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Session 18: A Meat Bicycle for Two

Jun 11th, 2013
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  1. Jun 10 20:05:36 <~zoofman> Alright! Last time we left off in the middle of a pretty large conflict! In particular, the closing moments were our heroes charging a tank with a humvee, while Rosetta, Dolore and Audubon duked it out with Unowns and Sons of Grant on top of said tank!
  2. Jun 10 20:06:36 <Rosetta> (what's the initiative now? am I up?)
  3. Jun 10 20:06:49 <~zoofman> In our closing moments, a portable...well, portal thing just unleashed a familiar face to you all by now. Yanala stands before the van, an Unown grafted down the side of her face, TAKEN.
  4. Jun 10 20:07:19 <~zoofman> Rosetta is up, yes. Yanala is quicker, but she needs time to assess what she's been dropped into.
  5. Jun 10 20:07:25 »» Chase is clutching the machine gun while standing on top of the jeep, somewhat in a panic! ...The sudden appearance of a mind-controlled ninja does not help matters.
  6. Jun 10 20:07:32 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Yanala > Rosetta > Saryx > Audubon > Thor > Dolore > Trueseers > Alice > Aevi > THE MOOKS > Glissani > Chase > Gen > Schubert > TANK
  7. Jun 10 20:07:38 <Chase> "Is... is that..."
  8. Jun 10 20:08:03 <Rosetta> "Fucks!" Rosetta tries a last ditch effort to disable the tank's controller, sending a burst of electricity out all around her.
  9. Jun 10 20:08:06 <Rosetta> 1d20 hidden power elec
  10. Jun 10 20:08:12 <Genevieve> "Answers one question, I guess."
  11. Jun 10 20:08:16 <Rosetta> lol nodicemaid
  12. Jun 10 20:08:30 ---» DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has Joined #easternislesrhapsody
  13. Jun 10 20:08:34 <Rosetta> 1d20 thanks~
  14. Jun 10 20:08:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, thanks~: 3 [1d20=3]
  15. Jun 10 20:08:43 <~zoofman> that actually hits, funny enough.
  16. Jun 10 20:08:57 <Rosetta> 3d8+10+19 elec damage all around her
  17. Jun 10 20:08:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, elec damage all around her: 38 [3d8=2,4,3]
  18. Jun 10 20:08:58 <~zoofman> The Rune Master is below deck, inside the tank, but it hits the Unowns
  19. Jun 10 20:09:18 <Rosetta> (oh, I was hoping to catch the rune master in the blast too. hrm)
  20. Jun 10 20:09:32 <~zoofman> Saryx is up!
  21. Jun 10 20:09:44 <~zoofman> (That woulda missed her even if she -was- there though :P)
  22. Jun 10 20:09:46 <Genevieve> (rose needs to leave tank)
  23. Jun 10 20:10:03 <Rosetta> And then Rosetta hops on Audubon! "Hey, wanna get me outta this mess?"
  24. Jun 10 20:10:46 <~zoofman> The Unowns look quite phased by the assault, one of them close to going down.
  25. Jun 10 20:10:52 »» Saryx squints SO hard at the girl that popped out from the capsule. "I think that is, Chase! Maaan, how did they even...?!? And wasn't she helping Corbin before?!?" Strapped into the car, Saryx launches a ring of Spikes out the window, surrounding Yanala.
  26. Jun 10 20:11:10 <Rosetta> (>spikes)
  27. Jun 10 20:11:13 <Rosetta> (>on a ninja)
  28. Jun 10 20:11:18 <Rosetta> (well okay)
  29. Jun 10 20:12:41 <~zoofman> The spikes land all around her! Well...if she was confused before, she isn't now!
  30. Jun 10 20:12:43 <~zoofman> Audubon!
  31. Jun 10 20:13:58 <Genevieve> The Fearow lifts just enough off the ground to dart through the trees back to the humvee, dropping Rose on top of the jeep and then disappearing back into his Pokeball.
  32. Jun 10 20:14:58 <Rosetta> "Oof."
  33. Jun 10 20:14:59 »» Chase tries to get a good bead on where the back of the train is while the jeep's still rumbling along... aha! Well, he probably can't convince Gen to go after them, so... He considers his options a second...
  34. Jun 10 20:15:22 <~zoofman> Thor gives absolutely no fucks to the specifics of this situation, so Dolore is up!
  35. Jun 10 20:15:34 <Genevieve> "Everyone strap in and or hold on!"
  36. Jun 10 20:16:02 <Rosetta> Dolore takes one last attempt at taking out the Rune Master, sending a chill through the tank.
  37. Jun 10 20:16:06 <Rosetta> 1d20 night shade
  38. Jun 10 20:16:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, night shade: 17 [1d20=17]
  39. Jun 10 20:16:13 <Rosetta> 23 damage
  40. Jun 10 20:16:18 <Rosetta> And then he floats over near the Jeep
  41. Jun 10 20:16:36 <~zoofman> There's a 'thud' from within the vehicle, Dolore snickers as he floats back. Bitch had it coming.
  42. Jun 10 20:17:00 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Yanala > Rosetta > Saryx > Audubon > Thor > Dolore > UNOWNS > Alice > Aevi > THE MOOKS > Glissani > Chase > Gen > Schubert > TANK
  43. Jun 10 20:18:08 »» Chase in fact, gets ready to jump.
  44. Jun 10 20:19:02 <~zoofman> The Unowns waste no time in pursuing Rosetta and Audubon, firing Hidden Powers at the vehicle and its passengers.
  45. Jun 10 20:19:16 <Rosetta> "Hey, what're you thinkin, Chase? Oh fuck!"
  46. Jun 10 20:19:50 <Chase> (Says the person who can't read minds yet and has 1d6 intuition >:V)
  47. Jun 10 20:20:11 <Rosetta> (if he's preparing to jump, he'd probably be physically moving to do so, right? That's what I figured)
  48. Jun 10 20:20:23 <~zoofman> 3#1d20 Ice, Fire and Dark toward Genevieve, Alice and Rosetta
  49. Jun 10 20:20:24 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Ice, Fire and Dark toward Genevieve, Alice and Rosetta: 12 [1d20=12], 14 [1d20=14], 5 [1d20=5]
  50. Jun 10 20:20:40 <~zoofman> 3d8+25 to those hit
  51. Jun 10 20:20:42 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, to those hit: 38 [3d8=5,3,5]
  52. Jun 10 20:21:03 »» Genevieve will eat a Reflect charge.
  53. Jun 10 20:21:16 <Rosetta> (reflect doesn't work on special attacks)
  54. Jun 10 20:21:23 <Rosetta> 1d20 teleport
  55. Jun 10 20:21:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, teleport: 12 [1d20=12]
  56. Jun 10 20:21:28 <Genevieve> (Damn you~)
  57. Jun 10 20:21:40 <Chase> "I ain't leaving those people behind, so if you guys are going, go without me! You understand what the situation here is, right? There AREN'T many rangers left in Visiwa! The Explorer Guild is all the people got, and right now we're the only Explorers here. You following me? I am not about to let those freaks get to the civillians. I'm taking the tank!"
  58. Jun 10 20:22:09 <Saryx> (... Right. Forgot to mention the 'Physical' bit. It seemed obvious. ... Sorry.)
  59. Jun 10 20:22:09 <Rosetta> Chase is probably interrupted by Rosetta's sudden disappearance to avoid a blast of unown energy!
  60. Jun 10 20:22:14 <~zoofman> Alice: "Aaaaaa bullets and fire and shit shit shit!" She beats the flames out of her jacket.
  61. Jun 10 20:22:20 »» Genevieve yelps as energy pours through the window at her.
  62. Jun 10 20:22:21 <Rosetta> (I can't move Rosetta's thing cause the jeep is in the way D:)
  63. Jun 10 20:22:28 »» Chase is probably really thankful he isn't inside. :B
  64. Jun 10 20:22:46 <Genevieve> "Chase, I swear to Bondye, if you get off this truck, I will run you down! We aren't risking you getting captured too!"
  65. Jun 10 20:23:21 <~zoofman> She then bides her time, charging in the back seat. Aevi's up!
  66. Jun 10 20:23:32 »» Rosetta tumbles somewhere in the brush to get away from the attack.
  67. Jun 10 20:23:42 <~zoofman> Alice: "Wait! We're...really gonna leave all those people to these jerks?"
  68. Jun 10 20:23:44 <Chase> "Fuck you! You don't get to decide my safety is worth more than those peoples' lives! It's -my- turn to be stubborn, goddammit."
  69. Jun 10 20:24:08 <Chase> "I am saving these people, and I don't need your goddamn permission."
  70. Jun 10 20:24:34 <Saryx> From the truck, Aevi launches a slew of Magical Leaves, towards one of the Unown! Preference for the healthiest one.
  71. Jun 10 20:24:38 <Saryx> 1d20 Can't miss~
  72. Jun 10 20:24:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Can't miss~: 2 [1d20=2]
  73. Jun 10 20:24:46 <Rosetta> (>healthiest)
  74. Jun 10 20:24:51 <Rosetta> (Why? One of them is nearly down)
  75. Jun 10 20:26:07 <Saryx> 3d6+8+18
  76. Jun 10 20:26:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 3d6+8+18: 32 [3d6=1,3,2]
  77. Jun 10 20:26:34 <~zoofman> Bam! The leaves barrage the letter monster! Now two are nearly down!
  78. Jun 10 20:27:05 <Genevieve> "A tank that old can't be operated by one person, you'll be a sitting Ducklett. You don't need my permission, you need my help, and I'm kind of DYING."
  79. Jun 10 20:27:18 <~zoofman> Alice: "Why are you guys picking NOW of all the times to argue!?" She points at the bandits coming back out of the train after realizing the other side is...clear.
  80. Jun 10 20:27:45 <Chase> "Then GO! All I need is one shot! I'll let out Sibelius and Haydn to help me!"
  81. Jun 10 20:28:15 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Yanala > Rosetta > Saryx > Audubon > Thor > Dolore > UNOWNS > Alice > Aevi > THE MOOKS > Chase > Gen > Schubert > TANK
  82. Jun 10 20:28:17 <~zoofman> Chase is up!
  83. Jun 10 20:29:19 »» Chase braces himself, and using the machine gun as leverage, leaps off the jeep and tries to make his way towards the tank!
  84. Jun 10 20:31:46 <~zoofman> (Assuming you had issues clicking your token, there ya go :P)
  85. Jun 10 20:31:58 <Chase> (Nah, was waiting if I needed to roll anything. Okay, going.)
  86. Jun 10 20:32:03 <Chase> (Attempting a sprint action)
  87. Jun 10 20:32:15 <Rosetta> NEVERMIND ROSETTA DIDN'T TELEPORT I'M A DERP
  88. Jun 10 20:33:09 <Chase> (Actually, Sprint doesn't need a roll anymore)
  89. Jun 10 20:33:10 <Chase> (Huh)
  90. Jun 10 20:33:26 <~zoofman> (indeed.)
  91. Jun 10 20:33:53 »» Chase makes a mad dash past the unown and leaps up on top of the side of the tank!
  92. Jun 10 20:34:20 <Saryx> "If Chase can't man the tank all his own, Gen..." He starts as Chase starts the jump, "... Then I..." Saryx looks at the huge wave of mook peoples and Yanala, and takes a bit of a gulp. "I think he's going to need help over there!" He starts unbuckling his own seatbelt.
  93. Jun 10 20:34:38 <~zoofman> Gen's turn!
  94. Jun 10 20:35:50 <Genevieve> "I'm not letting you both get yourselves killed or worse." She cranks the wheel hard and starts running the humvee through the jungle, towards Darkfeather.
  95. Jun 10 20:36:41 »» Genevieve manages to spray herself with a pick me up Potion as she steers.
  96. Jun 10 20:37:33 <Chase> Schubert doesn't even know what the fuck as he peers out from underneath the seat. He thought he was gonna get to fight. D: Oh well, nothing he can do. Maybe his luck's finally changing~
  97. Jun 10 20:38:44 <~zoofman> Let's pretend the right side of the train, top right corner, is the route you're going down
  98. Jun 10 20:38:49 <~zoofman> so I'll move these real quick...
  99. Jun 10 20:40:30 <~zoofman> Alice starts to speak up about this course of action, but then goes pale as she peers out the back window...
  100. Jun 10 20:41:02 <Saryx> "Chase is my friend, Gen! The only one I've got on this team!" As Gen starts her roundabout, he's working as fast as he can to try and get himself out of that damned car. "... And I... I don't think I'll be real happy with myself if I were to leave my friend behind!"
  101. Jun 10 20:41:38 <Rosetta> "Wow, thanks Saryx." Rosetta remarks sarcastically from her perch.
  102. Jun 10 20:41:52 <Genevieve> "Alice is more important than your happiness."
  103. Jun 10 20:42:03 <~zoofman> With a brisk teleport, and a sprint, Yanala clears the gap.
  104. Jun 10 20:42:09 <~zoofman> Alice: "Uhhhh guuuuys?"
  105. Jun 10 20:42:13 <Rosetta> "Gen they're after -us-. You and me I mean!"
  106. Jun 10 20:42:33 <Rosetta> "This is about what we did in Thundercry."
  107. Jun 10 20:42:47 <~zoofman> Yanala holds a hand out to the moving vehicle, and...lifts upward.
  108. Jun 10 20:42:51 <~zoofman> Telekinesis.
  109. Jun 10 20:43:38 <Rosetta> (so where is Chase actually in all this? I lost track of his token)
  110. Jun 10 20:43:47 <~zoofman> The Van is lifted off the ground! It can still move given the inertia...but with nowhere near the speed.
