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- General Tiger
- -Attempts to be threatening against those he can take on, but turns into a simpering fop once faced with someone stronger
- -Can summon lighting with his claws and tail
- -His tail is also a mace
- -Biting and swiping attacks
- General Rat
- -Snake oil salesman who is incredibly weak on his own. Tends to side with whoever seems like the best bet, and lies a whole lot.
- -Has a special poison capable of corrupting and destroying things. Comes in glob forms.
- -Uses a jetpack in his fight that also doubles as a poison sprayer. The flames of the jetpack are also used as an attack
- General Snake
- -Generic personality, but makes up for it by being the absolute largest of the bosses. His entire level takes place on his back
- -Creates the poison that Rat uses, but never actually uses it
- -His only attack in his qte boss fight is to bite
- -Actual stage before him has stuff to work with, like having a massive amount of retractable spikes on his body
- -Can turn forests into deserts just by sliding over them
- -Snake body is hard to work with
- General Pig & Sheep
- -A pirate duo! Pig eats a lot and is a pretty general HMA character, while Sheep is lazy, but more sensible. They're both very good friends. They get possibly the most screentime out of all of the generals outside of Monkey
- -Pig uses a cutlass, Sheep uses guns. In the QTE part of their fight, Sheep pulls out a Really Big Gun
- -The two get a lot of fight scenes with Captain Gaff AKA Not Jack Sparrow. There's a part where you can sit around for like 3 minutes and watch them fight with different props, including stuff like a giant meat-on-a-bone
- -General Monkey built them a bunch of different machines, including a giant whale sub named Moby
- -At one point they get blown up by dynamite they try to use on Kutaro
- -Their actual fight is against ROBOCRAB, a mech they both pilot. very difficult to actually fit into a set, tho, outside of a final smash
- General Horse
- -Wife of General Bull, who were originally madly in love. Their macguffin moonstones caused them to hate each other and become more competitive, specifically in racing. She hates being called a barnyard animal
- -For the first two levels, she drives a sports car that she crashes into a lot of things
- -She can turn into a fucking train
- -Train form can fire missiles and breathes fire. General Bull sits in the back during the fight and throws dynamite at Kutaro
- -Train form also carries a bunch of train carts during the racing section of her fight, including passenger carts and animal carriers
- -OH YEAH SHE CAN ALSO TURN INTO A BIGGER ROBOT
- -Bigger robot has piston arms and missiles
- General Bull
- -See above with General Horse. General Bull is basically the same, except he makes a lot of cow puns, and might also be a wrestler maybe
- -Like his wife, also has a car he drives around in
- -Fight is a bullfight boss where he just sort of charges around and you have to get him to run into stuff
- -Has two level of charging, fast and way too fast.
- -Slight terraforming powers? Cracks the ground in his boss fight, and summons purple spikes. Creates land pillars during his QTE
- -If you wanna stretch, he could probably have wrestling moves
- General Dog/Robodog
- -A big dumb cyborg dog who can only talk through a translator. He just wants that nasty Moon Bear King to scratch him behind the ears. Gets his (second?) brain sliced in half, and then is rebuilt(?) into Robodog (Maybe)
- -Dog's fight is a copy of General Tiger's fight, except it removes the tail attack he has. The only new part involves cutting down a bone to distract him. Basically he has biting and swiping attacks
- -Robodog looks like a gorilla with a bulldog face and is probably the worst design in the game sadly
- -Runs on AA batteries (And the power of the moonstones)
- -Has a tail swipe attack and a paw slamming attack
- -Can discharge his electrical energy into purple and red electrical currents. Purple ones crawl across the ground, red ones fly through the air
- -Has a frickin laser beam mouth
- -is capable of splitting his upper body off from his lower body and flying around
- -Has missiles, in small, big, and ground destroying varieties
- -Can summon plasma balls to protect him when he gets weak
- -I don't actually know if Robodog is the same character, there's conflicting evidence of it being the same General Dog or General Dog's pet dog
- General Rabbit
- -French magician rabbit. Not the most creative, but it also seems like a mix of Alice in Wonderland motifs
- -Rides around on a stopwatch unicycle.
