Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- 0
- 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000
- INDOXXI
- Support dengan like & share :)
- 1
- 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,570
- A famous man once said,
- 2
- 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,410
- "We create our own demons."
- 3
- 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:37,950
- Who said that?
- What does that even mean?
- 4
- 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,000
- It doesn't matter.
- I said it because he said it.
- 5
- 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,620
- So, now, he was famous
- 6
- 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:44,210
- and it's basically getting said
- by two well-known guys.
- 7
- 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:45,920
- I don't...
- 8
- 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:48,130
- I'm going to start again.
- 9
- 00:00:49,630 --> 00:00:51,800
- Let's track this from the beginning.
- 10
- 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,170
- Half hour till the ball drops.
- 11
- 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,560
- - Hey, do you wanna...
- - Tony Stark?
- 12
- 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:34,070
- - Great speech, man!
- - I got you, pal.
- 13
- 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,720
- I gave a speech? How was it?
- 14
- 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,440
- - Edifying.
- - Unintelligible.
- 15
- 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:39,280
- Really? It's my favourite kind.
- A winning combo.
- 16
- 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,140
- - Where are we going?
- - To town, on each other.
- 17
- 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:42,220
- Probably back in your room
- 18
- 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,490
- because I also want
- to see your research.
- 19
- 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,720
- Okay, you can see my research,
- 20
- 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,760
- but that's...
- I'm not gonna show you my "town."
- 21
- 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,850
- Mr Stark.
- 22
- 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:48,940
- Ho Yinsen.
- 23
- 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:50,980
- I finally met a man called "Ho."
- 24
- 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:54,400
- I would like to introduce you
- to our guest, Dr Wu.
- 25
- 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:55,950
- - Oh, this guy.
- - Mr Stark.
- 26
- 00:01:57,150 --> 00:02:00,370
- You're a heart doctor. She's going to
- need a cardiologist after I...
- 27
- 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,080
- Perhaps another time?
- 28
- 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:09,500
- It started in Bern, Switzerland.
- 1999.
- 29
- 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,670
- - The old days.
- - Mr Stark!
- 30
- 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,130
- I never thought they would
- come back to bite me.
- 31
- 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:16,220
- Why would they?
- 32
- 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:18,010
- Wow! Hey, Tony!
- 33
- 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,680
- Aldrich Killian.
- I'm a big fan of your work.
- 34
- 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:23,330
- - My work?
- - Who isn't? He means me.
- 35
- 00:02:23,350 --> 00:02:25,560
- Of course, but Ms Hansen,
- 36
- 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:29,060
- My organisation's been tracking
- your research since year two of MIT.
- 37
- 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:30,230
- Yeah, we're full.
- 38
- 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:32,690
- Wow, he made it. He made the cut.
- 39
- 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:34,020
- What floor you going to, pal?
- 40
- 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,720
- Well, now, that is
- an appropriate question.
- 41
- 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:36,830
- The ground floor, actually,
- 42
- 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:38,780
- of a proposal
- I'm putting together myself.
- 43
- 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:42,700
- It's a privately funded think tank
- called Advanced Idea Mechanics.
- 44
- 00:02:42,950 --> 00:02:46,700
- She'll take both.
- One to throw away and one to not call.
- 45
- 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:50,460
- "Advanced Idea Mechanics,"
- or "AIM," for short. Do you get it?
- 46
- 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:52,140
- I see that,
- because it's on your T-shirt.
- 47
- 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,710
- Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first.
- 48
- 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,510
- Thank you, I'll call you.
- 49
- 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:02,430
- I'm titillated by the notion
- of working with you.
- 50
- 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:03,860
- - Yeah?
- - I'll ditch these clowns.
- 51
- 00:03:03,890 --> 00:03:05,610
- I'll see you up
- on the roof in five minutes.
- 52
- 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,240
- Just gonna try
- and get my beak wet real quick.
- 53
- 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,550
- You know what I'm talking about?
- 54
- 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:09,630
- I'll see you up there.
- 55
- 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,900
- Damn betcha.
- 56
- 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,650
- Come on!
- I thought that was just a theory.
- 57
- 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:15,020
- Well, it was.
- 58
- 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:16,880
- If I'm right, we can access the area
- of the brain
- 59
- 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,100
- - that governs repair...
- - Wow.
- 60
- 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:19,320
- And chemically recode it.
- 61
- 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,000
- That's incredible. Essentially,
- you're hacking into the genetic...
- 62
- 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:23,030
- operating system...
- 63
- 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,470
- - of a living organism.
- - Exactly.
- 64
- 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:25,830
- - Yes.
- - Wow.
- 65
- 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:26,950
- Is that... Can you...
- 66
- 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,540
- - What?
- - Can you not touch my plant?
- 67
- 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,540
- It's not...
- She doesn't like it. She prefers...
- 68
- 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,930
- She's not like the others.
- Come on. Let's go in the bedroom.
- 69
- 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:34,540
- - Happy...
- - That's cute...
- 70
- 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:36,090
- Leave her ficus alone.
- 71
- 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:37,570
- Because“.
- And, no, seriously, don't.
- 72
- 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,780
- - And you're starting with plants.
- - For now, yeah.
- 73
- 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:41,760
- I'm calling it EXTREMIS.
- 74
- 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:44,620
- - Well, it's...
- - Human application.
- 75
- 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,850
- Exactly, exactly.
- 76
- 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:47,930
- - Dendritic revitalisation.
- - It's revolutionary.
- 77
- 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,740
- - Disease prevention...
- - Change the world.
- 78
- 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,220
- Even limb regrowth.
- 79
- 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:54,030
- You're the most gifted woman
- I've ever met.
- 80
- 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:55,110
- Wow.
- 81
- 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:57,730
- - In Switzerland.
- - That's better.
- 82
- 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,860
- - You're seeing things.
- - This week.
- 83
- 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,990
- You almost bought it, didn't you?
- 84
- 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,640
- This is what I'm talking about,
- the glitch.
- 85
- 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:16,350
- Have you checked
- the telomerase algorithm?
- 86
- 00:04:16,370 --> 00:04:17,370
- - The what?
- - Down!
- 87
- 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:19,630
- Stay down! Stay down, boss.
- 88
- 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,260
- - We're good.
- - Stay down.
- 89
- 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:23,470
- You're right on me. I made it.
- 90
- 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:26,140
- What the hell was that?
- 91
- 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:29,410
- - What was that?
- - It's a glitch in my work. It's...
- 92
- 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:31,270
- She was just talking about it.
- Glitches happen.
- 93
- 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:31,980
- It's not Y2K.
- 94
- 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:33,810
- HEY! Happy New Year!
- 95
- 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,340
- - Happy New Year.
- - Happy New Year.
- 96
- 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,720
- All right.
- I'll see you in the morning. Good night.
- 97
- 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:37,740
- - You good?
- - Yeah.
- 98
- 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,780
- - I'll be right outside.
- - Okay, cool.
- 99
- 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,210
- So, why am I telling you this?
- 100
- 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,090
- Because I had just created demons
- 101
- 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,680
- and I didn't even know it.
- 102
- 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:12,060
- Yeah, those were good times.
- 103
- 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,770
- Then I moved on.
- 104
- 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:18,150
- After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave,
- I said goodbye to the party scene.
- 105
- 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,760
- I forgot that night in Switzerland.
- 106
- 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,610
- - These days, I'm a changed man.
- - Forty-six.
- 107
- 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,070
- I'm different now.
- 108
- 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,320
- I'm... Well...
- 109
- 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,910
- - Forty-seven.
- - You know who I am.
- 110
- 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,910
- Sir, please may I request
- just a few hours to calibrate...
- 111
- 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,410
- No. Forty-eight.
- 112
- 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:39,460
- Micro-repeater
- implanting sequence complete.
- 113
- 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,540
- As you wish, sir.
- 114
- 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,670
- I've also prepared a safety briefing
- for you to entirely ignore.
- 115
- 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,380
- Which I will.
- 116
- 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,970
- All right, let's do this.
- 117
- 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,010
- BUM-E.
- 118
- 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:50,100
- Hi, Dummy.
- 119
- 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:52,520
- How did you get that cap on your head?
- You earned it.
- 120
- 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,520
- Hey. Hey!
- 121
- 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:58,380
- What are you doing out of the corner?
- You know what you did.
- 122
- 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,400
- Blood on my mat. Handle it.
- 123
- 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:04,490
- Sir, may I remind you that you've been
- awake for nearly 72 hours?
- 124
- 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,320
- Focus up, ladies.
- 125
- 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:09,240
- Good evening,
- and welcome to the birthing suite.
- 126
- 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:11,700
- I am pleased to announce
- the imminent arrival
- 127
- 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:14,750
- of your bouncing,
- bad-ass baby brother.
- 128
- 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:16,790
- Start tight and then go wide.
- 129
- 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,330
- Stamp date and time.
- 130
- 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,500
- Mark 42. Autonomous prehensile
- propulsion suit test.
- 131
- 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,420
- Initialise sequence.
- 132
- 00:06:26,130 --> 00:06:27,800
- Jarvis, drop my needle.
- 133
- 00:06:51,990 --> 00:06:53,280
- Crap.
- 134
- 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:13,350
- All right, I think we got this.
- Send them all.
- 135
- 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:23,250
- Probably a little fast.
- Slow it down.
- 136
- 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,320
- Slow it down just a...
- 137
- 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,480
- little bit.
- 138
- 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:34,830
- Cool it, will you, Jarvis?
- 139
- 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:47,920
- Come on. I ain't scared of you.
- 140
- 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:56,560
- I'm the best.
- 141
- 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:06,150
- As always, sir, a great pleasure
- watching you work.
- 142
- 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:10,110
- I guess 72 hours is a long time
- between siestas.
- 143
- 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:13,200
- I didn't think it could get any worse.
- 144
- 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,580
- Then I had to go and turn on the TV.
- 145
- 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,920
- That's when he happened.
- 146
- 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,840
- Some people call me a terrorist.
- 147
- 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,220
- I consider myself a teacher.
- 148
- 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,060
- America.
- 149
- 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,360
- Ready for another lesson?
- 150
- 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:52,650
- In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado,
- the US military waited
- 151
- 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:55,990
- until the friendly Cheyenne braves
- had all gone hunting.
- 152
- 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:00,370
- Waited to attack and slaughter
- the families left behind
- 153
- 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,750
- and claim their land.
- 154
- 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,710
- 39 hours ago,
- 155
- 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:10,670
- the Ali AI Salem Air Base in Kuwait
- was attacked.
- 156
- 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,010
- I... I... I did that.
- 157
- 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,430
- A quaint military church
- 158
- 00:09:14,590 --> 00:09:17,970
- filled with wives and children,
- of course.
- 159
- 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:23,020
- The soldiers were out on manoeuvres.
- 160
- 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,350
- The braves were away.
- 161
- 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,900
- President Ellis.
- 162
- 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:32,360
- You continue to resist my attempts
- to educate you, sir.
- 163
- 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,150
- And now you've missed me again.
- 164
- 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,120
- You know who I am.
- 165
- 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:42,290
- You don't know where I am.
- 166
- 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:46,290
- And you'll never see me coming.
- 167
- 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:50,920
- Now that we seem to be back,
- 168
- 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000
- let's recap some
- of the frightening developments...
- 169
- 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:54,470
- American airwaves were hijacked...
- 170
- 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,130
- The nation remains on high alert.
- 171
- 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:58,940
- All attempts to find the Mandarin
- have so far proved unsuccessful.
- 172
- 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:02,310
- Central to my administration's
- response to this terrorist event
- 173
- 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,520
- is a newly minted resource.
- 174
- 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,850
- I know him as Colonel James Rhodes.
- 175
- 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,110
- The American people
- will soon know him
- 176
- 00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:11,820
- as the Iron Patriot.
- 177
- 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,780
- And how is President Ellis responding?
- 178
- 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:17,030
- By taking the guy
- they call War Machine
- 179
- 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,740
- and giving him a paint job.
- 180
- 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:22,490
- The same suit,
- but painted red, white and blue.
- 181
- 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:26,460
- Look at that. And they also
- renamed him, "Iron Patriot."
- 182
- 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:29,460
- You know,
- just in case the paint was too subtle.
- 183
- 00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:31,630
- It tested well with focus groups,
- all right?
- 184
- 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:33,420
- "I am Iron Patriot!" It sucks.
- 185
- 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:35,230
- "War Machine" was
- a little too aggressive.
- 186
- 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,770
- All right?
- This sends a better message.
- 187
- 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,850
- So, what's really going on?
- With the Mandarin.
- 188
- 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:45,350
- Seriously, can we talk about this guy?
- 189
- 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,980
- It's classified information, Tony.
- 190
- 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,570
- Okay, there have been nine bombings.
- 191
- 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,860
- - Nine.
- - The public only knows about three.
- 192
- 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:59,030
- But here's the thing,
- nobody can ID a device.
- 193
- 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,240
- There's no bomb casings.
- 194
- 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:02,620
- You know I can help. Just ask.
- 195
- 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,700
- I got a ton of new tech.
- I got a prehensile suit.
- 196
- 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:07,870
- I got bomb disposal.
- It catches explosions in mid-air.
- 197
- 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,000
- When's the last time
- you got a good night's sleep?
- 198
- 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:12,210
- Einstein slept three hours a year.
- Look what he did.
- 199
- 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:14,860
- People are concerned about you, Tony.
- I'm concerned about you.
- 200
- 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,530
- You're going to come at me like that?
- 201
- 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,050
- I'm not trying to be a dick...
- 202
- 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,470
- tator.
- 203
- 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,050
- Do you mind signing my drawing?
- 204
- 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:23,660
- If Richard doesn't mind.
- Are you all right with this, Dick?
- 205
- 00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:25,270
- Yeah. Fine with me.
- 206
- 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,640
- - What's your name?
- - Erin.
- 207
- 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,730
- I loved you in A Christmas Story,
- by the way.
- 208
- 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:35,400
- Listen, the Pentagon is scared.
- 209
- 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,320
- After New York, aliens... Come on.
- 210
- 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,070
- They need to look strong.
- 211
- 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,320
- Stopping the Mandarin is a priority,
- but it's not...
- 212
- 00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:45,260
- - It's not superhero business.
- - No, it's not, quite frankly.
- 213
- 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,830
- - I get it.
- - It's American business.
- 214
- 00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:48,750
- That's why I said I got it.
- 215
- 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,910
- Are you okay?
- 216
- 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,620
- I broke the crayon.
- 217
- 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:54,420
- Are you okay, Mr Stark?
- 218
- 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,340
- Take it easy. Tony.
- 219
- 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,510
- How did you get out of the Wormhole?
- 220
- 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,260
- Wait a minute. Tony!
- 221
- 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,420
- - What did you say?
- - Tony.
- 222
- 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,050
- Sorry.
- 223
- 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,680
- I'm just checking on the suit.
- 224
- 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,770
- Okay.
- 225
- 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:13,440
- Check the heart.
- 226
- 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,940
- Is it the brain?
- 227
- 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,940
- No sign of cardiac anomaly
- or unusual brain activity.
- 228
- 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:19,860
- Okay, so I was poisoned?
- 229
- 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:25,280
- My diagnosis is that you've
- experienced a severe anxiety attack.
- 230
- 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:28,910
- Me?
- 231
- 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,250
- Come on, man, this isn't a good look.
- Open up.
- 232
- 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:33,250
- Sorry, I gotta split.
- 233
- 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,590
- Badge.
- 234
- 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,050
- Badge.
- 235
- 00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,510
- Come on, badge.
- 236
- 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,430
- Badge, guys.
- I put a memo in the toilet. Come on.
- 237
- 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:47,030
- Tony has got them in his basement.
- They're wearing party hats.
- 238
- 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,970
- This is an asset that we can put to use.
- 239
- 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:53,100
- So, you're suggesting that I replace
- the entire janitorial staff with robots.
- 240
- 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:54,770
- - Thank you.
- - What I'm saying is that
- 241
- 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,940
- the human element of human resources
- is our biggest point of vulnerability.
- 242
- 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,360
- We should start
- phasing it out immediately.
- 243
- 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,900
- - What?
- - Excuse me, Bambi,
- 244
- 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,460
- - you should be wearing...
- - Did you just say that?
- 245
- 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:04,950
- - Security? Yes?
- - Happy? Okay.
- 246
- 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:07,740
- I am thrilled that you are now
- the Head Of Security. Okay?
- 247
- 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:09,590
- - It is the perfect position for you.
- - Thank you.
- 248
- 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,160
- - However...
- - I do appreciate it.
- 249
- 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,770
- - Since you've taken the post...
- - You don't have to thank me.
- 250
- 00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:16,750
- We've had a rise in staff complaints
- of 300%.
- 251
- 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,920
- Thank you.
- 252
- 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:19,540
- It's not a compliment.
- 253
- 00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:20,880
- It's not... It is a compliment.
- 254
- 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,810
- Clearly, somebody's
- trying to hide something.
- 255
- 00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:23,830
- - I... Yes.
- - Excuse me.