  111. Jun 10 20:43:55 <~zoofman> (He's in the tank)
  112. Jun 10 20:44:04 <Rosetta> (oh)
  113. Jun 10 20:44:13 <~zoofman> Rosetta!
  114. Jun 10 20:44:13 <Saryx> "Well, you're already in a car! You guys can drive off with her!" Aaaand then the thing just goes up skywards. Following the shock value of that. "... And it doesn't look like we're moving any time soon, anyways!"
  115. Jun 10 20:45:09 »» Genevieve acclerates as Yanala appears, fully ready to hit her before the tires lift off the ground. "Good, maybe we can get them all killed when Jenn's friends show up."
  116. Jun 10 20:45:22 <Rosetta> "Shit, uh, this isn't good." Rosetta glances over to see Yanala there. She pulls a super potion from her pocket and sprays herself with it.
  117. Jun 10 20:46:00 <~zoofman> Saryx!
  118. Jun 10 20:47:36 <Saryx> Saryx bursts out of the car and chaaarges Chasewards. Using a Sprint Action (Standard) to do so. Along the way, he drops out Yurnero (Shift)!
  119. Jun 10 20:47:37 »» DiceMaid-9001 gets out of the car
  120. Jun 10 20:49:02 <Rosetta> (whoa shit how did Saryx make it THAT far?)
  121. Jun 10 20:49:36 <~zoofman> (that looks -about- right actually for a sprint action)
  122. Jun 10 20:49:40 <Saryx> (Still figuring out the distance. With Sprint it's 6+Half for 9, right? Also need to know where I'd start on the thing for horizontals.)
  123. Jun 10 20:50:27 <~zoofman> Yurnero pops out sprinting along side, still taking in the situation.
  124. Jun 10 20:50:32 <~zoofman> Audubon was returned, soo... Thor
  125. Jun 10 20:50:38 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Yanala > Rosetta > Saryx > Thor > Dolore > UNOWNS > Alice > Aevi > THE MOOKS > Chase > Gen > Schubert > TANK
  126. Jun 10 20:51:14 <Chase> Schubert clings for dear life in the jeep.
  127. Jun 10 20:51:20 <Chase> HIS LUCK HASN'T CHANGED A GODDAMN BIT
  128. Jun 10 20:51:34 <~zoofman> Alice picks up the hammerchu and shakes him. "DO SOMETHING ALREADY AAAAH!" she rolls down a window and tosses him at Yanala!
  129. Jun 10 20:51:39 <Saryx> Oh, right. Speed 25 on Yurnero.
  130. Jun 10 20:52:03 <~zoofman> (Yurnero will go at end of round then)
  131. Jun 10 20:52:08 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Yanala > Rosetta > Yurnero > Saryx > Thor > Dolore > UNOWNS > Alice > Aevi > THE MOOKS > Chase > Gen > Schubert > TANK
  132. Jun 10 20:52:25 <~zoofman> 1d20 thunder punch!
  133. Jun 10 20:52:26 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, thunder punch!: 19 [1d20=19]
  134. Jun 10 20:53:07 <~zoofman> Bam! Thor flies straight into Yanala, tazing her in the process.
  135. Jun 10 20:53:15 <Rosetta> Dolore sends a dazzling beam of light at Yanala. Confuse Ray!
  136. Jun 10 20:53:18 <~zoofman> 3d8+30
  137. Jun 10 20:53:18 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 3d8+30: 37 [3d8=1,3,3]
  138. Jun 10 20:53:31 <Rosetta> (parafuse fuck year)
  139. Jun 10 20:54:15 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Yurnero > Saryx > Thor > Dolore > UNOWNS > Alice > Aevi > Yanala + THE MOOKS > Chase > Gen > Schubert > TANK
  140. Jun 10 20:55:13 <~zoofman> Yanala finds herself quite shaken by that double assault, as the Unowns split directions! One chases Chase, the other two approach Saryx and Yurnero!
  141. Jun 10 20:56:01 <~zoofman> 1d20 Hidden Power Fighting flies Chase's way!
  142. Jun 10 20:56:03 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Hidden Power Fighting flies Chase's way!: 20 [1d20=20]
  143. Jun 10 20:56:04 <Saryx> (ChasingtheUnown? More like ChasedbytheUnown)
  144. Jun 10 20:56:08 <~zoofman> (oh dear.)
  145. Jun 10 20:56:31 <~zoofman> 6d8+35 damage
  146. Jun 10 20:56:33 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, damage: 65 [6d8=4,6,8,5,6,1]
  147. Jun 10 20:56:35 <Chase> Oh uh
  148. Jun 10 20:56:44 <Chase> If... Saryx could sprint and release a pokemon in the same turn
  149. Jun 10 20:56:49 <Chase> ...couldn't I have too
  150. Jun 10 20:56:54 <~zoofman> (Yes you could have.)
  151. Jun 10 20:57:05 <Rosetta> (uh...hold on you -can't- spring and release in the same turn)
  152. Jun 10 20:57:12 <Rosetta> (*sprint)
  153. Jun 10 20:57:15 <Chase> (Well, it's zoof's call here)
  154. Jun 10 20:57:27 <Chase> (And otherwise I think I'm dead in the water :D)
  155. Jun 10 20:57:28 <Rosetta> (it's a standard to sprint, which is also a shift. You'd have to give up a command to do so)
  156. Jun 10 20:59:28 <Lily> (Could go with the D&D weapon drawing move and let him toss a Pokeball midshift)
  157. Jun 10 20:59:54 <Rosetta> (that sort of devalues stuff like Juggler's shit)
  158. Jun 10 21:01:04 <~zoofman> anyway, the ones near Saryx...
  159. Jun 10 21:01:30 <~zoofman> 2#1d20 fighting and fire at Yurnero and Saryx
  160. Jun 10 21:01:31 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, fighting and fire at Yurnero and Saryx: 16 [1d20=16], 20 [1d20=20]
  161. Jun 10 21:01:59 <~zoofman> 6d8+35 damage to Saryx, these things hate you guys.
  162. Jun 10 21:02:00 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, damage to Saryx, these things hate you guys.: 57 [6d8=3,2,5,2,2,8]
  163. Jun 10 21:02:07 »» Chase is pounded by the Hidden Power, and falls unconscious on top of the tank.
  164. Jun 10 21:02:09 <~zoofman> 3d8+25 to Yurnero
  165. Jun 10 21:02:10 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, to Yurnero: 36 [3d8=3,3,5]
  166. Jun 10 21:02:11 <Saryx> Aaaand now I think is where the Protect would be getting used.
  167. Jun 10 21:02:29 <Saryx> ... Definitely so.
  168. Jun 10 21:05:08 <~zoofman> Alice bites her lip as she watches this from a distance. "Fuck it!" She leaps and runs toward the tank herself, and tackles Yanala with a Spark!
  169. Jun 10 21:05:37 <~zoofman> 1d20 !
  170. Jun 10 21:05:38 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, !: 8 [1d20=8]
  171. Jun 10 21:05:54 <~zoofman> 4d6+31 hits due to her hilarious crippling status afflictions
  172. Jun 10 21:05:56 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, hits due to her hilarious crippling status afflictions: 48 [4d6=6,4,5,2]
  173. Jun 10 21:07:07 <~zoofman> The bandits take one look at the tank, where Chase just passed out. "EH." They start southward as the others continue toward the rear of the train.
  174. Jun 10 21:07:29 <~zoofman> Chase is KO'd...so Genevieve
  175. Jun 10 21:09:04 <Genevieve> "D.C. isnt paying me enough for this. Rose, fire on the ninja!" Now's Your Chance!
  176. Jun 10 21:09:21 <Rosetta> (I don't have hidden power at-will D:)
  177. Jun 10 21:09:27 <Genevieve> (use the jeep gun)
  178. Jun 10 21:09:32 <~zoofman> (you got a struggle attack or that!)
  179. Jun 10 21:09:56 »» Rosetta takes a look at the gun. "Fuck, are you serious?"
  180. Jun 10 21:09:59 <Genevieve> (Can Gen make some kind of overrun attack and hit Yanala with the jeep?)
  181. Jun 10 21:10:01 <~zoofman> (The gun is AW, AC2 double strike, DB6 each hit iirc)
  182. Jun 10 21:10:06 <Genevieve> "IT'S POINT AND CLICK!"
  183. Jun 10 21:10:11 <Chase> (>DB6)
  184. Jun 10 21:10:21 <Rosetta> (I thought it was 5 strike with DB3)
  185. Jun 10 21:10:21 <Chase> (Nah you made it db3 five strike)
  186. Jun 10 21:10:30 <~zoofman> (Oh you're right it WAS 5 strike DB3 derp)
  187. Jun 10 21:10:39 <Chase> (And super effective against vehicles, it's pretty hilarious)
  188. Jun 10 21:10:43 <Rosetta> "I've never fired a gun! Or killed a person!"
  189. Jun 10 21:10:50 <~zoofman> (And uses attack or special, whatever is higher. also yes you can hit her with the vehicle to do tackle.)
  190. Jun 10 21:11:11 <Genevieve> "Two-for-one cherry popping, fire the damn gun!"
  191. Jun 10 21:11:53 »» Genevieve makes a hard turn and in the air and the humvee squeals through an arc to bump into Yanala.
  192. Jun 10 21:11:57 <Genevieve> 1d20 tackle
  193. Jun 10 21:11:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, tackle: 15 [1d20=15]
  194. Jun 10 21:12:06 »» Rosetta warps next to the gun, finger already on the trigger. "Shit!" She swivels it around, closing her eyes and pulling the trigger.
  195. Jun 10 21:12:17 <Rosetta> 1d20 feel free to assign some penalty to this as you will
  196. Jun 10 21:12:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, feel free to assign some penalty to this as you will: 18 [1d20=18]
  197. Jun 10 21:12:46 <Rosetta> 1d8 if that hits
  198. Jun 10 21:12:46 <~zoofman> roll the d8 <:3c
  199. Jun 10 21:12:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, if that hits: 7 [1d8=7]
  200. Jun 10 21:13:18 <Rosetta> 4d10+15+19
  201. Jun 10 21:13:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 4d10+15+19: 61 [4d10=3,7,8,9]
  202. Jun 10 21:13:46 <Genevieve> (do i add gen's attack to that tackle?)
  203. Jun 10 21:13:53 <~zoofman> (Yes you do)
  204. Jun 10 21:14:21 <Genevieve> 1d8+5+5 normal physical
  205. Jun 10 21:14:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, normal physical: 18 [1d8=8]
  206. Jun 10 21:14:32 <Chase> (Schubert still feel like participating?)
  207. Jun 10 21:15:10 <~zoofman> Closing your eyes was a poor choice, as your aim was on. You hear a bit of highpitched EEP as Thor gets grazed by one of the bullets! The rest strike Yanala - seems she has some sorta combat vest on, but they still hurt for sure.
  208. Jun 10 21:16:13 <~zoofman> Schubert is pretty rightfully pissed by this point!
  209. Jun 10 21:16:23 <~zoofman> Alice: "Hey! Watch it with that thing you nearly shot me too!"
  210. Jun 10 21:17:00 <Chase> The aron hops out and charges at Yanala with an Iron Head!
  211. Jun 10 21:17:09 <Rosetta> "I'm sorry I'm sorry!" Rosetta hops back and lets go of the gun in a panic.
  212. Jun 10 21:17:12 <Chase> 1d20
  213. Jun 10 21:17:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  214. Jun 10 21:17:40 <Chase> 3d12+10+19 if that hits.
  215. Jun 10 21:17:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, if that hits.: 48 [3d12=5,8,6]
  216. Jun 10 21:17:56 <~zoofman> that it does! She's headbutt and hit with a van! Tossed aside a bit there.
  217. Jun 10 21:18:01 <~zoofman> And back to Rosetta!
  218. Jun 10 21:18:21 <Chase> And then Schubert looks towards Chase, preparing to move his way there on his short, stubby legs!
  219. Jun 10 21:18:38 <Saryx> (Yurnero, you said, gets his action at the end of the rotation?)
  220. Jun 10 21:18:47 <~zoofman> (I did, yes. So actually to him <;3c)
  221. Jun 10 21:19:12 <Saryx> "Chase!" Saryx cries out for his fallen comrade. ... Not that the dude can hear him or anything :< This is probably what made him so distracted that he nearly got Crit'd to the face by the Unown. "Maaan... Yurnero! We've gotta clear out a path and get to Chase. Now!" With that, Yurnero dashes forth, stick out and ready to slice open the Unown closest to him!
  222. Jun 10 21:19:21 <Saryx> 1d20 Razor Shell!
  223. Jun 10 21:19:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Razor Shell!: 10 [1d20=10]
  224. Jun 10 21:19:36 <Saryx> 3d8+30 Water
  225. Jun 10 21:19:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Water: 50 [3d8=6,8,6]
  226. Jun 10 21:20:23 <~zoofman> Yurnero slices it to little lettery bits with his shellblade!
  227. Jun 10 21:20:47 <~zoofman> Then to Rosetta!
  228. Jun 10 21:20:57 <Rosetta> "I'll...I'll just see if I can taze and stun her instead of killing her." Rosetta swings her chain over, electrifying it.
