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The Cheerio Necklace (Griffon greentext)

Mar 15th, 2018
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  1. >Be elementary school anon
  2. >Chilling on the playground, minding your own ball and juice
  3. >Start feelin tired
  4. >Comfy looking pofu over there in the shade
  5. >Pretty sure it's a harpy chick
  6. >Doddle over and ask if you can sleep here too
  7. >She mumbles something and fidgets but you catch an okay in there somewhere
  8. >Super comfy, resting with her becomes daily
  9. >None of the other kids get close for some reason
  10. >Tell you she's "super scary" and refuse to be near you when she's around
  11. >Plebs anon, all of them. None know of the childhood comfort that is Pofu.
  12. >Give pofu friend cheerio necklace because you'll be BFFs
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  16. >Be office worker anon years later
  17. >Job's a normal 9-5 grind dealing with crap clients over the phone and number crunching
  18. >Still it pays great and you feel lucky to have landed the position
  19. >You were a little hesitant at first, supposedly the company is notorious for sexual harassment and that tends to drive men away
  20. >You've only had to deal with one incident so far on your first day with a minotaur but you haven't seen her since
  21. >Now that you think of it your MG coworkers seem to be going out of their way to avoid you
  22. >The only exception is when they contact with you for work related assignments, and even those are short and to the point
  23. >Well, there's also that Griffon security guard
  24. >She always seems to hang around the door to your office
  25. >You ask her about it but she says she's just on patrol and walks off, coming back 10-15 minutes later
  26. >She insists that she has the best view of the floor from the front your cubicle
  27. >Is her necklace made of cheerios? Weird.
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