- 256
- 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,840
- Ms Potts, your 4:00 is here.
- 257
- 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,490
- - Thank you.
- - Did you clear this 4:00 with me?
- 258
- 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:29,220
- Happy, we'll talk about this later,
- 259
- 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,780
- but right now, I have to go deal with
- this very annoying thing.
- 260
- 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:33,140
- How so?
- 261
- 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,790
- I used to work with him
- and he used to ask me out all the time,
- 262
- 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:36,850
- so it's a little awkward.
- 263
- 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,770
- I don't like the sound of that.
- 264
- 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:44,780
- Pepper
- 265
- 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:46,740
- Killian?
- 266
- 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,570
- You look great.
- 267
- 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,280
- You look really great.
- 268
- 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,620
- God, you look great.
- 269
- 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,910
- I... l... I.-
- 270
- 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,860
- What on earth have you been doing?
- 271
- 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,210
- Nothing fancy.
- 272
- 00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,580
- Just five years in the hands
- of physical therapists.
- 273
- 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,630
- And please, call me Aldrich.
- 274
- 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,340
- You were supposed to be
- issued a security badge.
- 275
- 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:06,430
- - Happy, it's okay. We're good.
- - Yes.
- 276
- 00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:09,050
- - Are you sure? Okay.
- - Yes. Stand down.
- 277
- 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,260
- - I'm going to linger right here. Okay.
- - Thank you.
- 278
- 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:14,140
- It's very nice to see you, Killian.
- 279
- 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,860
- Hey, guy.
- 280
- 00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:30,530
- Merry Christmas.
- 281
- 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:35,870
- After years dodging the President's ban
- on "immoral" biotech research,
- 282
- 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,290
- my think tank
- 283
- 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,420
- now has a little something
- in the pipeline.
- 284
- 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:46,380
- It's an idea we like to call EXTREMIS.
- 285
- 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:48,790
- I'm gonna turn your lights down.
- 286
- 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,430
- Regard the human brain.
- 287
- 00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:00,810
- Wait, hold on, hold on.
- 288
- 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,860
- That's...
- That's the universe. My bad.
- 289
- 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,820
- But if I do that...
- 290
- 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,450
- That's the brain.
- 291
- 00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,950
- Strangely mimetic, though,
- wouldn't you say?
- 292
- 00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,370
- Wow, that's amazing.
- 293
- 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,120
- Thanks, it's mine.
- 294
- 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,460
- What?
- 295
- 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,420
- This. You're inside my head.
- 296
- 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,580
- It's a... It's a live feed.
- 297
- 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,500
- Come on up, I'll prove it to you.
- 298
- 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,300
- Come on.
- 299
- 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,300
- Now, pinch my arm.
- 300
- 00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,470
- I can take it. Pinch me.
- 301
- 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,890
- What is that?
- 302
- 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:40,310
- It's the primary somatosensory cortex.
- It's the brain's pain centre.
- 303
- 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,900
- But this is what I wanted to show you.
- 304
- 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:50,650
- Now, EXTREMIS harnesses
- our bioelectrical potential
- 305
- 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:53,660
- and it goes here.
- 306
- 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,950
- This is essentially an empty slot
- and what this tells us
- 307
- 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,830
- is that our mind,
- 308
- 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:00,410
- our entire DNA, in fact,
- 309
- 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,420
- is destined to be upgraded.
- 310
- 00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:03,670
- Wow.
- 311
- 00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:06,460
- Wait...
- 312
- 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,720
- Hello?
- 313
- 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:15,680
- - Is this Forehead Of Security?
- - What?
- 314
- 00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:17,660
- You know, look...
- I got a real job. What do you want?
- 315
- 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,030
- I'm working.
- I've got something going on, here.
- 316
- 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,100
- What, harassing interns?
- 317
- 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,540
- Let me tell you something.
- Do you know what happened
- 318
- 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,360
- when I told people
- I was Iron Man's bodyguard?
- 319
- 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:24,600
- They would laugh in my face.
- 320
- 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:27,070
- I had to leave
- while I still had a shred of dignity.
- 321
- 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:28,980
- Now I got a real job.
- I'm watching Pepper.
- 322
- 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:30,860
- What's going on? Fill me in.
- 323
- 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,150
- - For real?
- - Yeah.
- 324
- 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,200
- All right.
- She's meeting up with this scientist.
- 325
- 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,530
- - Rich guy. Handsome.
- - Right.
- 326
- 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,090
- I couldn't make his face, at first. Right?
- You know I'm good with faces.
- 327
- 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,180
- - Yeah, you're the best.
- - Yeah.
- 328
- 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,880
- Well, so I run his credentials.
- I make him.
- 329
- 00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:43,170
- Aldrich Killian.
- We actually met the guy back in...
- 330
- 00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,880
- Where were we in '99?
- The science conference?
- 331
- 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,500
- - Switzerland.
- - Right, right, exactly.
- 332
- 00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:50,270
- Killian. No...
- I don't remember that guy.
- 333
- 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,900
- Of course you don't remember him.
- He's not a blond with a big rack.
- 334
- 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,880
- At first, it was fine.
- They were talking business.
- 335
- 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:56,640
- But now it's getting weird.
- He's showing her his big brain.
- 336
- 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,470
- - His what?
- - Big brain.
- 337
- 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,120
- And she likes it.
- Here, let me show you.
- 338
- 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,180
- Hold on. See?
- 339
- 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,080
- Look at what? You, watching them?
- 340
- 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,860
- Flip the screen,
- and then we can get started.
- 341
- 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,770
- I'm not a tech genius like you.
- Just trust me. Get down here.
- 342
- 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,750
- Flip the screen.
- Then I can see what they're doing.
- 343
- 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,540
- I can't!
- I don't know how to flip the screen!
- 344
- 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,060
- Don't talk to me like that any more.
- You're not my boss.
- 345
- 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,480
- All right? I don't work for you.
- 346
- 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,520
- And I don't trust this guy.
- He's got another guy with him.
- 347
- 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:20,080
- He's shifty.
- 348
- 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,160
- - Relax.
- - Seriously?
- 349
- 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,930
- I'm just asking you
- to secure the perimeter.
- 350
- 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,350
- Tell them to go out
- for a drink or something.
- 351
- 00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,230
- You know what? You should take more
- of an interest in what's going on here.
- 352
- 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,810
- This woman's the best thing
- that ever happened to you
- 353
- 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,250
- and you're just ignoring her.
- 354
- 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:30,420
- - A giant brain?
- - Yeah.
- 355
- 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,900
- There's a giant brain.
- There's a shifty character.
- 356
- 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,600
- I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna
- run his plates and I'm gonna...
- 357
- 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,200
- You know,
- if it gets rough, so be it.
- 358
- 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:37,930
- I miss you, Happy.
- 359
- 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,100
- Yeah, I miss you, too.
- But the way it used to be.
- 360
- 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:41,490
- Now you're off with the super-friends.
- 361
- 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,780
- I don't know what's going on
- with you any more.
- 362
- 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:43,910
- - The world's getting weird.
- - Hey!
- 363
- 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:44,940
- I hate to cut you off.
- 364
- 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,080
- - Do you have your Taser on you?
- - Why?
- 365
- 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,370
- I think there's a gal in H.R.
- who's trying to steal some printer ink.
- 366
- 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,480
- You should probably go over there
- and zap her.
- 367
- 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,860
- Yeah, nice.
- 368
- 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,780
- Imagine if you could hack into
- the hard drive of any living organism
- 369
- 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,910
- and recode its DNA.
- 370
- 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,990
- That would be incredible.
- 371
- 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,790
- Unfortunately, to my ears,
- it also sounds highly weaponisable.
- 372
- 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,540
- As in, enhanced soldiers,
- private armies, and Tony is...
- 373
- 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,290
- Tony, TOW-
- 374
- 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:16,090
- You know, I invited Tony to join AIM
- 13 years ago.
- 375
- 00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:17,220
- He turned me down.
- 376
- 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:21,760
- But something tells me,
- now there's a new genius on the throne
- 377
- 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,100
- who doesn't have to
- answer to Tony any more
- 378
- 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:27,140
- and who has slightly less of an ego.
- 379
- 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,230
- It's gonna be a no, Aldrich.
- 380
- 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,690
- As much as I'd like to help you.
- 381
- 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:39,320
- Well, I can't say that
- I'm not disappointed.
- 382
- 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,120
- But then, as my father used to say,
- 383
- 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,950
- "Failure is the fog
- through which we glimpse triumph."
- 384
- 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,500
- That's very deep.
- 385
- 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,000
- And I have no idea what it means.
- 386
- 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,960
- No, me neither.
- He was kind of an idiot, my old man.
- 387
- 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,000
- I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.
- 388
- 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,760
- Happy-
- 389
- 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,930
- Car's ready, if you're ready to go.
- 390
- 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,770
- Yes, I just...
- 391
- 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,280
- God, I forgot my other things, so...
- 392
- 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,490
- I'm just gonna...
- 393
- 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,220
- I'm sorry I'm late. I was...
- 394
- 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,680
- What the... What is that?
- 395
- 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,270
- You're wearing this in the house now?
- 396
- 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,940
- What is that, like, Mark 15?
- 397
- 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,880
- Yeah. Something like that.
- You know, everybody needs a hobby.
- 398
- 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:59,110
- And you have to wear your hobby
- in the living room?
- 399
- 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,900
- Just breaking it in.
- 400
- 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:04,120
- You know, it's always a little pinchy
- in the gooey bag at first, so...
- 401
- 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,370
- Well, hey, did you see
- your Christmas present?
- 402
- 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,790
- Yes, I did. I...
- 403
- 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:10,370
- I don't know how I could've
- missed that Christmas present.
- 404
- 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,500
- Is it gonna fit through the door?
- 405
- 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,230
- Well, actually, it's a good question.
- 406
- 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,320
- I got a team of guys coming tomorrow.
- They're gonna blow out that wall.
- 407
- 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,090
- - Okay.
- - So...
- 408
- 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,840
- Tense? Good day? Huh?
- 409
- 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,590
- Shoulders, a little knotty.
- Naughty girl.
- 410
- 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,260
- I don't want to harp on this,
- but did you like the custom rabbit?
- 411
- 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:27,470
- Did I like it?
- 412
- 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:29,310
- - Nailed it, right?
- - Wow.
- 413
- 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:32,190
- I appreciate the thought very much.
- 414
- 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,860
- So, why don't you lift up that face mask
- and give me a kiss?
- 415
- 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,650
- Yep. Damn it, no can do.
- 416
- 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,620
- You want to just kiss it
- on the... The facial slit?
- 417
- 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,700
- Well, why don't I
- run down to the garage
- 418
- 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,370
- and see if I can't find a crowbar
- to Jimmy that thing open?
- 419
- 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,120
- Crowbar, yeah.
- 420
- 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,540
- Except there's been a radiation leak.
- 421
- 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,540
- - I'll take my chances.
- - That's risky.
- 422
- 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,750
- At least, let me get you, like,
- a Hazmat suit.
- 423
- 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:03,220
- A Geiger counter or something like that.
- 424
- 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,430
- Busted.
- 425
- 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:09,100
- - This is a new level of lame.
- - Sorry.
- 426
- 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,640
- You ate without me already?
- On date night?
- 427
- 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,760
- - He was just...
- - You mean you.
- 428
- 00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:16,480
- Well, yeah, I just mean
- we were hosting you...
- 429
- 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,480
- while I finished up a little work.
- 430
- 00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:20,860
- And yes, I had a quick bite.
- 431
- 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,420
- I didn't know if you were coming home
- 432
- 00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:24,290
- or you were having drinks
- with Aldrich Killian.
- 433
- 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,870
- - What?
- - What?
- 434
- 00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:31,540
- Aldrich Killian?
- What, are you checking up on me?
- 435
- 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:32,620
- Happy was concerned.
- 436
- 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,020
- - You're spying on me.
- - I wasn't.
- 437
- 00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:35,270
- - I'm going to bed.
- - Hold on.
- 438
- 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,580
- Come on. Pep?
- 439
- 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:38,670
- Hey, I admit it.
- 440
- 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,800
- My fault. Sorry.
- 441
- 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,010
- I'm a piping hot mess.
- 442
- 00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:50,180
- It's been going on for a while.
- I haven't said anything.
- 443
- 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,770
- Northing's been the same
- since New York.
- 444
- 00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:57,310
- Really? I didn't notice that at all.
- 445
- 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,980
- You experience things
- 446
- 00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:02,260
- and then they're over,
- and you still can't explain them.
- 447
- 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:06,950
- Gods, aliens, other dimensions.
- I'm just a man in a can.
- 448
- 00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:08,470
- The only reason I haven't cracked up
- 449
- 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,450
- is probably because you moved in.
- 450
- 00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:11,950
- Which is great.
- 451
- 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,580
- I love you. I'm lucky.
- 452
- 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:16,620
- But honey, I can't sleep.
- 453
- 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,040
- You go to bed, I come down here.
- I do what I know.
- 454
- 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:22,880
- I thinker.
- 455
- 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,800
- Threat is imminent.
- 456
- 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,510
- And I have to protect the one thing
- that I can't live without.
- 457
- 00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:31,300
- That's you.
- 458
- 00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:33,640
- And my suits, they're...
- 459
- 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,720
- Machines.
- 460
- 00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:36,560
- They're part of me.
- 461
- 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,810
- A distraction.
- 462
- 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,980
- Maybe.
- 463
- 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,670
- I'm gonna take a shower.
- 464
- 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,460
- Okay.
- 465
- 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,920
- And you're gonna join me.
- 466
- 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,050
- Better.
- 467
- 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,820
- Tony.
- 468
- 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,950
- Tony. Tony.
- 469
- 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,410
- To...
- 470
- 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,830
- Power down!
- 471
- 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:48,630
- I must have called it in my sleep.
- 472
- 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,010
- That's not supposed to happen.
- 473
- 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:55,510
- I'll recalibrate the sensors.
- 474
- 00:23:57,390 --> 00:24:00,390
- Can we just... Just let me...
- 475
- 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,360
- Just let me catch my breath. Hey,
- don't... Don't go. All right? Pepper...
- 476
- 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,110
- I'm going to sleep downstairs.
- 477
- 00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:07,440
- Tinker with that.
- 478
- 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,140
- Can you regulate?
- 479
- 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:36,300
- Yes, I can regulate.
- 480
- 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,470
- - You sure about that?
- - Yes.
- 481
- 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,440
- It's a decent batch.
- 482
- 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,980
- - Don't say I never did nothing for you.
- - Thank you.
- 483
- 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,450
- I mean, for understanding.
- 484
- 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,040
- I'm sorry, buddy.
- 485
- 00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:24,440
- What are you doing, buddy?
- 486
- 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,120
- You out by yourself?
- A little date night?
- 487
- 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:27,540
- Seeing your favourite
- chick flick, maybe?
- 488
- 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,320
- Yeah, a little movie
- called The Party's Over,
- 489
- 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,280
- starring you and your junkie girlfriend.
- 490
- 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,360
- Here's the ticket.
- 491
- 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,800
- No kidding. That doesn't belong to you.
- 492
- 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:02,270
- Savin!
- 493
- 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,430
- Help!
- 494
- 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,310
- Help me!
- 495
- 00:27:31,690 --> 00:27:34,480
- True story about fortune cookies.
- 496
- 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:35,900
- They look Chinese.
- 497
- 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:38,860
- They sound Chinese.
- 498
- 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,070
- But they're actually
- an American invention.
- 499
- 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,950
- Which is why they're hollow,
- full of lies
- 500
- 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,210
- and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
- 501
- 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:56,050
- My disciples just destroyed another
- cheap American knock off.
- 502
- 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,420
- The Chinese Theatre.
- 503
- 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,010
- Mr President,
- 504
- 00:28:02,090 --> 00:28:04,390
- I know this must be getting frustrating.
- 505
- 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:09,810
- But this season of terror
- is drawing to a close.
- 506
- 00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:13,900
- And don't worry, the big one is coming.
- 507
- 00:28:14,270 --> 00:28:15,360
- Your graduation.
- 508
- 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,160
- Hi.
- 509
- 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,200
- Do you mind leaving that on?
- 510
- 00:28:33,830 --> 00:28:35,000
- Sure.
- 511
- 00:28:41,090 --> 00:28:45,430
- Sunday nights. PBS. Downton Abbey.
- 512
- 00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:49,140
- That's his show. He thinks it's elegant.
- 513
- 00:28:51,890 --> 00:28:54,010
- One more thing. Make sure
- everyone wears their badges.
- 514
- 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,660
- He's a stickler for that sort of thing.
- 515
- 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,360
- Plus, my guys
- won't let anyone in without them.
- 516
- 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,480
- We're awaiting the arrival
- of Tony Stark.
- 517
- 00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,210
- We're hoping he'll give us
- the reaction...
- 518
- 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,820
- His reaction
- to the latest attack.
- 519
- 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:06,490
- Mr Stark, hi there.
- 520
- 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:09,830
- Our sources are telling us that all signs
- are pointing to another Mandarin attack.
- 521
- 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:12,040
- Anything else you can tell us?
