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  1. Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
  2. agidius has connected.
  3. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  4. Ocon has connected.
  5. tirkaroKujo: yep
  6. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  7. salute: Howdy
  8. Neal: Well hey there
  9. Neal: So yeah, let's cover basic team composition then
  10. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  11. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  12. Neal: I'm acting as the team medic, basically everything I have is dedicated to healing
  13. Neal: My one and only good stat is Wis, though Cha is a manageable 18
  14. Neal: er
  15. Neal: Wis is 18, Cha is 14
  16. Neal: Miltank and Prinplup are my poogeys, only Miltank of which gets used
  17. salute: Alright
  18. Neal: I don't have the other tokens, but I'll just place some filler down
  19. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  20. Ci: PC is our Juggler, capture specialist in name only
  21. Ci: Absolutely absurd Dex, at 24 or so
  22. salute: Alright
  23. Ci: Not sure where his other stats are, but he can't exactly take a hit
  24. Phatcat has connected.
  25. Ci: He's a decent damage dealer, can use some Pokemon moves like Fli- oh hey PC
  26. Ci: now explain yourself
  27. Ci: as I was doing
  28. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  29. jimmies: Warlord's our resident psychic and probably the best damage dealer among the humans
  30. salute: so if I got Researcher
  31. salute: And specialize in professor
  32. salute: I'll be a good support class
  33. jimmies: Lemme check
  34. jimmies: Technically we HAVE Wis and Int covered but that's specifically for our classes and not necessarily indicative of any accumulated knowledge
  35. salute: anything you all dont have covered?
  36. jimmies: Str, though really we have Pokemon for that
  37. salute: So that would be unnecessary?
  38. jimmies: it's a dump stat, yeah, though probably don't dump it TOO far
  39. jimmies: Hell
  40. jimmies: Warlord and I both dumped Dex
  41. jimmies: and the first session was just "climb down this giant building
  42. Phatcat: THAT is why I did not join the server
  43. Phatcat: Had to afk
  44. salute: Hm
  45. salute: Charisma?
  46. salute: Has anyone done a Charisma class?
  47. Phatcat: Well
  48. tirkaroKujo: MT
  49. Phatcat: Agi is...
  50. Phatcat: SORT of a Charisma class
  51. tirkaroKujo: and man was it lulzy
  52. jimmies: I have 14 Cha, which is pretty manageable
  53. Phatcat: MT's gonna be playing Mystic if he joins now though
  54. Phatcat: If you want Charisma, you should probably go for Ranger
  55. salute: Would Ranger
  56. salute: Yeah
  57. salute: I was going to ask if that'd be good for the group
  58. Phatcat: As Agi is Breeder and Coordinator is useless
  59. Phatcat: It'd be good, yeah
  60. Phatcat: Only problem is the -con, but you should be able to deal with that
  61. salute: Alright
  62. Phatcat: Especially since Warlord has every Con and Agi has above-average
  63. salute: I'll go Ranger then
  64. jimmies: I'll probably be on your ass with healing though if you don't invest in Dex
  65. jimmies: Or is Ranger a dex class
  66. Phatcat: Ranger is Dex/Charisma
  67. jimmies: m
  68. Phatcat: He has to invest a little in it
  69. salute: Yup
  70. salute: Alright
  71. salute: Let me do a buil really quick
  72. Phatcat: And it is probably best to invest mostly in Charisma
  73. salute: I have 64 points, and have to add like three to every class right?
  74. Phatcat: since my character is all the dex
  75. jimmies: You have to start with 6
  76. salute: alright, six in every class
  77. jimmies: and distribute... 28 I think
  78. Phatcat: Naw, you start with 6 in every stat, then have 28 left over
  79. salute: Ah, alright
  80. Phatcat: It's...BASICALLY the same as 64-build
  81. salute: Yup
  82. salute: 64-build is how they described it on the PTA wikidot
  83. jimmies: And we're level 7, but ignore that for now and just build for level 0
  84. Phatcat: Can't have anything over 14 at start, though, before factoring in class bonuses and level bonus
  85. jimmies: there are various statups every level
  86. salute: Oh okay. I was going to build cha and dex to like twenty ahhaha
  87. salute: nevermind then
  88. Phatcat: You can make them both 14 at start
  89. salute: I am
  90. salute: Okay
  91. salute: 7STR 9CON 14DEX 9INT 11WIS 14CHA
  92. jimmies: « 7+9+14+9+11+14 = 7 + 9 + 14 + 9 + 11 + 14 = 64 »
  93. jimmies: Whoo
  94. Phatcat: Is 9 Con your base?
  95. salute: I can do math
  96. salute: good job guys
  97. jimmies: Well hey, I check everything
  98. salute: My base? Rangers are Charisma/Dex IIRC
  99. Phatcat: I mena, like
  100. jimmies: even stuff I do
  101. Phatcat: Base Constitution, before factoring in class
  102. salute: Yeah
  103. Phatcat: As your classes have a bit of impact on your stats
  104. salute: I get -1 for Ranger
  105. salute: So it'd be 8 after that
  106. Phatcat: You get -2
  107. jimmies: ...
  108. Phatcat: +1 to both main stats(Dex/Chr) and -2 to another
  109. jimmies: Rangers are just -Con
  110. jimmies: why
  111. salute: You are correct!
  112. Phatcat: Man
  113. Phatcat: I don't know
  114. Phatcat: It makes no real sense
  115. Phatcat: Also how did you get KO'd, Agi
  116. Phatcat: Right, that sleeper dart
  117. Phatcat: I think
  118. Neal: Sniper rifle
  119. Neal: that ass
  120. agidius is disconnected.
  121. agidius has connected.
  122. Phatcat: m
  123. agidius: just rejoined as GM
  124. agidius: don't judge me
  125. Phatcat: why would you ever do that
  126. Phatcat: Why is Ci here anyhow
  127. Phatcat: She's not even PTA
  128. agidius: Is that what you're using as your filler token then, ocon
  129. Phatcat: even if there is a Ninja
  130. agidius: I used Ci as filler while describing Lydia
  131. agidius: as our resident rouge the rogue
  132. salute: Yeah
  133. salute: I'll find something to actually use eventaly
  134. agidius: alright
  135. agidius: might wanna start filling it in
  136. salute: This picture is quite silly though so I like it
  137. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  138. Lydia: but you have this token
  139. Lydia: Shit I ain;--okay no I'm totally a rogue with Dirty Fighter I guess
  140. Lydia: BUT STILL
  141. salute: I'll be right back, I'm going to the bathroom
  142. Lydia: Kay
  143. agidius: Well NOW I do
  144. agidius: I didn't before
  145. agidius: ~
  146. Lydia: *
  147. Lydia: (FEDUP)
  148. Lydia: don't even fedup, that was adorable
  149. salute: I'm back
  150. Neal: Alrighty
  151. Neal: So 7/9/14/9/11/14 before taking your first class at Level 0
  152. salute: Yup
  153. Neal: Alright, you get to add one more point to that
  154. Neal: ...er, actually, it goes Str/Dex/Con/Int/Wis/Cha
  155. Neal: so 7/14/9/9/11/14, my bad
  156. salute: I do?
  157. salute: Alright
  158. Neal: Yeah, you get one stat point every level
  159. salute: One more to Con then
  160. salute: Oh okay
  161. salute: Nevermind
  162. salute: One to Charisma
  163. salute: I thought it was one I missed from the original 64
  164. Neal: naw, you were fine on that
  165. Neal: Then you get your -2 to Con and your +1 to Cha and Dex
  166. salute: Yup
  167. Neal: Are you, uh
  168. Neal: editing this in
  169. Neal: Best to do this piecewise
  170. Neal: And always make sure you're hitting "OK", I've hit "Close" on accident more than once
  171. salute: Hitting OK?
  172. Neal: When you open up the token dialog
  173. salute: No idea what that is!
  174. Neal: ...or did no one tell you that you double-click to open your token
  175. Neal: and you're just copying this down on Notepad or something
  176. salute: You did now
  177. salute: I have it all in word
  178. Neal: hippo
  179. Neal: Yeah, double click on your token to edit all this in
  180. Neal: easy reference for yourself and especially for Tirk
  181. Lydia: Well
  182. Neal: Properties, the second tab, is where you can put in your stats
  183. Lydia: Easy in PTA
  184. Lydia: In Pathfinder you just have to have a notepad up
  185. salute: Alright
  186. salute: I did it now
  187. Neal: (Y)
  188. Neal: Con would actually be 7 as it goes down by 2
  189. Neal: but yeah, looks fine otherwise
  190. Neal: And if you're including "Base" then Cha would actually be 14 base
  191. salute: Fixed that, thanks
  192. salute: Nope, I added my other point to CHA, remember?
  193. salute: So its 15 base
  194. Neal: Yeah, that was from Level 1
  195. Neal: Level 0 is what's considered "Base"
  196. salute: Ohhhh
  197. salute: alright
  198. salute: Gotcha
  199. Neal: (Y)
  200. salute: fixed it
  201. Neal: Yeah, from here it's pretty simple. You're going to want to start grabbing features, starting with your Base features from Ranger
  202. Neal: Any idea what you want for advanced classes yet?
  203. salute: I've been looking, but I'll decide later
  204. Neal: A'ight
  205. Neal: We're currently level 7, in case no one told you that
  206. Neal: Each level you gain one stat point in whatever you want and a feat
  207. Neal: If you take another class, that counts as your feat for the level
  208. Neal: And when meeting prerequisites, you always add the stat point before doing adding the feat
  209. Lydia: Doing adding indeed
  210. Lydia: That's precise wording
  211. Neal: Fine, fine, I messed up there, whatever
  212. Neal: the intent at least was accurate (crs)
  213. Lydia: I should probably eat now
  214. Lydia: as I got food when I AFK'd
  215. Lydia: but have not touched it
  216. Neal: So basically that's the last we're going to see of you
  217. Neal: Forever
  218. Lydia: I...eat at the computer
  219. Lydia: Unlike SOME faggots
  220. Neal: like who
  221. Lydia: you before college
  222. Lydia: MW
  223. Lydia: MT sometimes
  224. Neal: but yeah, guess I'll have to put one more point into Str so I can be the one member on the team without a penalty
  225. Lydia: Or we can pray MT joins
  226. Neal: then watch as I roll a 3 or less on all Str checks down the line
  227. Lydia: As Mystic or Ace Trainer
  228. Neal: such as when we're trapped under rubble
  229. Lydia: You have your fatass Miltank
  230. Lydia: It can attack the rubble
  231. Lydia: Rock doesn't resist Rock (CHEW)
  232. Lydia: And MW can Brick Break it with Pinsir
  233. tirkaroKujo: OH GOD
  234. tirkaroKujo: IS THIS A NEW SOULS GAME
  235. tirkaroKujo: JESUS CHRIST IT IS
  236. salute: I hope so
  237. Lydia: It's not
  238. Lydia: Either way
  239. Neal: Brony Souls
  240. Lydia: WHY DO YOU WANT ONE
  241. salute: nope
  242. salute: woman
  243. salute: its not
  244. tirkaroKujo: obv
  245. salute: looks like they care about story
  246. Lydia: I thought you DIDN'T like it when companies did this shit (D)
  247. salute: like making it up front
  248. Lydia: And cranked out a gamayeer
  249. Neal: When did Dark Souls come out again
  250. tirkaroKujo: late 2011
  251. salute: its dragon age
  252. salute: THE FUCK
  253. salute: Dark Souls II
  254. Neal: What about its dragon age
  255. tirkaroKujo: >Dark Souls II
  256. tirkaroKujo: Well alright then
  257. Lydia: it'll be shit
  258. salute: Since when did From try to highlight their story
  259. Lydia: It's not even renamed (D)
  260. tirkaroKujo: Was expecting something like Divine Souls or Doodiliyrdragondildoes Souls
  261. Lydia: DkS wasn't Demon's Souls 2
  262. tirkaroKujo: But I'll take it
  263. salute: Maybe they're trying to build a brand?
