autoslap

ON 1:ACTION:$(*slaps $me $+ *):#:{
if (%slap.reply == on) describe $chan Slaps $nick Back with a book by Stephen King }

ON 1:ACTION:$(*kicks $me $+ *):#:{
if (%kick.reply == on) describe $chan Kicks $nick Back In The nuts. Did that hurt? }

ON 1:ACTION:$(*punches $me $+ *):#:{
if (%punch.reply == on) describe $chan Punches $nick Back In The arm..Hope it burns! }

ON 1:ACTION:$(*kills $me $+ *):#:{
if (%kill.reply == on) describe $chan Kills $nick with a rusty blade slitting his intestines out }

ON 1:ACTION:$(*rape $me $+ *):#:{
if (%rape.reply == on) describe $chan Rapes $nick with a giant black dildo }

menu menubar,channel,query,status {
  -
  ...Auto Slap/Kick/Punch
  .Auto Slap
  ..<<ON>>:/set %slap.reply on | echo -a Auto Slap Back Is Now <<ON>>
  ..<<OFF>>:/set %slap.reply off | echo -a Auto Slap Back Is Now <<OFF>>
  .Auto Kick
  ..<<ON>>:/set %kick.reply on | echo -a Auto Kick Back Is Now <<ON>>
  ..<<OFF>>:/set %kick.reply off | echo -a Auto Kick Back Is Now <<OFF>>
  .Auto Punch
  ..<<ON>>:/set %punch.reply on | echo -a Auto Punch Back Is Now <<ON>>
  ..<<OFF>>:/set %punch.reply off | echo -a Auto Punch Back Is Now <<OFF>>
   .Auto kill
  ..<<ON>>:/set %kill.reply on | echo -a Auto Kill Back Is Now <<ON>>
  ..<<OFF>>:/set %kill.reply off | echo -a Auto Kill Back Is Now <<OFF>>
  .Auto Rape
  ..<<ON>>:/set %Rape.reply on | echo -a Auto Rape Back Is Now <<ON>>
  ..<<OFF>>:/set %rape.reply off | echo -a Auto Rape Back Is Now <<OFF>>
}

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= Created by Crissy =
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