- 522
- 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,120
- Hey, Mr Stark.
- When is somebody gonna kill this guy?
- 523
- 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:16,960
- I'm just saying.
- 524
- 00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:22,090
- Is that what you want?
- 525
- 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:25,970
- Here's a little holiday greeting
- 526
- 00:29:26,050 --> 00:29:28,470
- I've been wanting to send
- to the Mandarin.
- 527
- 00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:30,930
- I just didn't know
- how to phrase it until now.
- 528
- 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,690
- My name is Tony Stark
- and I'm not afraid of you.
- 529
- 00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:37,810
- I know you're a coward.
- So I've decided
- 530
- 00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:40,150
- that you just died, pal.
- 531
- 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:42,360
- I'm gonna come get the body.
- 532
- 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:45,200
- There's no politics here.
- It's just good old-fashioned revenge.
- 533
- 00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:48,490
- There's no Pentagon,
- it's just you and me.
- 534
- 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:52,410
- And on the off chance you're a man,
- here's my home address.
- 535
- 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:56,000
- 10880 Malibu Point.
- 536
- 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,250
- 90265.
- 537
- 00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,170
- I'll leave the door unlocked.
- 538
- 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,450
- That's what you wanted, right?
- 539
- 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,340
- Bill me.
- 540
- 00:30:10,550 --> 00:30:13,770
- I've compiled
- a Mandarin database for you, sir,
- 541
- 00:30:13,850 --> 00:30:18,060
- drawn from
- S.H.l.E.I.D., FBI and CIA intercepts.
- 542
- 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,690
- Initiating virtual crime scene
- reconstruction.
- 543
- 00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:26,650
- Okay. What have we got here?
- 544
- 00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:31,080
- The name is an ancient Chinese war
- mantle meaning "advisor to the king."
- 545
- 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,450
- South American insurgency tactics.
- 546
- 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:37,000
- Talks like a Baptist preacher.
- 547
- 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:41,420
- There's lots of pageantry going on here.
- Lots of theatre. Close.
- 548
- 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:45,090
- The heat from the blast was in excess
- of 3,000 degrees Celsius.
- 549
- 00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:48,800
- Any subjects within 12.5 yards
- were vaporised instantly.
- 550
- 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,550
- No bomb parts found in a three-mile
- radius of the Chinese Theatre?
- 551
- 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,640
- No, sir.
- 552
- 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,680
- Talk to me, Happy.
- 553
- 00:31:14,450 --> 00:31:16,330
- When is a bomb not a bomb?
- 554
- 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,760
- Any military victims?
- 555
- 00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:31,410
- Not according to public record, sir.
- 556
- 00:31:31,470 --> 00:31:33,600
- Bring up
- the thermogenic signatures again.
- 557
- 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,390
- Factor in 3,000 degrees.
- 558
- 00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:38,180
- The Oracle cloud
- has completed analysis.
- 559
- 00:31:38,270 --> 00:31:39,350
- Accessing satellites
- 560
- 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,310
- and plotting the last 12 months
- of thermogenic occurrences now.
- 561
- 00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:46,440
- Take away everywhere
- that there's been a Mandarin attack.
- 562
- 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:52,910
- Nope.
- 563
- 00:31:58,790 --> 00:32:01,040
- That.
- Are you sure that's not one of his?
- 564
- 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,580
- It pre dates any known Mandarin attack.
- 565
- 00:32:03,670 --> 00:32:06,500
- The incident was the use of a bomb
- to assist a suicide.
- 566
- 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:08,420
- Bring her around.
- 567
- 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,510
- The heat signature
- is remarkably similar.
- 568
- 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,640
- 3,000 degree Celsius.
- 569
- 00:32:15,430 --> 00:32:17,520
- That's two military guys.
- 570
- 00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:19,550
- Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?
- 571
- 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:22,480
- Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.
- 572
- 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,570
- Are we still at ding-dong?
- 573
- 00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:32,070
- We're supposed to be on total...
- 574
- 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,280
- security lockdown.
- 575
- 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,200
- Come on, I threatened a terrorist.
- Who is that?
- 576
- 00:32:36,410 --> 00:32:37,910
- There's only so much I can do, sir,
- 577
- 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:41,910
- when you give the world's press
- your home address.
- 578
- 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,180
- Right there is fine.
- 579
- 00:32:57,050 --> 00:32:58,890
- You're not the Mandarin.
- 580
- 00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:01,060
- Are you? Are you?
- 581
- 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,230
- You don't remember.
- 582
- 00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:05,440
- Why am I not surprised?
- 583
- 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,830
- Don't take it personally. I don't
- remember what I had for breakfast.
- 584
- 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,320
- Gluten-free waffles, sir.
- 585
- 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,690
- That's right.
- 586
- 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,700
- Okay, look, I need to be alone with you,
- some place not here.
- 587
- 00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:14,780
- It's urgent.
- 588
- 00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:21,080
- Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing,
- but now I'm in a committed relationship.
- 589
- 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,200
- It's...
- 590
- 00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:25,040
- - With her.
- - Tony?
- 591
- 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:29,590
- - Is somebody there?
- - Yeah, it's Maya Hansen.
- 592
- 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,710
- Old botanist pal
- 593
- 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,180
- that I used to know, barely.
- 594
- 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,180
- Please don't tell me
- there's a 12-year-old kid
- 595
- 00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:37,830
- waiting in the car that I've never met.
- 596
- 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:38,220
- He's 13.
- 597
- 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,100
- No, I need your help.
- 598
- 00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:41,770
- But, what for? Why now?
- 599
- 00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:45,100
- Because I read the papers, and frankly,
- I don't think you'll last the week.
- 600
- 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,230
- I'll be fine.
- 601
- 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:49,770
- I'm sorry, with Happy in the hospital,
- I didn't know we were expecting guests.
- 602
- 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:51,730
- - We weren't.
- - And old girlfriends.
- 603
- 00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:53,570
- - She's not, really.
- - No, not really.
- 604
- 00:33:53,650 --> 00:33:56,820
- - It was just one night.
- - Yep.
- 605
- 00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:58,620
- That's how you did it, isn't it?
- 606
- 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:01,040
- - It was a great night.
- - Yep. Well, you know.
- 607
- 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,040
- - You saved yourself a world of pain.
- - What?
- 608
- 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,760
- - I'm sure.
- - Trust me. We're going out of town.
- 609
- 00:34:04,790 --> 00:34:05,990
- Okay. We've been through this.
- 610
- 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:06,920
- - Nope.
- - Yep!
- 611
- 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,960
- - The man says no.
- - Immediately and indefinitely.
- 612
- 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,540
- - Honey...
- - Great idea. Let's go.
- 613
- 00:34:10,630 --> 00:34:13,260
- I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea.
- Please don't touch her bags.
- 614
- 00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:14,840
- This is how normal people behave.
- 615
- 00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:17,090
- I can't protect you out there.
- 616
- 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,010
- Is... ls that normal?
- 617
- 00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:21,260
- - Sadly, that is very normal.
- - Yes, this is normal!
- 618
- 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:23,020
- It's a big bunny. Relax about it!
- 619
- 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:24,350
- Calm down.
- 620
- 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:26,350
- - I got this for you.
- - I'm aware of that.
- 621
- 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,200
- You still haven't even
- told me you liked it.
- 622
- 00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:29,150
- I don't like it.
- 623
- 00:34:29,230 --> 00:34:30,460
- I asked you three...
- You don't like it.
- 624
- 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,840
- - We are leaving the house.
- - Guys?
- 625
- 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,280
- That's not even up for discussion.
- 626
- 00:34:33,310 --> 00:34:34,990
- - Can we...
- - I said no. What?
- 627
- 00:34:35,070 --> 00:34:36,310
- Do we need to worry about that?
- 628
- 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:26,790
- I 9011 you.
- 629
- 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,040
- I got you first.
- 630
- 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,460
- Like I said, we can't stay here.
- 631
- 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,840
- Move! I'm right behind you.
- 632
- 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,540
- Get her. I'm gonna find a way around.
- 633
- 00:35:48,430 --> 00:35:49,870
- Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside.
- 634
- 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,980
- Go!
- 635
- 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,090
- Oh, my God. Tony!
- 636
- 00:36:30,350 --> 00:36:33,230
- Sir, Ms Potts
- is clear of the structure.
- 637
- 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:06,680
- Jarvis, where's my flight power?
- 638
- 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,810
- Working on it, sir. This is a prototype.
- 639
- 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:24,910
- That's one.
- 640
- 00:37:26,950 --> 00:37:29,410
- Sir, the suit is not combat ready.
- 641
- 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,510
- That's two.
- 642
- 00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:01,380
- Tony!
- 643
- 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,910
- Sir, take a deep breath.
- 644
- 00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:54,470
- Flight power restored.
- 645
- 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,950
- Sir?
- 646
- 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:12,740
- Sir!
- 647
- 00:40:13,450 --> 00:40:15,870
- All right, kill the alarm. I got it.
- 648
- 00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:20,000
- That's the emergency alert triggered by
- the power dropping below 5%.
- 649
- 00:40:56,990 --> 00:40:59,950
- It's snowing, right?
- Where are we, upstate?
- 650
- 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,750
- We are five miles outside of
- Rose Hill, Tennessee.
- 651
- 00:41:03,830 --> 00:41:05,250
- Why?
- 652
- 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:08,000
- Jarvis. Not my idea.
- 653
- 00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:10,910
- What are we doing here?
- This is thousands of miles away!
- 654
- 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:12,350
- I gotta get Pepper-
- 655
- 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,140
- I prepared a flight plan.
- This was the location.
- 656
- 00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:16,220
- Who asked you?
- 657
- 00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:18,260
- Open the suit.
- 658
- 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,030
- I... I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.
- 659
- 00:41:20,050 --> 00:41:21,050
- Open it, J.
- 660
- 00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:28,820
- That's brisk.
- 661
- 00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:38,620
- Maybe I'll just cosy back up for a...
- 662
- 00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:41,620
- I actually think
- I need to sleep now, sir.
- 663
- 00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:43,290
- Jarvis.
- 664
- 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,880
- Jarvis?
- 665
- 00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:51,550
- Don't leave me, buddy.
- 666
- 00:42:12,570 --> 00:42:16,910
- Stark secure server now transferring
- to all known receivers.
- 667
- 00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:18,320
- Pepper, it's me.
- 668
- 00:42:18,530 --> 00:42:21,700
- I've got a lot of apologies to make
- and not a lot of time.
- 669
- 00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:24,660
- So... First off, I'm so sorry
- I put you in harm's way.
- 670
- 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:28,500
- That was selfish and stupid,
- and it won't happen again.
- 671
- 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:31,670
- Also, it's Christmastime
- and the rabbit's too big.
- 672
- 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,760
- Done. Sorry.
- 673
- 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,840
- And I'm sorry in advance
- 674
- 00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:38,890
- because I can't come home yet.
- 675
- 00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:42,100
- I need to find this guy.
- 676
- 00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:45,020
- You gotta stay safe, that's all I know.
- 677
- 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,440
- I just stole a poncho
- from a wooden Indian.
- 678
- 00:43:12,670 --> 00:43:13,960
- Let's get you comfy.
- 679
- 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,680
- You happy now?
- 680
- 00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:30,060
- Freeze!
- 681
- 00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:33,650
- Don't move.
- 682
- 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,650
- You got me.
- 683
- 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,900
- Nice potato gun.
- 684
- 00:43:39,490 --> 00:43:40,570
- Barrel's a little long.
- 685
- 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:44,580
- Between that and the wide gauge,
- it's gonna diminish your FPS.
- 686
- 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:50,000
- And now you're out of ammo.
- 687
- 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,540
- What's that thing on your chest?
- 688
- 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,750
- It's an electromagnet.
- 689
- 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,800
- You should know,
- you got a box of them right here.
- 690
- 00:43:58,170 --> 00:43:59,340
- What does it power?
- 691
- 00:44:08,350 --> 00:44:10,270
- Oh, my God.
- 692
- 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,560
- That...
- 693
- 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,980
- That's... ls that Iron Man?
- 694
- 00:44:17,190 --> 00:44:18,610
- Technically, I am.
- 695
- 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,360
- Technically, you're dead.
- 696
- 00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:24,410
- Valid point.
- 697
- 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:25,870
- What happened to him?
- 698
- 00:44:25,950 --> 00:44:27,370
- Life.
- 699
- 00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,040
- I built him. I take care of him.
- 700
- 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,040
- I'll fix him.
- 701
- 00:44:33,130 --> 00:44:34,170
- Like a mechanic?
- 702
- 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,710
- Yeah.
- 703
- 00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:40,130
- If I was building
- Iron Man and War Machine...
- 704
- 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:41,300
- It's "Iron Patriot" HOW-
- 705
- 00:44:41,380 --> 00:44:42,550
- That's way cooler.
- 706
- 00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:43,970
- No, it's not.
- 707
- 00:44:44,050 --> 00:44:48,100
- Anyways, I would have added in
- the retro...
- 708
- 00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:50,770
- - Retro-reflective panels?
- - To make him stealth mode.
- 709
- 00:44:51,060 --> 00:44:52,770
- - You want a stealth mode?
- - Cool, right?
- 710
- 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,900
- That's actually a good idea.
- Maybe I'll build one.
- 711
- 00:44:55,150 --> 00:44:56,310
- - Not a good idea.
- - Oops.
- 712
- 00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:58,730
- What are you doing?
- You're gonna break his finger?
- 713
- 00:44:59,070 --> 00:45:00,990
- He's in pain. He's been injured.
- Leave him alone.
- 714
- 00:45:01,010 --> 00:45:01,490
- Sorry.
- 715
- 00:45:01,650 --> 00:45:03,070
- Are you?
- 716
- 00:45:04,570 --> 00:45:06,870
- Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.
- 717
- 00:45:06,950 --> 00:45:08,660
- So, who's home?
- 718
- 00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:13,120
- My mom already left for the diner,
- and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers.
- 719
- 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,250
- I guess he won,
- because that was six years ago.
- 720
- 00:45:19,170 --> 00:45:21,450
- Which happens. Dads leave.
- No need to be a pussy about it.
- 721
- 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,480
- Here's what I need.
- 722
- 00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:25,840
- A laptop, a digital watch,
- a cell phone,
- 723
- 00:45:25,930 --> 00:45:28,350
- the pneumatic actuator
- from your bazooka over there,
- 724
- 00:45:28,430 --> 00:45:31,810
- a map of town, a big spring
- and a tuna fish sandwich.
- 725
- 00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:34,020
- What's in it for me?
- 726
- 00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:36,860
- - Salvation. What's his name?
- - Who?
- 727
- 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:40,360
- The kid that bullies you at school.
- What's his name?
- 728
- 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,940
- How'd you know that?
- 729
- 00:45:42,610 --> 00:45:44,280
- I got just the thing.
- 730
- 00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:49,580
- This is a piniata for a cricket.
- 731
- 00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:51,380
- I'm kidding.
- This is a very powerful weapon.
- 732
- 00:45:51,450 --> 00:45:54,710
- Point it away from your face,
- press the button on top,
- 733
- 00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:55,870
- it discourages bullying.
- 734
- 00:45:56,790 --> 00:46:00,300
- Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass.
- Deal?
- 735
- 00:46:00,630 --> 00:46:01,800
- Deal? What do you say?
- 736
- 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,720
- - Deal.
- - Deal?
- 737
- 00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:06,180
- What's your name?
- 738
- 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,800
- Harley. And you're...
- 739
- 00:46:08,970 --> 00:46:10,260
- The mechanic.
- 740
- 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,560
- Tony.
- 741
- 00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:16,520
- You know what keeps
- going through my head?
- 742
- 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,190
- "Where's my sandwich?"
- 743
- 00:46:25,990 --> 00:46:28,490
- Where is Tony Stark?
- 744
- 00:46:57,060 --> 00:47:00,560
- Stark secure server.
- Retinal scan verified.
- 745
- 00:47:00,650 --> 00:47:01,770
- Pepper, it's me.
- 746
- 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:04,780
- I've got a lot of apologies to make
- and not a lot of time.
- 747
- 00:47:04,860 --> 00:47:07,900
- So... First off, I'm so sorry
- I put you in harm's way.
- 748
- 00:47:07,990 --> 00:47:10,370
- That was selfish and stupid
- and it won't happen again.
- 749
- 00:47:12,780 --> 00:47:14,140
- Why were you at the house tonight?
- 750
- 00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:17,710
- What was so important
- that you had to speak to Tony?
- 751
- 00:47:21,540 --> 00:47:24,500
- I think that my boss
- is working for the Mandarin.
- 752
- 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,480
- So, if you still want to talk about it
- 753
- 00:47:27,510 --> 00:47:30,600
- I suggest that we get
- ourselves some place safe.
- 754
- 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:34,600
- Your boss works for the Mandarin,
- you think?
- 755
- 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,890
- But Tony says you're a botanist. So...
- 756
- 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:39,730
- That figures. What I actually am
- is a biological DNA coder
- 757
- 00:47:39,810 --> 00:47:42,150
- running a team of 40
- out of a privately funded think tank.