  229. Jun 10 21:21:02 <Rosetta> 1d20 hidden power elec
  230. Jun 10 21:21:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, hidden power elec: 18 [1d20=18]
  231. Jun 10 21:21:11 <Rosetta> 3d8+10+19
  232. Jun 10 21:21:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d8+10+19: 48 [3d8=8,3,8]
  233. Jun 10 21:21:19 <~zoofman> Yurnero turns his gaze to the oncoming bandits and grunts. <Much work to be done.>
  234. Jun 10 21:21:53 <~zoofman> She takes the blow, looking roughed up but not down yet!
  235. Jun 10 21:21:58 <~zoofman> Yurnero again
  236. Jun 10 21:22:34 <Saryx> "We can worry about them later! Right now we gotta get over to Chase, Yurnero!"
  237. Jun 10 21:22:53 <Saryx> 1d20 With a bit of roundaboutting involved, Yurnero goes to tackle the other Unown.
  238. Jun 10 21:22:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, With a bit of roundaboutting involved, Yurnero goes to tackle the other Unown.: 12 [1d20=12]
  239. Jun 10 21:23:29 <Saryx> 1d8+27
  240. Jun 10 21:23:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 1d8+27: 30 [1d8=3]
  241. Jun 10 21:23:46 <~zoofman> It putters out of the sky! Saryx!
  242. Jun 10 21:24:44 <Saryx> "Great work, Yurnero!" As per Saryx' action... More Spikes for the Spike God! He tosses out yet another cluster to impede the movement of the grunts headed downwards as he rushes towards Chase's side!
  243. Jun 10 21:26:19 <~zoofman> Thor swings his hammer around at Yanala, not really putting much effort into it.
  244. Jun 10 21:26:29 <~zoofman> 1d20 x-scissor
  245. Jun 10 21:26:30 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, x-scissor: 14 [1d20=14]
  246. Jun 10 21:26:56 <~zoofman> 3d12+30
  247. Jun 10 21:26:57 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 3d12+30: 42 [3d12=2,3,7]
  248. Jun 10 21:27:17 <~zoofman> Dolore!
  249. Jun 10 21:27:21 <Rosetta> Dolore floats off to behind Yanala (off the map technically, to avoid AOEing allies, but I'm putting him on the edge for representation) and breathes an icy chill over her.
  250. Jun 10 21:27:24 <Rosetta> 1d20 icy wind
  251. Jun 10 21:27:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, icy wind: 10 [1d20=10]
  252. Jun 10 21:27:33 <Rosetta> 2d6+8+22
  253. Jun 10 21:27:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 2d6+8+22: 36 [2d6=2,4]
  254. Jun 10 21:27:52 <~zoofman> Roll me Perception, Genevieve and Rosetta.
  255. Jun 10 21:27:58 <Rosetta> 2d6+1
  256. Jun 10 21:27:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 2d6+1: 3 [2d6=1,1]
  257. Jun 10 21:28:07 <Genevieve> 2d6+3
  258. Jun 10 21:28:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+3: 14 [2d6=5,6]
  259. Jun 10 21:28:34 <~zoofman> Genevieve can tell with ease that didn't do much of anything to her. She seems conditioned to Special Attacks.
  260. Jun 10 21:28:47 »» Rosetta is too freaked out by the fact she -shot- at Yanala to glance her way.
  261. Jun 10 21:29:04 <Genevieve> "Try something with more...substance. Matter, not energy!"
  262. Jun 10 21:29:14 <~zoofman> The remaining Unown turns its attention toward Yurnero and Saryx.
  263. Jun 10 21:29:26 <Rosetta> "Got it..."
  264. Jun 10 21:29:46 <~zoofman> It floats over, and unleashes a Hidden Power: Dark
  265. Jun 10 21:29:48 <~zoofman> 1d20
  266. Jun 10 21:29:48 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  267. Jun 10 21:29:55 <~zoofman> 3d8+25 dark damage
  268. Jun 10 21:29:55 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, dark damage: 39 [3d8=7,4,3]
  269. Jun 10 21:30:51 <~zoofman> Alice draws a dagger from her pantleg and stabs at Yanala! Cross Poison!
  270. Jun 10 21:30:52 <~zoofman> 1d20
  271. Jun 10 21:30:53 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  272. Jun 10 21:32:23 <~zoofman> Yanala at least attempts to counteract this
  273. Jun 10 21:32:29 <~zoofman> 1d20 para check
  274. Jun 10 21:32:31 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, para check: 11 [1d20=11]
  275. Jun 10 21:32:34 <~zoofman> 1d20 confusion check
  276. Jun 10 21:32:34 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, confusion check: 4 [1d20=4]
  277. Jun 10 21:32:38 <~zoofman> 1d20 warper reroll 1
  278. Jun 10 21:32:38 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, warper reroll 1: 19 [1d20=19]
  279. Jun 10 21:33:28 <~zoofman> Yanala snaps out of confusion, and Teleports away from the blow! As a Transporter, she does this with ease.
  280. Jun 10 21:34:31 <~zoofman> Alice stabs at nothing instead! "Aw come on!" Aevi!
  281. Jun 10 21:34:35 <~zoofman> ...is skipped of course.
  282. Jun 10 21:35:06 <~zoofman> The bandits.
  283. Jun 10 21:35:20 <~zoofman> They look to Yanala, they look to the floating van and a bunch of chicks with Pokemon.
  284. Jun 10 21:36:13 <~zoofman> They then brazenly charge across the spikes toward the girls!
  285. Jun 10 21:37:03 <Rosetta> "Well, shit."
  286. Jun 10 21:37:04 <~zoofman> Granted, only the ones in front are in range.
  287. Jun 10 21:37:21 <~zoofman> 2#1d20 torchic embers at Dolore and Schubert
  288. Jun 10 21:37:22 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, torchic embers at Dolore and Schubert: 16 [1d20=16], 9 [1d20=9]
  289. Jun 10 21:37:33 <~zoofman> 2d6+18 fire damage
  290. Jun 10 21:37:34 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, fire damage: 25 [2d6=3,4]
  291. Jun 10 21:38:10 <~zoofman> 2#1d20 bullets at Aevi and Thor "YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEW MEAT PUPPET!"
  292. Jun 10 21:38:12 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, bullets at Aevi and Thor "YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEW MEAT PUPPET!": 2 [1d20=2], 11 [1d20=11]
  293. Jun 10 21:38:17 <Rosetta> Dolore really doesn't look too great now!
  294. Jun 10 21:38:20 <~zoofman> 3d6+25
  295. Jun 10 21:38:21 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 3d6+25: 37 [3d6=1,5,6]
  296. Jun 10 21:38:36 <Chase> EH, only a fourth of his HP. He'll live.
  297. Jun 10 21:38:48 <~zoofman> Chase is down, so Gen!
  298. Jun 10 21:39:09 <Rosetta> "Gen we need some more pokemon backup here!"
  299. Jun 10 21:39:49 <Saryx> The Bayleef ducks her head down. Any bullets that would've hit her just soar through the flames surrounding the leaf atop her head.
  300. Jun 10 21:41:08 <Genevieve> "Put down some covering fire!" Now's Your Chance, Rosetta!
  301. Jun 10 21:41:38 <Rosetta> (who's in range of the gun now?)
  302. Jun 10 21:42:01 <~zoofman> you could hit anything on the same row as the Combuskin or lower
  303. Jun 10 21:42:14 <Rosetta> "I'm gonna have to get used to this aren't I?" Rosetta hesitantly takes hold of the gun again, aiming at the Hexer.
  304. Jun 10 21:42:14 <Rosetta> 1d20
  305. Jun 10 21:42:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  306. Jun 10 21:42:20 <Rosetta> 1d8 if hits
  307. Jun 10 21:42:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, if hits: 2 [1d8=2]
  308. Jun 10 21:42:39 <~zoofman> does hit!
  309. Jun 10 21:42:49 <Rosetta> 2d6+8+19
  310. Jun 10 21:42:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 2d6+8+19: 36 [2d6=4,5]
  311. Jun 10 21:43:22 <~zoofman> the tiny bastard gets shot in the shoulder! Still up but that and the spikes did a number.
  312. Jun 10 21:43:46 <Chase> Speaking of spikes...
  313. Jun 10 21:44:00 »» Genevieve cracks open a pokeball and lets Newton out the driver's side window, towards the horrible mob of monsters.
  314. Jun 10 21:44:12 <Chase> Schubert runs forward boldly towards the attackers, and...
  315. Jun 10 21:44:24 <Genevieve> (Newton 4)
  316. Jun 10 21:44:26 <Chase> Belts out a Roar against the three adjacent to him!
  317. Jun 10 21:44:28 <Chase> 1d20 Roar
  318. Jun 10 21:44:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, Roar: 6 [1d20=6]
  319. Jun 10 21:44:41 <Chase> AC 2 vs speed evasion
  320. Jun 10 21:44:47 <Rosetta> (nice)
  321. Jun 10 21:45:12 <Chase> If that hits, the two trainers flee six squares away from Schubert and the torchic gets returned if it's not wild.
  322. Jun 10 21:45:15 <~zoofman> Newtwon goes first as Roar triggers at end of round!
  323. Jun 10 21:45:21 <~zoofman> But Schubert is getting ready for it!
  324. Jun 10 21:45:25 <Chase> Oh right~
  325. Jun 10 21:46:44 <Genevieve> Newton BARK BARKs and fires off a glob of Sludge at the hexer.
  326. Jun 10 21:46:46 <Genevieve> 1d20 Sludge
  327. Jun 10 21:46:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Sludge: 2 [1d20=2]
  328. Jun 10 21:47:14 <~zoofman> He globs the hexxer's mask, but not the skin!
  329. Jun 10 21:48:03 <~zoofman> Schubert roars like a...little...lion. The two bandits and the Torchic near him turn tail and book it! The bandit on the left steps through spikes for the forth time, and is now quite worn out!
  330. Jun 10 21:48:31 <~zoofman> annnnd I believe it's back to Rosetta!
  331. Jun 10 21:48:50 »» Rosetta continues to fire at the Hexer.
  332. Jun 10 21:48:50 <Rosetta> 1d20
  333. Jun 10 21:48:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  334. Jun 10 21:48:54 <Rosetta> 1d8
  335. Jun 10 21:48:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d8: 7 [1d8=7]
  336. Jun 10 21:48:59 <Rosetta> 4d10+15+19
  337. Jun 10 21:49:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 4d10+15+19: 60 [4d10=6,1,9,10]
  338. Jun 10 21:49:19 <~zoofman> Head shot! He falls over with a quiet thud.
  339. Jun 10 21:50:05 <Rosetta> "Don't think about it." Rosetta mutters to herself.
  340. Jun 10 21:50:14 <~zoofman> ...also reminding myself that Spikes do GROUND damage, that Torchic totally impailed itself to death on the run out.
  341. Jun 10 21:50:38 <~zoofman> (oh wait no they don't durr)
  342. Jun 10 21:50:51 <~zoofman> (thinking stealth rocks)
  343. Jun 10 21:50:51 <Saryx> (Yeah, only Stealth Rocks does typed damage.)
  344. Jun 10 21:51:02 <~zoofman> Yurnero!
  345. Jun 10 21:51:06 <Saryx> "We're almost in the clear, Yurnero! Just got that last Unown between us and Chase!" Yurnero will run past the Unown to strike it from behind with another Razor Shell.
  346. Jun 10 21:51:08 <Saryx> 1d20 AC3
  347. Jun 10 21:51:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, AC3: 17 [1d20=17]
  348. Jun 10 21:51:23 <Saryx> 3d8+30 Water, and -1 Def CS if it's still up.
  349. Jun 10 21:51:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Water, and -1 Def CS if it's still up.: 52 [3d8=8,8,6]
  350. Jun 10 21:51:44 <~zoofman> The Unown is torn to shreds by the blow! Yurnero stands victorious against the Unown onslaught
  351. Jun 10 21:51:59 <~zoofman> which leads us to Saryx's turn!
  352. Jun 10 21:52:30 <Saryx> Aaand... Yeah, no surprise here with more Spikes from Saryx to harry the hell out of the gunmen before retreating to the tank.
  353. Jun 10 21:53:20 <~zoofman> Thor simply retreats back into the van, quite beat up! Dolore!
  354. Jun 10 21:54:02 <Rosetta> Dolore floats over the train and tries to make eye contact with Yanala, hypnotizing her!
  355. Jun 10 21:54:03 <Rosetta> 1d20 hypnosis
  356. Jun 10 21:54:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, hypnosis: 16 [1d20=16]
  357. Jun 10 21:54:48 <~zoofman> She nods off, Hypnotised indeed!
  358. Jun 10 21:54:54 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Yurnero > Saryx > Thor > Dolore > Alice > Aevi > Yanala + THE MOOKS > Chase > Gen > Newton > Schubert > TANK
  359. Jun 10 21:55:25 <~zoofman> Alice, like wise, retreats into the van. "So...uh...what now then?"
  360. Jun 10 21:55:36 <~zoofman> 1d20 sleep check
  361. Jun 10 21:55:36 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, sleep check: 18 [1d20=18]
  362. Jun 10 21:55:41 <~zoofman> 1d20 paralyze
  363. Jun 10 21:55:41 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, paralyze: 3 [1d20=3]
  364. Jun 10 21:55:52 <Genevieve> "See if we can rescue Chase and -then- leave."
  365. Jun 10 21:55:55 <~zoofman> 1d20 warper reroll #2
  366. Jun 10 21:55:56 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, warper reroll #2: 14 [1d20=14]
  367. Jun 10 21:56:22 <Rosetta> "Saryx, get Chase and bring him back here quickly!" Rosetta yells out.
  368. Jun 10 21:56:47 <Rosetta> She then leans over the side of the jeep. "Gen you could get Audubon to pick up the two of them and speed this up, yeah?"