  264. tirkaroKujo: Well, to be fair
  265. tirkaroKujo: DkS wasn't Demon Souls 2 because Demon's is owned by Sony
  266. tirkaroKujo: And From sort of had a fall out in affairs with Sony
  267. tirkaroKujo: So they made Dark Souls with Namco
  268. salute: Its all good, DkS ended up better
  269. tirkaroKujo: I wouldn't blame From
  270. tirkaroKujo: As because of Sony, Demon's was almost a Japan-only game
  271. salute: I'm not
  272. salute: I vaguely remember hearing about the falling out and being on From's side
  273. salute: don't remember what it was all about though
  274. Lydia: The bad thing about brands is that it seems once yo uget one, nothing really changes
  275. salute: Indeed
  276. salute: OH well. I wouldn't mind one or two more DkS games
  277. tirkaroKujo: Though the trailer looked quite a bit different than the pre-rendered cutscene in DkS
  278. salute: Yeah, it did
  279. Lydia: As in, more graphics-intensive?
  280. Lydia: Or just trailery
  281. tirkaroKujo: There was no gameplay
  282. Lydia: cause trailers pretty much never actually look like the game
  283. tirkaroKujo: Just a pre-rendered trailer
  284. tirkaroKujo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mCS7u9EZeo
  285. tirkaroKujo: Suddenly, Megaman music
  286. tirkaroKujo: and then Linkin Park comes to stab our eardrums
  287. Lydia: Oh don't worry
  288. Lydia: They'll never make another Megaman game
  289. Lydia: And if they do, they'll not announce it in the US
  290. Neal: they don't need to
  291. Neal: the internet kind of exists
  292. Lydia: I mean...they wouldn't announce it at the Spike VG Awards
  293. Neal: oh, well who needs those
  294. tirkaroKujo: Jesus Christ
  295. tirkaroKujo: Journey just won best independent game
  296. Neal: good
  297. tirkaroKujo: But I actually don't mind
  298. salute: Out of all the things that aren't surprising, that is one of them
  299. tirkaroKujo: because the other nominees were just Dust and Fez
  300. tirkaroKujo: Though Mark of the Ninja deserved it far more
  301. salute: I thought Fez wasn't even considered to be super good
  302. salute: Just good
  303. Neal: depends on who you ask
  304. tirkaroKujo: It's good for indie game standards
  305. tirkaroKujo: Meaning it's probably rancid shit
  306. Neal: oh don't be that way, Tirk
  307. tirkaroKujo: what way
  308. Neal: "Probably" indicates you haven't even touched it yet
  309. tirkaroKujo: I can't touch it
  310. tirkaroKujo: It's XBLA only
  311. tirkaroKujo: Because the PC is satan according to Phil Fish
  312. tirkaroKujo: As you can't play it on a comfy couch
  313. Neal: you totally can though
  314. tirkaroKujo: Tell that to Phil "Suck it down, loser" Fish then
  315. Lydia: can the PS3 not be played on a couch
  316. tirkaroKujo: Phil probably hates Sony because they're Japanese or something
  317. salute: Phil Fish is a raging dick, iirc
  318. Neal: Did you have to say "raging"
  319. Neal: really
  320. salute: thatsthejoke.jpg
  321. Neal: well
  322. Neal: it wasn't a good one
  323. Neal: (crs)
  324. tirkaroKujo: and time for Snoop Lion
  325. tirkaroKujo: because fuck you that's why
  326. Neal: You don't HAVE to be... whatever MT's character's name was
  327. tirkaroKujo: and some shitty Ass Creed 3 DLC
  328. salute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck
  329. Neal: *plays teeyefftoo*
  330. Lydia: we could actually play the damned game
  331. Lydia: And let Ocon watch
  332. Neal: I'd love to
  333. tirkaroKujo: After the casual game awards
  334. Lydia: mmmmmmmmmm
  335. Lydia: Well let me contact Warlord
  336. Neal: Right, Ocon
  337. Neal: you have Sky- of course you do, you're always dead on it
  338. Neal: because that's where half the discussion happens
  339. salute: I'm alive on it, actually
  340. salute: but wehenver someone puts me in the skype call, Warlord kicks me
  341. Neal: wha
  342. Lydia: Warlord has said he'll play
  343. Lydia: I...think that he thinks they do it as a joke
  344. Lydia: IE, it's Smady and Smady adds random dead people
  345. Neal: right
  346. Lydia: like KK
  347. Neal: Smady does indeed add EVERYONE ON HIS LIST
  348. salute: thats funny then
  349. Neal: for no goddamn reason
  350. Neal: it really isn't
  351. Neal: for anyone involved
  352. salute: I've been under the impression that nobody has gotten along with Smaddy particularly well for quite a while
  353. Neal: FA and Warborg do
  354. Neal: and he's pretty much tolerable so long as we're not discussing MYM
  355. Neal: for whatever reason, FA REALLY WANTS me to get along well with Smady
  356. salute: I get on the caht when Smaddy is on
  357. salute: And he'll just be like
  358. salute: "So any plans to come back Ocon"
  359. salute: Its been like two years dude
  360. salute: probably not
  361. Neal: He makes it his life mission to make sure no one does anything but MYm
  362. Neal: for some reason
  363. salute: That's because that's his life
  364. salute: even more so than warlord
  365. Lydia: Well
  366. Lydia: He pretty much NEVER comes into the chat anymore
  367. Lydia: which might have something to do with Phatchat now being the most commonly used chat
  368. Lydia: He always did have a stickler for only leaders being mods
  369. Neal: FA is constantly in mainchat
  370. Neal: by himself
  371. Lydia: Indeed
  372. Lydia: Despite NOBODY being there
  373. Lydia: Er, always WAS a stickler*
  374. Lydia: Though shit, that's hardly a word anyhow
  375. Lydia: I'll use it how I want
  376. salute: I'm going to get food
  377. salute: I'll be back in a bit
  378. Lydia: Kay
  379. Lydia: Damn
  380. Lydia: how long do these casual awards go for
  381. tirkaroKujo: Iunno
  382. tirkaroKujo: Damn, Jack Black got fat
  383. Lydia: He was always fat wasn't he
  384. Neal: he really did http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEJ2cuoY6qI
  385. tirkaroKujo: He got fatter
  386. Neal: And yeah, didn't they have a running joke about it
  387. Lydia: whoa maptool
  388. Lydia: why're you laggin so horde
  389. Neal: horde?
  390. Lydia: hard, pronounced like a retard
  391. Lydia: like...Tirk would
  392. Neal: or Lydia
  393. Lydia: But she's like
  394. Neal: except with a ~
  395. Lydia: the only PC character WITHOUT a stupid accent
  396. Lydia: even Hendrix probably had some German shit going on
  397. Neal: ...
  398. Neal: I never thought of that
  399. Neal: (hmm)
  400. Neal: I must reread all of Hendrix's dialogue now
  401. Lydia: mips
  402. Lydia: But man
  403. Lydia: looking back at those logs
  404. Lydia: Hendrix just used up the entire world's stock of elipses
  405. Neal: He truly did
  406. Lydia: CLEARLY
  407. Lydia: It was because he was getting used to the language.
  408. Lydia: Due to not know the language of a RANDOM PLANET IN SOME RANDOM DIMENSION
  409. Neal: apparently he did though
  410. Neal: as he spoke it
  411. Lydia: he had Linguistics
  412. Neal: mip
  413. Lydia: as one of his two or so skills at level 1
  414. Lydia: Summoners are just the least skilled motherfuckers in the world
  415. Lydia: Don't take no talent to make them circles
  416. MeisterWarlock has connected.
  417. Lydia: Yo
  418. Lydia: But yeah
  419. Lydia: best load up that map Tirk
  420. Lydia: so we can get gangraped by everyone
  421. Lydia: gan graped?
  422. Lydia: gangura graped
  423. Lydia: Gangura? Ganguro? I have no idea
  424. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  425. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  426. Neal: Eh, may as well stop whatever that was
  427. Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'
  428. Lydia: >Stop
  429. Lydia: don't even remind me of how broken Warlord will be once he gets that
  430. tirkaroKujo: Time for all the m in the world then
  431. Lydia: *juggles maptool and firefox*
  432. Neal: how's about das skypen
  433. Lydia: suuuure
  434. Neal: man you knew it was coming
  435. Neal: don't even even
  436. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  437. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  438. Lydia: Other map is up, Warlord
  439. agidius is disconnected.
  440. agidius has connected.
  441. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  442. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  443. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  444. Neal: *zonked out*
  445. Neal: (( squirreled ))
  446. tirkaroKujo: AS WE LAST LEFT OFF, OUR HEROES FOUND THEMSELVES FRESH AFTER A LONG AND DREARY BATTLE AGAINST THE MISFORTUNE MAYHEM CHAMPION.
  447. tirkaroKujo: WE NOW CONTINUE OFF, WITH THE GENERAL POPULACE BEHIND THE SCENES BEING QUITE BEWILDERED AT THEIR NON-RIGGED PROWESS
  448. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  449. Tellra: Wh-what the hell?! This wasn't supposed to happen! Susan! SUSAN! What the hell are you doing!?
