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Oct 26th, 2016
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  1. Not serious, pls disgard, IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO.
  2. [ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]
  3.  
  4. °name : Harambo Harambe Il
  5.  
  6. °nickname : ● xXx_MLGRockyPAWPatrol_xXx
  7.  
  8. °age : 69
  9.  
  10. °birth date : 20 April 1969
  11.  
  12. [ ಠ_ಠ ]
  13.  
  14. °birth place : Pyongyang
  15.  
  16. °hometown : Chongjin
  17.  
  18. °nationality : Best Korean
  19.  
  20. °ethnicity : Korean
  21.  
  22. °height : 420cm
  23.  
  24. °weight : 69 kg
  25.  
  26. [ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ]
  27.  
  28. °personality : I don't really care if people think Vaporwave is just a fad or a meme. I actually feel like I understand it. It's not just music, but a feeling and an experience. If you spent a lot of time in malls and watching random public television in the late 80's to 90's you can probably share a similar sentiment. I get a lot of nostalgia and oddly melancholic feelings from hearing Mallsoft. It takes me back to wandering almost empty malls with my mum, wandering around Sears in the mid 90's, or visiting the VHS rental store on the weekend, or browsing a game store and buying a new Gameboy game with my allowance. I look forward to watching Vaporwave evolve, because I love it so far.
  29.  
  30. °family - ● Kim Jong Succ : father : Dear Leader of Best Korea
  31. ● He Tol-ju : mother : currently in g̶u̶l̶a̶g̶ rehab
  32.  
  33. °background : To become a living meme, first, you must embrace the meme. Work your very hardest to become one with the meme. You must create memes of yourself, meme-ing all the time. All day, every day, you must recite the song Meme Machine by Filthy Frank continuously while browsing memes. When you sleep, you must be listening to a .mp3 file that says "you will never get the succ" in Bonzi Buddy's voice every 4 seconds, and put it on loop until you wake up. After that, quit your job and become a professional meme developer. Meme constantly. Make 2 of each type of meme every day, from memes like TitanPad to the deep corner of e621. You must dump all your memes made into the internet once every 2 hours. Now that you are a professional memer, pool up all your money and go to eBae. Buy every meme available, and whenever a meme is put up, buy it as soon as possible. After 1 year you have a slight chance of becoming a living meme. For best results, sell your soul to the dark Lord Baphomet in exchange for immortality and endless stolen memes. Have fun meme-ing.
  34.  
  35. [ (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ]
  36.  
  37. °slot : Either one works fine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  38.  
  39. °face claim : u wot m8
  40.  
  41. °love interest : Zuma the Chocolate Lab
  42.  
  43. [ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
  44.  
  45. °likes : ● contemplating about why we still exist
  46. ● shitposting
  47. ● recycling
  48.  
  49. °dislikes : ● not getting the succ
  50. ● tfw not getting the succ
  51. ● realising the succ will never be given
  52.  
  53. °hobbies : ● browsing dank memes
  54. ● exploring the universe
  55. ● exploring the world
  56.  
  57.  
  58. °habits ● creating forced memes
  59.  
  60. [凸( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
  61.  
  62. °extra - she have the brain cancer .
  63.  
  64. °trivia - do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit
  65.  
  66. °suggestion - i don´t know who created pokemon go but they need make pokemon go to the polls
  67.  
  68. [ (✿ ◕ܫ◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯ ]
  69.  
  70. °comment about this : Pica grande com braziliian wax 30 segundos 5 cm erecao de ferro durante 2 horas
  71.  
  72. °message in a bottle : M Y L O V E F O R Y O U I S L I K E A G O L D E N B A N A N A ❤❤❤❤❤🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🐴🐵
  73.  
  74. °password : Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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