- -Can create a door to an hourglass universe that lets him travel through time. Also the hourglass dimension is filled with playing cards
- -Uses his unicycle to hop across waves of cards (Despite being a rabbit, seems to possess no jumping powers)
- -In his boss fight, he can control the card platforms you stand on, making them flip, or causing them to drop
- -Can use a top hat with spikes on it (Not his normal top hat) as a projectile that rotates around the arena
- -Fight has Kutaro using his own tricks against him, including sending his assistant to beat him up, trapping him in a cage of water, and dropping an elephant on him
- -Throws flying knives that cut through his cards
- -Also it turns out that most of his ears are swords
- General Rooster
- -I dunno, he's a dandy who likes tea?? He's super boring personality wise, which is weird considering every other character is interesting
- -Has wind powers, like making tornados
- -Generic flight, since bird (Roosters can't fly irl)
- -Can lay eggs, a thing pointed out as being weird multiple times. Eggs either hatch chicks that look like him, or bomb carrying hens
- -Generic fire powers, including setting his feet and wings on fire
- -Apparently strong enough to rip solid stone from structures.
- -Lots of his attacks also leave feathers behind, could work
- -The wobbly thing on his chin is spiked and on a chain, so that's a thing
- General Dragon
- -Giant dragon, though not as big as Snake, that steals souls from kids on Earth. Talks like an aging mafia don because its hilarious
- -Has a serpent body like Snake, making it a bit troublesome. has the excuse of being able to fly, however
- -Spits fireballs and breathes fire
- -His body is armed with spinning blades and spikes all over it
- -The only boss who really actively sends minions to attack you during his fight
- -The only boss that ever uses his moonstone, creating a pulse of energy with it
- -Can make thunderclouds, and can maybe even control clouds
- General Monkey
- -Evil monkey scientist, who was a former mime. The most recurring of the generals, being in the story since around Act 2's start (the game has 7 acts). Also he talks like Mojo Jojo, but throws in german words sometimes?
- -Evil scientist means evil gadgets, and the main one he uses is potions that make him invisible
- -He also makes a fake champion belt that sprays knockout gas
- -Turned the entirety of a forest into a candy forest, but the candy turns you into a monster if you eat it. he did this with science
- -Has an evil mad scientist fort with a bunch of robotic animals (crocs, dogs, ants?) and just regular robots running about
- -There's a big cymbal monkey robot he built at one point. I have never had to fight it
- -Built a rocket ship in a volcano underneath a snowy mountain
- -Uses a bomb planted in a platform to try and kill Kutaro
- -The big rocket he built splits into a smaller rocket that he rides around in space with
- -Cartoon bombs
- -Can throw missiles
- -He dies by suffocating in space, btw
- Moon Bear King
- -Main villain, very HMA. Basically a brat who's been given too much power, and is just a jerk to everyone. Really likes killing his own minions. Like, a lot.
- -Is stated to have created the Weavers, recurring minibosses, and the Vile Vines, which are very angry and violent living vines that can shoot lasers out of their flowers
- -Traps the souls of children in puppets, or turns the souls into his army of Grubs. At the end of the game he just starts eating souls
- -Has a fan/staff weapon, which is also electrified
- -His fight at the end of the game has him as a giant, and you literally have to cut him down to size, from his feet until he's just a head hopping around in the background
- -His leg phase has him stomping around, occasionally summoning rolling boulders with particularly strong stomps
- -Stomach phase has him summoning more boulders, and pounding the ground with his electric fan-staff
- -Arm phase has him swiping, and creating gusts of wind that carry burning rubble across the screen
- -Head phase has him dropping flaming rubble from the top of the screen, and trying to crush you with his head
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