Colossus By Design: Entry 0048 - Set Sail

[November 8, 2145]
[Old Houston, former American continent]
[Warmonger Reserves Training Grounds]

[All Warmongers are outside, at night, with Tzar Bomba V2 telling the others her tale]


(Sasha Kalashnikov): So, there I was in Archangel, watching those three creatures descend upon the city, wreaking havoc on the area! And then, their attacks stirred up a huge debris cloud that even covered me up, and they flew in down low to approach me.

(Thomas Scott): And then?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): And then I reached out of the shroud and swatted them all! They sure were surprised after that.

(Arthur Roy): What, they didn't die when you hit them? Even with your massive strength?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Surprisingly, yes. I took it as them simply being tougher than they looked. So, I rammed all of them at once, sending them flying. Literally! They started flying again after I tackled them all.

(Karen Marais): So what did they do next?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): After that.....


[Tzar Bomba V2 picks up a large stone]


(Sasha Kalashnikov): I started throwing large pieces of debris like this at them, because they were too cowardly to come down and fight me hand-to-hand.

(Feng Lee): I'm pretty sure they knew hand-to-hand wasn't a good idea against you.

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Still a cowardly move. After that, they soared high into the sky and started to make formations like fighter planes.

(Satoshi Yamane): Formations?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Yes, like military aviation patterns!

(Thomas Scott): So they actually coordinated their movement together?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Yes!

(Thomas Scott): Huh.... continue, then.

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Very well. So, in formation, they dived down towards me and started firing off those beams of light of theirs down on me. Naturally, I held my arms up to block, though they did still give me quite a few scratches. As they got closer, I managed to grab two of them and slammed them onto the ground, stomping one without hesitation.

(Karen Marais): And the other?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Unfortunately, that one got away, and when I noticed, the one beneath my foot also flew away.

(Arthur Roy): Well, ain't that a load of bull.

(Sasha Kalashnikov): I thought so too. However, I did hurt it enough that it was flying pretty badly, so I managed to grab it out of the sky and slammed it repeatedly through buildings, then back at its brethren. Those two managed to fly away, but that last one that I damaged earlier wasn't so lucky.

(Feng Lee): How'd you finish it off?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): I punched it.

(Arthur Roy): What, that's it? No special finishing moves? No intense executions? Nothing?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Yep. I punched it dead.

(Arthur Roy): Well that's right and disappointing. What happened with the other two?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): That's the interesting part. Those other two really didn't take kindly to me killing their fellow member, so they rushed me like a good bunch of monsters, and I roasted them with my incinerators!

(Karen Marais): And THAT killed them?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Well...... no.


[Tzar Bomba V2 walks towards the direction of the moon]


(Sasha Kalashnikov): That was when that.... "thing", came. It killed the other two with.... ummm......

(Satsohi Yamane): Super-concentrated plasma and non-standard energy blasts.

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Yeah, that.

(Satoshi Yamane): And the entity that finished those two off?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): I remember seeing a head, and arms that looked like plane wings. It was flying when it destroyed the other creatures.

(Feng Lee): Can you remember ANY other details?

(Sasha Kalashnikov): Well.... I THINK I might've seen what looked like a turtle shell. Though, I'm not sure.

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[Pacific Ocean, off the Chinese coast]

[A military scout submersible scans the sea floor]


(Captain): Any signs of P.E.M.F. activity?

(Crewman 1): No sir.

(Captain): The Alpha?

(Crewman 2): Negative.

(Crewman 3): Captain, sonar shows we're coming up to some large formations.

(Captain): Alright, shed some light on them.


[Submersible lights are activated, lighting up the underwater formations]
[Vast array of ruins are seen, resembling ancient Chinese, Greek, and Indian architecture]


(Captain): What exactly are we looking at?

(Crewman 1): I believe we've found a previously undiscovered section of ruins of the civilization of Atlantis.

(Captain): Take us in. We might learn a thing or two.