Paladin Teacher: Chapter 5: The thickening of plots, part 2

>In the name of God
>In the name of God!
>IN THE NAME OF GOD WE GO TO HEEEEAVEN!

>Sword drawn after two long years, I slam myself, shield first, into the nearest soyboy
>He must have been a lightweight, 'cause he's flying into the guy behind
>Kick the other guy in the side
>Hit one in the belly with the broadside of my sword
>Down in one fucking hit, these bikelockcucks can't do anything right
>Jinko has my back, bodyslamming a cuck into the ground
>Probably the most intimate he's ever been with a girl
>Jokes aside, this is a very dangerous situation
>Anti-mamonos have been getting bolder and bolder
>While us paladins agree with them in principle (mamono bad), we disagree with their values (or lack thereof. These fuckers think shit and screaming is art, I can't accept it)
>Also, 3DPD can go to hell, they want to take away my swords
>So instead of harassing mamono like a bunch of cowards, we paladins dress up and wear our opinions on our sleeves
>Much more effective at getting the point across, but monsters are more tolerable of us
>It's kinda like dressing up like a nazi some XXX years back, but instead of everybody ganging up on you, you get swarmed by a bunch of horny mamono
>Enough exposition, back to the fight
>I have students to protect

>Lizard #2 takes a bat to the side of her knee, goes down with a cry
>Notonmyfuckingwatch.eye
>Headstrike at antimaggot, then stab into the guys harassing lizard #1
>"Get up and fall back! Protect the others. Jinko, go with them. I'll handle the rest."
>I have trained the HEMA group in small unit tactics using info I found on /paladin/
>They should be fine in one-on-one battles
>The manticore isn't a bad shot with that tail of hers, but she's almost out of spines
>Ms. Hakutaku is using her ruler like a goddamn rapier
>Is there anything that woman doesn't know?
>The holstaur is being protected by a group of three guys
>They're probably fighting over who can win her heart

>Pick up a pipe and chuck it at the group of antimaggots in front of me
>I'm not very good at throwing
>Kneecap one of them
>Imeanttodothat.img
>There's a particularly fat one off to the side screaming about the matriarchy
>Slice her (I think it's a her?) across the belly
>Literally only cut fat
>IT still screams in pain
>Hit its face with the pommel of my sword for good measure before advancing
<"Retreat, retreat!"
>Antimaggots are running like cowards
>Always relying on cheap and dirty tactics
>Gotta hand it to them though, it has worked in the past
>Don't fix what ain't broken, right?
>Still, can't trust them, nor should I fall to their level
>I chase them two streets before letting them go
>Only got one more anyway
>Drag him with me back to the student body
>Manticore's boyfriend is getting some emergency first aid
>Fuck it, I heal him
>Barely costs me anything anyway
>Did earn me some adoration and respect, I suppouse
>Lay on Hands on the lizards as well, just in case
>Jinko is fine
>She has rounded up the ones that got beat up
>One of the niggers has a nasty bite in his shoulder
>Looks like Jinko's got a big mouth and the jaw muscles to back it up
>Mrs. Hakutaku has called the cops, and the security from the gallery is already here

>Become local hero at school
>Can't bully the students as much as before
>HEMA group got even more recruits
>Maybe that holy army idea isn't too far fetched after all
>Get interviewed by schoolpaper and radio
>Ratatoskr interviewer and Automaton recorder
>I think I filled her bag with mothballs once
>Play up the hero angle
>Exaggerate some details
>Fuck it, I even slip in a recruitment add for the HEMA, the more people the better
>Even get my picture taken
>Thumbs up
>Not every day you get to be a hero
>After placing a particularly scary scarecrow in the crowgirls' usual tree, I pedal home for the day
>Time for bed
>Can't fall asleep
>Something's in the walls

>Follow sound until I locate it near my wardrobe
>There's a small hole in the wall
>Damn, wall's thinner than I imagined
>Bust through it easily to scare whatever is on the other side
>I can repair the wall later
>Someone cries out in surprise, and six small voices start crying
>There's a goddamn family of mice in my fucking wall