hen stupid people try to explain..

 Wow, I can't understand how this SIMPLE CONCEPT can be so
confusing to anyone. But these brainiacs I watched on youtube
weren't exactly running on all cylinders.

So there are two ugly humans, one is slightly less ugly, the
uglier wears glasses and is fat.

 So the prettier one can't understand how Kyle Reese can be
John Connor's father, because he is only born after the war.
"Time travel is SO confusing!"

Look, for the purposes of this story, it doesn't even MATTER
that it's time travel. 'Future' might just as well be another
country or another city, it's basically just a "location where
two entities come from (but can't return to)". That's all it
is.

It doesn't matter if Kyle comes from 2029 or Denver. There's
no 'loop', there's only ONE timeline (if it can even be called
that), there's nothing confusing.

From Kyle's perspective, he is born, grows up, falls in love
with a photo, then gets send to Sarah' location, they have
that whole adventure together, he dies.

From Sarah's perspective, a mysterious protector arrives in
her life, they have adventure together, Kyle dies.
From The Terminator's perspective, it's manufactured in a
factory, then sent to a destination to kill Sarah. It tries
hard, kills many, but eventually is terminated, and fails its
mission.

Everything is so linear, it couldn't BE more linear!
Even the timeline itself has no loop, it's completely linear.
1984 - Two visitors enter the city, and everything happens,
both cease to function at the end. Kyle puts John-seed inside
Sarah.

John is born, Sarah teaches him, John grows to be a leader,
and wins the war for humans.

Kyle is born after the war that John is already fighting.
2029 - One visitor is manufactured, the other has grown to an
adult - both disappear, because they go to the city. They're
never heard from again.

From any perspective, it's a completely simple, linear,
straightforward sequence of events. Nothing repeats, nothing
is changed, there are NO multiple timelines, people just can't
fathom that someone's ORIGIN may happen AFTER they're already
dead - that's the ONLY thing that could possibly confuse
someone. Just take your birth and move it into the future from
your past, and then arrange you to travel back in time.

Just because the birth happens at different temporal location,
it shouldn't be confusing. Sheesh.
The uglier, fat one with glasses starts explaining to the
other one, using some WIRE (can you hold (this)?) instead of
just drawing something on paper or just asking to imagine a
line - they actually have to hold a WIRE in a cumbersome way
to be able to even try to explain it.

Then she starts talking about 'this creates a new timeline'
and 'in this other timeline, Kyle is John's father'.
Holy cow.. listening to stupid people crap all over a classic
movie by trying to explain its very simple story (while
crapping all over it and not understanding ANYTHING) is SO
painful that I'd rather watch a romantic comedy 20 times in a
row than go through THAT again.

This is not a normal world, people are not even relatively
intelligent, they are REALLY, really stupid.
You can probably find the youtube video I mention, but I won't
link it, because those stupid people do not deserve even one
more view. Holy cow, what a bad job. Also, they removed all
the best parts of the movie and don't even mention the cool
stuff, like the music, opening titles, etc. and so on. They
have no clue, people like this do not deserve to watch a movie
like this.

Then they talk for minutes and minutes about some very trivial
things like answering machines and whatnot, and holy cow is it
boring.

Anyway, nothing gets my blood boiling as much as when someone
is not only wrong, but is convinced they're right, and try to
explain things (and failing) to someone EVEN stupider...
there's no hope for humanity on this planet.

No hope whatsoever.