In which Kervad goes full anime

<yzabtech> ==START==
<Kervad> I look out at the monsters, getting a maw count.
<yzabtech> These look a lot stronger.
<yzabtech> No more imps.
<yzabtech> Those are a thing of the past.
<yzabtech> Remember the Lich? There's one of those.
<Kervad> any others?
<yzabtech> ((i'm making up stuff as i go along so basically "as many as i feel like"))
* Spectator[Matt] (kiwiirc@d162-156-128-102.bchsia.telus.net) has joined
<Kervad> ((But for now, round one of combat, just a lich.))
<Kervad> *Not terrible. Annoying, but not terrible. You ready to zap?*
<yzabtech> *Of course,* the Nightstormer responds.
<yzabtech> Roll initiative.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20-1 initiative
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {12}
<yzabtech> Go first.
* Kervad runs up to the lich, certainly not about to ask questions. He swings.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {5}
<Kervad> welp
<Kervad> *Mops!*
<Kervad> end turn.
<yzabtech> The lich looks down at you with a face covered by an extremely familiar welding mask.
<Kervad> *Wait, that's...*
* Kervad 's mind goes back to the weird talking welding mask.
<Kervad> *I got played again. Should have guessed."
<Kervad> ((*'s))
<yzabtech> *Whatever you put in your sprite before entry gets turned against you.*
<yzabtech> *Your greatest enemy and your greatest ally share a form.*
<Kervad> *Are you sure the one back at the hive is an ally, then?*
* Kervad watches the lich intently
<yzabtech> *You made wise choices for prototyping.*
<yzabtech> *There are some out there who don't make wise choices, and that was their downfall.*
* Kervad does not respond
<yzabtech> *A monster just like the one you are facing was prototyped into a sprite in a session that came before yours.*
<yzabtech> *Combined with the power of a handheld computer, all underlings turned into an unfathomable hivemind network.*
<Kervad> *That is unfortunate;*
<Kervad> ((Lich's turn?))
<yzabtech> ((yeah i got distracted by lore))
<yzabtech> The lich decides it's sick of you.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6 vs reflex
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {7}
<Kervad> I beat that.
<yzabtech> Lightning cracks from its hands, but it misses you.
<Kervad> my turn?
<yzabtech> No the Lich decides to use a minor slot to try again.
<yzabtech> Because it's still sick of you.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {25}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d8+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=11 ] | {15}
<Kervad> that does hit.
<Kervad> *AGH. You would think that I would be used to that by now!*
<yzabtech> *Strike back harder!*
* Kervad retaliates, swinging once more.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {2}
<Kervad> ((WOW))
<yzabtech> You create the most impressive, massive lightning cloud ever.
<yzabtech> In the wrong direction.
<yzabtech> It strikes a nearby tree.
<Kervad> That was me swinging the nighstormer, but I'll take it.
<Kervad> end turn.
<yzabtech> Another chain lightning attack.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {19}
<Kervad> I take that as well.
<yzabtech> !roll 2d8+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=6 ] | {10}
<Kervad> ((Reflex resistance is 11))
<yzabtech> ((i have your sheet open))
<Kervad> my turn, or you spending another minor?
<yzabtech> Another minor.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {7}
<yzabtech> Nope.
<Kervad> Welp.
<Kervad> *This guy hurts. Not like the other one.*
* Kervad retaliates, swinging nightstormer for the third time.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {4}
<Kervad> *Why can't I hit!?*
* Kervad 's thoughts are becoming a bit panicked.
<Kervad> end turn
<yzabtech> The lich is still sick of your face.
<yzabtech> Why would it not be?
<yzabtech> The lich uses a major slot and raises some skeletons.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d2+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d2+1 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {2}
<yzabtech> Two of them.
<yzabtech> !roll 2#2d10
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#2d10 -->  | [ 2d10=9 ]{9}, [ 2d10=16 ]{16}
<yzabtech> With 9 and 16 HP.
<yzabtech> Your turn.
