S6E15 The Cart Before the Ponies Chat Log

[2016-08-06 11:30:17] <Wayoshi> PONY NOW
[2016-08-06 11:30:19] <Fizzbuzz> Anyway, the new episode is starting now.
[2016-08-06 11:30:23] <drunkill> ponne
[2016-08-06 11:30:24] <Mir> Hi
[2016-08-06 11:30:24] <The Doctor> they couldn't?  that's unfortunate
[2016-08-06 11:30:34] <Mordja> ponyspazz is behind I guess
[2016-08-06 11:30:35] <The Doctor> HORSE TIME!
[2016-08-06 11:30:42] <Fizzbuzz> Hey, it's Twist!
[2016-08-06 11:30:44] <Mordja> ere we go
[2016-08-06 11:30:50] <SlateSlabrock> new equations
[2016-08-06 11:30:50] <drunkill> physics yaaay!
[2016-08-06 11:30:57] <Void Chicken> Thinking Cap would be a good pony name
[2016-08-06 11:31:00] <Mordja> You mean Idiot Garbage Horse, Fizzbuzz?
[2016-08-06 11:31:00] <Wayoshi> uhhhhhh
[2016-08-06 11:31:08] <The Doctor> WHOA!  CHERRILEE GOT A LINE!
[2016-08-06 11:31:09] <Fizzbuzz> Shit be getting complicated, yo.
[2016-08-06 11:31:13] <Void Chicken> light cones
[2016-08-06 11:31:35] <SlateSlabrock> they have to build their carts in a day?
[2016-08-06 11:31:36] <drunkill> oh snips
[2016-08-06 11:31:41] <drunkill> er, snails
[2016-08-06 11:31:43] <Wayoshi> the Opal One Derby? did I hear that right
[2016-08-06 11:31:43] <drunkill> whatever
[2016-08-06 11:31:47] <Mordja> Do they still do boxcar races irl?
[2016-08-06 11:31:48] <Bremen> That does seem a little rushed
[2016-08-06 11:31:48] <SlateSlabrock> Applewood
[2016-08-06 11:31:52] <The Doctor> what stream are you watching?  You're ahead of spazz
[2016-08-06 11:31:53] <Aramek> Applewood.
[2016-08-06 11:31:58] <Wayoshi> I'm on Spazz
[2016-08-06 11:32:09] <Fizzbuzz> I'm on Spazz, too.
[2016-08-06 11:32:16] <Bremen> They still do pinewood derbies I think, but those cars are just models without riders
[2016-08-06 11:32:16] <Niels Olof> Bronystate
[2016-08-06 11:32:23] <Mordja> oh jesus what
[2016-08-06 11:32:23] <Sidotsy> Y
[2016-08-06 11:32:26] <Mordja> there's another one
[2016-08-06 11:32:37] <Bremen> Not my Scooby doo
[2016-08-06 11:32:38] <Wayoshi> more Paintube material
[2016-08-06 11:32:47] <PhoolCat> Hi frens - link to stream plz?
[2016-08-06 11:32:47] <SlateSlabrock> @Bremen It's sort of a mix of Pinewood Derby and Soapbox Derby
[2016-08-06 11:32:48] <Sidotsy> This is WWE city
[2016-08-06 11:33:06] <PhoolCat> Been so long since I livestreamed
[2016-08-06 11:33:10] <Fizzbuzz> @PhoolCat http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ponyspazz
[2016-08-06 11:33:14] <PhoolCat> ta :3
[2016-08-06 11:33:15] <SlateSlabrock> it's in the topic
[2016-08-06 11:33:17] <Sidotsy> Pony
[2016-08-06 11:33:29] <Mordja> ugly ass CGI is ugly
[2016-08-06 11:33:44] <Mordja> and back!
[2016-08-06 11:33:52] <SlateSlabrock> th-that's a new show?
[2016-08-06 11:34:09] <Sidotsy> Especially since you have no family scoots
[2016-08-06 11:34:12] <SlateSlabrock> Ed Valentine & Michael Vogel
[2016-08-06 11:34:17] <Mordja> Cherilee hates thes fucking kids
[2016-08-06 11:34:24] <The Doctor> It seems kind of cruel to tell these kids abotu the race only 1 day before the race...