  369. Jun 10 21:57:09 <~zoofman> Yanala shakes off the sleep, then continues to fall back, leaving a Barrier behind her.
  370. Jun 10 21:57:54 <Genevieve> "Maybe."
  371. Jun 10 21:58:53 <~zoofman> The Combuskin steps through another wave of Spikes to throw a Fire Punch at Schubert!
  372. Jun 10 21:58:55 <~zoofman> 1d20
  373. Jun 10 21:58:56 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  374. Jun 10 21:59:03 <Chase> Hits...
  375. Jun 10 21:59:16 <~zoofman> 3d12+20 damage
  376. Jun 10 21:59:16 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, damage: 36 [3d12=2,8,6]
  377. Jun 10 21:59:21 <Chase> Did something just hit him?
  378. Jun 10 21:59:29 <Chase> ...Nope, probably his imagination.
  379. Jun 10 21:59:48 <~zoofman> The Torchic fires an Ember at Dolore!
  380. Jun 10 21:59:49 <~zoofman> 1d20
  381. Jun 10 21:59:49 <Chase> (He spent two rounds Iron Defensing before this point)
  382. Jun 10 21:59:49 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  383. Jun 10 22:00:37 <Rosetta> Dolore barely dodges the flame!
  384. Jun 10 22:00:51 <~zoofman> The bandits start to fire at Schubert and Newton, but, well...their assaults -do- only do normal damage
  385. Jun 10 22:01:08 <~zoofman> 3#1d20 first two on Schubert, third on Newton
  386. Jun 10 22:01:09 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, first two on Schubert, third on Newton: 13 [1d20=13], 3 [1d20=3], 19 [1d20=19]
  387. Jun 10 22:01:19 <~zoofman> 3d6+25 normal damage
  388. Jun 10 22:01:20 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, normal damage: 33 [3d6=1,4,3]
  389. Jun 10 22:01:39 <~zoofman> And Genevieve is up!
  390. Jun 10 22:01:54 <Saryx> "I'll send Surt out to help you guys clear those bandits out! Okay?!?"
  391. Jun 10 22:02:40 <Rosetta> "That would be fanfuckingtastic, Saryx!"
  392. Jun 10 22:03:04 <Genevieve> "Just keep firing, I'll see if we can air evac Chase." Now's Your Chance!
  393. Jun 10 22:03:25 <Genevieve> Audubon also pops back out over the hummer, ready to go (21)
  394. Jun 10 22:04:02 <Rosetta> 1d20 Rosetta takes up the gun again, aiming at the frontmost bandit
  395. Jun 10 22:04:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, Rosetta takes up the gun again, aiming at the frontmost bandit: 10 [1d20=10]
  396. Jun 10 22:04:04 <Rosetta> 1d8
  397. Jun 10 22:04:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d8: 1 [1d8=1]
  398. Jun 10 22:04:17 <Rosetta> 1d6+5+19
  399. Jun 10 22:04:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d6+5+19: 29 [1d6=5]
  400. Jun 10 22:04:48 <~zoofman> Blam! a round straight through a leg! He winces, but isn't quite out.
  401. Jun 10 22:05:16 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Yurnero > Saryx > Audubon > Dolore > Alice > Aevi > Yanala + THE MOOKS > Chase > Gen > Newton > Schubert
  402. Jun 10 22:05:34 <~zoofman> you could command Newtwon now or Audubon at end of round
  403. Jun 10 22:06:01 <Genevieve> Audubon will immediately lift off and fly over towards the tank for another DUMB ESCORT MISSION.
  404. Jun 10 22:06:39 <Genevieve> (Sprint action)
  405. Jun 10 22:06:52 <~zoofman> Audubon makes it over there with ease! Schubert!
  406. Jun 10 22:07:23 <Chase> Schubert sure as hell doesn't like this Combusken all in his grill! Headbutt!
  407. Jun 10 22:07:24 <Chase> 1d20
  408. Jun 10 22:07:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  409. Jun 10 22:07:53 <Chase> 2d6+10+19 and flinched! Schubert then hurries along towards the tank!
  410. Jun 10 22:07:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, and flinched! Schubert then hurries along towards the tank!: 33 [2d6=2,2]
  411. Jun 10 22:08:07 <~zoofman> After walking through so many spikes, it didn't have -that- much fight left in it, and falls over.
  412. Jun 10 22:08:19 <~zoofman> Rosetta is up!
  413. Jun 10 22:08:44 »» Rosetta throws out her chain at the frontmost torchic, electrifying it!
  414. Jun 10 22:08:44 <Chase> Oh, and needless to say, the aron gave -no- fucks about the gunfire.
  415. Jun 10 22:08:49 <Rosetta> 1d20 hidden power
  416. Jun 10 22:08:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, hidden power: 20 [1d20=20]
  417. Jun 10 22:08:59 <Rosetta> 6d8+20+19 oh no ;_;
  418. Jun 10 22:09:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, oh no: 73 [6d8=8,7,6,6,3,4]
  419. Jun 10 22:09:44 <~zoofman> She murders the ever living life out of it. One last PEEEEEEEEEP, filled with pain as it falls over.
  420. Jun 10 22:10:03 <Rosetta> (is it actually dead or just knocked out?)
  421. Jun 10 22:10:06 <~zoofman> Yurnero! But I Suspect Saryx is gonna swap.
  422. Jun 10 22:10:08 <~zoofman> (It's dead.)
  423. Jun 10 22:10:55 <Rosetta> "Oh..." Rosetta pulls her chain back slowly. "Poor bird." :<
  424. Jun 10 22:11:15 <Saryx> "Yurnero! Hold your ground just a second there!" Saryx pops Surt (Speed 10) out with his Standard, and then climbs aboard the tank. ... Can he get inside it?
  425. Jun 10 22:11:33 <~zoofman> He can, yes.
  426. Jun 10 22:11:49 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Yurnero > Saryx > Audubon > Dolore > Alice > Aevi > Yanala + THE MOOKS > Chase > Gen > Surt > Newton > Schubert
  427. Jun 10 22:11:53 <Saryx> (Plan is to try and find some medical stuffs for Chase.)
  428. Jun 10 22:12:03 <Chase> (A Revive, hopefully)
  429. Jun 10 22:12:12 <Saryx> (Yes. Specifically a Revive, if not better.)
  430. Jun 10 22:12:26 <~zoofman> hrrrrm. Roll your Pick Up.
  431. Jun 10 22:12:39 <Saryx> 1d20
  432. Jun 10 22:12:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  433. Jun 10 22:14:20 <Saryx> That's a hit, but... By RAW an X-Item.
  434. Jun 10 22:15:30 <~zoofman> You dig around near where the knocked out rune master ladies are down here, and find a...drug you can't really identify at first. But it looks like an epipen. Roll Edu: Medicine if you want.
  435. Jun 10 22:16:01 <Saryx> 3d6+3 Using that Clair thingy and spending the last of my AP.
  436. Jun 10 22:16:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Using that Clair thingy and spending the last of my AP.: 15 [3d6=3,5,4]
  437. Jun 10 22:17:25 <~zoofman> You get a sudden burst of insight, getting the feeling this thing is made with some derivative of Revival Herbs and...pretty hard drugs. It's a stimulant of some kind and will probably wake him up, but it might have a few short term psychological side effects.
  438. Jun 10 22:17:57 <Chase> (DO IT)
  439. Jun 10 22:18:23 <Saryx> "... Well, it's... Better than nothing... Don't worry, Chase! I got you!" And hell's yeah, he's gonna do it! ... When he gets his next Standard Action.
  440. Jun 10 22:18:51 <Chase> (Can't do it this turn? Oh damn, not going to make it then ;-;)
  441. Jun 10 22:20:51 <~zoofman> Audubon or Dolore? Are you commanding Newtwon or him this round
  442. Jun 10 22:22:02 <Genevieve> Audubon is going to sit on the tank watching Saryx do whatever he's trying to do that isn't escaping.
  443. Jun 10 22:22:06 <Genevieve> So, Dolore.
  444. Jun 10 22:22:15 <Rosetta> Dolore is going for one last hurrah as he floats forward. He pulls a large ectoplasmic nail out of nowhere and impales himself, casting a Curse on Yanala. He then just sorta slumps down and falls to the ground.
  445. Jun 10 22:22:40 <Rosetta> swapped for Trilloby (15) at next convenience
  446. Jun 10 22:23:30 <~zoofman> 1d20 paralyze check
  447. Jun 10 22:23:32 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, paralyze check: 5 [1d20=5]
  448. Jun 10 22:23:42 <~zoofman> 1d20 last warper roll
  449. Jun 10 22:23:44 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, last warper roll: 15 [1d20=15]
  450. Jun 10 22:24:02 <~zoofman> Yanala ally swap's with one of the bandits!
  451. Jun 10 22:24:35 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Yurnero > Saryx > Audubon > Trilloby > Aevi > Yanala + THE MOOKS > Chase > Gen > Surt > Newton > Schubert
  452. Jun 10 22:25:02 <~zoofman> Alice seems very content sitting where she is, biting her nails, so the bandits act! Well...most of them. One falls over from Curse.
  453. Jun 10 22:25:24 <Rosetta> (hmm does that work? Technically with Curse it's a self move that lets the user choose one target to be cursed, not a move that targets a trainer/pokemon)
  454. Jun 10 22:25:42 <Rosetta> (I guess it's the same)
  455. Jun 10 22:26:00 <~zoofman> (Ally Switch doesn't state you gotta be targeted by a move to use it)
  456. Jun 10 22:26:22 »» Genevieve brushes a gross lock of hair out of her eyes. "And there's the trap."
  457. Jun 10 22:26:39 <~zoofman> Two of the Torchics shoot at Schubert!
  458. Jun 10 22:26:43 <~zoofman> 2#1d20 ember!
  459. Jun 10 22:26:44 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, ember!: 18 [1d20=18], 6 [1d20=6]
  460. Jun 10 22:27:11 <~zoofman> 2d6+18
  461. Jun 10 22:27:12 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d6+18: 26 [2d6=3,5]
  462. Jun 10 22:27:21 <Chase> Oof!
  463. Jun 10 22:27:24 <~zoofman> The third shoots at Surt, along with the bandit along the wall!
  464. Jun 10 22:27:27 <~zoofman> 1d20 ember on Surt!
  465. Jun 10 22:27:27 <Rosetta> (should I place Trilloby down now or when Rosetta takes her turn?)
  466. Jun 10 22:27:28 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, ember on Surt!: 11 [1d20=11]
  467. Jun 10 22:27:40 <~zoofman> (when she takes her turn)
  468. Jun 10 22:27:56 <~zoofman> 1d20 gun on surt
  469. Jun 10 22:27:57 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, gun on surt: 7 [1d20=7]
  470. Jun 10 22:28:03 <~zoofman> 2d6+18 piddly fire damage!
  471. Jun 10 22:28:04 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, piddly fire damage!: 24 [2d6=5,1]
  472. Jun 10 22:28:14 <~zoofman> 3d6+25 normal damage!
  473. Jun 10 22:28:16 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, normal damage!: 38 [3d6=4,4,5]
  474. Jun 10 22:29:15 <~zoofman> Two of the other three fire at Newton, the third shoots at Rosetta!
  475. Jun 10 22:29:18 <~zoofman> 2#1d20 on newtwon
  476. Jun 10 22:29:19 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, on newtwon: 2 [1d20=2], 10 [1d20=10]
  477. Jun 10 22:29:24 <~zoofman> 1d20 on rosetta
  478. Jun 10 22:29:25 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, on rosetta: 18 [1d20=18]
  479. Jun 10 22:29:32 <~zoofman> 3d6+25 normal damage
  480. Jun 10 22:29:32 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, normal damage: 37 [3d6=5,4,3]
  481. Jun 10 22:29:37 <~zoofman> And...then Genevieve!
  482. Jun 10 22:30:08 <Genevieve> "Newton, get ready!" (Delay until after Newton)
  483. Jun 10 22:30:17 <~zoofman> Surt!
  484. Jun 10 22:30:27 »» Rosetta winces as a bullet slices into her.
  485. Jun 10 22:30:40 <Saryx> Yeah, the... Little Torchic does, like... Nothing. Surt doesn't like the guns all too much being shot at her >:V "Now, Surt! Take as many as you can down!" Surt charges forth, aims her volcano humps, aaand...
  486. Jun 10 22:30:43 <Saryx> 1d20 HEAT WAVE.
  487. Jun 10 22:30:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, HEAT WAVE.: 13 [1d20=13]
  488. Jun 10 22:31:01 <Rosetta> Four injuries by the way!
  489. Jun 10 22:31:17 <Saryx> You wanna take a Reflect on that, Rosetta? Still got all 3.
  490. Jun 10 22:31:36 <Rosetta> sure
  491. Jun 10 22:31:39 <Saryx> 4d10+36 Fire damage!
  492. Jun 10 22:31:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Fire damage!: 62 [4d10=5,7,10,4]
  493. Jun 10 22:31:56 <Saryx> On the three bandits and the two Torchics up above them. Close Blast 3.
  494. Jun 10 22:32:15 <~zoofman> While the Torchics are fire type, stepping on spikes all day does things to you!
  495. Jun 10 22:32:31 <Rosetta> Three injuries!
  496. Jun 10 22:32:56 <Rosetta> The bullet slows a bit as it hits Rosetta, as if impeded by some supernatural force.
  497. Jun 10 22:33:00 <~zoofman> They both wither in the heat, as does one of the bandits, but the other two are still barely up, screaming while on fire.
