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- >be martini, a lime green unicorn fluffy pony. with you is Sunset, a beautiful earth pony who loves you and you love her
- >you recently saw something on BIG MAN’s magic picture screen about Spaghetti Land - the greatest place ever!
- >you took it upon yourself to leave Mr. Frank’s breeding place and you took Sunset with you
- >it’s time for an epic journey… to Spaghetti Land!
- >
- >it’s been twenty minutes and you’re exhausted.
- >”sunset… sunset… dis sucks. too hawd to wawk.”
- >”dis bad idea, mawtini.”
- >”yah, mawtini haff bad idea.”
- >”maybe we get caw?”
- >”we nuu howta dwive!”
- >”maybe we get wellow caw an pay man?”
- >”we haff no gween stuff.”
- >”wha gween stuff?”
- >”gween stuff wha hooman use to get fings.”
- >”MOTHERFUCKER!”
- >you both freeze and slowly turn around. it’s BIG MAN, holding his magic talking box.
- >”I knew this phone app was worth it. Tracked you little shits right down, didn’t I?”
- >”hewoo bigman! me an sunset wan go to spasgetti wand…”
- >”SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
- >you’ve never seen BIGMAN so mad before.
- >this is gonna be bad.
- >BIG MAN tosses Sunset into a carry box and puts it up on the back of his go-truck.
- >”You see Martini, Sunset? See him?”
- >”yu… yuh… sunset see mawtini…”
- >”This is what happens when bad fluffies leave Mr. Frank’s house without permission!”
- >BIG MAN takes a long, thin metal rod - it looks like the one he uses to hear music better
- >he holds you down on the back of his go-truck and lifts up your tail
- >oh, poopies. sorry stick.
- >*whack* *whack* *whack* *whack* *whack*
- >”You NEVER EVER run off! NEVER!”
- >*whack* *whack* *whack* *whack* *whack*
- >he slams the sorry stick on the ground. your bottom hurts so much! your poopie place is sore, even your fuzzy no-no’s hurt!
- >you’re crying, bawling… can’t even talk from the hurt and the crying.
- >”wahhhhhhhhhhh! big man huwwwwwwwwwwwt! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
- >”Shut the fuck up!”
- >BIG MAN roughly grabs you and throws you into another carry box
- >he grabs Sunset from her box and slaps the side of yours a few times.
- >”Martini. You paying attention?”
- >sniffling, you respond. “muh… muh… mawtini payin tenshun.”
- >”She’s mine, now.”
- >oh, no.
- >not Sunset… it’s not her fault…
- >BIG MAN gets an angry smile on his face.
- >he roughly pulls up Sunset’s tail… first rubbing the sorry stick against her special place and poopie place…
- >”puh… pwease… sunset sowwy… i jus wan be wiff mawtini…”
- >”You’ll be with him soon enough.”
- >*whack* *whack* *whack* *whack* *whack*
- >”eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! bottom huwty! owieeeeeeeeee! pwease stawwwwwwp!”
- >”bigman pwease nu huwty sunset! not hur fawlt!”
- >”Trying to save your girlfriend? Yeah, no.”
- >*whack* *whack* *whack*
- >”yeeeeeeeeee! bottom huwty! stawp! stawp!”
- >she’s sobbing now. you grasp desperately at the door to the carry box but your hooves can’t open it
- >”sunset i so sowwy! mawtini didn mean…”
- >”SHUT UP!”
- >BIG MAN throws the sorry stick in the back of the go-truck and puts Sunset back in her carry box.
- >you both lay there, your bottoms bruised, crying all the way back to Mr. Frank’s.
- >”Hey, you found ‘em.”
- >”Dude, they only made it about a mile. Christ, I could have walked there and back.”
- >”They gonna do it again?”
- >”I think I put a little fear of God into them.”
- >”You mean fear of rod.”
- >”Hahaha! Good one!”
- >suddenly, the door is kicked open
- >it’s Brett Hipster. he’s a bad man. OH NO! And The Scott! How did The Scott find you?
- >BIG MAN’s eye starts to twitch. he doesn’t look happy
- >”You’ve got a lot of balls showing your face here. And who’s this little bitch? Your girlfriend from prison?”
- >”Hey, fuck you, you goon!”
- >”Easy, Scott. This is Martini’s old owner. We’ve come to claim him.”
- >”The fuck you are.”
- >”You give him over to us and this ends now. You don’t… and we kick the living shit out of both of you.”
- >”Yeah… and then we torture every one of these fucks to death.”
- >”…and i hewp kiwll da babehs.”
- >The fuck? They have a red fluffy pony with them.
- >”Oh, apologies. This is Blaze. She was bullied by some other mares so young Scott here helped her to get revenge.”
- >”bwaze hewp scott naow. bwaze kiwll ALL offa fwuffies! speshally babehs.”
- >you notice the mares all cower in their cages, especially brownie. she’s due in a few days
- >BIG MAN takes a step forward.
- >”You’re half right, Brett. This does end now. But it ends with you broken in half and getting fucked in the ass in prison.”
- >”I’d like to see you try.”
- >”Frank… let loose Jester, Boromir, Faramir, and Skyfall.”
- >Frank moves quickly, unlatching their cages. the three colts and the disfigured mare all hop out
- >”Dude, really? An army of ponies?”
- >”You’d be surprised what they can do when you piss them off. When you get a bunch of them together.”
- >Brett calmly puts his horn-rimmed glasses away.
- >Scott cracks his knuckles.
- >Frank rolls up his sleeves.
- >BIG MAN cracks his neck and opens your cage
- >”Martini.”
- >your sobbing ended when you saw Brett and Scott. now you’re just mad.
- >”yah, bigman.”
- >”Sic balls.”
- All hell breaks loose.
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