  450. Tellra: The damn door is locked!
  451. Stroke George: Oh my! It seems the special effects are awfully quiet! Are we having technical difficulties?
  452. Lydia: Hahahaha! You see that? He wasn't so tough!
  453. F. C. Frank: Oh wait! There's some noise! Are we back online yet?
  454. tirkaroKujo: You hear a sudden crash from the balcony near the titantron.
  455. Lydia: Huh? He got more logs up there?
  456. tirkaroKujo: The sultry lady you're all too familiar with falls out of the window with a thud, horrifying her partner.
  457. Tellra: Susan! What the hell is going on!? Susan! Is somebody here!?
  458. Lydia: Was she that surprised? We really were the underdogs, huh?
  459. tirkaroKujo: ???: Sorry, but we're crashing this nonsense party of yours!
  460. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): *DUUN DUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUN*
  461. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): We are Team Cosmos, the name is final this time!
  462. Tellra: *Dumbfounded*
  463. Tellra: Team....what?
  464. Tuco: . . .Where's she from again?
  465. Lydia: What?! Is this part of this tournament, too?
  466. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Team Cosmos, loser! Haven't you heard of us!?
  467. Lydia: Nobody told me about another battle!
  468. Tuco: Oh she's that dumb thief from the plane.
  469. Tuco: No cause for alarm.
  470. Lydia: Who?
  471. Lydia: She does look a bit familiar.
  472. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): *Flies into the air with patented battlesuit!* Attention people of Black Dorado and beyond!
  473. Tuco: . . .Well that's how she survived, apparently.
  474. Lydia: Then why was she panicking so much? She must be stupider than we thought.
  475. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): We are here to relieve this silly event of it's resources! As long as you keep calm and don't fight back, we can all make this nice and easy!
  476. Lydia: Sure, you can take their resources.
  477. Lydia: But the stuff we just won? We're gonna keep that.
  478. Cosmos Member: Hut hut hut! Let's move!
  479. Tellra: .....what the hell is going on?
  480. Lydia: Tuco, you got anything to get Neal back up with?
  481. Catherim (Battle Mode): I'm sorry, this may seem frightening to you, but nobody will get hurt if you just hand over the money.
  482. Random Announcer: I-I don't get paid enough for this!
  483. Tuco: I don't got anythin'! Maybe you can use his doctor crap on him to bring him back?
  484. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Now I- *GASP*
  485. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): We meet yet again, peasants and peons!
  486. Lydia: Oh,yeah, cause I'm trained in that kind of thing.
  487. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): It seems fate has led us to this day!
  488. Tuco: How did you even survive the crash?
  489. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): How did I survive the crash?
  490. Lydia: She can fly! I think it's more surprising WE survived.
  491. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): How did YOU survive the cr- Man do I hate it when people put words in my mouth!
  492. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  493. Tuco: Well -I- teleported us out
  494. Lydia: Talk faster?
  495. Tuco: Dunno bout you
  496. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Now we shall fight like proper men and women!
  497. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): It's been a long time coming!
  498. Lydia: Proper? Could you let us get that guy up first?
  499. Catherim (Battle Mode): Um, uh, Tatsuun....
  500. Catherim (Battle Mode): Shouldn't we be more concerned with grabbing the money?
  501. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Uh, hmm....
  502. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): This is quite a conundrum!
  503. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Take the money or take my honor....
  504. Tellra: J-just take your honor! Whatever gets you off our back!
  505. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): That's it!
  506. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Charlie, take this loser out!
  507. Lydia: « 1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11 » *Sure, let's see if I can figure anything cool out about this*
  508. Cosmos Member: Affirmitive, captain!
  509. Lydia: *sad*
  510. Cosmos Member: *Holds gun up to Tellras head*
  511. Tellra: N-no!
  512. Tellra: You can't do this!
  513. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Oh yes I will!
  514. Tuco: Not sure if you lot have noticed, but we just -won- their damn money, fair and square. So yeah, you actually -do- have a problem with us. *Entirely unintimidated by them based off plane incompetency*
  515. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Now fire!
  516. Cosmos Member: Sayonara! *Pulls trigger*
  517. Cosmos Member: *Pokeball pops out and bops Tellra on the head*
  518. Tellra: Ow!
  519. Tuco: « 1d20+6 = 13 + 6 = 19 » looks over which syringe I need to stab Neal with to revive him ololololol
  520. Zubat: Kreee! *Claws at Tellra's head*
  521. Lydia: ...man, you guys are lucky. I thought we'd have to get serious there for a minute.
  522. Tellra: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
  523. Zubat: *Kreee kreeee kreee kreeeee*
  524. Tellra: MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
  525. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): IT NEVER STOPS, BOY.
  526. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): IT NEVER STOPS
  527. Lydia: This is equal parts pathetic and hilarious.
  528. tirkaroKujo: You have dumb luck and somehow revive Neal to 5 HP
  529. Neal: *alright, so what I have hear is Pain Killers which cure poison/burn and Muscle Relaxers which cure paralysis*
  530. tirkaroKujo: *De-Paralyze the fucker*
  531. tirkaroKujo: *WHATEVA
  532. Neal: *fuckin' deparalyzed(
  533. Stroke George: Oh my! Will this cruel act of terrorism ever cease?!
  534. Lydia: Finally! Now we're back in action!
  535. Tuco: *Upon getting him awake/concious* Good news, doc, is we won. Bad news is those thieves from the plane are back. But they're threatening us with Zubats, so yeah.
  536. Lydia: So, uh, you guys still want to do this?
  537. Lydia: @obv at Mispronounced Japanese Words
  538. Neal: *gets up* ...Zubat? Really, that's all they can manage?
  539. Tuco: Well they have some sort of battle suits like the Yatagarasu
  540. Lydia: Solution: Take his battle suit.
  541. Lord of Zan: Scizooo?
  542. Lydia: Hey, that's not a bad idea. Take it, then the Scizor might think you're him.
  543. Lydia: So, uh, will it fit any of us?
  544. Tuco: The Scizor doesn't like us fucking with him.
  545. Neal: Uh...
  546. Neal: *I entirely assume he's naked under the suit.*
  547. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Now onto more important things! Where is the money?
  548. Tellra: O-OKAY! THE MONEY IS UH....
  549. Lydia: It's with us!
  550. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): It IIIIISSS?
  551. Neal: *whisper* What? No, it's not!
  552. Lydia: That money isn't theirs anymore. You can't steal it from them, we just won it!
  553. Tuco: You think this ZUbat's bad, Pinsir'll put you in a vice if you don't speak up. Just say it. Where's the money?
  554. Neal: *how badly injured does the guy look, anyway*
  555. Lydia: Eldin, forget the bug and get over here, too!
  556. Neal: Right, Gloria! *whistle*
  557. Cosmos Member 2: Hey! I found the money!
  558. Lydia: Nice job!
  559. Lydia: Hand it over.
  560. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): STEELE YOU BLUE-BOTTOMED CHIN-LICKER!
  561. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD!
  562. Catherim (Battle Mode): I'm sorry, but that money is ours....
  563. Tuco: You heard him, guys. Let's let 'em lead the way.
  564. Lydia: What'd you just say? That's our line! We just won it! Now hand it over, I'd rather not fight over something like this much more.
  565. Neal: *heals up Yatagarasu, +40HP* Come on, you, this is no time to laze around.
  566. Tuco: Do you even remember them from the plane? You don't have to, you saw their Zubat.
  567. Tuco: And the tourney people probably wouldn't give the money anyway.
  568. Tuco: Just let them help us out then we'll finish them off.
  569. Lydia: Well...I was plannign to just beat them all down if they didn't hand over the money. After all, we beat the strongest guy here, the rest won't be a challenge.
  570. Neal: ...as much as I hate to say it, that's a decent point. They didn't seem keen on us winning in the first place.
  571. Tuco: They'll be more of one than team Zubat.
  572. Yatagarasu: *Gets up on one hand* Grrghhhh....
  573. Lydia: Whoa! You were still up?!
  574. Yatagarasu: .....I dont.....go down easily....
  575. Tuco: What did you do?!
  576. Lord of Zan: Scizo sci!
  577. Lydia: Well you certainly don't look that well off now.
  578. Yatagarasu: Ugh...is it all over already?
  579. Neal: He's not exactly our enemy anymore, we've got bigger concerns.
  580. Lydia: Yeah, you lost.
  581. Neal: Sorry, pal. You put up a good fight.
  582. Neal: Mind calling off your Scizor? *points back* He's been getting uncomfortably close.
  583. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Hey! Hey! If you're going to pull that off, I have no choice but to call my very own backup!
  584. Yatagarasu: *Looks ahead*
  585. Yatagarasu: *Looks all around*
  586. Yatagarasu: Yeah, seems you won this time. Ah well, I'll give you today.
  587. Yatagarasu: Though I can't help but ask what exactly is going on now.
  588. Lydia: Great, how bout giving us a little more? See those guys? They're trying to take the money. And are generally threatening everyone here, which includes you.
  589. Yatagarasu: .....
  590. Yatagarasu: *Looks towards Tatsuun* Yeah, this all seems like a drag.
  591. Yatagarasu: Can I go now?
  592. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THIS LADY!
  593. Lydia: There's only one direction open to you, and that's off the ledge.
  594. Neal: Hey, he can fly, remember?
  595. Yatagarasu: Great! Zan! Let's make haste!
  596. Lydia: Besides, I don't think your manager or whoever he is over there would appreciate you ditching him.
  597. Neal: But sure, whatever, if you're going to run away?
  598. Lord of Zan: Scizor......
  599. Neal: Your choice.
  600. Lydia: Well, he's fired.
  601. Neal: Doing it riiight in front of all your fans.
  602. Neal: Great publicity.
  603. Yatagarasu: *Pushes button on suit* I have fans now?
  604. Yatagarasu: I never noticed.
  605. Tuco: olol brb
  606. Lydia: You have EMPLOYERS.
  607. Yatagarasu: ....I'm EMPLOYED too?
  608. Yatagarasu: What the hell has been going on behind my back this whole time?
  609. Lydia: Apparently a whole lot.
  610. Neal: Wait, what do you think you're doing here?
  611. Yatagarasu: I thought I just had to use some bizarre individuals as target practice and call it a day.
  612. Yatagarasu: I recall my sensei used to frequent this venue a lot, but he recently passed away, bless his soul, and now he's passed on the legacy to me.
  613. Yatagarasu: Though the staff here tends to offer me strange paper offerings for winning, I frequently turn them down. I have no need for such oddities.
  614. Tuco: . . .No wonder they like it when you win.
  615. Yatagarasu: Strangely, they seem to have taken a real liking to me after I said this.
  616. Neal: Lights? Camera? Misfortune Mayhem?
  617. Neal: None of this ringing a bell?
  618. Yatagarasu: What bells are there to ring?
  619. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Hey!