  498. Jun 10 22:33:34 <~zoofman> Newton is up!
  499. Jun 10 22:34:11 <Genevieve> "Newton, hit them with everything you've got!"
  500. Jun 10 22:34:47 <Genevieve> The Koffing floats up and over the bandits and puts on his best goofy grin before swelling up.
  501. Jun 10 22:34:51 <Genevieve> 1d20 Self-Destruct
  502. Jun 10 22:34:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Self-Destruct: 1 [1d20=1]
  503. Jun 10 22:35:10 <~zoofman> HE...
  504. Jun 10 22:35:11 <~zoofman> HE....
  505. Jun 10 22:35:13 <Rosetta> (lol)
  506. Jun 10 22:35:19 <~zoofman> ...FFFFFRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
  507. Jun 10 22:35:23 <~zoofman> ....
  508. Jun 10 22:35:39 <~zoofman> All the bandits still standing stare at him. "HE'S THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"
  509. Jun 10 22:35:49 <~zoofman> Schubert!
  510. Jun 10 22:36:13 »» Genevieve hits the steering wheel with her fist. "CHEMISTRY DAMMIT."
  511. Jun 10 22:36:25 <Chase> Schubert runs over to the tank and scrabbles his way up and inside, plopping down next to Saryx and Chase.
  512. Jun 10 22:36:28 <Rosetta> "What."
  513. Jun 10 22:36:43 <Chase> He glances around at the interior, and...
  514. Jun 10 22:36:46 <~zoofman> Well, Newton seems quite pleased with himself.
  515. Jun 10 22:38:41 »» Saryx stops what he was doing, which was trying to get the needle exposed on the epi-pen... And staaares for a good moment... Before finding himself fighting back a fit of laughter. "... Maaaan, heheh... This is... This is the worst time to be... Snrk... Laughing!"
  516. Jun 10 22:38:58 <~zoofman> Rosetta is up while we find that rule !
  517. Jun 10 22:40:03 »» Rosetta takes on the gun again, spraying bullets at the front bandit.
  518. Jun 10 22:40:07 <Chase> Schubert nudges at Chase's belt, and paws the pokeballs until his buddy Sibelius is let out! Hey, someone actually paid attention to the friendship chart on the loyalty page.
  519. Jun 10 22:40:10 <Rosetta> And Trilloby is released!
  520. Jun 10 22:40:13 <Rosetta> 1d20 gun
  521. Jun 10 22:40:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, gun: 9 [1d20=9]
  522. Jun 10 22:40:15 <Rosetta> 1d8
  523. Jun 10 22:40:16 <Chase> The aron quickly explains the situation to the Kadabra.
  524. Jun 10 22:40:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d8: 5 [1d8=5]
  525. Jun 10 22:40:40 <Chase> Speed 19 for Sibelius
  526. Jun 10 22:40:40 <Rosetta> 3d8+10+19 gun
  527. Jun 10 22:40:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, gun: 37 [3d8=1,5,2]
  528. Jun 10 22:40:46 <~zoofman> and the last thing that bandit ever said
  529. Jun 10 22:40:48 <~zoofman> was 'poop train'
  530. Jun 10 22:40:56 <~zoofman> Saryx is up!
  531. Jun 10 22:41:10 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Yurnero > Saryx > Audubon > Sibelius > Trilloby > Aevi > Yanala + THE MOOKS > Chase > Gen > Surt > Newton > Schubert
  532. Jun 10 22:41:52 <Saryx> Delay Yurnero's action, and Saryx gets that damned epipen out! "Here goes nothing!" ... Doink. ... Or whatever the appropriate sound effect would be.
  533. Jun 10 22:42:00 <Saryx> Chase is back up! With 50% of his HP!
  534. Jun 10 22:42:23 <Chase> That much, damn.
  535. Jun 10 22:42:24 <Chase> ?
  536. Jun 10 22:43:00 <Saryx> Yup.
  537. Jun 10 22:43:07 <~zoofman> Chase is indeed concious again, recalling everything up to when he got KO'd.
  538. Jun 10 22:43:10 <Chase> Alright zoof, any funny effects IMMEDIATELY?
  539. Jun 10 22:44:20 <~zoofman> Chase feels a sudden rush of energy to his heart, and then it surges throughout his body. +4 Speed Stages. We'll get to the side effects on his turn.
  540. Jun 10 22:44:27 <~zoofman> Audubon was holding, so...Sibelius
  541. Jun 10 22:44:29 »» Chase blinks awake, then startles to his feet, throwing his aura vision up and trying to focus like HELL to try and see where the bandits are! "Shit, there's no time! AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
  542. Jun 10 22:44:43 <Chase> "LOAD THE CANNON OR SOMETHING, MAN!"
  543. Jun 10 22:44:57 <Chase> Sibelius... turns and tries to figure out this fucking contraption.
  544. Jun 10 22:45:35 <Chase> That... also puts Chase to 20 speed, outspeeding Sibelius, hah
  545. Jun 10 22:46:05 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Yurnero > Saryx > Audubon > Chase > Sibelius > Trilloby > Aevi > Yanala + THE MOOKS > Gen > Surt > Newton > Schubert
  546. Jun 10 22:46:07 <Genevieve> Audubon looks into the tank long enough to see that those two guys and a kadabra are attempting to operate it.
  547. Jun 10 22:46:12 <~zoofman> Well, roll d100.
  548. Jun 10 22:46:25 <Chase> 1d100 I'LL SPEND UP TO TWO AP IN WHATEVER DIRECTION THIS GOES
  549. Jun 10 22:46:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, I'LL SPEND UP TO TWO AP IN WHATEVER DIRECTION THIS GOES: 81 [1d100=81]
  550. Jun 10 22:46:57 <Chase> Was hoping his human level intelligence could have helped but :C
  551. Jun 10 22:47:26 <~zoofman> (That was for you)
  552. Jun 10 22:47:39 <Chase> Oh
  553. Jun 10 22:48:41 <~zoofman> You're delerious. You know what's going on but something is just terribly off about your perception of things. Something about the unconcious women in the room is just eating at you, like they are staring into your soul or something.
  554. Jun 10 22:49:03 <~zoofman> Sibelius can figure out the controls after a bit. Gonna go ahead and move onto Trilloby's command though as you take your own action
  555. Jun 10 22:49:04 <Chase> "Oh fuck, what's even... what's even going on?"
  556. Jun 10 22:49:27 <Saryx> "Chase!" Saryx looks quite pleased now that he's got his buddy back up on his feet! ... The sudden spring of energy has him a bit worried, though. "Hold up, Chase! I don't know just what was in that medicine I had to use on you!"
  557. Jun 10 22:49:30 <Rosetta> Trilloby is ramming Yanala!
  558. Jun 10 22:49:34 <Rosetta> 1d20 zen headbutt ac 4
  559. Jun 10 22:49:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, zen headbutt ac 4: 8 [1d20=8]
  560. Jun 10 22:49:47 <~zoofman> Thanks to her terribly crippled Speed, she's hit.
  561. Jun 10 22:49:51 <Rosetta> 3d10+12+5
  562. Jun 10 22:49:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d10+12+5: 23 [3d10=2,3,1]
  563. Jun 10 22:49:56 <Rosetta> (Wow dicemaid)
  564. Jun 10 22:49:58 <~zoofman> ...And not down from piddly attack.
  565. Jun 10 22:50:13 <~zoofman> Trilloby has no context of -when- to cat flop
  566. Jun 10 22:50:22 <~zoofman> 1d20 paralyze
  567. Jun 10 22:50:23 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, paralyze: 18 [1d20=18]
  568. Jun 10 22:50:41 <~zoofman> Yanala teleports behond the wall and starts to book it.
  569. Jun 10 22:51:19 <~zoofman> The bandit near the wall bashes a hole in it and tries to book it himself, along with the torchic.
  570. Jun 10 22:51:24 <Chase> "Get them away man! Get them away!" he sort of flails, trying to shove the unconscious chicks away. "Oh my god, I can't..." he wigs out, looking at the controls. "Oh god...." his hand shakes as he reaches for the tank controls, can he really fire it like this? Well, he's going to try and aim at the end of the bandit's car closest to the party.
  571. Jun 10 22:51:24 <Genevieve> NOPE
  572. Jun 10 22:51:35 <Genevieve> Audubon spots her and charges her with a wild honking! Pursuit!
  573. Jun 10 22:51:50 <Chase> Maybe Chase should try to load the cannon and Sibelius fire? Fuck if he knows!
  574. Jun 10 22:51:53 <~zoofman> Aha! Roll it!
  575. Jun 10 22:51:59 <Genevieve> 1d20 Pursuit
  576. Jun 10 22:51:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Pursuit: 4 [1d20=4]
  577. Jun 10 22:52:27 <~zoofman> just misses without any AP on it
  578. Jun 10 22:52:46 <Genevieve> (I got AP, put some on there. Is two enough?)
  579. Jun 10 22:52:51 <~zoofman> yup!
  580. Jun 10 22:53:19 <Chase> Oh god, Chase is crying, what is even- the Kadabra just shoves Chase over to the loading bay and takes the firing controls instead. >:C
  581. Jun 10 22:53:23 <Genevieve> 3d6+10+18 Dark Physical
  582. Jun 10 22:53:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Dark Physical: 34 [3d6=2,1,3]
  583. Jun 10 22:53:55 <~zoofman> Audobon swoops by and claws at her! She flails, but finally falls to the onslaught, unconcious.
  584. Jun 10 22:54:22 <~zoofman> (Which one are you aiming at, Chase?)
  585. Jun 10 22:55:15 <Chase> The closer end of car 2, like car2+3 if he can, he doesn't want to risk hitting civillians. Then again, they were RIGHT NEXT to one of the cars when it exploded and turned out fine, so...
  586. Jun 10 22:55:30 <Chase> EITHER WAY THE ANSWER IS CAR 2, TRYING TO AVOID ANY CIVILLIAN CASUALTIES HERE THOUGH
  587. Jun 10 22:55:37 <Chase> Sibelius gets to make the judgement call.
  588. Jun 10 22:56:28 <~zoofman> The shot through the forest is a rough one and you got a Kadabra or a guy twigging out at the command, roll 1d20-4.
  589. Jun 10 22:56:49 <~zoofman> As for the bandit left, he, well, is sorta fucked and he knows it, so he shoots at Trilloby in a last blaze of glory.
  590. Jun 10 22:56:50 <~zoofman> 1d20
  591. Jun 10 22:56:51 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  592. Jun 10 22:56:52 <Chase> Well, I think AP isn't actually applicable to d100 rolls anyway so
  593. Jun 10 22:57:19 <Rosetta> Hits
  594. Jun 10 22:57:28 <Chase> 1d20-4+2 LET'S ACTUALLY spend the last two AP on this
  595. Jun 10 22:57:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, LET'S ACTUALLY spend the last two AP on this: 13 [1d20=15]
  596. Jun 10 22:57:31 <~zoofman> 3d6+25 normal damage
  597. Jun 10 22:57:32 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, normal damage: 38 [3d6=4,5,4]
  598. Jun 10 22:57:58 <Rosetta> Trilloby catfalls, hardly giving a shit.
  599. Jun 10 22:59:02 <~zoofman> Blam! The cannon fires, the shell roars through the trees.
  600. Jun 10 22:59:50 <Saryx> "Chase? ... Chase?!? Hold on a second there, Chase!" When Saryx hears Chase crying in there, he hops down into the tank, and... And... "Everything's gonna be okay, Chase! Idunno what's going on with you right now, but it's... It's just that revive, Chase! They must have put some real weird stuff in there!" He puts a hand down on Chase's shoulder while he's in there. ... Before
  601. Jun 10 22:59:50 <Saryx> the tank firing off freaks him out. Even from the inside, at that proximity the loudness of it's startling as all hell!
  602. Jun 10 22:59:56 <~zoofman> It nails the cabin the bandits were on, and goes up in flames!
  603. Jun 10 23:00:19 »» Chase is breathing hard. "It won't stop, it just won't fucking stop..."
  604. Jun 10 23:00:26 <~zoofman> Which leads to Genevieve as things clean up <:3c
  605. Jun 10 23:00:40 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Yurnero > Saryx > Audubon > Chase > Sibelius > Trilloby > Aevi > SUCKERS > Gen > Surt > Newton > Schubert
  606. Jun 10 23:01:22 <Genevieve> "Looks like they're alive, keep on the bandits!" Now's Your Chance, Rose.
  607. Jun 10 23:01:23 »» Chase clutches at his heart and sinks to the floor, staring at the runemasters with terror.
  608. Jun 10 23:02:02 <~zoofman> The truck is now back on the ground, mind you
  609. Jun 10 23:02:11 <~zoofman> when Yanala went down, the truck thumped down as well.
  610. Jun 10 23:02:15 <~zoofman> Alice: "Ow!"
  611. Jun 10 23:03:18 <Chase> Sibelius has a look over Chase for a moment, has a look at Saryx, then teleports a bottle of whiskey in from somewhere and offers it to Chase. Chase pushes it away and grabs Sibelius's tail to cover his eyes with.
  612. Jun 10 23:03:36 <Rosetta> "Augh!" Rosetta probably thumps against the truck roof.
  613. Jun 10 23:03:43 <Chase> Sibelius shrugs and has a sip himself.
  614. Jun 10 23:04:40 <Chase> "Fuuuuck, fuck fuuuck..."
  615. Jun 10 23:04:47 <~zoofman> (pssst take a AW Rosie)
  616. Jun 10 23:05:21 »» Rosetta shoots at the last bandit. (Sorry missed that)
  617. Jun 10 23:05:22 <Rosetta> 1d20
  618. Jun 10 23:05:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  619. Jun 10 23:05:25 <Saryx> "Don't worry, Chase! Nothing bad's gonna happen to you! Not while I'm here! I promise! ... Okay?" He gives Chase the most reassuring smile he possibly can before Sibelius' tail becomes an obscurer of Chase's vision.
