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- a deflated football
- figgy pudding
- a salty surprise
- a photo of a balding middle aged man in roller skates
- boogers
- an oversized lollipop
- bees
- Harry Potter books
- a Bop-It
- authentic Mexican cuisine
- a goblin
- chapstick
- a bucket of hot cheese
- a really cool hat
- tangled Slinkies
- a bomb
- emotions
- a catapult
- balls
- a flamingo
- an Oompa-Loompa
- Bill Nye the Science Guy videos
- a Hot Pocket
- Lunchables
- a falcon with a Mario cap on its head
- a ghost
- a zesty breakfast burrito
- GoGurt
- excessive hair gel
- a five-dollar footlong
- AXE Body Spray
- explosions
- a balanced breakfast
- pictures of chickens
- gummy bears
- candy corn
- a Big Mac
- an old magazine of Time that's been in a doctor's office for five years
- envy
- balloon animals that look like dicks
- a bucket of ice
- a bottle of pills
- a sponge
- Girl Scout cookies
- 69 cents
- a hair tie
- a bright pink pair of boxers
- a Kirby plushie
- Just For Men
- a baby gecko
- a skateboard
- clown makeup
- a handful of pumpkin seeds
- a rainbow bandana
- the Falchion
- a Fire Flower
- the Triforce
- a green balloon
- their favorite video game
- an oversized textbook
- a World's Best Dad mug
- a segway
- a crossbow
- a Stanford Tree mascot's costume
- the Monado
- Radical-6
- the decisive piece of evidence
- a golf club
- a Brave Axe
- a half-eaten donut
- Monopoly money
- a 20 pound dumbbell
- a Christmas stocking with a picture of Naruto on it
- a blitzball
- a broken lightbulb
- fake maple syrup
- real maple syrup
- a puppy
- a rechargeable flashlight
- an envelope full of glitter
- a lead pipe
- a foam gun
- a map leading to the Bermuda Triangle
- a wooden chair
- a trumpet
- a skeleton
- a bowl of Frosted Flakes
- a backpack full of whipped cream
- a bag of Goldfish
- Thor's Hammer
- a lightsaber
- a pair of yellow overalls
- a banana peel
- an Easter Egg
- a Funhouse mirror
- approximately 4,636 pieces of Goldfish
- a bag of Doritos
- a box with nothing in it
- cotton balls
- a pot of chocolate candy that looks like gold
- a pompom
- an eggshell
- hair clippings
- a shoebox filled with pictures of them
- a cake in the shape of their head
- a bottle of wine
- a trashcan
- some old receipts
- a broken heart
- unmarked, crisp dollar bills
- the gun used to commit a series of homicides last week
- a magazine where cutouts of their own face have been taped to the models
- a roasted acorn
- a cat
- a dog
- a federal report detailing all of their personal life
- a lot of love
- a taco
- something weird
- something strange
- a bowl of bacon
- a strip of bacon
- a robot cat
- a robot dog
- a quiz sheet for the multiplication tables
- a stolen trophy
- a half-eaten burrito
- some questionable VHS tapes
- a half-eaten slice of pie
- the most amazing looking pie
- dank memes
- llamas
- a llama
- a koala
- an angry screaming frog
- an oven (to pee in)
- a clone of themself
- heatstroke
- frostbite
- a really cool doll of themself with real hair
- an electric shock
- the Sun, Moon and stars
- the entire galaxy
- a fleet of warships
- a free flight around the world
- a free direct flight to themself
- someone in chat
- a small collectible model of themself
- a lock of their own hair
- a voodoo doll
- the claw of an ancient dragon god
- the scale of a mythical beast
- an angry screaming frog
- a portal to an alternate dimension where everyone looks like them
- a burrito tree
- a money tree
- a taco tree
- a broken keyboard where the only working letters are E, N, J and I
- a wolf that eats emotions
- an emotionally unstable love affair
- an emotional rollercoaster
- a feels trip
- a trip down memory lane
- an ice-cream pizza
- meth
- hope
- a failed test
- a treasure chest of pirated DVDs
- their own MTV channel
- exactly one Kardashian of their own choosing
- a country song
- a yummy, delicious meal from Applebee's
- an Applebee's gift card
- all the time in the world
- as many booty slaps as they desire
- a wine glass
- some meat
- exactly one cent
- a puzzle that seems to never end
- a Swiss bank account filled with laundered money
- a handful of grass
- a lump of coal
- a night to remember
- instant regret
- instant coffee
- a warrant for their arrest
- an award for 'Best Dressed Person In Chat'
- an award for 'Most Promising Human In Chat'
- an award for 'Most Beautiful Human In Chat'
- a skateboard
- an exotic holiday
- their real birth certificate
- their own private island
- their own planet
- a wave of compliments
- their heart, forever and truly
- their MySpace account
- awkward screenshots of themself
- their nudes
- their number
- intense constipation
- intense heartburn
- nachos
- tacos
- a single nacho they found in their back-pocket
- a cold burrito
- a Hawaiian pizza
- a cold, topless pizza
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