  620. Lydia: Oh, hey.
  621. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Have you already forgotten all about me!
  622. Lydia: Yeah.
  623. Cosmos Member: Well, at least she's honest...
  624. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): That's it!
  625. Lydia: Come on, Yata, don't you want to test your suit against these ones?
  626. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Electro, zap to the extreme!
  627. Electro: Galva Galvant?
  628. Neal: yeah, if it's targets you want... we've got some. Real nasty thieves, holding up airplanes and the like.
  629. Yatagarasu: I would love to, but this suit is now in poor condition. I do not know if it will have enough energy to make it back to my hometown.
  630. Lydia: Energy?
  631. Lydia: Might be able to do something about that.
  632. Lydia: STay here, and I'll have Valence give you all the energy you need after this is over.
  633. Yatagarasu: Hmm, tempting offer....
  634. Yatagarasu: Fine, it seems I have no choice but to assist you strange people.
  635. Lydia: Glad you see it our way!
  636. Yatagarasu: But make it known, I am strictly doing this is you fufill these conditions.
  637. Yatagarasu: For I have a feeling you may be swindling me, but that is a suspicion for another time.
  638. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Oh okay! Sure! Just do that then!
  639. Catherim (Battle Mode): Tatsuun, I'm not sure if we have enough resources to carry out a full-scale battle!
  640. Lydia: Really?
  641. Lydia: Interesting.
  642. Catherim (Battle Mode): We were only sent here to claim the money, remember!
  643. Lydia: Can we fight now?
  644. Tuco: (( blatantly should just KO trainers ))
  645. Tuco: (( fuck the pogeymen ))
  646. Lydia: « 1d20 = 2 » *throws coin at Electro*
  647. Lydia: *m*
  648. Electro: *Shakes head* Galva.
  649. Lydia: Uh, have a souvenir?
  650. Yatagarasu: I have no choice but to strike where it most matters!
  651. Yatagarasu: *Presses button and flies into the air* We shall be at the ready, Zan!
  652. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Hey! You're not the only one who can fly!
  653. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): *Soars back up* Now I-
  654. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): ,,,I....I....
  655. Catherim (Battle Mode): ? Tatsuun? Is something wrong?
  656. Lydia: Forget how to work the suit?
  657. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Uh, Mr. Ninja? Can you at all turn around while in the air?
  658. Yatagarasu: Don't think I....can.
  659. Lydia: Why would you answer that?
  660. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Well uh....I think this battle is cancelled now! Guess we'll just take the money now!
  661. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Comeonlet'sgoCatherimbye!
  662. Catherim (Battle Mode): Huh? Weren't you so confident before, Tatsuun?
  663. Lydia: What does that have to do with anything?
  664. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): *Looks at Catherim with an strained face* Up....head...let's...go....
  665. Catherim (Battle Mode): What is it?
  666. F. C. Frank: Oh my, George! Looks like we have another invader!
  667. F. C. Frank: Is this a new record for amount of times a party has been crashed?!
  668. tirkaroKujo: And obv you hear a loud stomping sound in the distance.
  669. Lydia: Someone else look behind us.
  670. Lydia: I'm too afraid.
  671. Yatagarasu: Hmm, that doesn't sound too good.
  672. Neal: *how bad could it possibly be*
  673. Messatsu: *Stock Godzilla roar*
  674. Neal: Shoot! We've got company! ...very distant company!
  675. Lydia: Wait...is that hting after YOU?
  676. Messatsu: *FIRES LASER INTO THE BUILDING*
  677. tirkaroKujo: The arena begins to shake and rumble from being hyper beamed*
  678. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): I have no idea!
  679. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): But we're taking the money anyway!
  680. Tuco: After them! They know where the money is!
  681. Cosmos Member 2: We have the money!
  682. Neal: It's in the box.
  683. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING IT OUT, YOU....
  684. Lydia: Someone go get it, then!
  685. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): No! You can't!
  686. Lydia: Oh come on, what do you even need it for?
  687. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): We need it to further spread the influence of the great Team Cosmos!
  688. Lydia: Oh, well, screw that.
  689. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Oh well I'd like to hear what YOU'd like to do with it!
  690. Lydia: We gotta save a village, apparently.
  691. Tuco: . . .No, no we are taking that for ourselves.
  692. Garen: *SNEAK ATTACK PUNCHES THUG IN THE FACE*
  693. Neal: Not ALL of it, come on!
  694. Cosmos Member 2: Urgh!
  695. Lydia: We'll take SOME of it.
  696. Garen: Come on! Let's get out of here!
  697. Tuco: We'll figure it out what to do with it once we get out of here. There's some monster coming.
  698. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Pffft! Like I haven't heard that excuse a million times before!
  699. Lydia: Well who cares now? Let's go!
  700. Tuco: . . .We were in the same plane crash.
  701. Catherim (Battle Mode): I'm sorry but we can't-!
  702. Neal: *yes, yes let's RUN THIS IS WHY WE don't use MAPS, let's RUN!"
  703. Tuco: I think you'd be more understanding.
  704. Messatsu: *THROWS A BUILDING AT THE ARENA*
  705. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M OUTTA HERE
  706. Tuco: Fuck talking with this bitch
  707. Tuco: Pinsir, bust open the crate
  708. tirkaroKujo: The building hits the side of the arena, sending it tilting over
  709. Pinsir: [1d20 VICE GRIP FUCK LIVING WE NEED MONEEEEEEEEEEY
  710. Pinsir: « 1d20 = 20 »
  711. Pinsir: « 2d10+8+2d10+8+20 = 4 + 8 + 6 + 8 + 20 = 46 »
  712. tirkaroKujo: Through much trial and tribulations, the Pinsir takes all the lods of emone.
  713. Garen: Bwoofwaaa!
  714. Catherim (Battle Mode): Oowooww!
  715. Garen: *Gets up on hand* Urgh....let's just move...
  716. Lydia: ...priorities, Tuco.
  717. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Ah! My visor is scrambled!
  718. Lydia: Fine, let
  719. Lydia: s go1
  720. Lydia: !*
  721. Cosmos Member: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAY!
  722. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): NOT WITHOUT THE MOOONEEEEEEY!
  723. tirkaroKujo: So you hurry out the building with all of that dosh. The visage of the hundred tons of death still looms over the horizon, making a huge wreck
  724. Tuco: Let's move, for fuck's sake. Pinsir, start carrying it out.
  725. Neal: *this should not be working, but it is, so whatever*
  726. Yatagarasu: This! This is not what I signed up for either!
  727. Lydia: Well now it is!
  728. tirkaroKujo: You arrive back on the street, with the general populace in a panic.
  729. Garen: *Pant pant* Where...where did Juri go?
  730. Lydia: Alright, to the Jeep! And let's hope I know how to put the plug back in.
  731. Neal: You SHOULD! You took it out!
  732. Tuco: Shit, where did we park again?!
  733. Lydia: She's not with you...?
  734. Lydia: What kind of a boyfriend are you? Go find her!
  735. Neal: « 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 » *let's see if I can remember where we parked*
  736. Garen: I...told her to stay back in case anything happened....
  737. Garen: Where did she go..?
  738. Lydia: « 1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18 »
  739. Neal: Stay back? Stay back where?
  740. Lydia: *You bet I remember where we parked*
  741. Hilux: *yo*
  742. Lydia: I know where it is, but find the girl first!
  743. tirkaroKujo: Suddenly, the thieves arrive with a certain pile of good intact.
  744. Tuco: *Goes to stuff crate into back and goes to put keys in ignition regardless of what PC said, forgetting about you taking out spark plug*
  745. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): *High up in the air* All right, listen up LOSER!
  746. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): If you don't hand over the money, this lady is ours!
  747. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Do you comprehend!?
  748. Tuco: And?!
  749. Juri: !!! What the hell are you even...!?
  750. Pinsir: *Stuffing le money into le back*
  751. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Silence, hostage!
  752. Garen: Oh you...you scoundrel!
  753. Neal: (Where'd that Yatagarasu guy go, he'd be able to handle this!)
  754. Garen: You'll give her back this instant!
  755. Lydia: Oh you? THAT'S your reaction?
  756. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): I will take that as a no...?
  757. Tuco: *Failing to start car* What the hell did you do to this thing?
  758. Lydia: Oh, I took the plug out.
  759. Tuco: ....
  760. Lydia: Good thing, too, cause if I hadn't you'd already be gone.
  761. Eldin: (( how high is she ))
  762. Tuco: Well where is it? Do you want your cut or what?
  763. Lydia: You're threatening to take away the cut of...the only person who can get you out of here?
  764. tirkaroKujo: She is about 50 feet in the air
  765. Neal: ...shoot, what are we supposed to do here?
  766. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Fine! If you won't give me it, I'll have no choice but to take the girl off your hands!
  767. Tuco: We don't have time for this! The damn monster from before is coming! She's probably safer with somebody who can fly anyway!
  768. Messatsu: *Oblig Godzilla roar*
  769. Lydia: So can anyone CATCH her?
  770. Lydia: I think we can get her down some way.
  771. Neal: ...from THAT HIGH? You have to be kidding me!
  772. Neal: Tuco! Can you... er... slow her down, at least, with that psychic whatsit of yours?
  773. Tuco: « 1d20 = 18 » mental suggestion on PC
  774. Tuco: « 18+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 »
  775. Tuco: *Idea to make you drive the fuck away*
  776. Tuco: Now to Act Influential Feature At-Will – Drains 25 of user’s HP per use. Target: Pokemon or Trainers. Effect: Roll 1d20 and add your INT modifier. If the total exceeds 15, the target will act on a suggestion on their mind. If the suggestion is entirely contradictory to their regular behavior, they will be hesitant throughout the execution of the suggestion. If it isn’t possible to execute the suggestion, they will fail trying. Using this on a target leaves discoverable psychic residue.
  777. Tuco: « 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »
  778. Lydia: Dammit...I'd really like to leave... Someone find a way to get her down already!
  779. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Fine! If you won't comply, I'll just have to take the girl with me!
  780. Yatagarasu: Ittoooryoozaaaan!
  781. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Hey! What are you doing back here!? This is none of your business!
  782. Yatagarasu: Haaaaaaaaaaaaah! *Flies through the air with sword*
  783. Garen: !!! Do we have ANY way of catching her first!?
  784. Lydia: Don't cut the red-haired one! Eh...
  785. Yatagarasu: HAAAAAH!
  786. Lydia: The...one with the stupid key in her head!
  787. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): AAAAAH!