[2016-08-06 11:34:25] <LapisInfinitas> One day seems a bit too short
[2016-08-06 11:34:30] <Mordja> ^
[2016-08-06 11:34:36] <Mir> they have to carve it out of a solid block of wood. >_>
[2016-08-06 11:34:39] <Niels Olof> Considering how fast the CMC can build stuff...
[2016-08-06 11:34:53] <SlateSlabrock> they should all ask Twilight
[2016-08-06 11:34:54] <Fizzbuzz> At least this seems to be a commonly known thing.
[2016-08-06 11:34:54] <drunkill> mike vogel is becoming a good writer
[2016-08-06 11:35:23] <Bremen> Twilight: *ZAP* okay, the cart is done
[2016-08-06 11:35:23] <Fizzbuzz> @drunkill The story was by him and Ed Valentine, but Ed Valentine did the final script.
[2016-08-06 11:35:23] <The Doctor> Oh BS...
[2016-08-06 11:35:25] <drunkill> learninging
[2016-08-06 11:35:33] <The Doctor> They all get a prize at th eend
[2016-08-06 11:35:38] <drunkill> Sure, he isn't the main writer for his eps, but decent story ideas
[2016-08-06 11:35:43] <Fizzbuzz> But only if their carts finish!
[2016-08-06 11:36:13] <drunkill> I wonder where this is going...
[2016-08-06 11:36:27] <Fizzbuzz> :3
[2016-08-06 11:36:35] <Sidotsy> Rainbow road
[2016-08-06 11:36:35] <drunkill> RD flying cloud palace
[2016-08-06 11:36:43] <SlateSlabrock> ...why is the balloon.... oh
[2016-08-06 11:36:44] <Void Chicken> how did scootaloo get up there?
[2016-08-06 11:36:49] <Void Chicken> oh
[2016-08-06 11:36:51] <drunkill> balloon
[2016-08-06 11:36:53] <Sidotsy> The balloon
[2016-08-06 11:37:01] <SlateSlabrock> gotta go fast
[2016-08-06 11:37:05] <drunkill> cloudsdale gets sleds? neat
[2016-08-06 11:37:11] <Fizzbuzz> Holy moly, Cloudsdale's architects are still wild as hell.
[2016-08-06 11:37:35] <Niels Olof> They do have a flexible material to work with...
[2016-08-06 11:37:38] <The Doctor> Some people say, you know they can't believe.  Rainbow Dash, she's on a Bobsled team!
[2016-08-06 11:37:45] <drunkill> everything will go wrong
[2016-08-06 11:37:52] <Niels Olof> Scoots, you fool
[2016-08-06 11:38:05] <Fizzbuzz> APUL
[2016-08-06 11:38:35] <Niels Olof> Muh heritage!
[2016-08-06 11:38:35] <Sidotsy> LOL
[2016-08-06 11:38:46] <SlateSlabrock> lotta fancy ponies in the shop today
[2016-08-06 11:38:48] <The Doctor> I hope all three of them lose
[2016-08-06 11:38:55] <drunkill> OH NO!
[2016-08-06 11:39:02] <Fizzbuzz> Owned by Derpy, wow.
[2016-08-06 11:39:04] <Bremen> hahahaha
[2016-08-06 11:39:04] <drunkill> hahah
[2016-08-06 11:39:07] <Void Chicken> daaaayum
[2016-08-06 11:39:09] <LapisInfinitas> Ahaha postmodernism strikes again
[2016-08-06 11:39:10] <SlateSlabrock> 😣
[2016-08-06 11:39:11] <Mordja> All these old, close to the grave pones reliving vicariously through their...siblings
[2016-08-06 11:39:17] <Wayoshi> a wooden Derpy cart is bold?
[2016-08-06 11:39:57] <drunkill> 3am
[2016-08-06 11:40:12] <drunkill> make the kids pull everything
[2016-08-06 11:40:13] <PhoolCat> Sweetie Belle the Carthorse
[2016-08-06 11:40:34] <Mir> are they just going to end up swapping sisters?
[2016-08-06 11:40:38] <drunkill> yep
[2016-08-06 11:40:42] <Wayoshi> yeah they should just swap
[2016-08-06 11:40:46] <Wayoshi> sisters bedamned
[2016-08-06 11:40:57] <Mordja> I like the lesson of this episode: that kids should just shut up and do what the adults say
[2016-08-06 11:40:58] <Sidotsy> Yeah
[2016-08-06 11:41:09] <Fizzbuzz> But then Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash would never learn.