- 758
- 00:47:42,230 --> 00:47:43,940
- But sure, you can call me a botanist.
- 759
- 00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:48,360
- This boss of yours,
- does he have a name?
- 760
- 00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:51,200
- Yeah, Aldrich Killian.
- 761
- 00:47:54,450 --> 00:47:56,790
- We took the house down, sir.
- But there's no sign of a body.
- 762
- 00:47:56,870 --> 00:47:57,910
- - I see.
- - No Stark.
- 763
- 00:47:58,370 --> 00:48:00,620
- I have to go.
- 764
- 00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:02,960
- The master is about to record
- and he's a little...
- 765
- 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,630
- Well, you know how he gets.
- 766
- 00:48:05,710 --> 00:48:09,260
- Keep your appointment tonight
- and call me when it's done.
- 767
- 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,850
- All right, everybody.
- No talking and no eye contact.
- 768
- 00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:19,230
- Unless you want to get shot in the face.
- 769
- 00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:31,950
- Report in.
- 770
- 00:48:33,990 --> 00:48:34,990
- Path is clear.
- 771
- 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,460
- The master is travelling.
- 772
- 00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:59,350
- Well, then, what are we waiting for?
- 773
- 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,680
- The sandwich was fair,
- the spring was a little rusty,
- 774
- 00:49:03,730 --> 00:49:06,150
- the rest of the materials, I'll make do.
- 775
- 00:49:06,230 --> 00:49:08,000
- By the way,
- when you said your sister had a watch...
- 776
- 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:09,260
- - Yeah?
- - I was kind of hoping
- 777
- 00:49:09,290 --> 00:49:11,530
- for something a little more
- adult than that.
- 778
- 00:49:11,610 --> 00:49:15,240
- She's six.
- Anyway, it's a limited edition.
- 779
- 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,740
- When can we talk about New York?
- 780
- 00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:18,700
- Maybe never. Relax about it.
- 781
- 00:49:18,790 --> 00:49:20,670
- What about the Avengers?
- Can we talk about them?
- 782
- 00:49:20,690 --> 00:49:22,900
- I dunno. Later.
- Hey, kid, give me a little space.
- 783
- 00:49:26,670 --> 00:49:30,170
- What's the official story here?
- What happened?
- 784
- 00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:34,800
- I guess this guy named Chad Davis
- used to live roundabouts.
- 785
- 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:38,300
- He won a bunch of medals in the army.
- 786
- 00:49:38,390 --> 00:49:42,640
- And one day, folks said he went crazy
- and made, you know, a bomb.
- 787
- 00:49:43,270 --> 00:49:45,400
- Then he blew himself up, right here.
- 788
- 00:49:51,650 --> 00:49:53,490
- - Six people died, right?
- - Yeah.
- 789
- 00:49:53,570 --> 00:49:55,320
- - Including Chad Davis.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 790
- 00:50:01,450 --> 00:50:04,870
- Yeah. That doesn't make sense.
- 791
- 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,210
- Think about it.
- 792
- 00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,880
- Six dead. Only five shadows.
- 793
- 00:50:10,170 --> 00:50:11,460
- Yeah.
- 794
- 00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:14,380
- People said these shadows are
- like the marks of souls going to heaven.
- 795
- 00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:17,840
- Except the bomb guy.
- 796
- 00:50:17,930 --> 00:50:21,810
- He went to hell,
- on account of he didn't get a shadow.
- 797
- 00:50:21,890 --> 00:50:23,310
- That's why there's only five.
- 798
- 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,350
- - Do you buy that?
- - It's what everyone says.
- 799
- 00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:32,110
- You know what
- this crater reminds me of?
- 800
- 00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:34,650
- No idea. I'm not...
- I don't care.
- 801
- 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:40,370
- That giant Wormhole in New York.
- 802
- 00:50:40,830 --> 00:50:42,870
- Does it remind you?
- 803
- 00:50:42,950 --> 00:50:45,000
- That's manipulative.
- I don't want to talk about it.
- 804
- 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,040
- Are they coming back? The aliens?
- 805
- 00:50:47,290 --> 00:50:48,420
- Maybe. Can you stop?
- 806
- 00:50:50,170 --> 00:50:52,330
- Remember what I told you,
- that I have an anxiety issue?
- 807
- 00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:54,170
- Does this subject make you edgy?
- 808
- 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,620
- Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch
- my breath for a second?
- 809
- 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,430
- Are there bad guys in Rose Hill?
- 810
- 00:50:58,510 --> 00:51:00,930
- Do you need a plastic bag
- to breathe into?
- 811
- 00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:02,810
- - Do you have medication?
- - No.
- 812
- 00:51:02,970 --> 00:51:04,450
- - Do you need to be on it?
- - Probably.
- 813
- 00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:05,990
- - Do you have PTSD?
- - I don't think so.
- 814
- 00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:07,520
- Are you going completely mental?
- 815
- 00:51:08,140 --> 00:51:09,770
- I can stop. Do you want me to stop?
- 816
- 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,120
- Remember when I said
- to stop doing that?
- 817
- 00:51:12,150 --> 00:51:14,690
- I swear that you're gonna freak me out.
- 818
- 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,820
- Man, you did it, didn't you?
- You happy now?
- 819
- 00:51:18,910 --> 00:51:19,950
- What did I say?
- 820
- 00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:21,700
- Hey! Wait up!
- 821
- 00:51:22,530 --> 00:51:24,580
- Wait, wait.
- 822
- 00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:31,290
- What the hell was that?
- 823
- 00:51:35,210 --> 00:51:37,470
- Your fault. You spazzed me out.
- 824
- 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:41,510
- Okay, back to business.
- Where were we?
- 825
- 00:51:41,590 --> 00:51:42,800
- The guy who died.
- 826
- 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,020
- Relatives? Mom?
- Mrs Davis, where is she?
- 827
- 00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:47,140
- Where she always is.
- 828
- 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,850
- See? Now, you're being helpful.
- 829
- 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:56,360
- Sorry.
- 830
- 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:57,900
- Lady?
- 831
- 00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:00,820
- Is this...
- 832
- 00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:02,870
- Thank you.
- 833
- 00:52:05,410 --> 00:52:08,000
- Nice haircut. It suits you.
- 834
- 00:52:08,540 --> 00:52:09,540
- Nice watch.
- 835
- 00:52:09,790 --> 00:52:11,250
- Yeah. A limited edition.
- 836
- 00:52:11,790 --> 00:52:13,840
- I don't doubt it.
- 837
- 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,130
- Well, have a good evening.
- 838
- 00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:29,850
- Excuse me.
- 839
- 00:52:39,530 --> 00:52:41,200
- Mrs Davis?
- 840
- 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:42,950
- Mind if I join you?
- 841
- 00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:44,820
- Free country.
- 842
- 00:52:45,330 --> 00:52:46,780
- Sure is.
- 843
- 00:52:51,370 --> 00:52:52,920
- All right.
- 844
- 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,880
- Where would you like to start?
- 845
- 00:52:56,210 --> 00:52:59,420
- I just want to say,
- I'm sorry about your loss.
- 846
- 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:01,030
- I want to know
- what you think happened.
- 847
- 00:53:03,130 --> 00:53:08,060
- Look, I brought your damn file.
- You take it, go.
- 848
- 00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:12,810
- Whatever was in here,
- he wanted no part of it.
- 849
- 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:16,770
- Clearly, you're waiting
- for someone else. Huh?
- 850
- 00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:18,100
- Supposed to meet someone here?
- 851
- 00:53:18,190 --> 00:53:19,190
- Yeah.
- 852
- 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,460
- Mrs Davis,
- your son didn't kill himself.
- 853
- 00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:37,420
- I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone.
- 854
- 00:53:39,130 --> 00:53:40,250
- Someone used him.
- 855
- 00:53:41,590 --> 00:53:42,590
- What?
- 856
- 00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:45,180
- As a weapon.
- 857
- 00:53:48,930 --> 00:53:52,680
- You're not the person
- that called me after all, are you?
- 858
- 00:53:53,390 --> 00:53:54,600
- Actually, I am.
- 859
- 00:53:58,650 --> 00:54:01,940
- Hey, hey, hey! What's all this about?
- What the hell is going on here?
- 860
- 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,030
- It's called an arrest.
- 861
- 00:54:05,490 --> 00:54:08,120
- - Sheriff, is it?
- - Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are?
- 862
- 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,240
- Homeland Security. We good here?
- 863
- 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:12,160
- No, we're not "good."
- 864
- 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:13,930
- I need a little more information
- than that.
- 865
- 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,210
- I think it's a little above
- your pay grade, Sheriff.
- 866
- 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:19,750
- Yeah? Why don't you get on the horn
- to Nashville, and upgrade me?
- 867
- 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,630
- All right. You know what?
- I was hoping to do this the smart way
- 868
- 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:25,470
- but the fun way is always good.
- 869
- 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,340
- Deputy, get this woman out of...
- 870
- 00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:44,460
- Hey, hot wings, you want to party?
- Come on, you and me, let's go.
- 871
- 00:54:58,210 --> 00:55:00,170
- - Crazy, huh?
- - Yep.
- 872
- 00:55:01,670 --> 00:55:02,710
- Watch this.
- 873
- 00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:12,700
- You walked right into this one.
- I've dated hotter chicks than you.
- 874
- 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,080
- That's all you got?
- 875
- 00:56:16,580 --> 00:56:18,060
- A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
- 876
- 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,460
- Sweetheart, that could be
- the name of my autobiography.
- 877
- 00:57:22,140 --> 00:57:24,270
- - Let me go!
- - Help me!
- 878
- 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:29,650
- Anyway-
- 879
- 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:32,900
- Hey, kid,
- what would you like for Christmas?
- 880
- 00:57:32,990 --> 00:57:34,950
- Mr Stark, I am so sorry.
- 881
- 00:57:35,030 --> 00:57:36,630
- No, no, no.
- I think he was trying to say,
- 882
- 00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:38,570
- "I want my god damn file."
- 883
- 00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:39,700
- It's not your fault, kid.
- 884
- 00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:44,210
- Remember what I told you
- about bullies?
- 885
- 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,880
- You like that, Westvvorld?
- 886
- 00:57:52,380 --> 00:57:53,740
- That's the thing about smart guys,
- 887
- 00:57:54,510 --> 00:57:56,300
- we always cover our ass.
- 888
- 00:58:20,620 --> 00:58:22,410
- You're welcome.
- 889
- 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:25,080
- For what? Did I miss something?
- 890
- 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,120
- Me, saving your life.
- 891
- 00:58:27,210 --> 00:58:30,340
- Yeah. A, I saved you first.
- B, thanks. Sort of.
- 892
- 00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:33,170
- And C, if you do someone a solid,
- don't be a yutz.
- 893
- 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:36,550
- All right? Just play it cool.
- Otherwise you come off grandiose.
- 894
- 00:58:36,630 --> 00:58:38,430
- Unlike you?
- 895
- 00:58:40,010 --> 00:58:41,890
- Admit it, you need me.
- 896
- 00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:43,520
- We're connected.
- 897
- 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,760
- What I need is for you to go home,
- be with your mom,
- 898
- 00:58:45,850 --> 00:58:48,150
- keep your trap shut, guard the suit,
- 899
- 00:58:48,230 --> 00:58:49,670
- and stay connected to the telephone,
- 900
- 00:58:49,690 --> 00:58:51,410
- because if I call,
- you better pick up. Okay?
- 901
- 00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:54,490
- Can you feel that? We're done here.
- 902
- 00:58:54,570 --> 00:58:56,410
- Move out of the way,
- or I'm gonna run you over.
- 903
- 00:58:56,430 --> 00:58:57,810
- Bye, kid.
- 904
- 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,710
- I'm sorry, kid.
- 905
- 00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:07,420
- You did good.
- 906
- 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,380
- So, now you're just gonna
- leave me here, like my dad?
- 907
- 00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:13,500
- Yeah.
- 908
- 00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:16,730
- Wait, you're guilt-tripping me,
- aren't you?
- 909
- 00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:18,050
- I'm cold.
- 910
- 00:59:18,340 --> 00:59:20,590
- I can tell. You know how I can tell?
- 911
- 00:59:22,050 --> 00:59:23,600
- Because we're connected.
- 912
- 00:59:27,350 --> 00:59:29,520
- It was worth a shot.
- 913
- 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,290
- You get this.
- It's affordable. It's gorgeous.
- 914
- 00:59:44,370 --> 00:59:45,750
- It goes with any décor...
- 915
- 00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:49,960
- - What happened to picture?
- - Go to override.
- 916
- 00:59:51,460 --> 00:59:54,050
- - How is this happening again?
- - Fine. Override to Los Angeles.
- 917
- 00:59:54,130 --> 00:59:55,190
- I'm trying. There's nothing I can...
- 918
- 00:59:55,210 --> 00:59:56,440
- Well, where is the feed coming from?
- 919
- 00:59:56,460 --> 00:59:58,460
- I don't know,
- it's in all of our receivers and I...
- 920
- 00:59:58,490 --> 01:00:00,590
- The entire East Coast,
- the satellites are down.
- 921
- 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,010
- It's not just our station.
- 922
- 01:00:02,090 --> 01:00:03,180
- What about a backup manual?
- 923
- 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,390
- We have an unauthorised
- broadcast cutting through...
- 924
- 01:00:05,510 --> 01:00:09,350
- Mr Vice President,
- I think you should see this.
- 925
- 01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:12,810
- Oh, God, not again.
- 926
- 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,650
- Is the President getting this?
- 927
- 01:00:25,740 --> 01:00:27,500
- Mr President.
- 928
- 01:00:27,910 --> 01:00:29,750
- Only two lessons remain.
- 929
- 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:33,880
- And I intend to finish this
- before Christmas morning.
- 930
- 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:36,710
- Meet Thomas Richards.
- 931
- 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,970
- Good strong name. Good strong job.
- 932
- 01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:45,850
- Thomas, here, is an accountant
- for the Roxxon Oil Corporation.
- 933
- 01:00:48,430 --> 01:00:50,850
- But I'm sure he's a really good guy.
- 934
- 01:00:53,190 --> 01:00:54,590
- I'm going to shoot him in the head,
- 935
- 01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:57,940
- live on your television, in 30 seconds.
- 936
- 01:00:58,030 --> 01:00:59,150
- No!
- 937
- 01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:02,610
- The number for this telephone
- is in your cell phone.
- 938
- 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:05,830
- Exciting, isn't it,
- imagining how it got there?
- 939
- 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:07,660
- America,
- 940
- 01:01:07,950 --> 01:01:10,870
- if your president calls me
- in the next half-minute,
- 941
- 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,670
- Tom lives.
- 942
- 01:01:12,750 --> 01:01:13,750
- Go!
- 943
- 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,340
- How did he hack my phone?
- 944
- 01:01:17,420 --> 01:01:19,380
- We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
- 945
- 01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:20,710
- I have to make this call.
- 946
- 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,200
- I'd strongly advise against that.
- 947
- 01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:24,890
- This is the right thing to do.
- 948
- 01:01:51,410 --> 01:01:53,870
- There's just one lesson left,
- President Ellis.
- 949
- 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,830
- So run away, hide,
- kiss your children goodbye.
- 950
- 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:56,920
- Because nothing,
- 951
- 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,420
- not your army, not your red, white
- and blue attack dog,
- 952
- 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,510
- can save YOU.
- 953
- 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,970
- I'll see you soon.
- 954
- 01:02:08,050 --> 01:02:11,430
- Tell Rhodes,
- find this lunatic right now.
- 955
- 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,230
- Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal.
- 956
- 01:02:13,310 --> 01:02:15,140
- We have a possible point of origin
- in Pakistan
- 957
- 01:02:15,230 --> 01:02:16,630
- and the Patriot is ready to strike.
- 958
- 01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:18,820
- - Right now.
- - Yes, sir.
- 959
- 01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:34,460
- Man. Happy, Happy, Happy.
- 960
- 01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:50,510
- Don't move!
- 961
- 01:02:56,810 --> 01:02:57,810
- Hang on a second.
- 962
- 01:02:58,690 --> 01:02:59,690
- Hello?
- 963
- 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:01,940
- You ever have a chick straddling you,
- and you look up
- 964
- 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,440
- and suddenly she's glowing from
- the inside out, kind of a bright orange?
- 965
- 01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,060
- Yeah, I've had that. Who is this?
- 966
- 01:03:07,110 --> 01:03:08,110
- It's me, pal.
- 967
- 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,320
- Now, last time I went missing,
- if I remember correctly,
- 968
- 01:03:10,340 --> 01:03:12,330
- you came looking for me.
- What are you doing?
- 969
- 01:03:12,410 --> 01:03:13,850
- A little knock-and-talk,
- making friends in Pakistan.
- 970
- 01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:14,870
- What are you doing?
- 971
- 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:18,080
- Your redesign, your big rebrand,
- that was AIM, right?
- 972
- 01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:19,170
- Yeah.
- 973
- 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,240
- I'm gonna find a heavy-duty
- comm sat now, I need your login.