  788. Neal: Gloria, get over there and try to cushion her fall!
  789. tirkaroKujo: Yatagarasu slices Tatsuun's battle suit open, rendering her no longer flight capable.
  790. Lydia: *STARTS PUTTING PLUG BACK IN CAR*
  791. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): AAAAAAAH! *Covers self* You pervert!
  792. Lydia: « 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 » *wonder how long this takes*
  793. Lydia: *two hours*
  794. Neal: (( >she's a tsundere ))
  795. Neal: (( let her bleed ))
  796. Juri: Keeez! I bet you really regret flying this high now, don't you?
  797. tirkaroKujo: And so Gloria attempts to catch the two redheads who are just within grasp.
  798. tirkaroKujo: May as well roll a check on that
  799. tirkaroKujo: Basically a d20
  800. Gloria: « 1d20 = 14 » oh boy here we go
  801. tirkaroKujo: And so you manage to catch the two with little problem.
  802. Gloria: *pa-lump lump*
  803. Tatsuun (Battle Mode): Wah! This isn't funny at all!
  804. Juri: Ecch....
  805. Neal: She... made it! Whew!
  806. Tuco: HOLY SHIT IT'S AN AGGRON GET IN THE CAR
  807. Messatsu: *FIRES A LASER JUST OVER WHERE THE TWO WERE JUST FLYING*
  808. Yatagarasu: *Just barely dodges* Gah...move as fast as you can!
  809. Lydia: *STILL HAVE NO IDEA IF I EVEN SUCCEEDED IN THAT PLUG THING*
  810. Lydia: *SINCE TIRK APPARENTLY PAYS SO MUCH ATTENTION TO THE GAME HE IGNORES THE GAME*
  811. tirkaroKujo: You just now get it working
  812. Neal: *IS THERE ROOM IN THE CAR FOR THEM*
  813. Neal: *probably not with the money come to think of it*
  814. Lydia: Someone's riding on top.
  815. Lydia: Someone BIG.
  816. Yatagarasu: This won't do...I won't have this beast ravaging these streets any longer!
  817. Lydia: Who takes up the most space in the car.
  818. Tuco: You keep thinking that.
  819. Lydia: Well I'm driving.
  820. Neal: Alright, Garen, go grab Juri and let's get out of here!
  821. Neal: *calls back Gloria*
  822. Garen: Are you okay Juri?
  823. Juri: I think we have bigger things to worry about, Garen. We have what we wanted, now let's forget all about this place.
  824. Lydia: Just get on the car!
  825. Neal: ON?
  826. Tuco: YOU HEARD HER.
  827. Tuco: ON.
  828. Lydia: Yes.
  829. Lydia: Juri can fit inside, I think.
  830. Neal: God damn, you guys! Just buckle two to a seat!
  831. Garen: Grh...well okay, you get inside Juri.
  832. Lydia: FINE! Get in the trunk!
  833. Tuco: Just have the little girl sit on the doc's lap or something, jesus.
  834. Garen: I'm confused here...
  835. Neal: Why didn't you put the money in the trun- oh whatever, I'll get in!
  836. Neal: *in the trunkU
  837. tirkaroKujo: You barely stuff the money into the trunk, leaving it slightly open, but secure enough.
  838. tirkaroKujo: Yeah Maptool really needs a delete message function
  839. tirkaroKujo: AND SO Neal gets in the trunk, but not the money, because why would you ever.
  840. Lydia: Just get in the car already!
  841. Lydia: Return your damned Pokemon!
  842. tirkaroKujo: AND SO YOU DRIVE OFF, BUT WITH GODZILLA HOT ON YOUR TAIL!
  843. Tuco: *Does so*
  844. Messatsu: *Stock Godzilla roar*
  845. tirkaroKujo: There's quite a crowd to run by, a few stacks of junk to run over, the whole deal.
  846. Lydia: (( WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME (D) ))
  847. Lydia: (( I'll make a Dex check for driving if you want (D) ))
  848. tirkaroKujo: However, it seems the only way towards both Chiba's place and the village is past Godzilla there.
  849. Tuco: THEY'LL GET OUT OF THE WAY ON THEIR OWN JUST KEEP DRIVING.
  850. tirkaroKujo: Do you take a longer route, or do you drive between his legs and pray?
  851. tirkaroKujo: There is a large amount of space to drive in between, so this could be easier than it looks.
  852. Lydia: So. Do we go around, or straight through?
  853. Neal: *IN THE TRUNK, WIS IS USELESS HERE*
  854. Tuco: Fuck going towards that thing
  855. Tuco: Anywhere but where he is
  856. Lydia: Fine!
  857. Lydia: *puts pedal to REVERSE*
  858. tirkaroKujo: And so you decide you ain't gonna deal with that shit, and drive the hell away from the Kaijuu.
  859. tirkaroKujo: And so you drive off into the night, lookng quite shaken, though thankfully you've seemed to have gotten the monster off your tail.
  860. Lydia: *at whatever tihs thing's max speed is, somewhere around 45?*
  861. tirkaroKujo: It now seems you're going out into unknown territory.
  862. Juri: Uggh...is it safe to go back yet?
  863. Lydia: So, natives. Do you have any idea where we are?
  864. Garen: Just calm down, Juri. We have all the time in the world so long as we stay away from danger.
  865. Lydia: And...no, probably not.
  866. Juri: This? I'm not sure, but it's nowhere I've been taken.
  867. Juri: This is the only time I've bothered with Black Dorado. God forbid if I knew what lied beyond it.
  868. Lydia: What about you, pretty boy?
  869. Garen: This is mostly just empty space. It should be safe to drive through, and we probably can take an exit towards Yeong'weon from there.
  870. Garen: It'll take a while though...
  871. Lydia: *turns on trunk light* Wonder how he's doing back there, come to think of it...
  872. tirkaroKujo: It's now a good deal past midnight. The road appears quite deserted.
  873. Neal: *suddenly, jump cut*
  874. Tuco: « 1d4 = 2 » 1 no trunk light
  875. Neal: Gah, where'd that light come from? *looks around trunk*
  876. Lydia: Well, tell me when to exit, then.
  877. Juri: *Yaaawn* I'm tired...
  878. Lydia: Well, you can sleep, you know.
  879. Garen: It should be a good deal forward, I think it's labeled 95 or something...
  880. Garen: It's a good ways off though. It may take us several hours.
  881. Neal: « 2d4 = 6 » cubic feet of space in the trunk
  882. Lydia: I don't really have that privilege.
  883. Neal: (( I can work with that ))
  884. Tuco: . . .Wait. Wait. Wait. Vivian. Chiba went on about having strong Pokermen. Ones too strong for us to "borrow".
  885. Tuco: If we go back to him he won't like us taking his "daughter's" money.
  886. Lydia: Viv--oh, right.
  887. Lydia: Probably time to tell you, that was a fake name.
  888. Lydia: And...I get your point, but I don't think Juri WANTS to go back to him.
  889. Lydia: Besides, let's just go to his village FIRST.
  890. Garen: That would be a wise idea, yes.
  891. Tuco: Where the mutated guy attacked us? A lot better than Aggzilla I guess.
  892. Lydia: Huh?
  893. Lydia: That was...Yota? Dota? Moba? LoL?
  894. Lydia: Something like that.
  895. Tuco: Guess we don't know anywhere else better on this island.
  896. tirkaroKujo: There is a tire, a gas can, and not much else.
  897. Neal: *excellent, guess I'll just sit still*
  898. Lydia: *let's just time skip to the damned exit then? (D)*
  899. Lydia: *SUPPOSE I WON'T GET A CONFIRMATION ON THAT*
  900. tirkaroKujo: And so, you decide to drive off during the night.
  901. tirkaroKujo: However, you reach a signifigant bump in the road.
  902. tirkaroKujo: This somehow causes your car to turn off
  903. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  904. Lydia: *turns it back on* Damned thing.
  905. Juri: *Wakes up* Gurgh...what was that?
  906. Neal: *FLUNG AGAINST INSIDE OF TRUNK*
  907. Lydia: Some kind of speedbump or something, I guess.
  908. Neal: Hey! *hits wall* Be careful up there*
  909. Tuco: What'd you hit now?
  910. Lydia: I don't know.
  911. Tuco: *Gets out and goes to look*
  912. Diglett: Diglett!
  913. Diglett 1: Diglett!
  914. HeavyWeaponsGuy: DIGLETT
  915. Diglett 1: ...
  916. HeavyWeaponsGuy: ...WHAT?
  917. Lydia: So what is it?
  918. tirkaroKujo: The Digletts are huddles together, building large burrows of dirt.
  919. Tuco: Some Ground Pokemon. -Actual- Ground Pokemon. Not like before.
  920. tirkaroKujo: These burrows seem to be impeding your path.
  921. Tuco: You ran over something they were building.
  922. Lydia: Hell would they be building?
  923. Garen: Ugh...Diglett....
  924. Tuco: I dunno.
  925. Neal: *knocks* Anyone gonna let me out here? Anyone? No?
  926. Garen: Why does it always have to be Diglett?
  927. Diglett: *Digs and burrows some more*
  928. Lydia: Well, is there any way around?
  929. Tuco: *Lets Agi out of trunk*
  930. Lydia: And let Neal out of the trunk, someone can switch with him now.
  931. Lydia: Not me, I've been driving.
  932. Neal: THANK you. It smells like feet in there.
  933. Tuco: Guess this would be a good a time as any to put the money in the trunk instead of you.
  934. Tuco: But first thing's first. Have to move these ground mons out.
  935. Tuco: *Pokedex*
  936. Tuco: *olololololol*
  937. Neal: Ground? Good time for Ralphie to get some exercise then.
  938. Lydia: AlwayS?
  939. Lydia: There a lot of Diglett around herE?
  940. Lydia: *gets out of car*
  941. Diglett 1: *Diglett is most certainly a Diglett*
  942. Diglett 1: *You probably already know enough about it for me to give the description in-game*
  943. Lydia: Huh, I never got to heal Valence...
  944. Lydia: Fine, Gligar!
  945. Garen: Eeh, they aren't too common....
  946. Lydia: Or...Eldin, that's his name, right?
  947. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  948. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  949. Garen: Still, when they do show up, they're quite annoying.
  950. Neal: ...well, you'd know, wouldn't you? @ Lydia
  951. Neal: *releases Ralphie*
  952. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  953. Tuco: I'm gonna try and catch one of these things, I guess, so try not to -murder- one, if you please.