  620. Jun 10 23:05:25 <Rosetta> 1d8
  621. Jun 10 23:05:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d8: 2 [1d8=2]
  622. Jun 10 23:05:38 <Rosetta> 2d6+8+19
  623. Jun 10 23:05:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 2d6+8+19: 36 [2d6=6,3]
  624. Jun 10 23:06:02 »» Chase just starts to wig out even harder and goes unresponsive for a bit.
  625. Jun 10 23:06:20 <~zoofman> The bandit goes down, his stand over.
  626. Jun 10 23:06:31 <~zoofman> Which...simply leaves two fleeing ones.
  627. Jun 10 23:06:47 <Saryx> May I?
  628. Jun 10 23:06:52 <Saryx> Or may Surt, rather?
  629. Jun 10 23:07:28 <~zoofman> Surt indeed!
  630. Jun 10 23:07:37 <Saryx> Well, Gen's not gonna be able to reach those last two, so... Surt moseys on over to the bandit and the Torchic by Audobon with an expression of confidence on her face that best can be described by http://i.imgur.com/qxKmqVd.jpg
  631. Jun 10 23:07:42 <Saryx> 1d20 Magnitude
  632. Jun 10 23:07:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Magnitude: 17 [1d20=17]
  633. Jun 10 23:07:47 <Saryx> 1d6+6
  634. Jun 10 23:07:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 1d6+6: 9 [1d6=3]
  635. Jun 10 23:07:55 <Saryx> 3d8+30
  636. Jun 10 23:07:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 3d8+30: 43 [3d8=8,2,3]
  637. Jun 10 23:09:02 <~zoofman> And down they all go.
  638. Jun 10 23:09:35 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Big Bad Train Battle Complete: All Optional Objective Bonuses Recieved! +3 Trainer Levels, +1200 Experience.
  639. Jun 10 23:09:58 <~zoofman> Things...go quiet after that. No gun fire, no more explosions, just the crackle of flames and the smell of gunpowder and death.
  640. Jun 10 23:10:09 »» Chase is twitching.
  641. Jun 10 23:10:15 <Chase> "Get it away. Stop looking at me, man..."
  642. Jun 10 23:10:25 <Rosetta> "Holy shit." Rosetta just slumps down on top of the truck.
  643. Jun 10 23:11:52 »» Genevieve puts her forehead on the wheel and cuts the engine.
  644. Jun 10 23:12:07 <Saryx> "Don't worry, Chase... We'll get you out of here! I think we took care of everything, so..." He stops a moment, then turns around. "... Okay, Chase. I'm not looking at you anymore. What exactly is wrong?!?"
  645. Jun 10 23:12:19 »» Genevieve dials Saryx on her phone as things go quiet in the jungle.
  646. Jun 10 23:12:44 »» Chase just seems to be terrified. He's not even looking at Saryx, he's just looking THROUGH him, if he bothered to look past Sibelius's tail.
  647. Jun 10 23:13:17 <Saryx> Funny thing, Saryx was just about to write up up a text for Gen. He picks up the phone. "Is everything under control out there, Gen?!?"
  648. Jun 10 23:13:38 »» Rosetta hops down, trying her best to look forward at her goal as she limps toward Yanala.
  649. Jun 10 23:13:57 <~zoofman> Alice begins to bloobloo a bit in the back seat. "And these guys weren't even the ones after ME, you said?"
  650. Jun 10 23:13:58 <Rosetta> "Gen I'm gonna take a look." She says in passing.
  651. Jun 10 23:14:16 <Genevieve> "Everyone's alive. I'm going to assume the same for you?"
  652. Jun 10 23:15:04 »» Genevieve looks over to the backseat. "I'm not sure...strictly speaking. Grant is, but 'Grant's Goons'? Maybe."
  653. Jun 10 23:15:30 <Saryx> "Yeah, but... Chase is freaking out real bad over here! I hopped in the tank to find some kind of medicine for him, but it had some real bad stuff in it."
  654. Jun 10 23:15:33 <Saryx> "He's losing it right now!"
  655. Jun 10 23:16:19 <Genevieve> "Is he actively harming you or himself?"
  656. Jun 10 23:16:32 <Saryx> He drops over on one knee to Chase, and just rubs his shoulder. "I figured if anything happened to your Fearow, we didn't need Chase laid out on the floor where anyone could shoot him! ... And no, he's just..."
  657. Jun 10 23:16:55 »» Chase is just shuddering, maybe not even conscious at this point.
  658. Jun 10 23:17:07 <Saryx> "He's balled up in the corner, scared real bad, shaking, and crying! And he's not listening to anything I'm saying!"
  659. Jun 10 23:17:34 <Genevieve> "I'll be right over. Those drugs could be like a hundred years old at this point." She starts the hummer back up and pulls it through the trees towards the tank.
  660. Jun 10 23:18:12 <Rosetta> What can Rosetta tell about Yanala's condition from taking a look at the Unown grafted into her?
  661. Jun 10 23:18:46 <~zoofman> While most people group huddel toward the tank, Thor and Rosetta approach the unconcious Yanala.
  662. Jun 10 23:19:04 <Saryx> "You're the doctor here, Gen... Just... Be careful with him! He's... I don't even know what's going through his mind right now! All I know is he's seeing things and they're freaking him out!"
  663. Jun 10 23:19:19 <~zoofman> The buggychu puts down his hammer and hnnnngggh rolls her over....the Unowns? Roll Occult Edu
  664. Jun 10 23:19:31 <Rosetta> 3d6+1
  665. Jun 10 23:19:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+1: 10 [3d6=1,6,2]
  666. Jun 10 23:20:10 »» Genevieve climbs down into the tank to give Chase a look. "Oh he better freak out."
  667. Jun 10 23:20:24 <Genevieve> 4d6+3 Medicine
  668. Jun 10 23:20:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Medicine: 19 [4d6=3,6,3,4]
  669. Jun 10 23:20:26 <~zoofman> Alice hovers back, seeing everyone's okay, if not beat to hell, and just...lets's Genevieve take a look at this.
  670. Jun 10 23:20:50 »» Saryx gives Gen a look of discontent. "What's that supposed to mean?!?" He's... Got a good idea just what the context of that statement was, though.
  671. Jun 10 23:20:56 <Saryx> of that exclamation**
  672. Jun 10 23:21:47 <~zoofman> Rosetta, you're not an expert on this but you got a good idea how these guys tattoo Unowns onto themselves now. It's more like a sticker they can peel off - a lighter Letter Press than you've come to known. This is...well...she's literally been Letter Pressed.
  673. Jun 10 23:22:08 <~zoofman> And this Unown Prime that she's been pressed with seems very specific in 'make', if you will.
  674. Jun 10 23:22:13 <Rosetta> So it's much more permanent?
  675. Jun 10 23:22:29 »» Chase is completely unresponsive at the moment.
  676. Jun 10 23:22:36 <~zoofman> You're not sure about totally permanent, but you don't think they could come off at will like the Sons of Grant do.
  677. Jun 10 23:23:34 <Rosetta> "Here, help me lug her back to the jeep." Rosetta says to buggychu and then grabs Yanala to drop off back there. AFterwards, she heads over to the tank with the others.
  678. Jun 10 23:24:14 <~zoofman> Genevieve, you look over what Saryx stuck him with. It's an stimulant and hallucinogen, and a mood enchancer. Given Chase's state it's safe to say he was more paniced and scared than anything so...he's promptly tripping balls like someone watching zombie movies after eating shrooms.
  679. Jun 10 23:24:46 <~zoofman> Water and some more positive stimulants would probably snap him out of it, or just due time.
  680. Jun 10 23:25:21 <Genevieve> "He's fine. I mean, he's drugged, but I don't think he's going to go into arrest or seize or anything, he just needs to work it out of his system."
  681. Jun 10 23:25:22 <~zoofman> Thor sighs, lifting her feet up just -barely- as you two drag her back to the jeep, then join the others.
  682. Jun 10 23:25:55 <Rosetta> "Uh, Chase gonna be okay?" Rosetta gets up on tiptoes and looks over the scene.
  683. Jun 10 23:26:44 <Genevieve> "Yes. What did you do with the ninja?"
  684. Jun 10 23:27:14 <Rosetta> "Yanala? I put her in the jeep. You know that thing I do with the Unown? Stick 'em together? Yeah they...did that to her. I dunno how to undo it right now..."
  685. Jun 10 23:27:24 <Saryx> "That's relieving to hear, at least... But the question I got is what do we do with him now?!? He'll completely lose it if we try and move him like he is now!"
  686. Jun 10 23:27:25 <~zoofman> Alice kneels in front of him, waves...no effect. "Hellooo? Chase..? ...Maybe we should just force feed him sodas or root beer?"
  687. Jun 10 23:27:41 <Genevieve> "Is that I 'I can't do it here in the jungle' or 'I can't do it', Rose?"
  688. Jun 10 23:28:28 <Rosetta> "Latter. Least not without some time to study her and call in on some experts, yeah?"
  689. Jun 10 23:29:22 <Genevieve> "Go babysit her with the psi-blocker up. We don't need her getting orders." She motions to grab Chase by the collar. "As for you."
  690. Jun 10 23:29:47 »» Chase flops a bit.
  691. Jun 10 23:29:57 »» Chase is really out of it, man.
  692. Jun 10 23:29:57 <Rosetta> (Domo did you see the revision of how the psi-cube works?)
  693. Jun 10 23:30:03 <Genevieve> (no)
  694. Jun 10 23:30:04 <~zoofman> Alice steps aside, "Oh, awkwwwwardddd..." She climbs out herself. "I'm gonna go check on the people on the train!"
  695. Jun 10 23:30:10 <Rosetta> (if we activate it, it'll conk out all of our supernatural powers for an hour, no on-off switch)
  696. Jun 10 23:30:38 <~zoofman> (GOOD THING I GOT ANOTHER ENCOUNTER PLANNED RIGHT NOW - jay kay)
  697. Jun 10 23:31:02 <Saryx> "Easy with him, Gen!" He gets a little on edge when Genevieve reaches out for Chase, just about ready to spring up if she does anything particularly abrupt.
  698. Jun 10 23:31:34 <Saryx> Or not even abrupt, just... Like... If she moves herself or him too much too fast.
  699. Jun 10 23:32:15 <~zoofman> Alice tug tugs Saryx. "C'mooon like we needa see them fight right after all...that mess."
  700. Jun 10 23:32:43 »» Rosetta nods and returns to the jeep, keeping a finger on the activation for the cube as she watches over Yanala.
  701. Jun 10 23:33:37 <~zoofman> Trilloby is sitting on her face like the sack of lard he is. She's not going anywhere.
  702. Jun 10 23:34:45 »» Genevieve glares at Saryx, then looks back at Chase. "You. Cannot. Get yourself caught. Don't make me put a kill switch in you." She lets go and climbs back out of the tank after making sure the controls are locked.
  703. Jun 10 23:34:59 <Chase> "Nnngh..."
  704. Jun 10 23:35:12 <Chase> "Eyes..."
  705. Jun 10 23:35:38 <~zoofman> Alice: "See! Yes! He agrees! Or...was that...eyes..?"
  706. Jun 10 23:36:19 »» Saryx shakes his head nope at Alice. "Sorry, Alice... I gotta stick with Chase." And then to Gen. "What do you think I was doing! I wasn't going to let you leave my friend for dead, Gen!"
  707. Jun 10 23:36:19 <~zoofman> It's not very dificult to shut this vehicle down and secure it. It's rather old and simplistic.
  708. Jun 10 23:36:23 »» Chase just groans, stirring a bit. Sibelius just shakes his head. No way is he getting in THAT mess. He likes Chase but that bitch is scurry.
  709. Jun 10 23:38:18 <~zoofman> Alice slumps a bit. "Aw. K..." she starts toward the rear car on her own, but stops and then just returns to the humvee with Rosetta and the unconcious Yanala. "So...who is she anyway?"
  710. Jun 10 23:38:19 <Genevieve> "Do not start with me, Saryx. I'm going to go check on the civvies, you just sit right here and wait for Myres or whoever to show up."
  711. Jun 10 23:38:24 <Chase> Sibelius gives Schubert the obligatory high five (how do arons into that) and returns him, before trying to help Chase out of the tank. Which is easier said than done, even after he stirs he's a bit jittery.
  712. Jun 10 23:40:18 »» Rosetta is staring out over the battlefield at the dead bodies when Alice returns. She shivers and turns her gaze to the joltikgirl. "She's...someone my brother knew before he was killed. They were lovers I think? I was hopin' to find out more about how he died when I found her." Her voice is a little hollow.
  713. Jun 10 23:40:34 <Saryx> "Yeah... I don't feel like getting into another fight with you right after that one, Gen..."
  714. Jun 10 23:41:01 <Saryx> He then goes to help Sibelius with Chase. "Come on, Chase... This'll all be over in just a little bit, okay?"
  715. Jun 10 23:41:25 »» Genevieve stomps off to check the civilians in the back car as Newton and Audubon fly over to lurk around her.
  716. Jun 10 23:42:13 <~zoofman> At the rear of the train, an old man is slowly making his way off the rear train car. He looks over to you, Genevieve, and squints. "Ah...you were...guess things are sorta a mess down that way then eh?"