[2016-08-06 11:41:24] <SlateSlabrock> they all get disqualified for not having been involved in the production
[2016-08-06 11:41:25] <Mordja> Poor Chris Parnell
[2016-08-06 11:41:36] <Fizzbuzz> Maybe they should go see what kind of carts Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle would want to make.
[2016-08-06 11:41:47] <drunkill> cyrill figus
[2016-08-06 11:41:56] <Mordja> ^
[2016-08-06 11:42:03] <drunkill> also, I don't remember robin hood being about a witch
[2016-08-06 11:42:11] <PhoolCat> Twi = most traditional. Pinki = most creative
[2016-08-06 11:42:16] <PhoolCat> Fluts = um
[2016-08-06 11:42:27] <PhoolCat> fluffiest?
[2016-08-06 11:42:31] <Bremen> There was a witch in Men in Tights! Albeit on the other side
[2016-08-06 11:42:31] <PhoolCat> cutest?
[2016-08-06 11:42:33] <Mordja> Racing is too competetive for Fluttershy
[2016-08-06 11:42:35] <Sidotsy> um was correct
[2016-08-06 11:42:36] <drunkill> animal powered
[2016-08-06 11:42:48] <Fizzbuzz> I think Pinkie Pie would make the fastest cart. I mean, it'd just randomly show up right at the finish line.
[2016-08-06 11:42:50] <SlateSlabrock> Fluttershy's cart is pulled by a cloud of butterflies
[2016-08-06 11:42:53] <SlateSlabrock> it's like Gods of Egypt
[2016-08-06 11:43:10] <Mir> Fluts surprises everyone by getting weirdly agressive and competitive. nopony is sure why
[2016-08-06 11:43:24] <Sidotsy> Pinkie would make a canon that shot a car to the finish line
[2016-08-06 11:43:27] <Mordja> oh god more awfu CGI
[2016-08-06 11:43:37] <PhoolCat> these CGI toons look terrible
[2016-08-06 11:43:44] <SlateSlabrock> as bad as these are, they're not as bad as What's UP
[2016-08-06 11:43:51] <Fizzbuzz> DF is really hard up for shows.
[2016-08-06 11:44:08] <Fizzbuzz> "...practically.
[2016-08-06 11:44:16] <Sidotsy> Oh scoots
[2016-08-06 11:44:16] <SlateSlabrock> "practically"
[2016-08-06 11:44:32] <drunkill> snips dad? tall and lanky?
[2016-08-06 11:44:35] <Sidotsy> Hoof gloves!!
[2016-08-06 11:44:37] <Bremen> Today's lesson: "Never assume adults know what they're doing because they're adults"
[2016-08-06 11:44:46] <Fizzbuzz> That doesn't necessarily have to be his dad.
[2016-08-06 11:44:59] <drunkill> at least she has PPE
[2016-08-06 11:45:05] <Fizzbuzz> I mean, Applejack and Rarity are not the parents of Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle.
[2016-08-06 11:45:16] <Sidotsy> The hat is OFF
[2016-08-06 11:46:10] <drunkill> Well no, you only need to fix that bit
[2016-08-06 11:46:11] <Mir> loadbearing fringe!
[2016-08-06 11:46:16] <Fizzbuzz> It's PERFECT :appletwonk:
[2016-08-06 11:46:23] <Sidotsy> Tiny Sweetie
[2016-08-06 11:46:35] <Mordja> preciousface
[2016-08-06 11:46:47] <drunkill> 😄 more pony drawings
[2016-08-06 11:47:00] <Sidotsy> Chicken cart for a chicken pony
[2016-08-06 11:47:00] <SlateSlabrock> a pretty little surry with the *friiiiiinge* on the top
[2016-08-06 11:47:03] <Mordja> ahaha
[2016-08-06 11:47:13] <Fizzbuzz> Tabitha status: still great.
[2016-08-06 11:47:19] <Bremen> song
[2016-08-06 11:47:21] <LapisInfinitas> Holy moley
[2016-08-06 11:47:28] <Mordja> uh
[2016-08-06 11:47:28] <PhoolCat> holy wow they went there??