  954. Lydia: Not really. I didn't name him, right?
  955. Neal: heck are you asking me for?
  956. Tuco: « 1d20 = 2 » hypnosis on front one
  957. Lydia: *flings coin at Diglett* « 1d20 = 10 »
  958. Lydia: « 1d12+6+7 = 8 + 6 + 7 = 21 »
  959. Diglett: Digg!
  960. Neal: *not doing anything on my turn*
  961. Diglett 1: Digg?
  962. Tuco: . . .
  963. Lydia: I'm not really sure why we're fighting these in the first place.
  964. Tuco: You know what these ones are too weak to bother catching.
  965. Diglett 1: DIGG!
  966. Diglett 4: Digg!
  967. Neal: ...ooooh boy.
  968. Lydia: I like these guys' attitude.
  969. Tuco: You offended by being called weak or something? Ivysaur, Razor Leaf.
  970. Ivysaur: « 1d20 = 5 » on dig 8
  971. Ivysaur: « 2d10+8+14 = 12 + 8 + 14 = 34 »
  972. Ivysaur: « 34+4 = 34 + 4 = 38 »
  973. Diglett 8: Digg!
  974. tirkaroKujo: Ivysaur, Giigar, Diglett, Ralph
  975. Lydia: Faint Attack!
  976. Eldin: « 1d20 = 17 »
  977. tirkaroKujo: yep
  978. Eldin: « 2d10+8+12 = 12 + 8 + 12 = 32 »
  979. Diglett 6: « 1d20 = 16 » *Scratches the Ivysaur*
  980. Diglett 6: « 1d12+6+8 = 4 + 6 + 8 = 18 »
  981. Diglett 5: ^ « 1d20 = 6 »
  982. Diglett 5: « 1d12+6+8 = 7 + 6 + 8 = 21 »
  983. Diglett 4: ^« 1d20 = 15 »
  984. Diglett 4: « 1d12+6+8 = 12 + 6 + 8 = 26 »
  985. Diglett 10: « 1d20 = 18 » *Scratches Tuco*
  986. Diglett 10: « 1d12+6+8 = 7 + 6 + 8 = 21 »
  987. Diglett 7: « 1d20 = 15 » *And back to Ivysaur*
  988. Diglett 7: « 1d12+6+8 = 7 + 6 + 8 = 21 »
  989. Diglett 6: « 1d20 = 19 »^
  990. Lydia: Hey, you two! Can you fight?
  991. Diglett 6: « 1d12+6+8 = 6 + 6 + 8 = 20 »
  992. Garen: Erm, are you really having this much trouble right now?
  993. Garen: My Pokemon isn't really in fighting condition right now...
  994. Lydia: Well, no.
  995. Tuco: Speak for yourself! You're not in the clusterfuck!
  996. tirkaroKujo: And so the Diglett's turns are up
  997. Lydia: Oh.
  998. tirkaroKujo: Do summin penguin
  999. Lydia: Well, uh...
  1000. Neal: Look, I can take care of your Pokemon once we're done here. Can it attack from a distance?
  1001. Neal: Bubblebeam, Ralph!
  1002. Ralphie: « 1d20 = 10 »
  1003. Ralphie: « 3d8+10+15 = 15 + 10 + 15 = 40 »
  1004. Diglett 6: Digg!
  1005. tirkaroKujo: And now the Trainer turns
  1006. Lydia: « 1d20 = 6 » @Dig 7
  1007. Lydia: « 1d12+6+7 = 3 + 6 + 7 = 16 »
  1008. Lydia: Just tap it!
  1009. Lydia: Oh, I thought it was still up for a second there..
  1010. Neal: *walks over to Ivysaur, syringe spinning time*
  1011. Neal: Good as new. Almost.
  1012. Lydia: Quick Attack!
  1013. Eldin: « 1d20 = 18 »
  1014. Eldin: « 1d12+6+12 = 8 + 6 + 12 = 26 »
  1015. Diglett 4: Digg!
  1016. tirkaroKujo: The remaining cosciouss Diglett burrow themselves underground!
  1017. Tuco: « 1d100+5 = 55 + 5 = 60 » *Throws at Dig 5*
  1018. tirkaroKujo: Your silly Pokeball ends up bouncing off.
  1019. Tuco: « 1d100+5 = 76 + 5 = 81 »
  1020. Lydia: Is that enough of them?
  1021. tirkaroKujo: It still isn't doing jack son
  1022. Lydia: Can we go now?
  1023. Tuco: Yeah, screw it. Let's go.
  1024. tirkaroKujo: The Diglett have now retreated underground. It seems they're now causing the ground to shake ever so lsightly.
  1025. Garen: Think we're done now here...
  1026. Neal: « 1d9+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »
  1027. Garen: Let's get out before they call any more backup. The road should be clear now.
  1028. Lydia: Well, pile in!
  1029. Lydia: *returns e--NO, EXP, TIRK*
  1030. Neal: (( this is where the logistics of the universe kick in ))
  1031. Neal: (( freaking ))
  1032. Neal: (( leave the corpses here ))
  1033. tirkaroKujo: 700 exp
  1034. Neal: Right, so are we moving the money to the backseat or am I going to have to squish myself back there again?
  1035. Neal: The trunk, I mean.
  1036. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1037. Tuco: Pinsir, go and move the money into the trunk.
  1038. Lydia: *Returns Eldin*
  1039. Neal: Thanks.
  1040. Ralphie: *pchooooo*
  1041. Lydia: There, you happy? Now get in.
  1042. tirkaroKujo: You proceed to drive off into the increasingly bumpy road to nowhere.
  1043. Lydia: *GUESS I SLOW DOWN A BIT*
  1044. tirkaroKujo: You at last come across the ever-fabled exit 95.
  1045. Lydia: « 1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24 » DEX CHECK
  1046. tirkaroKujo: You turn the fuck onto exit 95
  1047. tirkaroKujo: After a good while, you return to slightly more familiar territory
  1048. Garen: Alright, from here all you have to do is go straight and turn right. You should reach Dottan town from there.
  1049. Neal: Sounds good.
  1050. Lydia: Yeah, sounds good to me, too. I could do with some rest.
  1051. Garen: All right, right here... try and slow down.
  1052. Lydia: Slow down? You don't say! Streets used to be for CARS, you know.
  1053. Lydia: *SLOWS DOWN*
  1054. Garen: *Gets out of the car* Well, we made it.
  1055. Lydia: Sheesh, I guess I'll take the plug out again.
  1056. Lydia: « 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 » *I hope I remember how to do this*
  1057. Lydia: *TAKES OUT ENGINE*
  1058. Zio: Well well well, if it isn't Garen? I do hope you've at least brought enough back to bring the electricity back for another week?
  1059. Lydia: Argh...this is more confusing than I remember...
  1060. Garen: Better. We got all the money back.
  1061. Zio: All of it you say?
  1062. Garen: Yeah....it's right in the car.
  1063. Neal: Need a hand with that? « 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 » wis check because olol
  1064. Lydia: Hey, hey! You got most of it back! I'm not going to take it all, but I want SOMETHING for winning that tournament.
  1065. Lydia: Oh, you think you can figure this out, Neal?
  1066. Garen: Right, I assume you require payment or something...
  1067. Lydia: For some reason I just..can't remember how to take this out...
  1068. Neal: *I wonder why*
  1069. Lydia: *Well, Luke my dear boy, have a go at this puzzle!*
  1070. Zio: Oh, do these guys require some payment? From our poor little town?
  1071. Tuco: He agreed that we were getting 25%.
  1072. Neal: There... *working with the plug* was an agreement reached already, yes.
  1073. Tuco: *Not going to just take it all with law officer there* (Can't believe we let him lead us into this.)
  1074. Neal: (Do we really need 25% though?)
  1075. Lydia: You wouldn't believe what we had to go through to get that.
  1076. Zio: Well fine. How does 9,000 Poke sound to you?
  1077. Lydia: Are you that bad at math?
  1078. Lydia: Four millon. Divided by four.
  1079. Zio: Did I ever agree to give you twenty five percent?
  1080. Lydia: Did I ever agree to let you take the money?
  1081. Garen: Ugh, guys...seriously...
  1082. Tuco: Who are you again, exactly?
  1083. Lydia: I told GAREN I'd give it to him.
  1084. Lydia: If he wants to work out a deal, he can try.
  1085. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1086. Lydia: You can buzz off.
  1087. Zio: I'm sorry, good sir, but our town has been struck on some hard times.
  1088. Garen: Ergh, I'm sorry guys...
  1089. Neal: *finally retrieves spark plug* Hey, if you're trying to appeal to the big guy's better sensibilities, let me tell you: he doesn't have any.
  1090. Tuco: Aaaaaaaand we beat the guys that took this money from you, so you can't exactly be all that much tougher.
  1091. Garen: This is Zio, the Mayor's son. He's probably more influential in this parts than even his father though.
  1092. Tuco: We're giving some of this to you, as charity.
  1093. Tuco: You are not running this conversation.
  1094. Lydia: Hey now, don't threaten them. We're not crooks.
  1095. Lydia: Well, I'm not a crook.
  1096. Zio: I sure do hope you aren't!
  1097. Zio: Okay, I'll give you 15,000. How does that all sound?
  1098. Zio: You can certainly buy something nice with that.
  1099. Zio: After all, you are only a circle of people. I have an entire town to feed here!
  1100. Tuco: We had an agreement. You can feed people with your 3 million. We didn't go into this for small potatoes.
  1101. Neal: you know, the man has a point. What are we going to do with all that money, anyway? We've still got another tournament ahead of us.
  1102. Tuco: Oh, I dunno, buy some Pokemon that could actually win that tourney, for starters.
  1103. Garen: Do both of you really have to be like this now of all times?
  1104. Lydia: We DID win that tourney.
  1105. Lydia: Oh, THAT tourney...
  1106. Tuco: Yes, that tourney. With a -magic wish- as a prize.
  1107. Lydia: We could work out a trade.
  1108. Tuco: We already did. 25%.
  1109. Lydia: What do you have that's NOT money that you could give us for payment?
  1110. Juri: *Crosses arms* Why does it always have to be so difficult?
  1111. Neal: (( you might want to specify besides prostitutes ))
  1112. Zio: Something that's not the money you say? I'm not too sure. Money makes the world go round after all.
  1113. Zio: Anything I could reward you with would really just amount to more money spent.
  1114. Lydia: If you haven't noticed, your little region is a touch cut off from the world at large now.
  1115. Zio: And I dislike placing the middleman like that.
  1116. Neal: I... do have to wonder what good the money's even going to do.
  1117. Lydia: There's nothing you guys have a surplus of?
  1118. Neal: You can't particularly eat it.
  1119. Neal: There doesn't seem to be a very large trading route around here, what with the shoddy condition of the roads.