- 974
- 01:03:23,420 --> 01:03:25,460
- It's the same as it's always been,
- "WarMachine68."
- 975
- 01:03:25,630 --> 01:03:26,630
- And password, please.
- 976
- 01:03:26,670 --> 01:03:28,750
- Look, I gotta change it
- every time you hack in, Tony.
- 977
- 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,140
- It's not the 80s,
- nobody says "hack" any more.
- 978
- 01:03:31,220 --> 01:03:32,220
- Give me your login.
- 979
- 01:03:33,850 --> 01:03:36,270
- "WAR MACHINE ROX"
- with an all caps.
- 980
- 01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:40,980
- Yeah, okay.
- 981
- 01:03:41,270 --> 01:03:44,320
- That is so much better
- than "Iron Patriot."
- 982
- 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:53,990
- Very nice. Very nice.
- 983
- 01:03:54,290 --> 01:03:56,790
- I have one question for you.
- 984
- 01:03:56,910 --> 01:03:59,420
- What would you like
- for Christmas this year?
- 985
- 01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:02,540
- Well, David...
- 986
- 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:09,430
- Do not erase a programme from
- my DVR unless you are 100% sure...
- 987
- 01:04:14,390 --> 01:04:16,810
- One more time!
- Ms Elk Ridge, everybody! All right.
- 988
- 01:04:18,850 --> 01:04:21,520
- Because you erase my shows!
- 989
- 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:27,320
- That ain't gonna cut it.
- 990
- 01:04:27,570 --> 01:04:29,530
- We talked about this.
- 991
- 01:04:30,990 --> 01:04:33,120
- Excuse me, sir. I don't know who...
- 992
- 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,440
- Mom, I need to call you back.
- Something magical is happening.
- 993
- 01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:41,370
- - Tony Stark is in my van.
- - Keep it down.
- 994
- 01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:43,100
- - Tony Stark is in my van!
- - No, he's not.
- 995
- 01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:44,250
- I knew you were still alive!
- 996
- 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:45,880
- Come on in. Close the door.
- 997
- 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,050
- Wow. Can I just say, sir...
- 998
- 01:04:52,130 --> 01:04:53,260
- Yep.
- 999
- 01:04:54,050 --> 01:04:55,220
- I am your biggest fan.
- 1000
- 01:04:55,390 --> 01:04:57,510
- First, is this your van?
- Is anyone else gonna come in?
- 1001
- 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,600
- No, no, no. Just us.
- 1002
- 01:04:58,680 --> 01:04:59,770
- Great. What's your name?
- 1003
- 01:04:59,850 --> 01:05:01,440
- - 680'- - 680'-
- 1004
- 01:05:02,980 --> 01:05:04,560
- - Wow.
- - Right there is fine.
- 1005
- 01:05:04,690 --> 01:05:05,860
- - Okay.
- - Okay?
- 1006
- 01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:07,180
- I get a lot of this, it's okay.
- 1007
- 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,490
- - Good. Can I just say?
- - What do you want? Yeah.
- 1008
- 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,990
- I don't know if you can tell,
- 1009
- 01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:15,200
- but I have patterned
- my whole look after you.
- 1010
- 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,680
- - My hair's a little...
- - It's fine.
- 1011
- 01:05:16,740 --> 01:05:18,620
- It's not right,
- 'cause there's no product in it.
- 1012
- 01:05:18,650 --> 01:05:20,160
- Right.
- 1013
- 01:05:20,410 --> 01:05:24,290
- I don't want to make things awkward
- for you, but I do have to show you...
- 1014
- 01:05:24,540 --> 01:05:25,750
- Boom!
- 1015
- 01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:28,960
- A Hispanic Scott Baio.
- 1016
- 01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,760
- - I'm sorry. ls that me?
- - Yeah. It's... I mean...
- 1017
- 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:36,600
- I had them do it off a doll that I made,
- so it's not like it's off a picture.
- 1018
- 01:05:37,180 --> 01:05:40,140
- - So it's a little bit...
- - Gary. Listen to me, okay?
- 1019
- 01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:44,140
- I don't want to clip your wings, here.
- We're both a little over-excited.
- 1020
- 01:05:44,230 --> 01:05:46,150
- I got an issue. I'm chasing bad guys.
- 1021
- 01:05:46,230 --> 01:05:48,990
- I'm trying to grab a little something
- from some hard-crypt data files.
- 1022
- 01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:50,150
- I don't have enough juice.
- 1023
- 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,570
- I need you to jump on the roof...
- Right?
- 1024
- 01:05:52,650 --> 01:05:54,860
- Recalibrate the lSDNs.
- 1025
- 01:05:54,950 --> 01:05:56,990
- Pump it up by about 40%.
- 1026
- 01:05:57,450 --> 01:05:58,930
- - Got it.
- - All right? It's a mission.
- 1027
- 01:05:58,950 --> 01:05:59,660
- Yeah.
- 1028
- 01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:01,750
- Tony needs Gary.
- 1029
- 01:06:01,830 --> 01:06:03,000
- And Gary needs Tony.
- 1030
- 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,420
- - Be quiet about it. Go.
- - Yeah.
- 1031
- 01:06:27,770 --> 01:06:31,480
- What would you regard
- as the defining moment of your life?
- 1032
- 01:06:31,690 --> 01:06:34,450
- I think that would be the day
- I decided not to let my injury beat me.
- 1033
- 01:06:37,110 --> 01:06:38,950
- Will you please state your name
- for the camera?
- 1034
- 01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:40,230
- Ellen Brandt.
- 1035
- 01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:44,540
- Okay. So, the injections
- are administered periodically.
- 1036
- 01:06:44,790 --> 01:06:46,070
- Addiction will not be tolerated.
- 1037
- 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:49,080
- Those who cannot regulate
- will be out from the programme.
- 1038
- 01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:53,300
- Once misfits, cripples...
- 1039
- 01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:57,050
- You are the next iteration
- of human evolution.
- 1040
- 01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:03,220
- Everybody, before we start...
- 1041
- 01:07:03,470 --> 01:07:06,520
- I promise you, looking back at your life,
- there will be nothing as bitter
- 1042
- 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:10,730
- as the memory of that glorious risk
- you prudently elected to forego.
- 1043
- 01:07:10,810 --> 01:07:12,480
- Today is your glory-
- 1044
- 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:13,650
- Let's begin.
- 1045
- 01:07:24,950 --> 01:07:26,950
- We gotta get out of here!
- We gotta get out of here!
- 1046
- 01:07:26,980 --> 01:07:28,300
- Get her out!
- Get them out of here!
- 1047
- 01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:37,590
- A bomb is not a bomb
- when it's a misfire.
- 1048
- 01:07:39,550 --> 01:07:42,300
- The stuff doesn't always work.
- Right, pal?
- 1049
- 01:07:42,390 --> 01:07:44,600
- It's faulty,
- but you found a buyer, didn't you?
- 1050
- 01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:47,020
- Sold it to the Mandarin.
- 1051
- 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,850
- Got you, pal.
- 1052
- 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:53,940
- What happened?
- 1053
- 01:07:54,650 --> 01:07:56,610
- Fun fact.
- 1054
- 01:07:56,690 --> 01:07:59,820
- Before he built rockets for the Nazis,
- 1055
- 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:04,330
- the idealistic Werner Von Braun
- 1056
- 01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:06,620
- dreamed of space travel.
- 1057
- 01:08:07,910 --> 01:08:09,750
- He stargazed.
- 1058
- 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,590
- Do you know what he said
- when the first V-2 hit London?
- 1059
- 01:08:14,590 --> 01:08:18,050
- "The rocket performed perfectly."
- 1060
- 01:08:19,970 --> 01:08:22,640
- "It just landed on the wrong planet."
- 1061
- 01:08:23,510 --> 01:08:28,310
- See, we all begin wide-eyed.
- Pure science.
- 1062
- 01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:33,940
- And then the ego steps in,
- the obsession.
- 1063
- 01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:37,280
- And you look up,
- 1064
- 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,610
- you're a long way from shore.
- 1065
- 01:08:41,780 --> 01:08:44,700
- You can't be too hard on yourself,
- Maya.
- 1066
- 01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:47,870
- I mean, you gave your research
- to a think tank.
- 1067
- 01:08:47,950 --> 01:08:51,500
- Yeah, but Killian built that think tank
- on military contracts.
- 1068
- 01:08:51,790 --> 01:08:54,130
- That's exactly what we used to do.
- 1069
- 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,420
- So, don't judge yourself.
- 1070
- 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,920
- Thank you, Pepper.
- 1071
- 01:09:01,130 --> 01:09:02,930
- I really appreciate that.
- 1072
- 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,890
- - Hi, good evening. Come on in.
- - Good evening.
- 1073
- 01:09:14,690 --> 01:09:16,060
- Maya, rum!
- 1074
- 01:09:18,570 --> 01:09:19,900
- Hi, Pepper.
- 1075
- 01:09:21,450 --> 01:09:24,090
- So, you want to tell me why you
- were at Stark's mansion last night?
- 1076
- 01:09:24,110 --> 01:09:25,270
- I'm trying to fix this thing.
- 1077
- 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,800
- I didn't know you and the master
- were gonna blow the place up.
- 1078
- 01:09:27,820 --> 01:09:30,950
- I see. So, you were trying
- to save Stark, when he threatened us?
- 1079
- 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,910
- I've told you, Killian, we can use him.
- 1080
- 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000
- Pepper. Pepper. Pepper.
- 1081
- 01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:40,050
- Look, if we want to launch product
- next year, I need Stark.
- 1082
- 01:09:40,130 --> 01:09:43,680
- He just lacked a decent incentive.
- Now, he has one.
- 1083
- 01:09:48,510 --> 01:09:50,220
- This is support team Blue-Zero.
- 1084
- 01:09:50,310 --> 01:09:53,110
- Sending coordinates for a suspected
- Mandarin broadcast point of origin.
- 1085
- 01:09:53,130 --> 01:09:54,170
- COPY-
- 1086
- 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,400
- Nobody move.
- 1087
- 01:10:08,490 --> 01:10:09,580
- Support Blue-Zero,
- 1088
- 01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,580
- unless the Mandarin's next attack
- on the U.S.
- 1089
- 01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:13,250
- involves cheaply-made sportswear,
- 1090
- 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:15,750
- I think you messed up again.
- 1091
- 01:10:15,830 --> 01:10:18,670
- Yes, you're free, if you weren't before.
- 1092
- 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,000
- It's... Of course.
- 1093
- 01:10:20,090 --> 01:10:21,090
- Yes, ma'am.
- 1094
- 01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:22,300
- Iron Patriot on the job.
- 1095
- 01:10:22,460 --> 01:10:23,470
- Happy to help.
- 1096
- 01:10:23,670 --> 01:10:24,760
- No need to thank me, ma'am.
- 1097
- 01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:26,130
- It's my pleasure.
- 1098
- 01:10:34,270 --> 01:10:36,520
- Savin?
- I've acquired the Patriot armour.
- 1099
- 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:37,850
- If you want this suit,
- 1100
- 01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:40,270
- you're going to have to
- pry my cold dead body out of it.
- 1101
- 01:10:40,610 --> 01:10:42,070
- That's the plan, Colonel.
- 1102
- 01:10:43,650 --> 01:10:46,240
- Harley, tell me what's happening.
- Give me a full report.
- 1103
- 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:49,620
- Yeah, I'm still eating that candy.
- Do you want me to keep eating it?
- 1104
- 01:10:49,950 --> 01:10:51,750
- - How much have you had?
- - Two or three bowls.
- 1105
- 01:10:51,830 --> 01:10:54,620
- - Can you still see straight?
- - Sort of.
- 1106
- 01:10:54,710 --> 01:10:56,230
- That means you're fine.
- Give me Jarvis.
- 1107
- 01:10:56,710 --> 01:10:57,710
- Jarvis, how are we?
- 1108
- 01:10:57,790 --> 01:11:00,230
- It's totally fine, sir.
- I seem to do quite well for a stretch,
- 1109
- 01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:03,170
- and then at the end of the sentence,
- I say the wrong cranberry.
- 1110
- 01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:04,550
- And, sir, you were right.
- 1111
- 01:11:04,630 --> 01:11:07,300
- Once I factored in
- available AIM downlink facilities
- 1112
- 01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:09,800
- I was able to pinpoint
- the Mandarin's broadcast signal.
- 1113
- 01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:12,260
- What are we talking?
- Far East, Europe, North Africa...
- 1114
- 01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:14,270
- Iran, Pakistan, Syria? Where is it?
- 1115
- 01:11:14,470 --> 01:11:15,770
- Actually, sir, it's in Miami.
- 1116
- 01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:18,730
- Okay, kid, I'm gonna have
- to walk you through
- 1117
- 01:11:18,810 --> 01:11:20,190
- rebooting Jarvis's speech drive,
- 1118
- 01:11:20,270 --> 01:11:21,690
- but not right now.
- 1119
- 01:11:21,770 --> 01:11:22,850
- Harley, where is he really?
- 1120
- 01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:24,900
- Just look on the screen
- and tell me where it is.
- 1121
- 01:11:26,530 --> 01:11:28,530
- It does say Miami, Florida.
- 1122
- 01:11:28,610 --> 01:11:31,580
- Okay, first things first, I need
- the armour. Where are we at with it?
- 1123
- 01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,080
- It's not charging.
- 1124
- 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:43,630
- Actually, sir, it is charging,
- but the power source is questionable.
- 1125
- 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:46,130
- It may not succeed
- in revitalising the Mark 42.
- 1126
- 01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:48,260
- What's questionable about electricity?
- All right?
- 1127
- 01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:52,160
- It's my suit, and I can't...
- I'm not gonna... I don't wanna...
- 1128
- 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:54,140
- Oh, God, not again.
- 1129
- 01:11:54,350 --> 01:11:55,930
- Tony?
- 1130
- 01:11:58,060 --> 01:11:59,900
- Are you having another attack?
- 1131
- 01:12:00,060 --> 01:12:01,300
- I didn't even mention New York.
- 1132
- 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:04,820
- Right, and then you just said it by name
- while denying having said it.
- 1133
- 01:12:05,230 --> 01:12:06,690
- Okay...
- 1134
- 01:12:08,990 --> 01:12:09,990
- God, what am I gonna do?
- 1135
- 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:13,620
- Just breathe. Really, just breathe.
- 1136
- 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,540
- You're a mechanic, right?
- 1137
- 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:18,080
- Right.
- 1138
- 01:12:18,870 --> 01:12:20,250
- You said so.
- 1139
- 01:12:21,210 --> 01:12:22,710
- Yes, I did.
- 1140
- 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,710
- Why don't you just build something?
- 1141
- 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,770
- Okay.
- 1142
- 01:12:39,810 --> 01:12:40,810
- Thanks, kid.
- 1143
- 01:14:24,580 --> 01:14:29,590
- Why is it so hot in here?
- I told you to put it at 68.
- 1144
- 01:14:29,670 --> 01:14:31,000
- My fault again.
- 1145
- 01:14:31,090 --> 01:14:33,930
- Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
- I am not your personal air con...
- 1146
- 01:15:34,190 --> 01:15:35,280
- Well.
- 1147
- 01:15:36,820 --> 01:15:39,110
- I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes.
- 1148
- 01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:42,700
- Now, which one of you is Vanessa?
- 1149
- 01:15:42,780 --> 01:15:44,080
- That's me.
- 1150
- 01:15:44,660 --> 01:15:45,700
- Nessie.
- 1151
- 01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:50,880
- Did you know that fortune cookies
- aren't even Chinese?
- 1152
- 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,460
- There's some guy over here.
- 1153
- 01:15:52,540 --> 01:15:55,760
- They're made by Americans,
- based on a Japanese recipe.
- 1154
- 01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:57,050
- Hey!
- 1155
- 01:15:59,130 --> 01:16:00,180
- Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
- 1156
- 01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:01,800
- Don't move.
- 1157
- 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:04,010
- I'm not moving.
- You want something? Take it.
- 1158
- 01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:05,300
- Although the guns are all fake
- 1159
- 01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:07,640
- because those wankers
- wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
- 1160
- 01:16:07,670 --> 01:16:09,780
- - What?
- - Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?
- 1161
- 01:16:11,350 --> 01:16:12,610
- Heard enough.
- 1162
- 01:16:12,690 --> 01:16:14,770
- You're not him.
- The Mandarin, the real guy.
- 1163
- 01:16:14,940 --> 01:16:15,980
- Where?
- 1164
- 01:16:16,070 --> 01:16:18,240
- Where's the Mandarin? Where is he?
- 1165
- 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:21,280
- He's here.
- He's here, but he's not here.
- 1166
- 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,360
- - He's here, but he's not here.
- - What do you mean?
- 1167
- 01:16:23,390 --> 01:16:25,120
- It's complicated.
- Hey, it's complicated.
- 1168
- 01:16:25,410 --> 01:16:26,950
- - It is.
- - It's complicated.
- 1169
- 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:28,370
- Uncomplicate it. Ladies, out.
