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- > Be Bluedad C. Horace
- > It had to happen sometime
- > Your precious daughter has joined a chorus
- > You wish her mother was here to see her, but she took some bait
- > It was pretty obvious, but you were always the brains of the relationship
- > You hear a thump at the porthole
- > "Ow!"
- > She takes after her mother so much
- "That's glass, sweety. Come in through the cargo hatch."
- > "Okay!"
- > You here some muffled voices
- > Crap, she's bringing her friends
- > You dart around the sunken cargo hold, trying to arrange the bones more neatly
- > Looks better, you gue-
- > Sonata barrels into you, clasping her hooves sweetly around you
- > "Daddy!"
- > You hug her right back
- "Welcome home, darling. How was the school?"
- > A pair of sirens float hesitantly by the hatch
- > Too bad, this is your precious time with your daughter
- > "It was great! We ate sooooo much fish, and I didn't put on like, any blubber!"
- > You pat her on the back
- "Good, I'm glad you guys had fun. Speaking of which, why don't you introduce me to your friends?"
- > "Oh yeah, come in you two!"
- > You have to admit, they have nice scales
- > Sonata rubs her cheek up against the orange one
- > "This is Adagio, she's super smart and responsible."
- > Adagio's head dips briefly in greeting, but her eyes are roving over your body
- > "Charmed, Mr. Horace."
- > You nod back, a little flattered and somewhat conflicted
- "Likewise, young miss."
- > Sonata darts over to the purple one, but hangs back a little
- > "Aaaannnd this is Aria. She's a meanie."
- > Aria frowns
- > "Whatever. Nice place you got here, Mr. H."
- "Thank you, Aria. Not everyone can appreciate the more obscure trade routes."
- > Meanwhile, Adagio has not stopped looking at you
- > There's a hunger in her eyes
- > Sonata hooks a hoof around the leg of Aria
- > "Come on, I gotta show you the skeleton I'm working on!"
- > The purple one glances at Adagio, who makes a subtle shooing motion
- > Aria rolls her eyes, but follows your daughter out
- > You eye the young siren leader
- "Can I help you?"
- > She smiles at that
- > "Perhaps it is you who needs the help."
- > She swims a slow circle around you, flexing her tail seductively
- > "I can tell you work hard, providing for Sonata."
- > You try to be discreet, but
- > Dat belly
- "I get by."
- > She comes to a stop before you, gazing deeply into your eyes
- > "Even so, this place needs a feminine touch. In fact, "
- > She swims up closer, her snout almost touching yours
- > "I think you need a feminine touch, Mr. Horace."
- > You hold your breath as she trails a hoof down your chest
- > She pauses just a little higher than you want
- > "But I really must see that skeleton. Another time, perhaps?"
- > She flashes you a roguish grin and swims away
- > Your eyes are glued to her undulating figure, a vague guilt building with a lust you haven't felt for years
- > As her tailfin vanishes, you let out the breath you had been holding
- > Damn
- > Just then Aria pokes her head out from behind the bulkhead
- > "Just so you know, I want to fuck you too."
- > ...
- "Duly noted."
- > She nods and disappears as well
- > You are going to a special hell
- > They left with some polite good byes and sultry expressions
- > Sonata, bless her heart, seems to be totally oblivious
- "Those are some...interesting friends you got there."
- > "I know, right? Who knew they were so interested in skeletons?"
- "They are?"
- > Truth be told, skeletal reconstruction is more of an old seahorse's hobby
- > "Yeah, they kept on talking about getting boned. I said that you are an old hoof at that, so they should ask you about it."
- > Oh Sonata, so much like her mother
- > "Will you do it? Bone my friends?"
- > ...
- "Yes, honey, since it means so much to you."
- > She claps her hooves in excitement
- > "Then we can all bone together!"
- > You are going to a very special hell
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