Episode Three
"Ruined by Trade"

Price: (walking out of base) Whoah!
MacTravis: What?
Price: What happened to the tank?
MacTravis: Oh, shit, wow! The tanks gone!
Price: Guess they moved it, or something.
MacTravis: Yeah, that must have been a pain in the ass.
(Omega base)
Jenkins: (lying on ground) I’m dead.
Wilson: I don’t know what your problem is, I feel fine!
Jenkins: You didn’t push a 66 ton tank half a mile back to base.
Wilson: I helped! Don’t be a pussy and act like you did it by yourself!
Jenkins: Really? I’m quite sure I pushed the tank all by myself.
Wilson: Ok, your right, but when that new recruit gets here, we should have our tank back!
Jenkins: Wake me up when he gets here.
Wilson: Will do. Hmm, I wonder what is taking so long for them to send this guy!
(shows sky)
(body falling from sky)(lands near Delta base)(almost hits Price)
Price: Fuck!
MacTravis: Jesus!
Sanderson: (walking out of base) what are you ladies blabbering about?
Price: This guy just fell out out of the sky!
Sanderson: Hmm, isn't that odd.
MacTravis: Should we help him?
Sanderson: Yeah, he just fell at least 10000 feet!(flips over body) lets get him inside.
(Omega base)
Wilson: This is Fire Team Omega to command
Command: We read you Omega base.
Wilson: So, whats the ETA on that new guy?
Command: He is already there, right?
Wilson: What?
Command: We left the recruit free fall down to your base a few minutes ago!
Wilson: Free fall?
Command: They just jump so we don’t have to land. It saves fuel.
Wilson: WHAT? Save fuel, that could have killed him, and this guy could have landed anywhere!
Command: No, unless they jumped too early, then they would be in the water, or if they jumped too late, then they would be...
Wilson: at Delta base, fuck.
Command: Yeah, um, I’m going to let you figure this one out on your own?
Wilson: Great, Jenkins, wake up, we need to find the new guy!
Jenkins: what(tired) Find?
Wilson: He free jumped and landed at Delta base.
Jenkins: Dammit, really(gets up)
(Delta base)
MacTravis: Anyone worried about this guy?
Sanderson: Just a standard free drop, he should wake up in a few minutes.
MacTravis: That’s really how it works?
Price: That’s how I got here, and there seems to be no problems with(twitch), me...
MacTravis: We should probably get him some medical help....
Price: So, he gets help, but I did’t?
Sanderson: You were expected to arrive like that, he wasn’t expected.... Maybe command is thinking ahead for when we kill Price!
MacTravis: They really know you use each other for target practice?
Sanderson: Yeah, why wouldn’t they?
MacTravis: And they haven’t talked to you about that?
Sanderson: Why would they haven to?
MacTravis: I’m just going to assume that makes sense to you.
Price: Is he going to wake up? How long did it take for me to wake up?
Sanderson: You were out for a couple hours, he should be coming out of it in awhile.
(camera now shows sniper rifle)
Price:(in base) Are we just going to stay here and watch him, and wait until he wakes up?
(camera now shows Wilson and Jenkins)
Wilson: Oh fuck....
Jenkins: What?
Wilson: They captured the new guy.
Jenkins: Fuck.
Wilson: You can say that again.
Jenkins: Fuck.
Wilson: Seriously shut the fuck up, now your just annoying...
Jenkins: How?
Wilson:Forget it, we need to go get the new guy, then I’ll explain.
(Delta base)
MacTravis: Um, guys....
Sanderson: What is it MacTravis?
MacTravis: I think the enemy are walking over here...
(Omega team walks slowly towards Delta base)
Sanderson: Oh shit.
Price: Well at least they don’t have their tank........
Sanderson: Oh, yeah, MacTravis, Price, grab the warthog! That will scare the shit out of them!
Price: ok(MacTravis and Price walk to warthog)
Sanderson:(looks at body) No, he couldn’t be.(walks outside)
(outside)
Price(rolls up in warthog with MacTravis in gunner seat) Hey what the hell are you guys doing here?
MacTravis: (points gun at Omega team)
Wilson: Woah woah woah woah woah! Wait! Please don’t shoot!
MacTravis: Why shouldn’t we?
Wilson: We think that you might have accidentally taken our new guy.....
Price: (looks at MacTravis) fuck.
MacTravis: dammit, this is going to cause us to have to do a lot of paperwork isn’t it?
Wilson: So, would you mind just giving us our new guy, or no?
MacTravis: What do you have to trade for him?(gun pointed at Jenkins and Wilson)
Wilson: Um, we have a years worth of Playboys at the base...
Jenkins: Fuck man, I told you never to bargain with that!
Wilson: Well, this is a situation where we needed to!
Price: (radio noise) Um, this is Pvt. Price to Lieutenant
Sanderson:(over radio) This is Lieutenant Sanderson, I hear you Price.
Price: holy shit! your name is Sanderson?
Sanderson: Um, yes. That’s my name...
Price: (To MacTravis) His name is Sanderson!
MacTravis: Who’s?
Price: Lieutenant’s!
MacTravis: Holy shit man!
(camera at Omega team)
Jenkins: Should we...
Wilson: Just let it go.....
(back to Delta)
Price: Ok, Sanderson, you know that guy that fell from the sky?
Sanderson: I’m standing right next to him.
Price: He is the enemy’s new recruit.
Sanderson: Ok, so I guess I’ll have to kill him!
Wilson: Fuck, no don’t!
Price: Shut up! No, don’t kill him!
Sanderson: Why not?
Price: They said they would give us a year’s worth of Playboy if we don’t...
Sanderson: I’ll be right there.
Price: (to MacTravis) he said that he would be right
Sanderson: here.
Price: Shit your fast! Where is the guy?
Sanderson: (looks at body on the ground) here.
Price: We got you need, now get us our magazines!
Wilson:(looks at Jenkins)
Jenkins: fine.(looks at pile of magazines)
(both teams exchange things)
Price: Man, life here just got that much better!
Jenkins: (to Wilson) I fucking hate you.
WIlson: You’ll get over it(walk back to base) Oh, yeah, your carrying the new guy!
(Delta base)
Sanderson: Well boys, today is a good day to be on Fire team Delta!
MacTravis: You can say that again!
Sanderson: You boys get to reading while I get to my paperwork!
(Omega Base)
Jenkins: Everything I brought with me, gone!
Wilson: Shut up! We are getting our tank back! We can just steal it back!
Jenkins: But, that was everything!
Wilson: Quiet, I think he is waking up!
(camera looks at body on ground)
Hayes: (groan)
Jenkins: If this takes more than like five minutes, I’m going to go and renew my subscription.
Wilson: Shut up!
Hayes:(stands up)
Wilson: Welcome to Fire Team Omega. What is your name, Private?
(fades to black)
Hayes: (female voice) Private Allison D. Hayes, reporting for duty.