[2016-08-06 11:47:30] <Sidotsy> Please sing
[2016-08-06 11:47:30] <SlateSlabrock> ♪
[2016-08-06 11:47:34] <Mir> maybe just a montage
[2016-08-06 11:47:36] <drunkill> bwaaak
[2016-08-06 11:47:39] <SlateSlabrock> chikun
[2016-08-06 11:47:41] <drunkill> spoilers
[2016-08-06 11:47:42] <Mordja> dammit Spazz is fucking up for me
[2016-08-06 11:47:44] <drunkill> ponyspoilers
[2016-08-06 11:47:46] <PhoolCat> b for spoilers
[2016-08-06 11:47:54] <SlateSlabrock> haha
[2016-08-06 11:47:57] <drunkill> racing flames oh yeah
[2016-08-06 11:48:34] <drunkill> levers? what the hell rarity
[2016-08-06 11:48:36] <Fizzbuzz> Rarity, the cart has to finish. How are you going to control it with *levers*?
[2016-08-06 11:48:42] <LapisInfinitas> It's hilarious when the mane 6 are just complete jerks
[2016-08-06 11:49:05] <Mordja> they should just swap
[2016-08-06 11:49:32] <Fizzbuzz> Ah, finding the best side of anything. I'm great at that too!
[2016-08-06 11:49:39] <Sidotsy> Same ;;
[2016-08-06 11:49:41] <Fizzbuzz> SLOOOOOOOOW
[2016-08-06 11:49:59] <SlateSlabrock> so how DO these carts run
[2016-08-06 11:50:04] <drunkill> you dumb idiot ponies!
[2016-08-06 11:50:08] <Sidotsy> A wizard
[2016-08-06 11:50:12] <drunkill> physics
[2016-08-06 11:50:15] <drunkill> as cherilee said
[2016-08-06 11:50:24] <Fizzbuzz> The same way the floats ran in One Bad Apple; i.e., a very conveniently unexplained way.
[2016-08-06 11:50:31] <Sidotsy> A tiny wizard physics pony
[2016-08-06 11:50:31] <SlateSlabrock> so their soap... isn't soap?
[2016-08-06 11:50:35] <PhoolCat> 4th dimensional, looking at tose diagrammes
[2016-08-06 11:50:47] <The Doctor> Carts are powered by the disappointment of children
[2016-08-06 11:50:54] <SlateSlabrock> ruh-roh, stream dying of rme now too
[2016-08-06 11:51:48] <Mordja> I closed the window an relaunched
[2016-08-06 11:51:51] <SlateSlabrock> is the DFN logo theme the new Equestria Girls movie theme?
[2016-08-06 11:52:00] <Fizzbuzz> Advertising Beados with stuff that looks likes food seems like a bad idea.
[2016-08-06 11:52:16] <drunkill> what could go wrong? nothing
[2016-08-06 11:52:18] <The Doctor> Celestia and Luna show up at the end and win all three prizes
[2016-08-06 11:52:37] <Fizzbuzz> Would Celestia and Luna ever be able to agree on what kind of cart to make?
[2016-08-06 11:52:47] <SlateSlabrock> we're all kids! everyone is kids. a whole world of kids. where are the adults
[2016-08-06 11:52:49] <Sidotsy> Derpy was with Dinky
[2016-08-06 11:53:04] <Wayoshi> http://i.imgur.com/jzQphJV.jpg - no she wasn't
[2016-08-06 11:53:07] <drunkill> haha, barber cart for snips and dad
[2016-08-06 11:53:22] <Mordja> Haha DT in a luxury sedan driven by her butler
[2016-08-06 11:53:37] <SlateSlabrock> "We'd better sabotage this race! We know we're good at that"
[2016-08-06 11:53:43] <drunkill> wow, that looks top heavy. better put a child up there
[2016-08-06 11:53:51] <Mordja> ^
[2016-08-06 11:53:52] <Sidotsy> Soooong
[2016-08-06 11:53:53] <Fizzbuzz> I'm surprised the traditional cart even has a seatbelt at all.
[2016-08-06 11:54:19] <Mordja> Song!
[2016-08-06 11:54:19] <drunkill> whacky races!
[2016-08-06 11:54:25] <SlateSlabrock> GO GO GO
[2016-08-06 11:54:36] <Void Chicken> song
[2016-08-06 11:54:43] <drunkill> go go go speed racers
[2016-08-06 11:54:54] <SlateSlabrock> Giddy up giddy up giidy up up *up*
[2016-08-06 11:55:03] <drunkill> rd is ridin' dirty
[2016-08-06 11:55:25] <drunkill> rarity too
[2016-08-06 11:55:39] <SlateSlabrock> haha
[2016-08-06 11:55:49] <Fizzbuzz> Applejack driving with her hind leg.