  717. Jun 10 23:42:15 <Chase> Sibelius gives Saryx a thumbs up and teleports into a better vantage point to help him out.
  718. Jun 10 23:42:34 <Chase> Chase just mutters something about eyes and collectives and aggression and cthulhu.
  719. Jun 10 23:43:23 <Genevieve> "Yeah, I'd really recommend staying in the car while we get air support out here to pick everyone up. It's...ugly."
  720. Jun 10 23:43:24 <~zoofman> Alice joins you looking over the mess the train tracks have become. "...It's scary to think it's sorta my fault this is all happening, sorta."
  721. Jun 10 23:43:52 »» Rosetta shakes her head. "Nah, not this. They were after Gen and I here."
  722. Jun 10 23:44:19 <Saryx> Saryx leads Chase over to the hatch. ... And any ladder if there's one in these old tanks. Hell if Botherer into old tanks or any warfare stuff. To help him up and out. "Easy there, Chase! Sibelius and I both got you! ... We'll keep you safe from all those Eldritch horrors, you can count on us!"
  723. Jun 10 23:44:47 <Saryx> 3d6+2 ... Can Saryx be any suave or word-savvy enough he can actually calm Chase down some?!?
  724. Jun 10 23:44:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, ... Can Saryx be any suave or word-savvy enough he can actually calm Chase down some?!?: 9 [3d6=1,1,5]
  725. Jun 10 23:45:00 <Saryx> ... Aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
  726. Jun 10 23:45:04 <~zoofman> The old man nods. "Figured as much with the flames n' such. We're all okay other than a few soiled britches and a cut or two from the rustle and bustle. Barricaded the door, which slowed them down just enough for you guys to...well," he nods to the inferno. "Can't thank ya'll enough for what ya done though."
  727. Jun 10 23:45:58 <~zoofman> Chase can start to sober up at his own disgression given what occured, but the effects are not entirely gone yet.
  728. Jun 10 23:46:58 <Chase> "Augh... Oh god..."
  729. Jun 10 23:47:18 <~zoofman> Alice: "Oh. Sucks to be us huh." She sighs.
  730. Jun 10 23:47:21 <Genevieve> "Well..." she pinches the bridge of her nose, "I'm glad we were able to help. If anyone needs medical care, I can help."
  731. Jun 10 23:47:30 <Chase> "Saryx... thanks, man." he's still tearing up on the guy's shoulder. "If you hadn't come back for me... everything would have gone to shit."
  732. Jun 10 23:47:36 <Chase> ;-;
  733. Jun 10 23:47:47 <Chase> "We... we did it, right?"
  734. Jun 10 23:48:28 <Rosetta> "Don't worry 'bout it." Rosetta's voice is tired and rather unenthusiastic. "We've got some time to catch our breaths now probably. Don't think they're gonna be able to muster another big attack like that soon, yeah? Especially if we're in the city."
  735. Jun 10 23:48:51 <~zoofman> The old man shakes his head. "Ain't nothin' a bandaid or two and some time won't heal. Sure you guys got a better mess to clean up anyway."
  736. Jun 10 23:49:05 <Saryx> "Anything for a friend, Chase!" Saryx gives Chase a big, goofy grin, and, using his free arm (since I'm assuming Saryx is propping the dude up with at least one of his own), gives him a biiig thumbs up! "And yeah! We did it, Chase! We saved everyone!"
  737. Jun 10 23:49:17 <Chase> "Oh god... thank goodness... What the fuck did you give me, though? Bondye, everything's still spinning..."
  738. Jun 10 23:49:28 »» Chase just holds his head with his free hand, groaning.
  739. Jun 10 23:49:43 <Chase> "I don't know if it's the drugs or what, but I just..."
  740. Jun 10 23:50:30 »» Genevieve looks down at her burns and bullet wounds. "Yeah...I guess I should take care of this first."
  741. Jun 10 23:50:49 <Saryx> He starts walking Chase over towards the Sib. "... It was some revival herbs mixed with some other herbs that got you racing and up on your feet... Mixed in with some stuff I'd guess would be kiiinda like the hookah but not really?!?"
  742. Jun 10 23:50:52 <Chase> "I had a hallucination that a bunch of ...people? just got grade A pissed at us. Was it just tripping or was it... more mystical shit? Whoa." he stumbles a bit. "...I can hardly stand up.."
  743. Jun 10 23:51:27 <Saryx> "I don't know, if you really want a better picture, Gen could explain it better."
  744. Jun 10 23:51:41 <~zoofman> Alice: "Sure hope so. This is...haha...a lot."
  745. Jun 10 23:52:03 »» Chase finally separates from Saryx a moment and leans heavily against a nearby tree.
  746. Jun 10 23:52:10 <Chase> "...."
  747. Jun 10 23:52:24 <Chase> "Still... thanks..."
  748. Jun 10 23:52:34 <~zoofman> Anything in particular you guys wish to do with the scene before anyone arrives at the scene?
  749. Jun 10 23:53:03 »» Chase kind of weakly flashes a grin and his own thumbs up.
  750. Jun 10 23:53:24 »» Rosetta just nods and presses her hand on her wounds to staunch any bleeding until Gen can give her more proper medical care.
  751. Jun 10 23:53:26 <Saryx> "Don't worry any about it, Chase! It's just what friends do! You were looking out for me yesterday with the potions... I was just doing the same for you today!"
  752. Jun 10 23:54:59 »» Chase just nods, trying to relax a bit before shuffling over.
  753. Jun 10 23:55:29 <~zoofman> About ten minutes passes before you hear the whirl of helicopters. First come a few Rangers on Braveries and Fearrows, swooping in and getting your side of what occured.
  754. Jun 10 23:55:33 <Saryx> Aaand nope, nothing else really over over here, I don't think, zoof.
  755. Jun 10 23:55:57 «--- Lily ([email protected]) has Quit (Ping timeout)
  756. Jun 10 23:56:23 ---» Aori_Radisleep ([email protected]) has Joined #easternislesrhapsody
  757. Jun 10 23:57:10 »» Aori_Radisleep is now known as Lily
  758. Jun 10 23:57:20 <~zoofman> A bit later, two attack choppers and a larger cargo chopper circle around and touch down. Rangers hop off to evacuate the civilians, collect the dead and the unconcious...
  759. Jun 10 23:57:59 »» Chase is now leaning against the jeep, holding his head.
  760. Jun 10 23:59:47 <~zoofman> It was a young officer who took your side of the events. Shaved head and a pronounced chin. Name on the uniform read McDaniel. I'm going to actually ask what your side of the story was, so first roll Intuition.
  761. Jun 11 00:00:03 <Genevieve> 2d6+1
  762. Jun 11 00:00:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+1: 7 [2d6=5,1]
  763. Jun 11 00:00:12 <Rosetta> 1d6-1
  764. Jun 11 00:00:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d6-1: 4 [1d6=5]
  765. Jun 11 00:00:17 <Saryx> 4d6+4 Using that newly gained AP and the Edge~
  766. Jun 11 00:00:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Using that newly gained AP and the Edge~: 15 [4d6=3,4,2,2]
  767. Jun 11 00:01:00 <Chase> 6d6+6
  768. Jun 11 00:01:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 6d6+6: 30 [6d6=6,2,5,1,6,4]
  769. Jun 11 00:01:09 <~zoofman> Saryx notices he gives a very curious glance to the unconcious Yanala in the back of the humvee, and - christ almighty.
  770. Jun 11 00:01:19 <Chase> I JUST TOOK MASTER INTUITION
  771. Jun 11 00:01:50 <~zoofman> Chase gets the feeling he's unsure wheter Yanala's one of you guys, the people who attacked this train, a bystander - no idea what's up with her.
  772. Jun 11 00:02:40 <~zoofman> "Anyway, The Zodiac Braves, was it? Recognize you from t.v. last week," he tips a finger to Genevieve. "Just what happened here?"
  773. Jun 11 00:04:07 <Genevieve> "Terrorist attack." She finishes wrapping a bandage around one of her wounds. "We've had run ins with these guys on one of our ongoing investigations. Looks like they decided to go on the offensive."
  774. Jun 11 00:04:33 <Chase> "They just barreled out of the jungle and blew up the engine, conductor and all. Freaking lunatics, they were going to board with weapons. We told all the civillians to get in the back car... and then we tried to handle it ourselves after calling it in to the General."
  775. Jun 11 00:06:47 <~zoofman> "Pretty big machinery for a random group of thugs," he nods to the tank. "These guys got a personal vendetta against you all or something?"
  776. Jun 11 00:07:06 <Genevieve> "Yes."
  777. Jun 11 00:07:48 <Chase> "Fuck if I know, man. We've been looking into them but I didn't think they'd bring in military equipment... And... they did... something to call this girl." he thumbs at Yanala. "You guys have good cells for supernatural types? We know who she is, but... she's been brainwashed or something. You know what happened, Rose?"
  778. Jun 11 00:08:31 »» Rosetta sort of jolts out of a reverie, taking a moment to respond. "She's been pressed together with the Unowns. Same way you stick a bunch of 'em together, just...with a person too."
  779. Jun 11 00:09:02 <Genevieve> "High level rune stuff."
  780. Jun 11 00:10:01 <Chase> "Goddamn, that sounds unpleasant."
  781. Jun 11 00:10:30 <~zoofman> "I know you all have been involved with that investigation the General has on these Sons of Grant guys, but this is the first we've seen of a targetted assault on any scale. Or...aw hell, I'm no telepath or mystic myself but been around the block to know that can't be good. What sorta supernatural stuff is she capable of, far as you know?'
  782. Jun 11 00:11:33 <Rosetta> "Teleporting, telekinesis, not sure whether she's got any other psionic abilities."
  783. Jun 11 00:11:53 <Chase> "Unown shit too, probably."
  784. Jun 11 00:11:53 »» Genevieve counts on her fingers. "Teleportation, a fair range of telekinesis, quite probably a telepathic connection to whoever rune pressed her."
  785. Jun 11 00:12:13 <Chase> "If she's literally smushed together with them, then."
  786. Jun 11 00:12:36 <~zoofman> "Hopefully nothing a Deino-skin straight jacket and a Curse Tagged solitary confinement cell wouldn't stop, then."
  787. Jun 11 00:12:41 <Genevieve> "And that's just the stuff we saw on our end. Who knows if she's a psycog or natural telepath."
  788. Jun 11 00:13:09 <Chase> "We appreciate it, Ranger McDaniel."
  789. Jun 11 00:13:51 <Rosetta> "I'd wanna see if I can undo the pressing, actually. So if there's some chance to visit her while she's confined..."
  790. Jun 11 00:14:13 <Rosetta> "I'm a Rune Master too, see."
  791. Jun 11 00:14:20 <~zoofman> "The other cultists were a bit easer to confine since we could...Pokeball their tattoos. You're saying this one's a bit rougher? Hrm."
  792. Jun 11 00:15:00 <Genevieve> "I might be able to separate them, too, but I'd need a lab. My lab, really."
  793. Jun 11 00:16:01 <Rosetta> "Think of the others' tattoos more like stickers. They peel right off. This is more like surgery or a proper tattoo."
  794. Jun 11 00:17:34 <~zoofman> He paces a bit. "We'll keep her at the Asylum in Darkfeather. The warden there should be able to keep her under control, but I'll slip a note in that you might be able to help her. Can't promise much beyond that though."
  795. Jun 11 00:17:47 »» Rosetta nods. "Thanks."
  796. Jun 11 00:18:46 »» Chase nods, again, weakly.
  797. Jun 11 00:18:50 <~zoofman> He whistles and a few Rangers come over to collect her from the humvee. "We could offer you a lift, or don't think anyone would bat an eye at you taking that vehicle. Imagine you all want nother more than a shower, hot meal and a bed after the hell this musta been."
  798. Jun 11 00:19:54 <Genevieve> "I'd like to get my hands on a certain Russian Ranger who's seeming increasingly connected to this, but the rest of that sounds good, too."
  799. Jun 11 00:20:17 »» Chase glances at the gun emplacement. "What, they'll be fine with us just yanking this?"
  800. Jun 11 00:20:55 <Chase> "Well, either way hell yes. And maybe some medical tests..." he rubs his arm.
  801. Jun 11 00:21:44 <~zoofman> He laughs at your comment, Chase. "If you guys got this sorta hell coming down on you, well, you might need it anyway. And not sure I follow, ma'am, but probably not the time for those discussions."
  802. Jun 11 00:21:49 »» Saryx takes a good look at the tank, a spark lighting up in his eyes. "... Actually, sir... Do you think we could keep the car?!? I mean, I don't think we'll need the machine gun on top, but something like this... I think the Braves could find this useful some!"
  803. Jun 11 00:21:52 <Saryx> ... Oh damnit.
  804. Jun 11 00:22:20 <~zoofman> (He was talking about the hummer in the first place silly :P)
  805. Jun 11 00:22:29 <Chase> "Sure, then. Maybe Saryx can give it a paint job or something, spruce it up."
  806. Jun 11 00:23:01 <Chase> "And we probably -do- need that gun. ...guess we should see about adding fifty cal machine gun rounds into the team budget."
  807. Jun 11 00:23:07 <Saryx> (At first I thought he was saying "Just drive it back to town." ... Was more 'damnit'-ing at that being said, like... Two seconds before I finished saying that.)
  808. Jun 11 00:23:32 <Rosetta> "I dunno about the gun..."
  809. Jun 11 00:23:49 <~zoofman> Alice: "Don't you guys got a boat...? Why not...put the gun...on that?"
  810. Jun 11 00:23:51 <Genevieve> "We're keeping the gun."
  811. Jun 11 00:24:05 <Chase> "And Alice to the rescue with awesome planning."
  812. Jun 11 00:24:17 <Saryx> "Yeah... I was thinking we could use the car for publicity and the like! ... But I do like Alice's plan!"
