at least you don't have to find a shady doctor.
	Gives Effect:
	Juiced and Loose
	(10 Adventures)
		Your muscles are thrumming with steroidy goodness.  Let's go break some world records!
		Muscle +50%

Intracranial Eye
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	You've got an extra eye embedded in your brain that you can open if you ever want to watch yourself think.
	Gives Effect:
	Mind Vision
	(10 Adventures)
		You're watching your thoughts happen in real time, which is helping you to control them better.
		Mysticality +50%

Self-Combing Hair
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	Each of your hairs has a tiny brain in it, which makes it so they can work together to make you look really good, and also adds a layer of existential horror to a barber shop visit.
	Gives Effect:
	Impeccable Coiffure
	(10 Adventures)
		Your hair has combed itself into absolute perfection.
		Moxie +50%

Bone Springs
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	You can elongate and twist the bones of your legs into powerful springs, allowing you to run faster.
	Gives Effect:
	Bone Springs
	(10 Adventures)
		You've got springbones connected to your footbones.
		+20% Combat Initiative

Magnetic Ears
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 10
	You can, at will, cause your ears to become powerful magnets. It allows you to wear earrings without having to deal with the pain of piercing.
	Gives Effect:
	Magnetized Ears
	(20 Adventures)
		Your ears are attracting all sorts of things.  Paper clips, iron filings, knives, just a whole world of good stuff.
		+15% Item Drops from Monsters

Firefly Abdomen
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	You can light up your belly like a firefly lights up its butt.  You're not going to attract any mates that way, though.
	Gives Effect:
	Blinking Belly
	(10 Adventures)
		Your belly is alternating between being (fairly) normal and glowing intensely.  It's a real attention-getter.
		Monsters will be much more attracted to you

Squid Glands
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	You've got the ability to surround yourself with a cloud of ink even when you're not underwater.  It's a special kind of low-density ink.
	Gives Effect:
	Inked Well
	(10 Adventures)
		You're surrounded with a floating cloud of ink, which makes it a lot harder for enemies to see you.
		Monsters will be much less attracted to you

Extremely Punchable Face
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 30
	Your mouth muscles are capable of making a face so obnoxious that nobody can resist punching it.
	Gives Effect:
	Punchable Face
	(10 Adventures)
		This is not to say that your normal face is impossible to punch, but your face is currently impossible to not punch.
		+30 to Monster Level

Extra Gall Bladder
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got one more gall bladder than normal people have, so you've got, what, like... six?  I don't know anything about anatomy.
	Food gives 100% more Adventures

Extra Kidney
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a third kidney.  Now you could donate two kidneys to relatives before it got to be a really serious problem.
	Booze gives 100% more Adventures

Internal Soda Machine
	Type: Noncombat
	Cost: 20 Meat
	Your internal organs act as a soda machine.  You can swallow Meat and turn it into soda, and you don't even have to drink the soda!