- 1170
- 01:16:28,460 --> 01:16:30,100
- Get out of the bed.
- Get into the bathroom.
- 1171
- 01:16:32,750 --> 01:16:33,960
- Sit.
- 1172
- 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,090
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1173
- 01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:46,260
- My name is Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
- 1174
- 01:16:46,350 --> 01:16:47,390
- What are you?
- 1175
- 01:16:48,810 --> 01:16:50,100
- A decoy? You're a double, right?
- 1176
- 01:16:50,390 --> 01:16:53,270
- You mean like an understudy?
- No, absolutely not.
- 1177
- 01:16:53,350 --> 01:16:56,150
- Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor.
- 1178
- 01:16:56,860 --> 01:16:59,030
- You got a minute to live.
- Fill it with words.
- 1179
- 01:16:59,110 --> 01:17:03,070
- It's just a role.
- "The Mandarin," it's not real.
- 1180
- 01:17:03,450 --> 01:17:05,530
- Then how did you get here, Trevor?
- 1181
- 01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:13,670
- Well, I had a little problem
- with substances.
- 1182
- 01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:18,000
- And I ended up doing things,
- no two ways about it,
- 1183
- 01:17:18,090 --> 01:17:20,380
- in the street,
- that a man shouldn't do.
- 1184
- 01:17:20,550 --> 01:17:22,010
- - Next?
- - Then,
- 1185
- 01:17:22,090 --> 01:17:24,970
- they approached me
- about the role,
- 1186
- 01:17:25,050 --> 01:17:26,470
- and they knew about the drugs.
- 1187
- 01:17:26,550 --> 01:17:28,230
- What did they say?
- They'd get you off them?
- 1188
- 01:17:28,260 --> 01:17:29,520
- They said they'd give me more.
- 1189
- 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:30,640
- They gave me things.
- 1190
- 01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:34,230
- They gave me this palace.
- They gave me plastic surgery.
- 1191
- 01:17:34,310 --> 01:17:36,560
- They gave me things.
- 1192
- 01:17:37,730 --> 01:17:38,860
- Did you just nod off?
- 1193
- 01:17:39,030 --> 01:17:40,030
- Hey.
- 1194
- 01:17:40,110 --> 01:17:41,950
- No, and a lovely speedboat.
- 1195
- 01:17:42,030 --> 01:17:44,450
- And the thing was, he needed someone
- 1196
- 01:17:44,530 --> 01:17:48,450
- to take credit
- for some accidental explosions.
- 1197
- 01:17:51,870 --> 01:17:52,870
- "He"?
- 1198
- 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,460
- - Killian?
- - Killian.
- 1199
- 01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:00,380
- - He created you?
- - He created me.
- 1200
- 01:18:01,090 --> 01:18:02,130
- Custom-made terror threat.
- 1201
- 01:18:02,630 --> 01:18:04,380
- Yes. Yes.
- 1202
- 01:18:04,590 --> 01:18:06,340
- His think tank thought it up.
- 1203
- 01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:09,060
- The pathology of a serial killer.
- 1204
- 01:18:09,260 --> 01:18:12,140
- The manipulation
- of Western iconography.
- 1205
- 01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:15,730
- Ready for another lesson?
- 1206
- 01:18:15,980 --> 01:18:17,270
- Blah, blah, blah.
- 1207
- 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:18,820
- No.
- 1208
- 01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:21,860
- Of course, it was my performance
- that brought the Mandarin to life.
- 1209
- 01:18:22,070 --> 01:18:23,490
- Your performance?
- 1210
- 01:18:24,530 --> 01:18:25,530
- Where people died?
- 1211
- 01:18:25,570 --> 01:18:27,280
- No, they didn't.
- 1212
- 01:18:27,990 --> 01:18:31,290
- Look around you.
- The costumes, green screen.
- 1213
- 01:18:31,370 --> 01:18:33,500
- Honestly,
- I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
- 1214
- 01:18:33,580 --> 01:18:35,370
- And when I was,
- it was movie magic, love.
- 1215
- 01:18:35,670 --> 01:18:37,630
- I'm sorry, but I got a best friend
- who's in a coma
- 1216
- 01:18:37,710 --> 01:18:38,880
- and he might not wake up.
- 1217
- 01:18:39,210 --> 01:18:40,350
- So you're gonna have
- to answer for that.
- 1218
- 01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:41,880
- You're still going down, pal.
- 1219
- 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:42,960
- You under...
- 1220
- 01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:52,560
- Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him?
- 1221
- 01:18:52,890 --> 01:18:55,140
- - I didn't tell him anything.
- - Nothing?
- 1222
- 01:18:56,060 --> 01:18:57,150
- No.
- 1223
- 01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:59,040
- You should have pressed
- the panic button.
- 1224
- 01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:01,940
- Well, I panicked, but then I handled it.
- 1225
- 01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:15,710
- Okay.
- 1226
- 01:19:24,670 --> 01:19:26,300
- It's just like old times, huh?
- 1227
- 01:19:26,670 --> 01:19:29,390
- Yeah. With zip ties. It's a ball.
- 1228
- 01:19:29,470 --> 01:19:31,100
- It wasn't my idea.
- 1229
- 01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:33,180
- Okay. So you took Killian's card.
- 1230
- 01:19:33,350 --> 01:19:34,350
- I took his money.
- 1231
- 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,810
- And here you are 13 years later,
- in a dungeon.
- 1232
- 01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,730
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 1233
- 01:19:38,810 --> 01:19:40,480
- No, you're in a dungeon.
- I'm free to go.
- 1234
- 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:42,400
- Yeah?
- 1235
- 01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:47,780
- A lot has happened, Tony.
- 1236
- 01:19:48,740 --> 01:19:50,200
- But I'm close.
- 1237
- 01:19:50,870 --> 01:19:52,990
- EXTREMIS is practically stabilised.
- 1238
- 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,250
- I'm telling you it isn't.
- I'm on the street.
- 1239
- 01:19:55,330 --> 01:19:56,810
- People are going bang.
- They're painting the walls.
- 1240
- 01:19:56,830 --> 01:19:58,160
- Maya, you're kidding yourself.
- 1241
- 01:19:58,250 --> 01:19:59,500
- Then help me fix it.
- 1242
- 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,170
- Did I do that?
- 1243
- 01:20:07,510 --> 01:20:08,510
- Yes.
- 1244
- 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:10,360
- I remember the night, not the morning.
- 1245
- 01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:12,780
- Is this what
- you've been chasing around?
- 1246
- 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,890
- - You don't remember?
- - I can't help you.
- 1247
- 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:19,270
- You used to have a moral psychology.
- 1248
- 01:20:19,350 --> 01:20:21,520
- You used to have ideals.
- 1249
- 01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:24,270
- You wanted to help people.
- 1250
- 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,230
- Now look at you.
- 1251
- 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:29,240
- I get to wake up every morning
- with someone who
- 1252
- 01:20:32,530 --> 01:20:34,080
- still has their soul.
- 1253
- 01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:40,750
- Get me out of here.
- 1254
- 01:20:43,750 --> 01:20:45,210
- Come on.
- 1255
- 01:20:46,380 --> 01:20:48,060
- You know what my old man
- used to say to me?
- 1256
- 01:20:49,090 --> 01:20:52,180
- One of his favourite of many sayings...
- 1257
- 01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:56,640
- "The early bird gets the worm,
- but the second mouse gets the cheese."
- 1258
- 01:20:56,850 --> 01:20:59,410
- You're not still pissed off
- about the Switzerland thing, are you?
- 1259
- 01:20:59,430 --> 01:21:01,480
- How can I be pissed at you, Tony?
- 1260
- 01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:03,560
- I'm here to thank you.
- 1261
- 01:21:03,730 --> 01:21:06,050
- You gave me the greatest gift
- that anybody's ever given me.
- 1262
- 01:21:06,730 --> 01:21:08,190
- Desperation.
- 1263
- 01:21:08,740 --> 01:21:10,400
- If you think back to Switzerland,
- 1264
- 01:21:10,530 --> 01:21:13,490
- you said you'd meet me
- on the rooftop, right?
- 1265
- 01:21:13,570 --> 01:21:16,450
- For the first 20 minutes,
- 1266
- 01:21:16,910 --> 01:21:18,870
- I actually thought you'd show up.
- 1267
- 01:21:18,950 --> 01:21:20,750
- And the next hour...
- 1268
- 01:21:22,330 --> 01:21:26,750
- I considered taking
- that one-step shortcut to the lobby.
- 1269
- 01:21:27,050 --> 01:21:28,050
- If you know what I mean.
- 1270
- 01:21:28,420 --> 01:21:31,420
- Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out
- what happened to the first mouse.
- 1271
- 01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:34,180
- But as I looked out over that city,
- 1272
- 01:21:34,430 --> 01:21:37,100
- nobody knew I was there,
- nobody could see me,
- 1273
- 01:21:37,180 --> 01:21:39,430
- no one was even looking.
- 1274
- 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:43,520
- I had a thought that would guide me
- for years to come.
- 1275
- 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,310
- Anonymity, Tony.
- 1276
- 01:21:46,980 --> 01:21:48,780
- Thanks to you,
- it's been my mantra ever since.
- 1277
- 01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:49,940
- Right?
- 1278
- 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:52,450
- You simply rule
- from behind the scenes.
- 1279
- 01:21:52,530 --> 01:21:54,990
- Because the second
- you give evil a face,
- 1280
- 01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:58,030
- a bin Laden, a Gaddafi, a Mandarin,
- 1281
- 01:21:58,120 --> 01:21:59,700
- you hand the people a target.
- 1282
- 01:21:59,990 --> 01:22:01,450
- You're something else.
- 1283
- 01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:04,790
- You have met him, I assume?
- 1284
- 01:22:04,870 --> 01:22:06,460
- Yes. Sir Laurence Oblivier.
- 1285
- 01:22:06,540 --> 01:22:08,880
- I know he's a little
- over the top sometimes.
- 1286
- 01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:10,760
- It's not entirely my fault.
- He has a tenden...
- 1287
- 01:22:10,790 --> 01:22:11,830
- He's a stage actor.
- 1288
- 01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:15,890
- They say his Lear was
- the toast of Croydon, wherever that is.
- 1289
- 01:22:15,970 --> 01:22:18,010
- Anyway, the point is,
- 1290
- 01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:21,430
- ever since that big dude
- with the hammer fell out of the sky,
- 1291
- 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,840
- subtlety has kind of had its day.
- 1292
- 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,060
- What's next for you in your world?
- 1293
- 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:30,270
- I wanted to repay you the selfsame gift
- that you so graciously imparted to me.
- 1294
- 01:22:37,070 --> 01:22:38,070
- Desperation.
- 1295
- 01:22:39,030 --> 01:22:40,080
- Now, this is live.
- 1296
- 01:22:40,370 --> 01:22:43,370
- I'm not sure if you can tell,
- but at this moment
- 1297
- 01:22:43,450 --> 01:22:47,920
- the body is trying to decide whether to
- accept EXTREMIS, or just give up.
- 1298
- 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:49,840
- And if it gives up,
- 1299
- 01:22:50,630 --> 01:22:54,840
- I have to say,
- the detonation is quite spectacular.
- 1300
- 01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:59,220
- But until that point,
- it's really just a lot of pain.
- 1301
- 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:03,930
- We haven't even talked salary yet.
- 1302
- 01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:06,520
- What kind of perk package
- are you thinking of?
- 1303
- 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:08,400
- Let him go.
- 1304
- 01:23:09,690 --> 01:23:10,690
- Hold on, hold on.
- 1305
- 01:23:11,650 --> 01:23:12,690
- Maya...
- 1306
- 01:23:12,900 --> 01:23:14,740
- I said, let him go.
- 1307
- 01:23:15,490 --> 01:23:16,900
- What are you doing?
- 1308
- 01:23:16,990 --> 01:23:19,700
- 1200 CCs.
- A dose half of this size, I'm dead.
- 1309
- 01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:24,790
- It's times like this my temper
- is tested somewhat.
- 1310
- 01:23:24,870 --> 01:23:26,210
- Maya, give me the injector.
- 1311
- 01:23:26,290 --> 01:23:28,750
- If I die, Killian,
- 1312
- 01:23:28,830 --> 01:23:31,920
- what happens to your soldiers?
- What happens to your product?
- 1313
- 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,210
- We're not doing this, okay?
- 1314
- 01:23:33,420 --> 01:23:36,630
- What happens to you?
- What happens if you go too hot?
- 1315
- 01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:49,600
- The good news is,
- 1316
- 01:23:50,940 --> 01:23:53,190
- a high-level position
- has just been vacated.
- 1317
- 01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:03,870
- You are a maniac.
- 1318
- 01:24:03,950 --> 01:24:06,120
- No, I'm a visionary.
- 1319
- 01:24:06,450 --> 01:24:08,660
- But I do own a maniac.
- 1320
- 01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:11,710
- And he takes the stage tonight.
- 1321
- 01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:16,780
- Once we get the Patriot installed,
- 1322
- 01:24:16,810 --> 01:24:19,550
- it will take me
- nine or 10 minutes for the takedown.
- 1323
- 01:24:19,630 --> 01:24:22,550
- That's great, but the last time I looked,
- there was somebody inside of it.
- 1324
- 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,730
- Afternoon, gentlemen.
- 1325
- 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:34,900
- Hello, Colonel.
- 1326
- 01:24:35,860 --> 01:24:37,240
- Step aside.
- 1327
- 01:24:45,660 --> 01:24:47,410
- We'll get you out of there.
- 1328
- 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:48,620
- Don't worry.
- 1329
- 01:24:49,330 --> 01:24:51,080
- You'll damage the armour.
- 1330
- 01:24:51,290 --> 01:24:52,710
- Yes, I will.
- 1331
- 01:24:53,290 --> 01:24:54,460
- But you can fix it, right?
- 1332
- 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:58,050
- I'm gonna take the Chinook
- to base camp.
- 1333
- 01:24:58,130 --> 01:24:59,630
- And I want Potts with me.
- 1334
- 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:00,720
- She's still in Phase Two.
- 1335
- 01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:04,000
- You're not going deaf, are you?
- 1336
- 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:22,990
- Careful, there. It's a limited edition.
- 1337
- 01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:24,450
- Hey, Ponytail Express.
- 1338
- 01:25:25,780 --> 01:25:27,860
- What's the mileage count
- between Tennessee and Miami?
- 1339
- 01:25:27,890 --> 01:25:28,890
- 832 miles.
- 1340
- 01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:30,410
- Very nice.
- 1341
- 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:31,830
- I'm good like that.
- 1342
- 01:25:32,460 --> 01:25:33,920
- Can you stop that?
- 1343
- 01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:35,540
- Break it, you bought it.
- 1344
- 01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:38,920
- I think I bought it.
- 1345
- 01:25:39,090 --> 01:25:41,930
- Okay, that wasn't mine to give away.
- That belongs to my friend's sister.
- 1346
- 01:25:41,950 --> 01:25:44,370
- And that's why
- I'm gonna kill you first.
- 1347
- 01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:46,610
- - What are you gonna do to me?
- - You'll see.
- 1348
- 01:25:46,630 --> 01:25:48,090
- You're zip-tied to a bed.
- 1349
- 01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:50,180
- This.
- 1350
- 01:25:53,230 --> 01:25:54,270
- That.
- 1351
- 01:25:59,030 --> 01:26:00,650
- Are you coming out?
- 1352
- 01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:05,700
- Do not open. Do not open.
- Don't open. Don't open.
- 1353
- 01:26:05,780 --> 01:26:06,780
- All right. Let's go.
- 1354
- 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:17,170
- You... You breathe fire? Okay.
- 1355
- 01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:24,430
- It's a glorious day, Savin.
- 1356
- 01:26:24,510 --> 01:26:26,470
- This time tomorrow,
- 1357
- 01:26:26,550 --> 01:26:30,140
- I'll have the West's
- most powerful leader in one hand,
- 1358
- 01:26:30,220 --> 01:26:33,980
- and the world's most feared terrorist
- in the other.
- 1359
- 01:26:34,270 --> 01:26:37,230
- I'll own the war on terror.
- 1360
- 01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:39,270
- Create supply and demand.
- 1361
- 01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:43,690
- For you, for your brothers and sisters.
- 1362
- 01:26:45,950 --> 01:26:47,990
- Trust me,
- you're gonna be in a puddle of blood
- 1363
- 01:26:48,070 --> 01:26:50,490
- on the ground in five, four, three...
- 1364
- 01:26:50,580 --> 01:26:51,870
- Come on! Two...
- 1365
- 01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:54,910
- How did we get this shift?
- 1366
- 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:57,000
- All right,
- I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.
- 1367
- 01:26:57,030 --> 01:26:58,330
- Put down your weapons.
- 1368
- 01:26:58,420 --> 01:27:00,800
- Tie yourselves to those chairs.
- I'll let you live.
- 1369
- 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,260
- In five, four, bang!
- 1370
- 01:27:03,420 --> 01:27:04,420
- Wow.
- 1371
- 01:27:04,630 --> 01:27:06,440
- You should be gone by now.