  813. Jun 11 00:24:33 <Chase> "We actually have reason to put it on the boat, too..."
  814. Jun 11 00:25:11 <~zoofman> Alice: "Yay I'm useful!"
  815. Jun 11 00:25:25 »» Saryx blink blink. "... Why wouldn't you be, Alice?"
  816. Jun 11 00:25:58 <Saryx> "... You helped out just like the rest of us today, too."
  817. Jun 11 00:26:23 <Chase> "Well, going from what Alice said she'd been called that night we met... eh, nevermind." he shakes his head and hands. "Let's just... get back to Darkfeather, y'all."
  818. Jun 11 00:27:21 <~zoofman> Alice: "Cause...well...yeah. That." she climbs in the back seat of the humvee and waits paitently.
  819. Jun 11 00:27:37 »» Genevieve climbs into the driver's seat and starts it up.
  820. Jun 11 00:27:54 »» Chase climbs in too. "Sorry, kinda slipped..."
  821. Jun 11 00:28:22 <Saryx> "I'll call my mom and see if she can't have a nice dinner waiting for us when we get back!" The Alice thing... Doesn't do much to dampen his spirits after suggesting that.
  822. Jun 11 00:28:29 »» Rosetta warps herself in.
  823. Jun 11 00:29:40 »» Chase attempts to nap off the lingering effects of the drug on the way back... though-actually... nevermind, he rubs his eyes.
  824. Jun 11 00:30:18 <Chase> "Look... I don't know if I was high off my ass or if there was something more to this, but a minute after Saryx injected me with that stuff, something... weird happened with the unowns on those three Rosetta left in the tank.
  825. Jun 11 00:30:19 <Chase> "
  826. Jun 11 00:30:33 <~zoofman> You can feel lit lingering, Chase. Hard to say what it'll do though.
  827. Jun 11 00:30:52 <Chase> "Ugh..."
  828. Jun 11 00:31:05 <Chase> "I still got this knot in the pit of my stomach, too..."
  829. Jun 11 00:31:07 <Chase> "Anyway..."
  830. Jun 11 00:31:30 <Saryx> "Chase, I'm really sorry about that... It was the only thing I could find on the tank, and we needed you back on your feet."
  831. Jun 11 00:31:33 <Rosetta> "I'll...figure it out when we see them all locked up, yeah?" Rosetta sinks back further into her seat.
  832. Jun 11 00:31:42 <Chase> "I saw... somewhere else. There were a shitton of eyes gathered around a single, larger one... and they said something about the Collective's wrath."
  833. Jun 11 00:32:09 <Chase> "I don't even know what the fuck, man, do you think it was just a hallucination, or...?"
  834. Jun 11 00:32:22 <Genevieve> 2d6+3+3 AP collective has been mentioned before
  835. Jun 11 00:32:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, AP collective has been mentioned before: 15 [2d6=6,3]
  836. Jun 11 00:33:11 »» Rosetta doesn't really even try to think on it right now.
  837. Jun 11 00:33:19 <~zoofman> This is the first the term 'The Collective' has been mentioned, yes.
  838. Jun 11 00:33:49 »» Chase just leans against his seat after that, trailing off.
  839. Jun 11 00:34:47 <Saryx> "I don't know anything about the Collective or anything... But if that was with those other Rune Masters' things, well... I'd just have to guess it has something to do with the Unown and everything. ... 'cause those eyes just staring at you can be real creepy and everything..."
  840. Jun 11 00:36:32 <~zoofman> SCRATCH THAT, NORBERT
  841. Jun 11 00:36:56 <~zoofman> totally mentioned The Collective as the joint entity that the Sons of Grant are part of.
  842. Jun 11 00:37:34 <Genevieve> "Norbert mentioned the Collective. The Unown that the Sons use are all linked into it, maybe it's a true group consciousness."
  843. Jun 11 00:37:54 <Chase> "...maybe it was real, then..."
  844. Jun 11 00:38:12 <Chase> "Well, they were pissed with us anyway, or would have been." he groans.
  845. Jun 11 00:38:13 <Genevieve> "In which case...I suppose the Collective could be making a play here -without- Grant being involved. Or maybe it's even controlling him."
  846. Jun 11 00:38:14 <Saryx> "Oh, right!" Saryx has a moment of... Well not quite enlightenment, but at least recollection. "... I kind of forgot about Norbert there, sorry."
  847. Jun 11 00:38:24 <Chase> "Anyway, Saryx, don't worry about it."
  848. Jun 11 00:38:37 <Chase> "You're the hero today."
  849. Jun 11 00:38:51 <Rosetta> "Why would these guys have 'Grant's Goons' plastered on the side of their vehicles anyway? It's...too obvious. Are they really with Grant?"
  850. Jun 11 00:39:23 <Chase> "Maybe they're like, the el cheapo footsoldiers and just think the logo is funny or something."
  851. Jun 11 00:39:30 <~zoofman> After a few hours you make your way to the gates of Darkfeather City. The Rangers out front give the GRANTS GOONS hummer some weird glances, but seems they were called ahead of time to expect you. They do however stop you, as they can't let you drive through with a machine gun on the vehicle, but can remove it for you and deliver it to your boat, as well as give you a ride the rest of the way.
  852. Jun 11 00:39:31 <Chase> "You saw how they acted."
  853. Jun 11 00:39:50 <Genevieve> "Russian tech and Firefoots says 'yes'. Making a scene in public says 'no'. I don't think this was Grant-himself authorized."
  854. Jun 11 00:41:06 <Chase> "I wish we could just spook those little pygmy bastards into not helping those tattooed assholes."
  855. Jun 11 00:41:38 »» Chase waves at the rangers, nods, goes along with standard procedure, etc.
  856. Jun 11 00:42:08 <Saryx> "Well, they... They can't be too hard to trick, can they? I mean, Shawyun was able to get on their good side real fast just with being able to talk to Pokemon and the like! I don't think outsmarting them would be all too hard."
  857. Jun 11 00:42:23 <Chase> "Anyway, I'm going to take a nap. This shit is still fucking with my head."
  858. Jun 11 00:42:26 »» Lily is now known as Lenore
  859. Jun 11 00:42:28 <Genevieve> "Yeah, if only we had someone else who could talk to Pokemon."
  860. Jun 11 00:42:43 »» Chase pulls his cape around himself and leans over.
  861. Jun 11 00:42:54 »» Lenore is now known as Aori_Radidjiu
  862. Jun 11 00:43:00 »» Marina is now known as Giantree
  863. Jun 11 00:43:26 <Saryx> "Actually, Gen..." Saryx stands tall and proud. "It just so happened that I learned how to do just that back in Veilbeak!"
  864. Jun 11 00:43:54 <Rosetta> "Before you sleep Chase," Rosetta reaches over and pokes him. "Annette told me a good Mexinova restaurant to hit up while we're in Darkfeather. Anyone want to order somethin to pick up for when we get back to a hotel?"
  865. Jun 11 00:43:55 <Saryx> ... Okay, maybe not tall. Being 5'04" kind of sucks in that respect. But proud? Definitely.
  866. Jun 11 00:44:26 <Saryx> Saryx poked at his mom on the train. Food at her place something that can be done, zoof?
  867. Jun 11 00:44:29 <~zoofman> Alice: "Why do you need a hotel if you got your own boat..?"
  868. Jun 11 00:44:33 <Saryx> Errr, car ride back**
  869. Jun 11 00:44:53 <Chase> "Seasickness sucks. Well, I guess it's not that bad, really. And uh..."
  870. Jun 11 00:44:57 »» Genevieve gives Saryx a disappointed glare through the mirror. "Yeah. I know."
  871. Jun 11 00:45:45 <~zoofman> It could be but not also the sorta thing you'd wanna handwave at end of a session! :3
  872. Jun 11 00:46:03 <Saryx> "And what's the problem with that, Gen?!?"
  873. Jun 11 00:46:05 <Chase> He thinks. "One of those spicy pineapple salads, what do they call them? Ludicolo Time? And like, a beef burrito or something."
  874. Jun 11 00:46:15 <Rosetta> We could just have Mexinova take-out for now and have Saryx family hilarity later
  875. Jun 11 00:46:54 »» Rosetta pulls up GrubHub or a related app on her phone and starts punching in an order.
  876. Jun 11 00:48:36 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Big Bad Train Battle Complete: All Optional Objective Bonuses Recieved! +3 Trainer Levels, +1200 Experience, things over 25 can only get 200 max!
  877. Jun 11 00:49:29 <Saryx> ... We could. So Saryx pops his phone open to check a message and pops something into it real quick. "Mom said she's still stuck at work, but some time soon she can cook something up for us all! That sound any good to you guys?!?"
  878. Jun 11 00:49:46 <~zoofman> EL PARASACHI totally delivers, take out, you name it. But for now you get dropped off close as you could get taken to the port.
  879. Jun 11 00:50:01 <Chase> "That's good too, either way."
  880. Jun 11 00:50:24 »» Chase grumbles as he gets out, he was just getting comfortable.
  881. Jun 11 00:50:50 <Rosetta> "Yeah, but let's get -something- in our bellies for now." She adds tamarind soda and a carne asada torta to the order for herself.
  882. Jun 11 00:51:05 <Chase> "I'd rather meet Saryx's mom in better health anyway."
  883. Jun 11 00:51:24 <Chase> "We'll take you up on that sometime though, Saryx."
  884. Jun 11 00:51:44 <~zoofman> Alice: "Mexinovan..? Uh...tacos. So many tacos."
  885. Jun 11 00:52:50 <Rosetta> "...Yeah, let's get a buncha tacos. Leftovers can be saved for breakfast later anyway."
  886. Jun 11 00:53:23 <~zoofman> Alice: "Really just...wanna sleep though. Forever. Bleeeeh."
  887. Jun 11 00:54:49 <Chase> "Word."
  888. Jun 11 00:54:58 »» Chase heads for the boat.
  889. Jun 11 00:56:02 <~zoofman> Alice limps after slowly as well, but not without asking Saryx. "...Does your mom know about this whole thing between us at The Gathering too?"
  890. Jun 11 00:56:26 <Chase> (HIS DAD AND LITTLE BROTHER SURE DO)
  891. Jun 11 00:56:49 <Saryx> "Great, Chase! ... About plans for dinner at Mom's place, that is. Considering all that happened today, though... Yeah, we really could use a rest!" And then Saryx staaares at Alice.
  892. Jun 11 00:58:11 <Saryx> "... Well, ummm..." Saryx looks away nervously. "... They kind of know what happened, but... They don't know it's you, and, well... I haven't told then anything about what the Braves are really doing, really! Far as they know, the Explorer Team's just a way for me to help raise money for them. ... Didn't want to worry them about the whole big thing any."
  893. Jun 11 00:58:28 <Genevieve> "Nachos." Gen seems to be running on autopilot as she parks the hummer and gets back on the boat.
  894. Jun 11 00:58:47 <Saryx> "And I kiiinda want it to stay that way. Least, for now, anyways..." Saryx scratches at the back of his head.
  895. Jun 11 00:58:59 <Rosetta> "Word. And Saryx?" Rosetta waves her phone.
  896. Jun 11 00:59:39 <Saryx> "... Yeah, Razor?!?" Saryx inquires, half-afraid of what Rosetta's gonna say next.
  897. Jun 11 00:59:45 <Saryx> ...Oh. Wait.
  898. Jun 11 00:59:47 <Saryx> Food.
  899. Jun 11 00:59:49 <Rosetta> "Order?"
  900. Jun 11 01:00:27 <~zoofman> "Yeah. That's...probably best," She too turns on auto pilot as you guys reach the boat. Once inside she flops on the first available booth seat and doesn't move for a while.
  901. Jun 11 01:00:32 <Saryx> "Oh! Surprise me, Razor!"
  902. Jun 11 01:00:52 <Saryx> "I'm not all too picky."
  903. Jun 11 01:02:15 <Rosetta> "Well, there'll be a buncha tacos of different types, so I'll just add more to that and you can try whatcha want, yeah?"
  904. Jun 11 01:02:34 <Saryx> "Go for it~" Thumbs up.
  905. Jun 11 01:03:05 <Saryx> And then... Well, Bothy's got no clue exactly what's wrong with Alice here. May I roll Intuition on that?
  906. Jun 11 01:03:32 <~zoofman> Thor tosses his hammer into a corner, where it sticks like glue, and then plops on top of her for a nap himself. You guys find the rest of your stuff in order. Water's nice and calm, and the temperature is welcoming.
  907. Jun 11 01:03:36 »» Rosetta also orders some horchata and whatever non-standard sodas the place happens to offer before sending off the order and lying down on the deck of the boat to wait and stare at the sky til the order comes.
  908. Jun 11 01:04:02 »» Chase just slinks downstairs and crashes on the rec room sofa
  909. Jun 11 01:04:04 <~zoofman> Sure, Botherer.
  910. Jun 11 01:04:09 <Saryx> 4d6+2
  911. Jun 11 01:04:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 4d6+2: 16 [4d6=5,4,2,3]
  912. Jun 11 01:05:14 <~zoofman> You think she feels a bit guilty, not only over this whole ordeal, but cause you don't seem to feel comfortable having her around given your history.
  913. Jun 11 01:05:47 <Saryx> ;_;
  914. Jun 11 01:07:26 <~zoofman> And...after a long, hard 48 hours, The Braves got the well deserved rest and refueling they needed for the hard road ahead.
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