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- >Be elementary school anon
- >Chilling on the playground, minding your own ball and juice
- >Start feelin tired
- >Comfy looking pofu over there in the shade
- >Pretty sure it's a harpy chick
- >Doddle over and ask if you can sleep here too
- >She mumbles something and fidgets but you catch an okay in there somewhere
- >Super comfy, resting with her becomes daily
- >None of the other kids get close for some reason
- >Tell you she's "super scary" and refuse to be near you when she's around
- >Plebs anon, all of them. None know of the childhood comfort that is Pofu.
- >Give pofu friend cheerio necklace because you'll be BFFs
- >Be office worker anon years later
- >Job's a normal 9-5 grind dealing with crap clients over the phone and number crunching
- >Still it pays great and you feel lucky to have landed the position
- >You were a little hesitant at first, supposedly the company is notorious for sexual harassment and that tends to drive men away
- >You've only had to deal with one incident so far on your first day with a minotaur but you haven't seen her since
- >Now that you think of it your MG coworkers seem to be going out of their way to avoid you
- >The only exception is when they contact with you for work related assignments, and even those are short and to the point
- >Well, there's also that Griffon security guard
- >She always seems to hang around the door to your office
- >You ask her about it but she says she's just on patrol and walks off, coming back 10-15 minutes later
- >She insists that she has the best view of the floor from the front your cubicle
- >Is her necklace made of cheerios? Weird.
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