- You should've already been gone.
- 1372
- 01:27:06,470 --> 01:27:07,970
- I am just beyond terrified.
- 1373
- 01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:09,550
- Here it comes.
- 1374
- 01:27:09,890 --> 01:27:11,970
- - Three, four...
- - Shut up.
- 1375
- 01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:13,810
- Five, four, three, two, one!
- 1376
- 01:27:14,810 --> 01:27:16,310
- Told you.
- 1377
- 01:27:28,030 --> 01:27:29,030
- Where's the rest?
- 1378
- 01:28:28,170 --> 01:28:30,890
- Honestly,
- I hate working here. They are so weird.
- 1379
- 01:28:36,850 --> 01:28:38,640
- Better late than never.
- 1380
- 01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:46,570
- Not this time. Not the face.
- 1381
- 01:28:48,030 --> 01:28:49,950
- It's good to be back.
- Hello, by the way.
- 1382
- 01:28:50,030 --> 01:28:51,360
- Hello, sir.
- 1383
- 01:28:56,580 --> 01:28:58,950
- All personnel, Stark is loose
- and somewhere in the compound.
- 1384
- 01:28:59,330 --> 01:29:01,920
- Repeat, Stark is loose
- and somewhere in the compound.
- 1385
- 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,210
- Let's go!
- 1386
- 01:29:03,630 --> 01:29:04,880
- Crap.
- 1387
- 01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:18,680
- Tony?
- 1388
- 01:29:18,890 --> 01:29:20,490
- Rhodey, tell me
- that was you in the suit.
- 1389
- 01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:22,230
- No. You got yours?
- 1390
- 01:29:22,560 --> 01:29:24,440
- Kind of.
- Main house, as fast as you can.
- 1391
- 01:29:24,810 --> 01:29:26,330
- There's somebody I'd like you to meet.
- 1392
- 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:33,860
- You, you, you! Move! Get out!
- 1393
- 01:29:34,070 --> 01:29:36,450
- The room is secure.
- I have eyes on the Mandarin.
- 1394
- 01:29:36,530 --> 01:29:37,740
- What's this? I had winners.
- 1395
- 01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:47,090
- What have you come as?
- 1396
- 01:29:47,420 --> 01:29:49,590
- You make a move,
- and I break your face.
- 1397
- 01:29:51,050 --> 01:29:54,550
- I never thought people had been hurt.
- They lied to me.
- 1398
- 01:29:54,970 --> 01:29:56,010
- This is the Mandarin?
- 1399
- 01:29:56,180 --> 01:29:58,100
- Yeah, I know, it's...
- It's embarrassing.
- 1400
- 01:29:58,390 --> 01:29:59,970
- Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
- 1401
- 01:30:00,310 --> 01:30:03,190
- I know I'm shorter in person.
- A bit smaller. Everyone says that.
- 1402
- 01:30:03,270 --> 01:30:07,020
- But, hey, if you're here to arrest me,
- there's some people I'd like to roll on.
- 1403
- 01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:08,570
- Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.
- 1404
- 01:30:08,650 --> 01:30:10,780
- You tell him where Pepper is
- and he'll stop doing it.
- 1405
- 01:30:10,940 --> 01:30:12,400
- Doing what?
- 1406
- 01:30:12,490 --> 01:30:14,660
- I get it! That hurt. I get it! I get it!
- 1407
- 01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:18,450
- I don't know about any Pepper,
- but I know about the plan.
- 1408
- 01:30:18,740 --> 01:30:20,700
- - Spill.
- - Do you know what they did to my suit?
- 1409
- 01:30:20,790 --> 01:30:21,830
- What? No.
- 1410
- 01:30:22,290 --> 01:30:24,370
- But I do know it's happening
- off the coast.
- 1411
- 01:30:24,460 --> 01:30:27,880
- Something to do with a big boat.
- 1412
- 01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:29,300
- I can take you there.
- 1413
- 01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:31,840
- Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé...
- 1414
- 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:34,930
- Tony, I swear to God,
- I'm gonna blow his face off.
- 1415
- 01:30:35,010 --> 01:30:38,970
- And this next bit may include
- the vice president as well.
- 1416
- 01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:40,800
- Is that... ls that important?
- 1417
- 01:30:40,970 --> 01:30:42,600
- - Somewhat.
- - Yeah, a little bit.
- 1418
- 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:46,440
- So?
- 1419
- 01:30:46,980 --> 01:30:48,360
- What are we gonna do?
- 1420
- 01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:49,560
- We don't have any transport.
- 1421
- 01:30:49,610 --> 01:30:50,610
- Right.
- 1422
- 01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:53,610
- Hey, Ringo.
- 1423
- 01:30:53,690 --> 01:30:56,320
- Didn't you say something
- about a "lovely speedboat"?
- 1424
- 01:30:58,340 --> 01:31:01,180
- If he's right about the location,
- we're 20 minutes from where Pepper is.
- 1425
- 01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:02,300
- But we also have to figure out
- 1426
- 01:31:02,330 --> 01:31:04,080
- - this vice president thing, right?
- - Right.
- 1427
- 01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:05,560
- I wonder who I'm calling right now.
- 1428
- 01:31:05,590 --> 01:31:06,630
- That's the vice president.
- 1429
- 01:31:06,710 --> 01:31:08,000
- Thanks.
- 1430
- 01:31:08,630 --> 01:31:09,750
- Hello?
- 1431
- 01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:11,500
- Sir, this is Tony Stark.
- 1432
- 01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:13,460
- Welcome back to the land of the living.
- 1433
- 01:31:13,630 --> 01:31:16,110
- We believe you're about to be drawn
- into the Mandarin campaign.
- 1434
- 01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:18,180
- We gotta get you somewhere safe
- as soon as possible.
- 1435
- 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:20,220
- Mr Stark, I'm about
- to eat honey-roast ham,
- 1436
- 01:31:20,300 --> 01:31:22,560
- surrounded by the Agency's finest.
- 1437
- 01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:25,940
- The president's safe on Air Force One
- with Colonel Rhodes.
- 1438
- 01:31:26,020 --> 01:31:27,060
- I think we're good, here.
- 1439
- 01:31:27,140 --> 01:31:29,150
- Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes.
- 1440
- 01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:31,440
- They're using the Iron Patriot
- as a Trojan horse.
- 1441
- 01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:33,130
- They're gonna take out
- the president somehow.
- 1442
- 01:31:33,150 --> 01:31:34,710
- We have to immediately
- alert that plane.
- 1443
- 01:31:34,860 --> 01:31:36,900
- Okay, I'm on it.
- I'll have security lock it down.
- 1444
- 01:31:36,990 --> 01:31:39,910
- If need be, they can have
- F-22s in the air in 30 seconds.
- 1445
- 01:31:40,070 --> 01:31:41,750
- - Thank you, Colonel.
- Rhodes and Stark out.
- 1446
- 01:31:43,410 --> 01:31:45,120
- Everything okay, sir?
- 1447
- 01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:47,210
- Couldn't be better.
- 1448
- 01:31:54,090 --> 01:31:55,550
- I love you, babe.
- 1449
- 01:32:16,150 --> 01:32:17,650
- Colonel Rhodes.
- 1450
- 01:32:17,740 --> 01:32:21,070
- Glad to see you could make it, son.
- I feel safer already.
- 1451
- 01:32:25,910 --> 01:32:27,040
- We gotta make a decision.
- 1452
- 01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:29,920
- We can either save the president,
- or Pepper. We can't do both.
- 1453
- 01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:31,710
- Sir, I have an update from Malibu.
- 1454
- 01:32:31,790 --> 01:32:33,920
- The cranes have finally arrived,
- 1455
- 01:32:34,090 --> 01:32:36,090
- and the cellar doors
- are being cleared as we speak.
- 1456
- 01:32:36,130 --> 01:32:37,840
- And what about the suit I'm wearing?
- 1457
- 01:32:38,010 --> 01:32:40,260
- The armour is now at 92%.
- 1458
- 01:32:40,340 --> 01:32:42,430
- That's going to have to do.
- 1459
- 01:32:51,270 --> 01:32:53,230
- Here he comes. Here he comes.
- Get a quick picture.
- 1460
- 01:32:53,250 --> 01:32:54,300
- Sure.
- 1461
- 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,200
- Everything all right, Colonel?
- 1462
- 01:33:44,990 --> 01:33:47,030
- It is an honour, Mr President.
- 1463
- 01:33:47,410 --> 01:33:49,410
- If you're gonna do it, do it!
- 1464
- 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,750
- Cool your boots, sir.
- 1465
- 01:33:51,830 --> 01:33:53,330
- That's not how the Mandarin works.
- 1466
- 01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:55,920
- Sir, Air Force One
- has been compromised.
- 1467
- 01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:57,920
- Internal shots, temperature spikes.
- 1468
- 01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:59,170
- Get me eyes on it now.
- 1469
- 01:33:59,550 --> 01:34:01,470
- Image coming through now, sir.
- 1470
- 01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:05,680
- Was that Rhodes?
- 1471
- 01:34:14,810 --> 01:34:16,190
- Is anyone there?
- 1472
- 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:18,190
- Let us out!
- 1473
- 01:34:34,670 --> 01:34:36,170
- The President.
- 1474
- 01:34:36,670 --> 01:34:37,880
- Now.
- 1475
- 01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:38,960
- He's not here.
- 1476
- 01:34:43,090 --> 01:34:44,840
- Try the jet stream?
- 1477
- 01:34:46,010 --> 01:34:47,890
- Speaking of which, go fish.
- 1478
- 01:35:10,620 --> 01:35:12,580
- Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.
- 1479
- 01:35:25,590 --> 01:35:26,590
- How many in the air?
- 1480
- 01:35:27,260 --> 01:35:28,300
- Thirteen, sir.
- 1481
- 01:35:30,220 --> 01:35:32,220
- - How many can I carry?
- - Four, sir.
- 1482
- 01:35:41,650 --> 01:35:45,240
- Slow down. Slow down, relax.
- What's your name? Heather?
- 1483
- 01:35:50,370 --> 01:35:52,910
- Oh, God! No! No!
- 1484
- 01:35:53,370 --> 01:35:55,750
- Listen to me. See that guy?
- 1485
- 01:35:55,950 --> 01:35:57,790
- I'm gonna swing by,
- you're just gonna grab him.
- 1486
- 01:35:58,250 --> 01:35:59,330
- - You got it?
- - What?
- 1487
- 01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:05,170
- I'll electrify your arm,
- you won't be able to open your hand.
- 1488
- 01:36:06,420 --> 01:36:07,630
- We can do this, Heather.
- 1489
- 01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:18,770
- Easy, see? Eleven more to go.
- 1490
- 01:36:22,190 --> 01:36:24,230
- Remember that game
- called Barrel of Monkeys?
- 1491
- 01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:25,520
- That's what we're going to do.
- 1492
- 01:36:25,540 --> 01:36:26,740
- 18,000 feet.
- 1493
- 01:36:26,820 --> 01:36:28,580
- Come on, people.
- Everybody, grab your monkey.
- 1494
- 01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:34,530
- Nice.
- 1495
- 01:36:34,910 --> 01:36:36,540
- 10,000 feet.
- 1496
- 01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:41,170
- 6,000 feet.
- 1497
- 01:36:41,330 --> 01:36:42,880
- Come on, people.
- 1498
- 01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:45,050
- Come on, come on, come on!
- 1499
- 01:36:48,340 --> 01:36:49,470
- Yeah!
- 1500
- 01:36:50,010 --> 01:36:51,390
- 1,000 feet.
- 1501
- 01:36:52,550 --> 01:36:54,140
- 400 feet.
- 1502
- 01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:55,930
- 200 feet, sir.
- 1503
- 01:36:56,010 --> 01:36:57,450
- He's a chunky monkey, let's get him.
- 1504
- 01:36:58,180 --> 01:36:59,350
- Hello.
- 1505
- 01:37:20,710 --> 01:37:21,790
- We made it!
- 1506
- 01:37:22,540 --> 01:37:24,000
- Nice work, guys!
- 1507
- 01:37:24,080 --> 01:37:26,710
- Excellent.
- Good team effort all around. Go us.
- 1508
- 01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:28,090
- All right, Jarvis.
- 1509
- 01:37:28,170 --> 01:37:30,410
- But it's only half-done.
- We've still got to get Pepper...
- 1510
- 01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:39,180
- That came out of nowhere.
- 1511
- 01:37:39,270 --> 01:37:40,480
- Wow.
- 1512
- 01:37:40,890 --> 01:37:42,020
- Give me some good news, man.
- 1513
- 01:37:42,100 --> 01:37:43,100
- I think they all made it.
- 1514
- 01:37:43,190 --> 01:37:44,190
- Thank God.
- 1515
- 01:37:44,230 --> 01:37:45,550
- Yeah, but I missed the president.
- 1516
- 01:37:45,730 --> 01:37:47,610
- You couldn't save the president
- with the suit,
- 1517
- 01:37:47,690 --> 01:37:49,820
- how are we gonna save Pepper
- with nothing?
- 1518
- 01:37:49,900 --> 01:37:51,950
- Say, Jarvis, is it that time?
- 1519
- 01:37:52,030 --> 01:37:53,950
- The House Party Protocol, sir?
- 1520
- 01:37:54,030 --> 01:37:55,070
- Correct.
- 1521
- 01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:26,770
- Hi.
- 1522
- 01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:36,620
- You think he's gonna help you?
- 1523
- 01:38:37,280 --> 01:38:38,700
- He won't.
- 1524
- 01:38:43,160 --> 01:38:47,080
- Having you here is not
- just to motivate Tony Stark. It's...
- 1525
- 01:38:47,540 --> 01:38:50,250
- Well, it's actually
- more embarrassing than that.
- 1526
- 01:38:50,340 --> 01:38:52,550
- You're here as my...
- 1527
- 01:38:53,470 --> 01:38:55,300
- trophy-
- 1528
- 01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:08,860
- Good evening, sir.
- 1529
- 01:39:13,490 --> 01:39:16,240
- Welcome aboard, Mr President.
- 1530
- 01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:26,330
- Ever hear of an elephant graveyard?
- 1531
- 01:39:26,500 --> 01:39:31,210
- Well, two years ago,
- the elephant in the room was this scow.
- 1532
- 01:39:33,550 --> 01:39:34,670
- This is the Roxxon Norco.
- 1533
- 01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:36,160
- And, of course, you'll remember
- 1534
- 01:39:36,190 --> 01:39:38,680
- that when she spilled a million gallons
- of crude off Pensacola,
- 1535
- 01:39:38,930 --> 01:39:41,680
- thanks to you,
- not one fat cat saw a day in court.
- 1536
- 01:39:42,100 --> 01:39:43,850
- What do you want from me?
- 1537
- 01:39:44,810 --> 01:39:46,060
- Nothing, sir.
- 1538
- 01:39:46,440 --> 01:39:49,900
- I just needed a reason to kill you
- that would play well on TV.
- 1539
- 01:39:49,980 --> 01:39:52,020
- You see, I've moved on.
- 1540
- 01:39:52,110 --> 01:39:54,480
- I found myself a new political patron,
- 1541
- 01:39:54,900 --> 01:39:57,700
- and this time tomorrow,
- he'll have your job.
- 1542
- 01:39:58,700 --> 01:40:00,530
- String him up.
- 1543
- 01:40:02,030 --> 01:40:03,200
- Hey!
- 1544
- 01:40:19,300 --> 01:40:20,930
- Come on.
- 1545
- 01:40:24,430 --> 01:40:26,350
- You're not gonna freak out on me,
- right?
- 1546
- 01:40:26,430 --> 01:40:28,140
- I hope not.
- 1547
- 01:40:52,790 --> 01:40:54,630
- Oh, my God.
- 1548
- 01:40:56,250 --> 01:40:58,930
- He's strung up over the oil tanker.
- They're gonna light him up, man.
- 1549
- 01:40:58,960 --> 01:41:01,050
- Viking funeral.
- Public execution.
- 1550
- 01:41:01,130 --> 01:41:02,930
- Yeah, death by oil.
- 1551
- 01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:12,150
- Broadcast will commence shortly.
- Take final positions.
- 1552
- 01:41:13,610 --> 01:41:14,730
- Okay. That's good.
- 1553
- 01:41:14,810 --> 01:41:18,650
- Now give me cameras A through E
- and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.
- 1554
- 01:41:19,820 --> 01:41:21,070
- Is your gun UP?
- 1555
- 01:41:21,150 --> 01:41:22,740
- Yep. What do I do?
- 1556
- 01:41:22,820 --> 01:41:25,280
- Stay on my six, cover high
- and don't shoot me in the back.
- 1557
- 01:41:25,450 --> 01:41:27,620
- Six, high, back. All right.
- 1558
- 01:41:36,550 --> 01:41:37,840
- You see that? Nailed it.
- 1559
- 01:41:38,460 --> 01:41:39,820
- Yeah, you really killed the glass.
- 1560
- 01:41:39,880 --> 01:41:41,320
- You think I was aiming for the bulb?
- 1561
- 01:41:41,350 --> 01:41:42,870
- You can't hit a bulb at this distance.