<Kervad> Not bothering to swing again, I call upon my electrokinesis to attack all three.
<Kervad> ((Minor slot chain lightning))
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+4 tohit vs all Wills
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {18}
<Kervad> ((All hit?))
<yzabtech> ((yeah it hits everything))
<yzabtech> ((wait))
<yzabtech> ((yeah))
<Kervad> !roll 3#2d8 damage skele1, skele2, lich
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3#2d8 -->  | [ 2d8=8 ]{8}, [ 2d8=12 ]{12}, [ 2d8=13 ]{13}
<yzabtech> It kills neither of the skeletons.
<yzabtech> It almost killed one but you're unlucky.
<yzabtech> So everything hits you.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
<Kervad> hits, barely.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d6+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6+4 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {5}
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {13}
<Kervad> miss.
<yzabtech> Both skeletons die.
<yzabtech> How close are you to this lich anyway?
<Kervad> Right next to it.
<yzabtech> Oh this is gonna be good.
<yzabtech> Minor slot: Force.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {10}
<yzabtech> Darn it.
<yzabtech> ((that's against fortitude))
<Kervad> 18 fort. Yeah.
<yzabtech> It uses another minor slot to try and kill you again.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6 against reflex for chain lightning
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {10}
<yzabtech> Lucky bastard.
<Kervad> haHAA
<yzabtech> Your turn.
<Kervad> I swing again with the nightstormer
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {19}
<Kervad> !roll 2d6+5 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+5 --> [ 2d6=3 ] | {8}
<Kervad> Well, it's something.
<yzabtech> That hits.
<yzabtech> The lich tries to use a minor slot for Force again.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {15}
<Kervad> *Finally connected!*
<Kervad> That, vs Fort, loses.
<yzabtech> Miss again. Another minor slot minor action with the lightning.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6 vs reflex
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {16}
<Kervad> That hits.
<yzabtech> !roll 2d8+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=9 ] | {13}
<Kervad> *-ARGH*
<Kervad> *WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU TOO!*
<Kervad> Maximize Spell: CALL LIGHTNING
<Kervad> ((Two Major Slots))
<Kervad> !roll 20+10+2 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
<Kervad> !roll 1d1+20+10+2 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d1+20+10+2 --> [ 1d1=1 ] | {33}
<Kervad> (32)
<Kervad> !roll 1d1+(40-1) damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d1+(40-1) --> [ 1d1=1 ] | {40}
<yzabtech> That definitely hits.
<Kervad> ((Wrong number))
<Kervad> er, wait. Correct.
<Kervad> But I take 12.
<yzabtech> The lich gets blasted into a million bone fragments.
<yzabtech> The welding mask clangs to the ground but soon disappears.
<yzabtech> 250 XP.
* Kervad pants a bit, hurt from the bolt of lightning that just fell from the sky
<yzabtech> Build Grist: 521
<yzabtech> T1 Grist: 164
<yzabtech> T2 Grist: 55
<yzabtech> T3 Grist: 12
<yzabtech> T4 Grist: 9
<Kervad> *...Wow.*
<yzabtech> Another lich rises from the ground, here to avenge its brother.
<Kervad> *Oh.*
<Kervad> !roll 1d20-1 initiative.
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {2}
<yzabtech> Hahaha no.
<yzabtech> Lich goes first.
<yzabtech> ((sorry got distracted by main chat))
<Kervad> ((Main chat? Pssh. :P ))
<yzabtech> Minor slot force vs fort
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {9}
<yzabtech> Miss.
<yzabtech> Minor action minor slot for at will lightning.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6 vs reflex
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {11}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d8+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=8 ] | {12}
<Kervad> it hits.
* Kervad takes the blow, and is now panting hard.
<Kervad> *I don't know if I can take another one of those.*
<yzabtech> *Keep fighting.*
* Kervad listens to the sword and does so, realizing he can't run far enough away to dodge lightning.
