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    I was the assistant manager at a salad/sandwich shop. We offered several combinations of both, but only carried three types of salad lettuce; romaine, mixed greens, and spinach. So one day during our downtime I was busy making the schedule in the back. I only had one other person on staff — we'll call him Travis. Travis and I heard the door chime go off. I know Travis isn't the best front of house worker, but I was so close to finishing the schedule and it was just one person, so I figured he could handle it. A couple of minutes go by, I print and post the schedule and proceed to check on Travis.

    When I get to the line I see Travis staring at the menu on the wall struggling to make the one salad. He sees me and proceeds to ask: "What kind of lettuce comes on a Classic Spinach?"

    Me: Travis, it's a Classic Spinach.

    Travis: Romaine?

    Me: Travis, it's a Classic Spinach. *emphasizing the word spinach more*

    Travis: Mixed greens?

    Me: Travis it's a Classic Spinach. *really emphasizing the word spinach*

    Travis: Romaine?

    At this point the customer and I are really laughing at Travis, especially since he went back to the first wrong choice when he only had three options. The customer left us a nice tip in the tip jar. Travis and I later told the story to rest of our staff, and "Romaine" became an inside joke amongst the staff.