  1120. Lydia: They can use it to buy food...from...someone.
  1121. Lydia: Do Pokemon accept cash now?
  1122. Tuco: You can give up your share of the 25% if you want, Neal. I'm still looking for mine.
  1123. Zio: Oh there's plenty of trade resources around here. They tend to come out and about though, but take it from me, they exist.
  1124. Zio: After all, do you really expect us to be sheltered from all contact from the outside world?
  1125. Zio: What are you, dense? If that were the case, we'd all be long since dead or moved on by now.
  1126. Neal: Hrm.
  1127. Tuco: Y'know I'll just make this more direct. I was planning on taking the money and leaving. If you wanna keep being a dick about what we -did- agree on, I can always go and take all of it.
  1128. Lydia: Tuco, do you KNOW how to reinstall a spark plug in a car?
  1129. Zio: So, that's how you're going to play then?
  1130. Neal: (( he can always roll for it ))
  1131. Tuco: +6\
  1132. Zio: I would much prefer it if we didn't have to resort to ugliness out here.
  1133. Neal: We DON'T have to resort to anything.
  1134. Garen: ....are these people for real?
  1135. Tuco: Yeah, my thoughts exactly, you see. . .We beat the people who took the money from you. Do you think you can beat -us-?
  1136. Neal: Seriously, Tuco, come on. Be reasonable here.
  1137. Lydia: Listen, we're not taking all of the money. We're not demons, here. But you seriously have nothing else to offer? Not information, not Pokemon, not...anything?
  1138. Tuco: I'm not taking all of it. I want what was agreed upon.
  1139. Lydia: What kind of a city is this? Jeez, I could run something better than this.
  1140. Neal: Garen doesn't exactly speak for an entire town. We can't expect his word to be law on the matter - this is a huge sum of money!
  1141. Zio: Hmm...let me think for a moment....is it information you want then?
  1142. Lydia: If it's good information, maybe. Up to them, really.
  1143. Lydia: I'm just trying to come up with alternative.
  1144. Tuco: I never said anything about information. If you just insist on going back on this, what I'm looking for is any worthwhile Pokemon you have on your hands.
  1145. Zio: Okay, fine. Maybe we -can- strike a deal here after all. It's a bit of a doozy though.
  1146. Neal: Hold on, now, this may be where I come in. What sort of Pokemon are native to the area? We've met the Diglett already.
  1147. Zio: I'll be willing to part with 20%, that is, 1 million Pokedollars, if you do a simple favor for me.
  1148. Neal: (( 20% is 800000, but alright ))
  1149. Zio: (( I totally recalled it being 5 million ))
  1150. Zio: (( but alright ))
  1151. Zio: Let's get this out of the way first. Are you at all familiar with the MD Group?
  1152. Neal: (( http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr96/phatcat201/pineapple_zps8ce323a3.png ))
  1153. Lydia: Yes.
  1154. Zio: More importantly, some little shindig they appear to be running.
  1155. Lydia: You mean that tournament thing?
  1156. Zio: There's an odd and rather unfortunate section close by here, but it's now entirely closed off by this organization.
  1157. Zio: No matter what approach we take to it, it seems the only people that can get in are specific individuals approved by their ranks can enter.
  1158. Zio: So, do you know any individuals who might fit this bill?
  1159. Lydia: Uh, us?
  1160. Lydia: Weren't you paying attention? Flabby flat-out said we'd be entering it before.
  1161. Tuco: *Just gives her a glare*
  1162. Zio: Hmm, I figured....
  1163. Lydia: Hey, sorry. Insulting you put me on good standing with him.
  1164. Neal: Er... yeah, we're probably qualified, but go n?
  1165. Zio: Well here's what I want you to do. Enter that sector, and at the very least free it from their grasp.
  1166. Zio: There were people residing there after all. Arceus knows what could have happened to them.
  1167. Lydia: What if we got all the people out?
  1168. Zio: That would do just fine too.
  1169. Zio: Just do something about that sector. Something.
  1170. Neal: Sorry, hold on - and believe me, this is just out of curiosity, as I'm planning on going along, but... where exactly does the money go while we're taking care of this problem of yours?
  1171. Tuco: (This is still bullshit. We're going after the people that made the giant dinosaur instead of fighting off a couple officers. But I probably won't change the mind of these two.) Since we still don't have much reason to trust you after our -previous- agreement
  1172. Tuco: If we agree, we'll be wanting half in advance.
  1173. Lydia: Part of it will go to us, as up-front payment.
  1174. Lydia: That's typically how these deals work.
  1175. Lydia: They have to ensure we do our job, and we have to ensure they'll actually pay us for it, after all.
  1176. Zio: Well that's where my generosity comes in. I'll give you my promised 15,000 first, and promise to pay you the rest when you get this job done.
  1177. Zio: How does that sound?
  1178. Tuco: 15 thousand is not half.
  1179. Tuco: That'd be 500K.
  1180. Lydia: We'll have to see your mayor first. We can't just go making by-mouth deals here.
  1181. Lydia: We need it written and we need a witness.
  1182. Neal: That's a good point, yes. This feels fairly shady to me.
  1183. Zio: Pssh, the Mayor? Why would you ever want to see my father of all people? He doesn't do much around here anyway.
  1184. Zio: If I seem unprofessional to you, trust me, my father won't be changing your mind anytime soon.
  1185. Neal: It's only proper procedure.
  1186. Tuco: We'll need some sort of contract.
  1187. Zio: Well fine. Just follow along, and we'll make a proper deal.
  1188. Lydia: Sure!
  1189. Neal: ...*gets back to reinstalling the plug* « 1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 »
  1190. tirkaroKujo: and so you follow the man past the road and to a shiny yet still somewhat out of shape office in the center of a cul-de-sac
  1191. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1192. Neal: *well nevermind*
  1193. Lydia: Hey, you two come, too.
  1194. Lydia: @Garen/Juri Han
  1195. Garen: Ergh....let's just come along Juri. This will all be over soon.
  1196. Neal: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++0
  1197. Lydia: ---------------------------------------------------------------
  1198. Pinsir: Brawl+++++++++++
  1199. Neal: (( how did that even happen ))
  1200. Zio: Yes, please, make haste you two.
  1201. Zio: *Knocks* Come on old man, I know you're in there.
  1202. Mayor Nimm: *Opens door* What do you want this time!?
  1203. Mayor Nimm: Can't you see I'm busy here!?
  1204. Zio: Busy with what? More comfort women to chat up with I presume?
  1205. Mayor Nimm: Sssshh! Ssssh! Quiet with that now!
  1206. Mayor Nimm: That was only once! ONCE!
  1207. Zio: *Twirls baton* Whatever. I have some order of business for you anyway.
  1208. Tuco: We brought back the money stolen form « location = Invalid expression: location. ». All 4 million. There was a lot of misunderstandings, though, *Glare at Garen* about how much of a cut we'd be getting. So your son here has come up with an alternative deal. *To him* Explain.
  1209. Zio: Yes, yes...you see, *Explains the whole deal*
  1210. Mayor Nimm: Eeh? Huuh? So what you're saying is, you finally found those MD-approved bastards to enter the Kind Lady's village?
  1211. Mayor Nimm: Well what the hell are you telling me about this for? Let them go at it already! Do whatever they request, so long as they open up the damn place!
  1212. Lydia: What kind of a title is that? Kind Lady?
  1213. Zio: Erm, yeah, about that...
  1214. Lydia: Well, I guess it's better than Demon Lady.
  1215. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1216. Zio: We also recovered all of the money stolen from us. But it appears in return, these men require a sizable portion.
  1217. Zio: Around 800000 or so. Not as bad as it could have been, but it's still a significant blow.
  1218. Lydia: Call me a man again and that will go up a large amount.
  1219. Tuco: (Hopefully he's a sexist pig so we can get at least back up to 25%.)
  1220. Mayor Nimm: Hmm, well, we will still have a good deal of money on our hands even if we do pay this exorbant amount...
  1221. Neal: ...yes, and the idea was to make this official by going through yourself, Mr. Mayor.
  1222. Mayor Nimm: And besides, I'm pretty sure opening up the village will generate at least enough revenue to ease the pain.
  1223. Zio: Hmm? How so?
  1224. Mayor Nimm: Trust me on this, Zio.
  1225. Zio: *Twirls baton* I'm not sure if I should.
  1226. Mayor Nimm: Oh you will. Walk as big as you want, I'm still the man in charge here.
  1227. Neal: Hey now, this is your dad, isn't he? Show a little respect.
  1228. Zio: Fine, fine...but this better turn out the best for all of us.
  1229. Mayor Nimm: Right, so, here's the deal. You go to that village, open it up, and we'll give you your goddamn money!
  1230. Mayor Nimm: You can't go wrong with something easy peasy like that.
  1231. Zio: Right, see, I also promised to offer them some assurance payment.
  1232. Zio: About 15 thousand, but it seems this oaf requires ever so much more.
  1233. Tuco: Like I said, trust is hard to get. I want half up front.
  1234. Lydia: Alright, think for a second. We can't go in inconspicuously carrying a giant wad of cash.
  1235. Mayor Nimm: Half you say? That sure is a sizable amount of dough...
  1236. Tuco: You think it's better leaving it with them here? You can fit a lot in your pockets. I'll buy a pack if we need it. Worst case scenario we lock it in the car.
  1237. Lydia: These pockets are for everything BUT money. I like to be prepared.
  1238. Mayor Nimm: But fine. If that's the price we have to pay to get the village open, so be it.
  1239. Zio: You're really gonna trust 400000 to these guys?
  1240. Neal: We did get it here, didn't we?
  1241. Lydia: Besides...
  1242. Neal: Really, we could have easily split with the money after retrieving it. We didn't.
  1243. Mayor Nimm: We don't have much choice here, do we?
  1244. Lydia: If we spend the money here, it'll put it in circulation.
  1245. Lydia: Here.
  1246. Lydia: I don't see how this is a bad thing on anyone's end.
  1247. Mayor Nimm: Certainly sounds fair enough, wouldn't you say boy?
  1248. Zio: *Puts away baton angrily* *Sneers* Fine, you win this time.
  1249. Zio: All right, take your godforsaken money, but you'll be off by at most tommorrow.
  1250. Zio: If you dare try and make a getaway, karma will be at you like a pack of Houndoom.
  1251. Lydia: I haven't found karma to be too dependable a guard. But don't worry, I won't be leaving, at least.
  1252. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1253. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1254. Neal: *so jesus, how much money are we talking each here*
  1255. Garen: So...are we finally done here? Can we finally entrust everything in your hands yet?
  1256. Zio: I'll try my damndest here.
  1257. Neal: I... guess so.
  1258. Neal: Say, where's this money going, anyway?
  1259. Zio: You're free to scuttle off now. You and that girlfriend of yours.
  1260. Lydia: Don't worry, Garen. If we were going to just run off with the money, we'd have done it a long time ago.
  1261. Garen: Zsssh...always gotta be like that Zio.
  1262. Tuco: Glad we could come to an agreement. Let's start counting, I spose. Pinsir, bust open the crate.
  1263. Garen: Shouldn't you be going back home Juri?
  1264. tirkaroKujo: You sure did get that money open.