<Kervad> *Crap.*
<yzabtech> *Good.*
<Kervad> *I don't got any juice left. It's just you.*
<Kervad> *I might be able to get a bolt or two, but that's it.*
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1 tohit, nighstormer swing
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {9}
<yzabtech> *Then fight.*
<Kervad> I miss.
<yzabtech> It goes straight through the lich.
<yzabtech> The lich uses force again with a minor slot.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {14}
<yzabtech> Fail.
<Kervad> *What? Why? What's it trying?*
<yzabtech> Minor action minor slot for at will lightning
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6 vs reflex
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {21}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d8+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+2 --> [ 2d8=6 ] | {8}
* Kervad screams
* Kervad convulses, but remains standing somehow.
<Kervad> *Not. Today.*
* Kervad swings once more, barely able to aim.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {9}
<Kervad> and goes completely wide.
<yzabtech> The lich looks down at Kervad again.
<yzabtech> It roars with a mighty screech that cracks trees nearby.
<yzabtech> But you remain standing.
<yzabtech> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOZL_0rj70
<yzabtech> It unleashes a mighty shockwave.
<yzabtech> Roll an athletics or endurance check.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+5 endurance
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {20}
<yzabtech> But will you survive this?
<yzabtech> !roll 1d8+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+6 --> [ 1d8=3 ] | {9}
<yzabtech> You're blown back, your body flying through the air, cracking through two trees before slumping against a third.
<Kervad> With a 20? dang.
<yzabtech> *Not now.*
<yzabtech> Your life flashes before your eyes, as the lich hovers towards you to deliver one last attack.
<Kervad> *I'm done. Aren't I.*
<yzabtech> *No, you're not.*
<yzabtech> *Wake up.*
* Kervad swings one more time, before the blow
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {16}
<Kervad> !roll 2d6+5 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+5 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {13}
<Kervad> "Auughhh."
<yzabtech> Your blow collides with the Lich's, as you collapse.
<yzabtech> You close your eyes.
<yzabtech> And open them.
<yzabtech> Your skin now glows a brilliant white.
<yzabtech> The lich covers its welding mask eyes.
<yzabtech> You feel rejuvenated. Restore all HP, hit dice, minor and major slots.
<Kervad> Not wasting a second, I immidiately call on my electrokinesis, blasting this Lich straight to whatever game construct hell is.
* Kervad casts Maxmized Call Lightning
<Kervad> 40 damage.
<Kervad> "Your turn."
<yzabtech> A trail of lightning forms behind you.
<yzabtech> You charge through the fallen trees, taking the lich with you.
<yzabtech> You continue charging to the end of the path, where another return node awaits.
<yzabtech> You fly out the return node a few feet upwards due to the force of the lightning, back at your house tower.
<yzabtech> You turn over mid-air, swinging the lich towards the ground as a landing pad. With a loud crack and a new crater on the top floor, the lich returns to the dead.
<Kervad> *I FEEL GREAT!*
* Kervad grins wide
<yzabtech> Screw it. You are now Level 10.
<Kervad> lol
<yzabtech> Build Grist: 507
<yzabtech> T1 Grist: 147
<yzabtech> T2 Grist: 45
<yzabtech> T3 Grist: 16
<yzabtech> T4 Grist: 5
<Kervad> !roll 1d8
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ] | {7}
<Kervad> !roll 1d8
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ] | {7}
<yzabtech> Congratulations.
<yzabtech> You are now full anime.
<Kervad> Thanks!
<Kervad> Bonus 300 hp was nice.
<Kervad> xp*
<Kervad> Also wow my HP now.
<Kervad> SKILL GET: Fury of the True Hero
<yzabtech> Because we weren't anime enough
<Kervad> lol
<Kervad> I can now, when < 12 hp, attack for 40 and then regain 50 HP and have die size increase by two.
<Kervad> seems good.
<yzabtech> That was a long day, but there's a long way upward.
<Kervad> yup
<yzabtech> Six more gates.
<Kervad> yup
<yzabtech> ==END==
<Kervad> Well, that