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You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Make me a sammich! =)
You: Ok
You: Peanut butter and Jelly ok with you ?
Stranger: Alll good
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: You're female right?
Stranger: Guys can't make sandwhiches
Stranger: I want a tasty sandwhich
You: And I want a man that can eat it!
Stranger: !!
Stranger: This must be fate
You: Indeed!
Stranger: So...
Stranger: How's life?
You: What kind of sandwich would you like?
You: Well, my life is ok as a male college student. Homework and stuff.
Stranger: Your best type of sammich
You: Can't really complain.
Stranger: Oh really? My life as a 40-year old housewife going through my mid-life crisis is just fine too.
You: Tell me about it.
Stranger: Well okay
Stranger: It was holidays for my son a few weeks back
Stranger: My husband works from home and I have an office 20 mins away
Stranger: One day I got home early because I was feeling sick
Stranger: And what do I find? My son, my husband and the skank from next door
Stranger: Since then I've moved out into my own apartment
Stranger: I figure I still have enough money to mope around and last another 2 weeks or so
You: Oh god.
Stranger: That's what she said.
Stranger: Didn't even have the decency to stop
You: That is terrible. I feel for you honey.
Stranger: It's alright, they're going to be apologising to me
Stranger: And begging for me to go back
Stranger: Any day now
You: Why would you want them to beg for you back?
Stranger: If you have children of your own someday, you'll understand
You: I can understand the son, but screw the husband.
You: You deserve better than that!
Stranger: I'm a married woman, not exactly in my prime, I won't be able to get another
Stranger: And well, as much of a bastard as he is, he still has his strengths
Stranger: There's a good reason why that skank was moaning, if you know what I mean
You: Do tell.
Stranger: Oh come on, I don't want to be crude
Stranger: Read between the lines
You: Sorry, I like to hear about guys!
Stranger: Okay well... He has a gigantic cock, hits all the right spots
Stranger: A prime piece of meat
You: Tell me about his chest.
Stranger: He's got large pectorals
Stranger: My friend once said it almost looks like he has breasts
You: Oh....Well, what about his ass?
Stranger: Why do you want to know?
Stranger: Who pays attention to his ass when you've got that beefstick in front of you
You: I like a nice muscular ass.
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: You're a guy?
You: Yeah.
You: Is something wrong?
Stranger: Of course something is wrong
Stranger: You prefer a muscular ass over a big bouncy one!
Stranger: That's not healthy for a young man
You: It's not?
You: What should I like then?
Stranger: Big bouncy asses
You: Ok, I guess I will get that checked out.
Stranger: That's good
You: Going back to your man though, you should find someone else. There are plenty of men out there with his physique, and the ability to love and trust. The sex with those guys would be 100 times better.
Stranger: It's too late for me now, at my age I won't be able to find anyone as good.
Stranger: You really only get one decent shot at this sort of stuff
You: There are plenty of guys going after older experienced women. Trust me. I am competing against these women.
Stranger: If you say so... I wouldn't mind I guess...
Stranger: But aaargh, do you know how frustrating it is?
Stranger: After more than a decade of training him, teaching him how to hit all the right spots
Stranger: It's going to take too long to get someone else up to that level
You: I suppose so. But some men just know those spots. Besides, wouldn't you want that dick all to yourself?
Stranger: Oh well, you know, he's got pretty good stamina, I've found myself tiring out before him.
Stranger: Sometimes I start passing out while he uses my body
Stranger: Maybe that's why
Stranger: Maybe I'm just not good enough for him
Stranger: Needs to find someone younger, able to match his drive
You: He sounds like this one guy I was with, David. Though he was my age.
You: Goddamn, I loved that ass.
You: His chest wasn't perfect, but that was the best part.
You: It was real pecs, and abs. I would feel it up all night, and just come on his chest.
Stranger: Pecs can't compare to real breasts
Stranger: You don't know what you're missing
You: Eh, I kind do. I was with a girl once, and it just didn't do it for me.
Stranger: She probably didn't know how to use them
You: Possibly.
You: But, men are just more to the chase. And more aggressive.
Stranger: No, you just haven't been with more dominant women
Stranger: This one time, my friend was so horny
Stranger: She almost raped me
Stranger: And both of us are straight
Stranger: She was just that frenzied
You: Holy cow.
You: Was she muscular?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Just athletic
Stranger: She has pretty decent breasts though
You: Have you been with any other guys besides your ex husband?
Stranger: Husband
Stranger: We're still married
Stranger: And of course, just years earlier
You: Talk a bout those earlier guys. What were they like?
Stranger: Oh I can't remember
Stranger: Though I do remember this college orgy I had
Stranger: Just 4 of us girls in the changing rooms
Stranger: It was suddenly so intense
Stranger: So much juices squirting
You: Any orgies with the guys?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Just the usual sorority parties
You: Any guy orgies you have heard about?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: They are non-existant
Stranger: Oh why did you get me thinking about those orgies
Stranger: Now I'm just aching for some woman's juices
You: Is there anyway I can help you?
Stranger: Do you know any lesbians?
You: No, I do not. I know plenty of guys though.
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: What about your mother?
Stranger: Describe her
You: Well, she died two years ago. I don't want to talk about her.... it is too painful.
Stranger: Oh... I'm sorry...
Stranger: In that case, do you have a sister?
You: Nope, just an older brother.
Stranger: Well then, I'll tell you about my sister
Stranger: She's a lot more petite than me
Stranger: Short-cropped red hair
Stranger: She usually does it up in a ponytail, it's like she's never really grown up
Stranger: Still wearing jeans and tight shirts
Stranger: Oh I wouldn't mind having her over right now
Stranger: We could relive the old days
You: Hey dude, I have to go to bed. I just wanted to say that was the best trolling I have ever seen. I was thouroughly entertained, and I wish you all the luck in the world.
Stranger: Why thank you
Stranger: And a good night to you good sir
You: Yeah good night, and hopefully our paths will cross again.
You have disconnected.