[2016-08-06 11:55:52] <Mordja> Rarity you asshole
[2016-08-06 11:56:09] <SlateSlabrock> and Rarity's passing throught he Gambon now...
[2016-08-06 11:56:14] <Bremen> good
[2016-08-06 11:56:21] <drunkill> SB was killed
[2016-08-06 11:56:22] <Fizzbuzz> Oh my.
[2016-08-06 11:56:22] <SlateSlabrock> as Rainbow Dash nears the Hammerhead
[2016-08-06 11:56:27] <Mir> rainbow's crashed on it's own
[2016-08-06 11:56:27] <Mordja> Sweetie Belle is straight up dead
[2016-08-06 11:56:27] <drunkill> sitting in the most unsafe spot
[2016-08-06 11:56:28] <Void Chicken> rip
[2016-08-06 11:56:49] <SlateSlabrock> time to rebuild all of them on the spot
[2016-08-06 11:56:55] <Fizzbuzz> Ouch.
[2016-08-06 11:56:55] <drunkill> huge jerks
[2016-08-06 11:57:12] <Bremen> Ha, Diamond Tiara was racing with her butler
[2016-08-06 11:57:39] <drunkill> DT is pretty angry back there
[2016-08-06 11:57:40] <Bremen> Oh hey, I was right!
[2016-08-06 11:57:44] <SlateSlabrock> "This is all your fault for not telling us to stop"
[2016-08-06 11:57:48] <Mir> yeah, nailed it
[2016-08-06 11:58:10] <drunkill> ABs looks good.
[2016-08-06 11:58:21] <Fizzbuzz> Get a load of those jumpsuits.
[2016-08-06 11:58:29] <drunkill> pony pitcrew
[2016-08-06 11:58:43] <Niels Olof> Rarity looking good in that outfit
[2016-08-06 11:58:46] <The Doctor> and now they all lose...
[2016-08-06 11:58:53] <Mordja> Anything to avoid teaching, huh Cheerilee?
[2016-08-06 11:58:56] <Fizzbuzz> Only her dear sister could make Rarity ever wear something so messy and unfashionable.
[2016-08-06 11:58:57] <drunkill> they have pockets
[2016-08-06 11:59:18] <SlateSlabrock> "Let's go get lunch!"
[2016-08-06 11:59:29] <SlateSlabrock> "Let's go get lunch!"
[2016-08-06 11:59:39] <Niels Olof> I like Applejack's snazzy glasses
[2016-08-06 11:59:39] <Sidotsy> Cute :3
[2016-08-06 11:59:52] <SlateSlabrock> huh, why did my message send twice
[2016-08-06 11:59:53] <drunkill> :dwi:
[2016-08-06 12:00:01] <Mordja> Fun ep!
[2016-08-06 12:00:01] <Wayoshi> what a weird episode
[2016-08-06 12:00:03] <SlateSlabrock> WHO WON
[2016-08-06 12:00:06] <Fizzbuzz> B-b-but! Who won>??
[2016-08-06 12:00:07] <drunkill> decent episode, predictable but still good
[2016-08-06 12:00:12] <drunkill> everyone did
[2016-08-06 12:00:13] <PhoolCat> aaaaa
[2016-08-06 12:00:17] <Bremen> Decent, yeah
[2016-08-06 12:00:19] <Sidotsy> Decent yes, not amazing
[2016-08-06 12:00:20] <drunkill> everyone won participation awards
[2016-08-06 12:00:22] <Mordja> A little back-heavy though
[2016-08-06 12:00:27] <Fizzbuzz> I really liked it. Especially that song.
[2016-08-06 12:00:29] <Niels Olof> I kinda like that we didn't get the winners
[2016-08-06 12:00:53] <The Doctor> that was fun.   Not spectacular, but fun
[2016-08-06 12:00:58] <Sidotsy> The song and background stuff was top notch but the story was merely ol
[2016-08-06 12:01:05] <Mordja> anyway, cya next week
[2016-08-06 12:01:12] <PhoolCat> Cheers, you too
[2016-08-06 12:01:19] <Sidotsy> cya friends
[2016-08-06 12:01:32] <PhoolCat> This was fun
[2016-08-06 12:01:59] <SlateSlabrock> https://twitter.com/TheBiggestJim/status/761953998370766850
[2016-08-06 12:02:08] <Wayoshi> THE END