Play with Sea Fluffy

>go swimming with your friends in a nearby lake
>notice a couple of sea fluffy ponies on somewhat nearby
>hope they don't notice you
>lamentably, one of them does
>it swims over to you, excited
>"Yay! New fwiends! Wan pway!"
>All of your friends groan
"Alright, whose turn is it to take care of this one?"
"It's Anon's!"
>You sigh
>You swim over to it
>It swims around excitedly, babbling incoherently
>You forget how to play with these things
>Get an idea; grab a stick
"Hey fluffy! Go fetch!"
>You throw the stick for it, as if it was a dog
>It just grins at you stupidly
>"Wut dat hooman? New game fow fwuffy? How pway?"
>Say fuck it
"Hey fluffy! Want huggies?"
>It darts over to you
>"Yay! Wan huggies fwom new fwiend!"
>You hug it for a few seconds to gain its trust
>"Fwuffy wuv new fwiend!"
>You grab it by its tail
>"NUUUUUU! FWUFFY NO WIKE GAME! WET GO OF FWUFFY!"
>You walk out of the water, the sea pony trashing as hard as it can to try and get out of your grip
>"HOOMAN NOT FWIEND! HOOMAN MUNSTAH! NO HUWT FWUFFY! WET FWUFFY GO!"
>Anger soon turns to fear and tears
>"FWUFFY CAN'T BWEAVE! PWEASE PUT FWUFFY BACK IN WAWA!"
>You throw the sea fluffy on a cement block, directly in the sun
>You hear its yells get weaker and weaker as you go back to your friends
>Come back in a few hours, see that the fluffy's corpse has been picked apart by birds
>Fucking sea fluffy ponies, those things suck even worse than regular ones

>you go back in the water
>the other sea fluffy saw what you did
>against its better judgment, it swims over to you
>it puffs out its chest
>"hey munstah! wy yoo huwt fwuffy fwiend? fwunny dun wike yoo!"
>it blows a raspberry, splashes you in the face, and swims away
>your friends laugh
"Are you going to take that shit from a fluffy pony fish? Go fry its lungs like the other one!"
>You swim over to the other sea fluffy
>"Go away munsta hooman! Fwuffy dun wan pway wif yoo!"
>It tries splashing you again, while blowing another raspberry
"Well that's too bad! I was going to give you this!"
>Pull out some seaweed, the sea pony's equivalent of spaghetti
>"Nummies fow fwuffy!?"
"Sure are, little dude!"
>It darts over to you
>Nibbles on some of the seaweed
>It finishes before too long
>"Fwuffy wong bout hooman! Hooman fwiend to fwuffy!"
"Guess again, you little shit!"
>You grab this one by the tail
>"NUUUUUUU! NO GWAB FWUFFY! STAAAAWP!"
>Drag it out of the water
>Go over to your grill
>Turn it on
>"NUUUUUUuuuuuuuu!" The fluffy pony protests, somehow still alive
>Throw the sea fluffy on
>It squeals in pain until it's completely black
>You go back to your friends
>How did those things get there anyways?