  1265. Mayor Nimm: Alright, 400,000, just as promised.
  1266. Mayor Nimm: Go take it and do what you want with it. I'll handle the rest.
  1267. Tuco: *Takes money and starts splitting it up into three shares*
  1268. Neal: *133333 each, fun*
  1269. Neal: *Tuco, take the remainder, it's your birthday*
  1270. tirkaroKujo: AND SO YOU ALL TAKE YOUR MONEY
  1271. tirkaroKujo: So given that this is a standard Pokemon town, the place has your standard Pokemon Center and Poke Shop.
  1272. Lydia: *there any breeders or anything around*
  1273. Neal: *yo*
  1274. Lydia: *or we just gonna buy 7000 potions each*
  1275. Lydia: *NOT YOU*
  1276. Neal: *sad*
  1277. Tuco: *Is indeed looking for pogeymen for sale*
  1278. tirkaroKujo: There's a pet shop off in the corner. Though they're obviously intended as pets.
  1279. tirkaroKujo: So they're quite non-threatening in nature.
  1280. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1281. Gloria: I'm totally a pet
  1282. Tuco: *Looks at pet shop anyway*
  1283. agidius: So what are we talking, Skitty? Rufflet? Hell is a Rufflet anyway
  1284. Lydia: *There any other sorts of Pokman shops?*
  1285. tirkaroKujo: Those are all of your choices.
  1286. Neal: Alright, I'm going to go buy some medical supplies.
  1287. tirkaroKujo: It's about 1,500 Poke each for every Pokemon
  1288. Tuco: I can indeed afford that
  1289. Lydia: *walks into Pocket Mart*
  1290. Tuco: *Buys Poliwag*
  1291. Poliwag: *YOU NOW HAS A POLIWAG*
  1292. tirkaroKujo: You see that the Pokemon mart has all the usual stockings of a standard Pokemon store, though a few seem to be sold out
  1293. tirkaroKujo: There is are Potions, Super Potions, Antidotes, Paralyze Heals, Awakening, Ice Heals, Energy Powder, and a sizable amount of Basic Balls as well as some Super Balls.
  1294. Lydia: *asks the clerk if they have Upgrades or Razor Fangs*
  1295. tirkaroKujo: They have a Razor Fang, a single one, but no Upgrade!
  1296. Neal: *comprehensive list of everything I've bought so far*
  1297. Neal: Water 10 3000 ƒ Soda 10 4000 ƒ Lemonade 10 5000 ƒ Lumlum 10 3500 ƒ Revive +9 2700 ƒ Full Restore 10 12500 ƒ Super Potion 10 3500 ƒ Hyper Potion 10 4500 ƒ Antidote +5 1000 ƒ Prlz Heal 10 2000 ƒ Awkn 10 2000 ƒ Ice Heal 10 2000 ƒ Burn Heal 10 2000 ƒ Full Heal +9 4050 ƒ
  1298. tirkaroKujo: Seems good
  1299. Neal: (( for... 51750 ))
  1300. Neal: (( not bad ))
  1301. Neal: « 133633-51750 = 133633 - 51750 = 81883 »
  1302. Lydia: *Buys Razor Fang*
  1303. Neal: Wow. I've never felt so prepared.
  1304. tirkaroKujo: You have indeed bought the shit out of that razor fang
  1305. tirkaroKujo: The TMs available are 11, 08, 06, 04, 23, 24, 40, and 46.
  1306. Tuco: Damp Static Effect: The Moves Selfdestruct and Explosion may not be used when a Pokemon with Damp is within 20-meters of Selfdestruct or Explosion’s user. The Ability Aftermath may not be activated when a Pokemon with Damp is within 20-meters of the Pokemon attempting to activate Aftermath.
  1307. Neal: *so, it's probably a long shot*
  1308. Neal: *any leftovers anywhere*
  1309. tirkaroKujo: There are indeed two leftovers in the shop
  1310. Neal: *fuck it, nevermind*
  1311. Lydia: (( Calm Mind, Toxic, Bulk Up, Sunny Day, Smack Down, Thunderbolt, Aerial Ace, Thief ))
  1312. Lydia: (( are the TMs ))
  1313. Lydia: (( >thunderbolt ))
  1314. Lydia: (( Porygon: (COOL) ))
  1315. Tuco: so based off what Agi's doing
  1316. Neal: *How about a King's Rock?*
  1317. Tuco: can I just buy anything in the book
  1318. tirkaroKujo: You can run them by me
  1319. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1320. Tuco: Buying Bulk Up, Sunny Day
  1321. Gloria: Can I buy Protect
  1322. tirkaroKujo: No you cannot buy Protect
  1323. Gloria: fedup
  1324. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1325. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1326. Gloria: can I buy Attract then (smirk2)
  1327. Gloria: 11, 08, 06, 04, 23, 24, 40, and 46.
  1328. Gloria: my bad
  1329. tirkaroKujo: No, you cannot buy Attract you hippro
  1330. Lydia: (( Calm Mind, Toxic, Bulk Up, Sunny Day, Smack Down, Thunderbolt, Aerial Ace, Thief ))
  1331. Gloria: okay there's nothing I want then
  1332. Gloria: wait Bulk Up
  1333. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1334. Ivysaur: Take Down, Sleep Powder, Poisonpowder, Skull Bash, Razor Leaf, Swords Dance
  1335. Neal: *so which of these hotels look the least seedy*
  1336. tirkaroKujo: There are about 4 Hotels. The seedy hotel, the slightly less seedy hotel, the seedier hotel, and the hotel that looks the least seedy but still has some slight seed residue within.
  1337. Neal: « 81883-2500 = 81883 - 2500 = 79383 »
  1338. Ocon is disconnected.
  1339. Neal: (( What's the name of the "Seedier Hotel" ))
  1340. tirkaroKujo: It's called the Pleasant Clampearl. It has a few suspicious-looking cars about it.
  1341. Neal: *alright, the least seedy hotel then*
  1342. tirkaroKujo: « 1d3 = 2 » 1 they do not have water stone
  1343. Ivysaur: Potions, Super Potions, Antidotes, Paralyze Heals, Awakening, Ice Heals, Energy Powder, and a sizable amount of Basic Balls as well as some Super Balls. repost
  1344. Ivysaur: « 500x10 = 500 »
  1345. Neal: « 4d12+30+18 = 32 + 30 + 18 = 80 » hyper potion bitch
  1346. Neal: « 79383 +4500 = 79383 + 4500 = 83883 »
  1347. Tuco: Items: $90.7K Energy Powder x2 (4d10+15) Basic Ball x8 (+5) Great Ball x20 (+0) Super Potion x20 (Heals 3d12+20 HP when used.) Paralyze Heal x10 Antidote x10 Awakening x10 Ice Heal x3 Bulk Up TM Water Stone
  1348. tirkaroKujo: It's called the Delmaria Motel.
  1349. Neal: Hey, once you guys are done shopping, meet me at that "Delmaria Motel" place. Gonna reserve a room there.
  1350. Neal: *splits the party*
  1351. Neal: So... how much is it for a room here?
  1352. Tuco: *Searches for new car*
  1353. Tuco: *Pays for the stupid car tune up*
  1354. tirkaroKujo: The inkeeper tells you that a room is 300 Poke a night
  1355. Neal: Seems reasonable.
  1356. tirkaroKujo: The stupid car tune-up is about 2,000 Poke
  1357. Neal: *reserves room*
  1358. tirkaroKujo: It's a stupid tune-up
  1359. tirkaroKujo: the smart tune-up is 10,000 Poke
  1360. tirkaroKujo: There's one technician who seems to run a hobby and electronic place for all of your technological needs
  1361. tirkaroKujo: Seems he knows a thing or two about dexes
  1362. Tuco: *Does indeed look for any pokemon for sale whatsoever, willing to black market*
  1363. Hendrix: ....heh? You call this a Pokedex...?
  1364. Hendrix: ...I'll tell you, I wouldn't wipe my butt with this thing...!
  1365. Lydia: Well good, don't go trying!
  1366. Lydia: What can you upgrade it with, then?
  1367. Lydia: ...actually, do you have an Upgrade for this guy?
  1368. tirkaroKujo: You can't appear to find any Pokemon on the black market EXCEPT ONE
  1369. Valence: *Shit, when did I get healed?*
  1370. Valence: *Whatevah*
  1371. Neal: *I'm just that good*
  1372. tirkaroKujo: There is one man in the corner, and he appears to be selling a super special Pokemon at the special price of 5,000
  1373. Tuco: *Buys it because FUCK WHY NOT.*
  1374. Hendrix: ..huh! Huh! You call that a Porygon?
  1375. Lydia: Actually, I call it Valence.
  1376. tirkaroKujo: Congrats, you have bought that Pokemon.
  1377. Tuco: *Goes to see what it is*
  1378. RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: *Level 50 Garchomp, go nuts*
  1379. Hendrix: Buh! I'll have to lend my services to you just to drag you out of the plebian realm!
  1380. Tuco: *Does indeed not have ownership of it*
  1381. Hendrix: Now pay up 2,000 for me to upgrade your dex! That's half off, just because I feel so sorry for you!
  1382. Lydia: No problem!
  1383. Lydia: And the Porygon?
  1384. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1385. tirkaroKujo: Your dex is now upgraded with a fancy touch interface, some limited phone capabilities, a brighter screen that lights up to 10 feet, a speech option, and some nifty games installed.
  1386. Hendrix: This Porygon?! Ha! Ha! Fine!
  1387. Hendrix: Do you want me to upgrade it to a 2? A Z?
  1388. Lydia: 2'd be fine.
  1389. Hendrix: Right, just a few fixes here and there.....and to apply an up-grade...
  1390. Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
  1391. Hendrix: There! Your Porygon is now a far more advanced 2!
  1392. Hendrix: That'll be about 3,000 Poke
  1393. Lydia: Once again, not a problem!
  1394. RAPE GARCHOMP THE GARCHOMP THAT RAPES PEOPLE: Stats: Base/Current Hit Points: 11/31 Attack: 11/21 Defense: 10/21 Special Attack: 10/20 Special Defense: 9/19 Speed: 10/20
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