- 1562
- 01:41:43,760 --> 01:41:45,220
- All personnel, we have hostiles
- 1563
- 01:41:45,290 --> 01:41:46,530
- - on east unit 12.
- - Over there!
- 1564
- 01:41:46,560 --> 01:41:48,200
- - I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12.
- - I'm out. Give me...
- 1565
- 01:41:48,220 --> 01:41:50,520
- - You got extra magazines?
- - They're not universal, Tony.
- 1566
- 01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:52,790
- I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff.
- Give me another one.
- 1567
- 01:41:52,810 --> 01:41:54,160
- - One of yours.
- - I don't have one that fits that gun.
- 1568
- 01:41:54,190 --> 01:41:55,430
- You've got, like, five of them.
- 1569
- 01:41:55,510 --> 01:41:56,720
- Here's what I'm going to do.
- 1570
- 01:41:56,890 --> 01:41:58,610
- Save my spot, ready?
- 1571
- 01:41:58,690 --> 01:42:01,490
- - What'd you see?
- - Too fast. Nothing.
- 1572
- 01:42:01,570 --> 01:42:02,860
- Here we go.
- 1573
- 01:42:06,830 --> 01:42:08,660
- Three guys, one girl, all armed.
- 1574
- 01:42:18,750 --> 01:42:20,470
- God, I would kill
- for some armour right now.
- 1575
- 01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:22,460
- - You're right. We need backup.
- - Yeah, a bunch.
- 1576
- 01:42:24,010 --> 01:42:25,140
- You know what?
- 1577
- 01:42:29,100 --> 01:42:30,180
- Is that...
- 1578
- 01:42:30,350 --> 01:42:32,140
- Yep.
- 1579
- 01:42:32,230 --> 01:42:33,850
- - Are those...
- - Yeah.
- 1580
- 01:42:50,540 --> 01:42:51,790
- Merry Christmas, buddy.
- 1581
- 01:42:57,130 --> 01:42:59,790
- Jarvis, target
- EXTREMIS heat signatures.
- 1582
- 01:42:59,880 --> 01:43:01,710
- Disable with extreme prejudice.
- 1583
- 01:43:02,210 --> 01:43:03,210
- Yes, sir.
- 1584
- 01:43:07,220 --> 01:43:10,100
- What are you waiting for?
- It's Christmas.
- 1585
- 01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:12,640
- Take them to church.
- 1586
- 01:43:19,730 --> 01:43:21,400
- Gentlemen.
- 1587
- 01:43:28,660 --> 01:43:29,660
- Incoming!
- 1588
- 01:43:34,290 --> 01:43:35,910
- Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing.
- 1589
- 01:43:48,930 --> 01:43:51,010
- This is how you've been managing
- your down time, huh?
- 1590
- 01:43:51,030 --> 01:43:52,120
- Everybody needs a hobby.
- 1591
- 01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:00,400
- Heart breaker, help Red Snapper out,
- will you?
- 1592
- 01:44:28,550 --> 01:44:30,140
- Nice timing.
- 1593
- 01:44:30,220 --> 01:44:32,430
- Yeah. That's awesome.
- Give me a suit, okay?
- 1594
- 01:44:33,810 --> 01:44:35,560
- I'm sorry, they're only coded to me.
- 1595
- 01:44:35,970 --> 01:44:37,890
- - What does that mean?
- - I got you covered.
- 1596
- 01:44:41,190 --> 01:44:43,570
- Good evening, Colonel.
- Can I give you a lift?
- 1597
- 01:44:43,650 --> 01:44:45,110
- Very funny.
- 1598
- 01:45:02,170 --> 01:45:03,460
- Sir, I've located Ms Potts.
- 1599
- 01:45:03,540 --> 01:45:04,540
- About time.
- 1600
- 01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:22,020
- Stop!
- Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.
- 1601
- 01:45:23,060 --> 01:45:26,690
- See what happens when you hang out
- with my ex-girlfriends?
- 1602
- 01:45:27,860 --> 01:45:29,110
- You're such a jerk.
- 1603
- 01:45:29,280 --> 01:45:30,760
- Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.
- 1604
- 01:45:33,110 --> 01:45:34,370
- Come on. A little more, baby.
- 1605
- 01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:51,930
- Is this guy bothering you?
- 1606
- 01:45:53,720 --> 01:45:55,090
- Don't get up.
- 1607
- 01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:00,850
- Is it hot in there?
- 1608
- 01:46:03,140 --> 01:46:04,500
- Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck?
- 1609
- 01:46:05,610 --> 01:46:08,900
- Like a little turtle,
- cooking in his little turtle suit.
- 1610
- 01:46:09,230 --> 01:46:10,240
- Tony.
- 1611
- 01:46:11,190 --> 01:46:12,320
- She's watching.
- 1612
- 01:46:13,990 --> 01:46:15,390
- I think you should close your eyes.
- 1613
- 01:46:15,740 --> 01:46:17,240
- Close your eyes.
- 1614
- 01:46:17,910 --> 01:46:20,080
- Close your eyes.
- You don't want to see this.
- 1615
- 01:46:27,420 --> 01:46:29,210
- Yeah, you take a minute.
- 1616
- 01:47:01,620 --> 01:47:03,870
- Jarvis, give me a suit right now!
- 1617
- 01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:15,880
- Come on!
- 1618
- 01:47:17,800 --> 01:47:21,010
- Mr President!
- Just hold on, all right? I'm coming.
- 1619
- 01:47:21,930 --> 01:47:24,310
- Just hold on. Hold on.
- 1620
- 01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:38,530
- Okay.
- 1621
- 01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:47,330
- Bye-bye.
- 1622
- 01:47:59,050 --> 01:48:00,220
- Brace yourself.
- 1623
- 01:48:11,190 --> 01:48:13,070
- You look damn good, Mr President,
- 1624
- 01:48:13,230 --> 01:48:14,690
- but I'm gonna need that suit back.
- 1625
- 01:48:28,290 --> 01:48:29,490
- The President is secure, Tony.
- 1626
- 01:48:29,510 --> 01:48:30,950
- - I'm clearing the area.
- - Nice work.
- 1627
- 01:48:31,960 --> 01:48:34,170
- - Ready, sir?
- - What do you mean "ready"?
- 1628
- 01:48:42,390 --> 01:48:45,140
- Pep, I got you.
- Relax, I got you.
- 1629
- 01:48:45,220 --> 01:48:46,220
- Just look at me!
- 1630
- 01:48:48,730 --> 01:48:51,010
- Honey, I can't reach any further
- and you can't stay there.
- 1631
- 01:48:51,060 --> 01:48:52,520
- All right? You've got to let go.
- 1632
- 01:48:52,980 --> 01:48:56,070
- You've got to let go!
- I'll catch you, I promise.
- 1633
- 01:48:58,490 --> 01:48:59,490
- No!
- 1634
- 01:49:26,260 --> 01:49:29,390
- A shame. I would've caught her.
- 1635
- 01:50:00,470 --> 01:50:01,550
- Eject.
- 1636
- 01:50:46,970 --> 01:50:48,550
- Well, here we are on the roof.
- 1637
- 01:50:59,270 --> 01:51:00,360
- Mark 42, inbound.
- 1638
- 01:51:00,530 --> 01:51:03,860
- I'll be damned.
- The prodigal son returns.
- 1639
- 01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:20,840
- Whatever.
- 1640
- 01:51:22,050 --> 01:51:23,550
- You really didn't deserve her, Tony.
- 1641
- 01:51:25,170 --> 01:51:28,930
- It's a pity.
- I was so close to having her perfect.
- 1642
- 01:51:31,720 --> 01:51:34,060
- Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait!
- Slow down! Slow down!
- 1643
- 01:51:34,230 --> 01:51:36,520
- You're right. I don't deserve her.
- 1644
- 01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:39,810
- Here's where you're wrong.
- 1645
- 01:51:39,900 --> 01:51:41,110
- She was already perfect.
- 1646
- 01:51:48,910 --> 01:51:50,490
- Jarvis,
- 1647
- 01:51:51,580 --> 01:51:53,080
- do me a favour and blow Mark 42.
- 1648
- 01:51:53,490 --> 01:51:54,580
- No...
- 1649
- 01:53:08,530 --> 01:53:10,610
- No more false faces.
- 1650
- 01:53:11,490 --> 01:53:13,280
- You said you wanted the Mandarin.
- 1651
- 01:53:14,450 --> 01:53:17,160
- You're looking right at him.
- 1652
- 01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:20,500
- It was always me, Tony.
- Right from the start.
- 1653
- 01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:22,670
- I am the Mandarin!
- 1654
- 01:53:34,100 --> 01:53:35,350
- I got nothing.
- 1655
- 01:53:42,190 --> 01:53:44,940
- Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock
- is not a target, disengage!
- 1656
- 01:53:53,200 --> 01:53:55,120
- What? What, are you mad at me?
- 1657
- 01:54:21,230 --> 01:54:22,440
- Honey?
- 1658
- 01:54:26,690 --> 01:54:28,360
- Oh, my God.
- 1659
- 01:54:29,900 --> 01:54:32,110
- That was really violent.
- 1660
- 01:54:33,110 --> 01:54:35,390
- You just scared the devil out of me.
- I thought you were...
- 1661
- 01:54:35,420 --> 01:54:37,460
- I was dead.
- Why? Because I fell 200 feet?
- 1662
- 01:54:40,790 --> 01:54:42,460
- Who's the hot mess now?
- 1663
- 01:54:42,620 --> 01:54:44,710
- It's still debatable.
- 1664
- 01:54:45,250 --> 01:54:48,670
- Probably tipping your way a little bit.
- Why don't you dress like this at home?
- 1665
- 01:54:48,750 --> 01:54:50,670
- Sport bra. The whole deal.
- 1666
- 01:54:50,760 --> 01:54:53,970
- You know, I think I understand
- why you don't want to give up the suits.
- 1667
- 01:54:54,130 --> 01:54:56,680
- What am I going to complain
- about now?
- 1668
- 01:54:57,510 --> 01:54:59,140
- Well, it's me.
- 1669
- 01:54:59,930 --> 01:55:00,970
- You'll think of something.
- 1670
- 01:55:02,560 --> 01:55:04,320
- - No, don't touch me.
- - Don't worry about it.
- 1671
- 01:55:04,340 --> 01:55:06,260
- - No, I'm gonna burn you.
- - No, you're not.
- 1672
- 01:55:06,980 --> 01:55:07,980
- Not hot.
- 1673
- 01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:11,070
- Am I gonna be okay?
- 1674
- 01:55:11,150 --> 01:55:12,150
- No.
- 1675
- 01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:14,950
- You're in a relationship with me.
- Everything will never be okay.
- 1676
- 01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:17,070
- But I think I can figure this out, yeah.
- 1677
- 01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:19,200
- I almost had this 20 years ago
- when I was drunk.
- 1678
- 01:55:19,230 --> 01:55:22,360
- I think I can get you better.
- 1679
- 01:55:22,870 --> 01:55:25,370
- That's what I do. I fix stuff.
- 1680
- 01:55:25,460 --> 01:55:27,750
- And all your distractions?
- 1681
- 01:55:28,670 --> 01:55:30,380
- I'm going to shave them down
- a little bit.
- 1682
- 01:55:30,630 --> 01:55:33,010
- Jarvis. Hey.
- 1683
- 01:55:33,090 --> 01:55:36,380
- All wrapped up here, sir.
- Will there be anything else?
- 1684
- 01:55:36,630 --> 01:55:38,590
- You know what to do.
- 1685
- 01:55:38,680 --> 01:55:41,430
- The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?
- 1686
- 01:55:41,510 --> 01:55:44,680
- Screw it, it's Christmas.
- Yes, yes.
- 1687
- 01:56:20,970 --> 01:56:22,260
- Okay, so far? Do you like it?
- 1688
- 01:56:24,850 --> 01:56:25,850
- It Will do.
- 1689
- 01:56:34,980 --> 01:56:40,450
- And so, as Christmas morning began,
- my journey had reached its end.
- 1690
- 01:56:43,830 --> 01:56:45,830
- You start with something pure,
- 1691
- 01:56:46,830 --> 01:56:51,080
- something exciting.
- Then, come the mistakes.
- 1692
- 01:56:52,210 --> 01:56:53,880
- The compromises.
- 1693
- 01:57:00,430 --> 01:57:03,140
- We create our own demons.
- 1694
- 01:57:08,390 --> 01:57:10,560
- Great to see you! Bloody hell!
- 1695
- 01:57:12,100 --> 01:57:15,820
- As promised, I got Pepper sorted out.
- It took some tinkering.
- 1696
- 01:57:15,900 --> 01:57:19,700
- But then I thought to myself,
- "Why stop there?"
- 1697
- 01:57:23,530 --> 01:57:26,870
- Of course, there are people who say
- progress is dangerous,
- 1698
- 01:57:26,950 --> 01:57:30,460
- but I'll bet none of those idiots ever
- had to live with a chestful of shrapnel.
- 1699
- 01:57:30,870 --> 01:57:33,920
- And now, neither will I.
- 1700
- 01:57:34,710 --> 01:57:36,630
- Let me tell you,
- 1701
- 01:57:36,710 --> 01:57:38,840
- that was the best sleep
- I'd had in years.
- 1702
- 01:57:59,740 --> 01:58:01,700
- It's okay. It's okay.
- 1703
- 01:58:01,780 --> 01:58:02,820
- It's okay.
- 1704
- 01:58:02,910 --> 01:58:03,910
- No, look.
- 1705
- 01:59:21,190 --> 01:59:25,240
- So, if I were to wrap this up,
- tie it with a bow, or whatever...
- 1706
- 01:59:25,320 --> 01:59:29,620
- I guess I'd say my armour,
- it was never a distraction,
- 1707
- 01:59:29,700 --> 01:59:31,790
- or a hobby.
- 1708
- 01:59:31,870 --> 01:59:33,870
- It was a cocoon.
- 1709
- 01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:36,870
- And now,
- 1710
- 01:59:37,830 --> 01:59:40,130
- I'm a changed man.
- 1711
- 01:59:49,050 --> 01:59:52,720
- You can take away my house,
- and all my tricks and toys.
- 1712
- 01:59:53,720 --> 01:59:56,560
- One thing you can't take away...
- 1713
- 01:59:59,100 --> 02:00:00,900
- I am Iron Man.
- 1714
- 02:09:26,710 --> 02:09:29,050
- You know, and thank you by the way.
- For listening.
- 1715
- 02:09:29,130 --> 02:09:31,590
- Plus, something about getting it off
- my chest,
- 1716
- 02:09:31,680 --> 02:09:35,220
- and putting it out there in the
- atmosphere instead of holding this in...
- 1717
- 02:09:35,310 --> 02:09:38,020
- I mean, this is what gets people sick,
- you know.
- 1718
- 02:09:38,100 --> 02:09:41,140
- Wow, I had no idea
- you were such a good listener.
- 1719
- 02:09:41,230 --> 02:09:43,730
- To be able to share
- all my intimate thoughts
- 1720
- 02:09:43,810 --> 02:09:45,090
- and my experiences with someone,
- 1721
- 02:09:45,120 --> 02:09:47,570
- it just cuts the weight of it in half.
- 1722
- 02:09:47,650 --> 02:09:49,090
- You know, it's like a snake
- swallowing its own tail.
- 1723
- 02:09:49,110 --> 02:09:50,860
- Everything comes full circle.
- 1724
- 02:09:50,950 --> 02:09:54,370
- And the fact that you've been able to
- help me process...
- 1725
- 02:09:56,910 --> 02:09:58,550
- - Are you with me?
- - Sorry... l was, yeah.
- 1726
- 02:09:58,570 --> 02:09:59,570
- We were at...
- 1727
- 02:09:59,750 --> 02:10:00,960
- Are you actively napping?
- 1728
- 02:10:01,080 --> 02:10:03,330
- I was... I... I drifted.
- 1729
- 02:10:03,830 --> 02:10:05,000
- Where did I lose you?
- 1730
- 02:10:07,000 --> 02:10:08,670
- Elevator in Switzerland.
- 1731
- 02:10:10,300 --> 02:10:11,720
- So, you heard none of it.
- 1732
- 02:10:12,050 --> 02:10:15,010
- I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor.
- 1733
- 02:10:15,640 --> 02:10:16,930
- I'm not a therapist.
- 1734
- 02:10:17,100 --> 02:10:18,970
- - It's not my training.
- - So?
- 1735
- 02:10:19,100 --> 02:10:20,730
- - I don't have the...
- - What? The time?
- 1736
- 02:10:20,810 --> 02:10:22,060
- Temperament.
- 1737
- 02:10:22,310 --> 02:10:23,990
- You know what?
- Now that I think about it...
- 1738
- 02:10:24,010 --> 02:10:25,390
- God, my original wound.
- 1739
- 02:10:25,560 --> 02:10:27,730
- - 1983, all right?
- - Yes.
- 1740
- 02:10:27,820 --> 02:10:30,530
- I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny.
- That was weird.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement