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  1. [18:05:24] lucasnator2: theyre just really wide cars
  2. [18:05:41] tsarce: ~hot girl~
  3. [18:05:42] installcentos: Oh no, the game restarted
  4. [18:05:46] installcentos: Now they're back to normal.
  5. [18:05:52] moduspwnensgg: Oh God, what is this?
  6. [18:05:56] aerate: is he a natural disaster
  7. [18:06:00] diggleshut: gonna sue the developers
  8. [18:06:03] diggleshut: for using my likeness without permission
  9. [18:06:08] draconianxp: She's got size 15 feet
  10. [18:06:11] urowashere: SourPls
  11. [18:06:18] t0t0r0s: So crazy, can't fake it.
  12. [18:06:18] installcentos: Tim, you should play the closeup of the first 5 seconds on top.
  13. [18:06:30] installcentos: On-loop
  14. [18:06:35] juggerjazz: Is this the new hold on screeb?
  15. [18:06:37] juggerjazz: screen*
  16. [18:06:41] squidmochi: it begins
  17. [18:06:43] roadcrewworker: tim is such a hot streamer
  18. [18:06:51] juggerjazz: ~Hold On Kings~
  19. [18:06:53] koolman9933: This sounds like a discounted Persona song
  20. [18:07:02] roadcrewworker: this
  21. [18:07:04] lewdsparrow: Oh god the eyes are starting.
  22. [18:07:08] oldmario: no it's trash Aerate
  23. [18:07:12] roadcrewworker: these cars are huge
  24. [18:07:19] roadcrewworker: or the roads tiny
  25. [18:07:23] oldmario: like what i did there Kappa //
  26. [18:07:25] tsarce: yes
  27. [18:07:32] draconianxp: So crazy
  28. [18:07:32] aerate: there's an enemy in stardew named duggie
  29. [18:07:33] juggerjazz: Oh wait, is this that persona 5 people have been going on about?
  30. [18:07:35] aerate: it's close enough to diggle
  31. [18:07:40] oldmario: yeah
  32. [18:07:41] roadcrewworker: yeah
  33. [18:07:41] diggleshut: ;O
  34. [18:07:41] oldmario: they're annoying
  35. [18:07:48] urowashere: hot hot hot hot
  36. [18:07:51] roadcrewworker: 100hrs of gameplay
  37. [18:07:56] roadcrewworker: incoming
  38. [18:07:57] t0t0r0s: Hotdogz 5
  39. [18:08:22] draconianxp: The girl from Persona went on to manage a series of unsuccessful hot dog stands. This is her story.
  40. [18:08:27] lewdsparrow: Allergies progressively getting worse.
  41. [18:08:32] roadcrewworker: these eyelids are freaking me ojt
  42. [18:08:42] bonfiredes_: this is just the beginning
  43. [18:09:04] roadcrewworker: eye lids no stop
  44. [18:09:07] t0t0r0s: Eventually those eyelids will catch the wind and she'll fly away forever.
  45. [18:09:14] monotonetim: I'm gonna go to lab for a bit
  46. [18:09:20] tsarce: oh lord
  47. [18:09:21] monotonetim: just gonna leave this going I guess.
  48. [18:09:25] roadcrewworker: Is it hot there
  49. [18:09:27] monotonetim: I don't know for how long.
  50. [18:09:27] bonfiredes_: nice
  51. [18:09:27] averageskeleton: atpGood
  52. [18:09:30] juggerjazz: Good luck tim \o/
  53. [18:09:31] roadcrewworker: and sexy
  54. [18:09:33] oldmario: oh
  55. [18:09:37] oldmario: i'm looking at some thing
  56. [18:09:47] t0t0r0s: Have fun Tim
  57. [18:09:50] oldmario: gold wine makes the same ammount of money as silver wine
  58. [18:09:51] diggleshut: congrats
  59. [18:09:52] roadcrewworker: gl
  60. [18:09:53] diggleshut: oh
  61. [18:10:08] monotonetim: I don't know how nobody saw the game just breaks at the title screen within a minute or two
  62. [18:10:12] juggerjazz: I wonder how many different cars there are
  63. [18:10:21] oldmario: and silver wine is 8000 gold short of what gold wine makes in a year 🤔
  64. [18:10:30] t0t0r0s: They're almost already golf ball sized. lol
  65. [18:10:30] tsarce: i bet they didn't even care
  66. [18:10:33] draconianxp: Taking bets on what happens first, eyelids take over the entire screen or the game crashes.
  67. [18:10:44] lucasnator2: the boobs work so screw everything else
  68. [18:10:44] t0t0r0s: They almost look like duck beaks. lol
  69. [18:10:56] ejvind: Goddamn tjis game has next gen graphics
  70. [18:10:58] lewdsparrow: rip
  71. [18:11:03] oldmario: i'm nearly finished with my hops
  72. [18:11:09] oldmario: just over 2000 to go
  73. [18:11:10] liquididentity: whats the point of the road dividing line if its one lane one way?
  74. [18:11:14] juggerjazz: Oh god when ever she tosses her head back
  75. [18:11:36] tsarce: are her lips uh
  76. [18:11:38] tsarce: freaking out too
  77. [18:11:38] juggerjazz: D:
  78. [18:11:40] t0t0r0s: It's affecting her lips too. lol
  79. [18:11:42] ramon_e_: yeah
  80. [18:11:44] cub6: oh dear god her mouth
  81. [18:11:45] juggerjazz: 👀
  82. [18:11:49] tsarce: jesus christ
  83. [18:11:49] shroomble: D:
  84. [18:12:01] diggleshut: how many hours so far
  85. [18:12:02] diggleshut: in game
  86. [18:12:05] mr_xjab: oh god what in the fuck is that?
  87. [18:12:08] ejvind: Aight so this is a one way road, but it clearly just loops around the hotdog place
  88. [18:12:08] t0t0r0s: haha
  89. [18:12:09] oldmario: secretto
  90. [18:12:14] mr_xjab: what happened to her face?
  91. [18:12:16] diggleshut: rude
  92. [18:12:16] tsarce: i think she had too hardcore of a stroke
  93. [18:12:17] ejvind: why are ao many people taking tjis road
  94. [18:12:21] liquididentity: paper bags arent just for groceries, kids
  95. [18:12:40] juggerjazz: Hang on
  96. [18:12:44] draconianxp: But listen to the music, she's so sexy
  97. [18:12:49] ejvind: HAIR PHYSIKS
  98. [18:12:50] iceking_: Whats up with her eyes?
  99. [18:12:50] mr_xjab: ^
  100. [18:13:00] oldmario: Aerate does having a baby cost you any money?
  101. [18:13:02] t0t0r0s: They're becoming sentient.
  102. [18:13:11] mr_xjab: its actually scary
  103. [18:13:12] ejvind: Goddamn those hair physics were better than Elsa in Frozen
  104. [18:13:15] ramon_e_: christ
  105. [18:13:16] productxiii: too much make up layers?
  106. [18:13:25] pinguino: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
  107. [18:13:30] ejvind: Her eyebrows turn into sideburns
  108. [18:13:33] draconianxp: She's throwing her head back too hard
  109. [18:13:34] monotonetim: whenever her animation cycle loops, her face just dies
  110. [18:13:39] aerate: there are many consequences of having a baby as a teen dad
  111. [18:13:43] aerate: if you need more details refer to yesterday's stream
  112. [18:13:43] juggerjazz: The outline of the girl on the menu, are those wheels attached to her? Is she a car? Who serves hot dogs?
  113. [18:13:47] happy_gamer81: I have no idea what this game is but it looks amazing already
  114. [18:13:51] stace_the_ace: hotdog king <3
  115. [18:13:56] oldmario: i meant in stardew DansGame
  116. [18:14:00] liquididentity: i suddenly want to listen to S Club 7
  117. [18:14:02] mr_xjab: ew
  118. [18:14:04] ejvind: Also, I highly doubt a restaurant based solely on Hotdogs would be financially viable
  119. [18:14:06] exiledcat: the price of being sexy
  120. [18:14:07] iceking_: poor thing has no ear canal
  121. [18:14:12] ejvind: they're more of a truck based food
  122. [18:14:26] t0t0r0s: I'm starting to think the ponytail is controlling the body.
  123. [18:15:04] urowashere: wat
  124. [18:15:06] ejvind: The game clearly has issues with perspective too, either those are child jeeps or the girl is 7 foot tall.
  125. [18:15:08] mr_xjab: shes normal!
  126. [18:15:13] ejvind: Im not against thr latter
  127. [18:15:14] diggleshut: when you log out in windows
  128. [18:15:18] diggleshut: does it close your pgorams
  129. [18:15:24] oldmario: yes
  130. [18:15:24] urowashere: Pogged Champion Data
  131. [18:15:26] liquididentity: is this for science?
  132. [18:15:26] oldmario: it logs out
  133. [18:15:33] diggleshut: PunOko
  134. [18:15:36] t0t0r0s: Now this is REAL science.
  135. [18:15:39] ramon_e_: Hot Dog King speedrun Fucked up face%
  136. [18:15:41] urowashere: Is it possible to capture a before image?
  137. [18:15:41] t0t0r0s: Write a thesis about this.
  138. [18:15:46] exiledcat: it's a twitch experiment while he's conducting another experiment at the lab
  139. [18:15:55] iceking_: is she sitting on a chimney?
  140. [18:16:02] pinguino: Can we get a picture of her normal on here too
  141. [18:16:10] monotonetim: ugh
  142. [18:16:11] monotonetim: fine
  143. [18:16:13] pinguino: sorry
  144. [18:16:14] t0t0r0s: lol
  145. [18:16:15] draconianxp: Just think if you could write the creators an angry letter and tell them exactly how many secs it takes for the animation cycle to fail. You would win the internet.
  146. [18:16:16] urowashere: lol
  147. [18:16:16] ejvind: Wait, is she sitting ON TOP OF A GRILL?
  148. [18:16:19] ksuno: lol
  149. [18:16:23] ejvind: Thats gotta be against food code
  150. [18:16:24] urowashere: no she's the grill
  151. [18:16:26] oldmario: if you want to keep all your programs open just lcok it
  152. [18:16:33] urowashere: a very hot grill
  153. [18:16:35] liquididentity: just call her Patty
  154. [18:16:38] t0t0r0s: Not if she is the food.
  155. [18:16:39] ejvind: a bit of grill on grill action
  156. [18:16:56] khalleb: wait is he speed running this game lol
  157. [18:16:56] ejvind: You know, its not illegal to eat people.
  158. [18:17:09] ejvind: the illegal part is how you get the people meat
  159. [18:17:23] diggleshut: nah I have to log off to change the windows zoom
  160. [18:17:29] diggleshut: oh well I'll just deal with it
  161. [18:17:34] cub6: it can also count as desecration of corpses
  162. [18:17:35] aerate: you ruined everything
  163. [18:17:37] aerate: and there's no way to fix it
  164. [18:17:37] oldmario: KappaCool
  165. [18:17:53] ejvind: Not if its a living person
  166. [18:17:59] cub6: true
  167. [18:18:03] wryght: the control group
  168. [18:18:04] diggleshut: biblethump
  169. [18:18:08] quigabyte: Lets see how crazy those eyelids can get :D
  170. [18:18:15] ejvind: whoever gives you the meat will get improper disposal of body parts though
  171. [18:18:22] liquididentity: cool. see you all i nc30 mins
  172. [18:18:31] ejvind: Honestly, if I could legally fry up like an earlobe and eat it
  173. [18:18:32] wryght: 24 hour menu stream
  174. [18:18:34] ejvind: Id try it
  175. [18:18:38] ejvind: anyone else?
  176. [18:18:40] cub6: same
  177. [18:18:43] jowshroy23: play the game alredy
  178. [18:18:44] cub6: I'd try it
  179. [18:18:55] t0t0r0s: Before proactiv
  180. [18:19:16] pinguino: original ho
  181. [18:19:19] ejvind: Can we watch the credits
  182. [18:19:22] tsarce: original t h o t
  183. [18:19:32] urowashere: This is your grill on hotdogs
  184. [18:19:48] ejvind: The real question
  185. [18:19:49] productxiii: what if nothing happens?
  186. [18:19:56] pinguino: glhf
  187. [18:20:04] monotonetim: it will
  188. [18:20:07] diggleshut: man
  189. [18:20:08] t0t0r0s: girl i'd like to eyelid with
  190. [18:20:08] monotonetim: don't worry
  191. [18:20:09] urowashere: I gotta get this song
  192. [18:20:12] diggleshut: I think I am a full convert to wireless headphones now
  193. [18:20:15] scoopshaagendazs: Tim what is this amazing thing you are doing
  194. [18:20:16] diggleshut: after using these bluetooth ones for like a week
  195. [18:20:18] diggleshut: it's so nice
  196. [18:20:26] wryght: kafka in the modern age
  197. [18:20:35] ejvind: how does a hot dog place survive on the beach? who wants a sandy hot dog? There has to be an ice cream store making bank next door while this shop drowns
  198. [18:20:39] yaakov22: you should have turned on vods to make a timelapse later
  199. [18:20:39] diggleshut: I'm walking now and just realized no crazy cord flying all over the pace
  200. [18:20:44] monotonetim: her knee confuses me
  201. [18:20:51] monotonetim: it's so dinky
  202. [18:20:53] oldmario: just do what i do
  203. [18:20:57] oldmario: stick it under your tshirt
  204. [18:20:58] ejvind: All Im saying is property tax is totally gonna overwhelm profits
  205. [18:21:02] exiledcat: dinky = hot
  206. [18:21:03] draconianxp: Check out her foot Tim
  207. [18:21:10] draconianxp: She's a size 15
  208. [18:21:10] monotonetim: why
  209. [18:21:14] monotonetim: same
  210. [18:21:19] ejvind: wut
  211. [18:21:25] t0t0r0s: You know what they say about ladies with big feet.
  212. [18:21:26] pinguino: you know what they say about big feet
  213. [18:21:26] ejvind: Im a size 12 US
  214. [18:21:30] pinguino: hi
  215. [18:21:35] ejvind: i got baby feet for a big dude
  216. [18:21:41] esskillerwolf: What the fuck did I just walk in on?
  217. [18:21:45] monotonetim: hot girls
  218. [18:21:45] princessragna: Sexy and Pretty
  219. [18:21:49] ejvind: ESS
  220. [18:21:53] ejvind: how big yo feet
  221. [18:21:54] t0t0r0s: This is the true origin story of America.
  222. [18:21:58] cactart: quality stream
  223. [18:22:03] monotonetim: it begiiiiins
  224. [18:22:04] productxiii: oh my
  225. [18:22:04] quigabyte: It's starting!
  226. [18:22:08] wryght: 2 minutes in, damn
  227. [18:22:10] ramon_e_: lol
  228. [18:22:18] ejvind: Question: These cars? Why so many coming fown this road
  229. [18:22:23] ejvind: more like 10 tbf
  230. [18:22:29] pinguino: maybe it's a drive through
  231. [18:22:36] acegoeslive: atpDog atpDog atpDog atpDog
  232. [18:22:37] productxiii: they need to see the hot girl's transformation
  233. [18:22:42] t0t0r0s: They're the same cars, just checking on the eyelid progress.
  234. [18:22:42] esskillerwolf: The better question is why is there a yellow line? It seems like the road is only big enoug hfor 1 car
  235. [18:22:44] ejvind: Who goes like 30 through a drive through
  236. [18:22:44] extratweets: MonotoneTim: Hotdog King eyelid expansion extravaganza. https://www.twitch.tv/stereotonetim
  237. [18:22:46] extratweets: MonotoneTim: Hotdog King eyelid expansion extravaganza. https://www.twitch.tv/stereotonetim
  238. [18:22:46] diggleshut: I sweat too muc hfro that game
  239. [18:22:47] wryght: her face is trying to escape, little by little, during every fake hair flip
  240. [18:22:53] ejvind: thats gotta be reckless driving
  241. [18:23:17] roadcrewworker: Why is the sillouetted lady serving the hot dogs lying down, that seems unwise
  242. [18:23:21] t0t0r0s: Why is she wearing a swimsuit when she's not swimming and it looks terribly cold out.
  243. [18:23:25] roadcrewworker: Immersion ruined
  244. [18:23:26] ejvind: Also who gets a drive through hot dog
  245. [18:23:27] tw4tjockey: What
  246. [18:23:33] pinguino: she's not the server, she's the table
  247. [18:23:35] cub6: because she's too hot
  248. [18:23:36] scoopshaagendazs: What are these cars for ants?
  249. [18:23:38] spartanly: wow hot grill
  250. [18:23:41] ckormac: Those eyelids are on there way to being umbrellas
  251. [18:23:48] ejvind: Nah Scoops
  252. [18:23:55] ejvind: I mqintaim shes 7 foot tall
  253. [18:23:57] roadcrewworker: This is a metaphor for aging isnt it
  254. [18:23:59] darianfall: wixL wixR
  255. [18:24:03] ejvind: it would explain her huge ass feet
  256. [18:24:06] wryght: wienerschnitzel's have drive throughs here, so plenty of people who love garbage food use the drive through
  257. [18:24:11] quigabyte: trumpW1 trumpW2
  258. [18:24:13] jowshroy23: play the game plse
  259. [18:24:15] monotonetim: you're really hung up on her feet.
  260. [18:24:19] tsarce: when you ask for a table outside, she comes out and stands in the center
  261. [18:24:19] bleachex: Why is the road two lanes but can only accommodate the size of one car?
  262. [18:24:21] cactart: at least this song is bumpin
  263. [18:24:25] t0t0r0s: The feet are the deal breaker.
  264. [18:24:26] ejvind: Im judging wherever you are
  265. [18:24:27] roadcrewworker: She look like 13 feet tall
  266. [18:24:30] chiefbanter: why is this a stram, was this something streamed on main yesterday Tim hasn't fully milked yet?
  267. [18:24:32] esskillerwolf: Holy shit those eyelids wtf
  268. [18:24:34] draconianxp: Maybe it's just because I can't see her whole foot
  269. [18:24:34] da_komissar: i think she's also starting to form a cleft lip D:
  270. [18:24:36] ejvind: Side note this game is set in Florida.
  271. [18:24:39] thedumbesthorse: wow this is too hot for twitch
  272. [18:24:49] esskillerwolf: D: What the fuck is happening to get DAFUK
  273. [18:24:55] roadcrewworker: I think your hot girl is melting in the sun Tim
  274. [18:24:58] ankuno_: and now she looks like something i'd make in spore
  275. [18:25:01] wryght: i appreciate the nose staying strong, as its face reality falls apart
  276. [18:25:05] monotonetim: as girls do.
  277. [18:25:17] monotonetim: use sunscreen, kids.
  278. [18:25:22] da_komissar: wow, i know people in Cali are big into plastic surgery, but jesus
  279. [18:25:26] pinguino: is her nose bending
  280. [18:25:28] roadcrewworker: PSA getting really odd these days
  281. [18:25:28] ejvind: What other state has Palm Trees?
  282. [18:25:34] slinkydolphinclock: TearGlove
  283. [18:25:39] mrkiiler1234: H O T G I R L
  284. [18:25:48] monotonetim: I'm just gonna disappear to lab for a while and hope this doesn't fall apart horribly
  285. [18:25:48] ejvind: This is like the reverse of aomeone doing cocaine. Nose is fine.
  286. [18:25:53] roadcrewworker: hat hat hat
  287. [18:26:01] helloimsloth: so hat
  288. [18:26:02] ejvind: This stream is life
  289. [18:26:02] ckormac: oh dear
  290. [18:26:03] draconianxp: It will be fine. She's a hot girl
  291. [18:26:13] tpman24: How are women supposed to keep up with these high beauty standards?
  292. [18:26:15] t0t0r0s: Can't fake it. Won't you take it. Hot girl.
  293. [18:26:16] infinityissue: Who can endure the music the longest? And don't mute it, jesus is watching
  294. [18:26:27] roadcrewworker: Mute it? im tapping my feet here
  295. [18:26:28] tsarce: love is a big illusion~~
  296. [18:26:30] lrigger: Ejvind, gĂĽ og legg deg!
  297. [18:26:30] urowashere: I could listen to this song all day
  298. [18:26:32] pinguino: I kinda like it...
  299. [18:26:34] chiefbanter: wait, this is the stream?
  300. [18:26:34] ramon_e_: same
  301. [18:26:37] poiple_: hay gurl timClip
  302. [18:26:37] roadcrewworker: wow plot twist
  303. [18:26:38] diggleshut: what what
  304. [18:26:40] diggleshut: man walking is good
  305. [18:26:42] mrkiiler1234: It's catchy tbh
  306. [18:26:42] roadcrewworker: love was a big illusion all along
  307. [18:26:42] bonfiredes_: yes
  308. [18:26:45] tsarce: the song is way catchier than it should be
  309. [18:26:45] princessragna: It's already getting worse and it's not even 10 minutes
  310. [18:26:45] diggleshut: I like the feeling
  311. [18:26:47] diggleshut: of my feet
  312. [18:26:47] raynor_ex: i'm pretty sure this is alternate universe persona music
  313. [18:26:48] draconianxp: I just pretend it's Persona music looping
  314. [18:26:58] jowshroy23: come on play the game pls
  315. [18:27:02] roadcrewworker: the persona music loop is probably shorter
  316. [18:27:06] monotonetim: nobody is playing.
  317. [18:27:07] ramon_e_: this is the main theme when you play persona 3 as a girl
  318. [18:27:09] monotonetim: this is for science.
  319. [18:27:12] roadcrewworker: lol jowshroy23
  320. [18:27:13] wryght: this is the game
  321. [18:27:16] jowshroy23: dam
  322. [18:27:20] fenrax: time to cut them off
  323. [18:27:21] ckormac: I have a feeling this is better than the game
  324. [18:27:26] lrigger: can you use this in grad school?
  325. [18:27:37] t0t0r0s: The game is surprisingly enjoyable to watch.
  326. [18:27:39] wryght: Hotdog King Speedrun, Facemelt %
  327. [18:27:41] roadcrewworker: 15 seconds into the game well all be like "NO OH GOD go back to the main menu"
  328. [18:27:41] diggleshut: but but
  329. [18:27:41] helloimsloth: @Ckormac the game is pretty funny
  330. [18:27:42] infinityissue: tim is the cars. look at that perfect gameplay
  331. [18:27:55] urowashere: The ear is a little borked now
  332. [18:28:00] 098521745630: ???
  333. [18:28:05] roadcrewworker: here eyelids are trying to click "New game"
  334. [18:28:07] roadcrewworker: her
  335. [18:28:09] pinguino: oh god the earlobe you're right
  336. [18:28:10] tsarce: it's her new piercing
  337. [18:28:17] tsarce: please don't stare at it
  338. [18:28:17] anonymousv8: feet or hands
  339. [18:28:19] anonymousv8: pick
  340. [18:28:19] wryght: i think her ear is fine, the face is melting into
  341. [18:28:23] da_komissar: 2 hours later... all there is is eyelid
  342. [18:28:29] ckormac: she always dreamed of being a slug
  343. [18:28:31] diggleshut: man
  344. [18:28:36] diggleshut: this is like that scnee in scasino
  345. [18:28:37] commanderpepper: god I love science
  346. [18:28:45] roadcrewworker: something is wrong
  347. [18:28:46] roadcrewworker: very wrong
  348. [18:28:48] diggleshut: when he asks him what hand is his dominant one
  349. [18:28:48] roadcrewworker: with her mouth
  350. [18:28:49] griffinsspike: timOh
  351. [18:28:56] diggleshut: or like in gone in 60 seconds
  352. [18:28:58] t0t0r0s: Duck lips selfie
  353. [18:29:04] mhithrha: is this the in game music
  354. [18:29:07] diggleshut: where the guy asks nicholas cage do you want it in the head or the chest and he does the opposite of what he asks
  355. [18:29:09] wryght: yes
  356. [18:29:10] roadcrewworker: im waiting for other parts of her geometry to slowly join in the drift
  357. [18:29:13] infinityissue: yeah the mouth is gonna be a problem. her face is trying to leave itself. I have a similar issue
  358. [18:29:17] mhithrha: oh
  359. [18:29:21] roadcrewworker: aaaaaaa
  360. [18:29:22] vanherrmann: well i don't know... if anything it's probably an improvement overall
  361. [18:29:23] helloimsloth: by the time Tim comes back, her eyes will reach the edge of the screen
  362. [18:29:23] diggleshut: now that I think about it there are a lot of scenes like that
  363. [18:29:28] ckormac: was this supposed to happen
  364. [18:29:31] cactart: Z
  365. [18:29:32] urowashere: weird she stopped
  366. [18:29:34] roadcrewworker: everytime she does that faux hair swing
  367. [18:29:37] t0t0r0s: I really hope they don't arbitrarily stop at some point.
  368. [18:29:38] skygtr350: SourPls
  369. [18:29:39] princessragna: This is scaring me
  370. [18:29:43] anonymousv8: fenrax will put ya head in a vise
  371. [18:29:46] tsarce: got that zigzag mouth going on
  372. [18:29:55] diggleshut: oh there's another
  373. [18:30:07] 098521745630: hey soul is trying to leave her body
  374. [18:30:09] t0t0r0s: Aw, why such a long eyelid. Cheer up.
  375. [18:30:16] commanderpepper: why are the cars driving on both lanes? what kind of street it this?
  376. [18:30:17] 098521745630: her
  377. [18:30:18] jjooeess: omg her lip
  378. [18:30:22] commanderpepper: why even have the yellow line?
  379. [18:30:23] pinguino: I hate how the media sets these unrealistic beauty standards
  380. [18:30:24] roadcrewworker: this is making me crazy alright
  381. [18:30:27] draconianxp: It's gone zigzag
  382. [18:30:39] ckormac: her ponytail has gained sentience
  383. [18:30:53] teh_compass: He actually did it, the absolute madman
  384. [18:30:56] t0t0r0s: Her ponytail is feeling around. Trying to plan an escape from its host.
  385. [18:31:01] roadcrewworker: it makes no sense that her animation should aggregate errors this way but somehow it does
  386. [18:31:11] helloimsloth: youre right the lanes are waaay too small lmao
  387. [18:31:13] infinityissue: hey you guys want to go down to that drivethrough where the chick is awakening to the Old Ones' call? it's neat
  388. [18:31:16] wryght: im starting to think the ponytail is in control
  389. [18:31:22] liquididentity: the moral here is that beauty is fleeting
  390. [18:31:26] hobagoblin: this song is going to burrow itself into the base of my skull and kill me
  391. [18:31:37] t0t0r0s: The moral is that beauty is very flappy.
  392. [18:31:40] chiefbanter: oh my god, she's becoming sexier and sexier
  393. [18:31:46] bleachex: I hope he won't play the game. I'll see you guys in a few hours to see if her face has wrapped around the world yet.
  394. [18:31:48] chiefbanter: she's ripening like a fine wine
  395. [18:31:51] roadcrewworker: im pretty sure this isnt engrish but it sure sounds like engrish
  396. [18:31:56] diggleshut: twat
  397. [18:31:58] ckormac: someone somewhere is into this
  398. [18:31:58] diggleshut: you still here
  399. [18:32:02] tw4tjockey: Yes
  400. [18:32:05] roadcrewworker: haha yes
  401. [18:32:06] helloimsloth: How does this even happen
  402. [18:32:08] diggleshut: quick human body question
  403. [18:32:09] infinityissue: if her face passes the edge of the screen it comes out of your monitor
  404. [18:32:10] roadcrewworker: somewhere
  405. [18:32:12] diggleshut: imagine you're in your kitchen
  406. [18:32:15] chiefbanter: this is teaching me that angles make a world of difference danLUL
  407. [18:32:17] wryght: i feel like someone should be time stamping the progress with pictures
  408. [18:32:18] diggleshut: and you put your palms on the counter
  409. [18:32:24] t0t0r0s: Someone somewhere will wake up in the middle of the night with an eyelid poking their cheek.
  410. [18:32:25] princessragna: Oh god please don't turn sideways again
  411. [18:32:27] diggleshut: and then you lower your head between your too arms as hard as you can
  412. [18:32:30] vanherrmann: edbRage edbRage edbRage edbRage edbRage edbRage edbRage edbRage edbRage edbRage
  413. [18:32:34] diggleshut: while pulling your body away from the counter
  414. [18:32:35] ramon_e_: oh god
  415. [18:32:36] diggleshut: what muscles does that work
  416. [18:32:37] mechsaber: um
  417. [18:32:40] roadcrewworker: the head turn is ineviteble
  418. [18:32:41] mechsaber: what on earth
  419. [18:32:44] diggleshut: *two arms
  420. [18:32:51] fenrax: all of them
  421. [18:32:52] diggleshut: it's something in my back
  422. [18:32:53] space_snek: oh no
  423. [18:32:56] tw4tjockey: I don't know the names, but it's the upper back and the traps
  424. [18:33:00] helloimsloth: this is the peak of women beauty
  425. [18:33:01] exiledcat: who needs glasses
  426. [18:33:03] diggleshut: ahhh ok
  427. [18:33:04] aphexion: ballsack eyelids D:
  428. [18:33:06] diggleshut: I gotta work that more then
  429. [18:33:06] wryght: what a weird car sound
  430. [18:33:08] diggleshut: it feels so good
  431. [18:33:12] liquididentity: She's becoming a Gran from Star Wars
  432. [18:33:12] infinityissue: I feel like I'm learning a lot about the futility of vanity here
  433. [18:33:14] tw4tjockey: Get 100% trap activation by putting your head forward when you shrug
  434. [18:33:25] t0t0r0s: Those eyelids are known to the state of California to cause cancer.
  435. [18:33:26] space_snek: (it's hot)
  436. [18:33:27] roadcrewworker: we are all learnign that love is a big illusion
  437. [18:33:28] diggleshut: k I will do that
  438. [18:33:31] diggleshut: I just started doing shrugs recently
  439. [18:33:36] roadcrewworker: also theres a frog
  440. [18:33:40] odiesgamecorner: i like how the wheels on the cars don't spin
  441. [18:33:53] diggleshut: it also ssays something about when you shrug to go from "pronation to supination" or something
  442. [18:33:54] pinguino: the wheels are in sync with the framerate
  443. [18:33:56] monotonetimunarchived: if anyone wants a clean version, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzrGRzHss0Y
  444. [18:33:56] diggleshut: I gotta reread it today
  445. [18:33:58] ckormac: oh hey they don't
  446. [18:34:02] ryason55: I wonder if it'd be possible to increase the frequency of the cars in the background so it's just a giant conga line
  447. [18:34:03] diggleshut: it might be the other way around
  448. [18:34:08] t0t0r0s: I thought they were those neat non-spinny rims.
  449. [18:34:10] draconianxp: I feel a little bad because someone spent a lot of time on her animations
  450. [18:34:11] liquididentity: no wheel spin.. they invested all the animation budget into the hot girl
  451. [18:34:12] aerate: work on the brain muscle
  452. [18:34:18] shoepert: Why does this happen
  453. [18:34:23] roadcrewworker: This new cyriak video is too freaky for me
  454. [18:34:27] diggleshut: can I just lift the books
  455. [18:34:31] diggleshut: to gain their knowledge
  456. [18:34:35] shoepert: Also hi shoepeHa /
  457. [18:34:37] space_snek: is her ear lobe going crazy too
  458. [18:34:41] aerate: only if you use your brain
  459. [18:34:46] aerate: and nothing else of your body
  460. [18:34:46] nopjmp: Her animation ends just slightly past the original point
  461. [18:34:48] mhithrha: her eyes are a solid 5 inches off her face now
  462. [18:34:48] diggleshut: D:
  463. [18:34:55] t0t0r0s: This is how the T-Virus started.
  464. [18:34:55] nopjmp: So it just slowly keeps extending
  465. [18:34:56] cub6: nah she just got them pierc3ed
  466. [18:35:13] wryght: where we're hot doggin, we wont need eyes to see
  467. [18:35:14] roadcrewworker: Oh shes just doing a snail animorphs cover, no worries
  468. [18:35:14] t0t0r0s: Skin binoculars.
  469. [18:35:16] 13thmarc: oh god no.. She is turning into a crab.
  470. [18:35:17] silversonic: so did Tim edit any programming of this, or does this just happen overtime?
  471. [18:35:19] space_snek: (it's hot hot)
  472. [18:35:19] exiledcat: at this rate, it looks like the eyelids will extend the length of her legs after an hour
  473. [18:35:27] ipangrazio: It almost looks like the wheels are turning, just very slowly
  474. [18:35:34] wryght: this is all natural hotdog king
  475. [18:35:35] cactart: this just happens
  476. [18:35:35] bleachex: This song isn't too bad and kind of catchy.
  477. [18:35:35] ipangrazio: Maybe I'm just imagining it though
  478. [18:35:36] roadcrewworker: silversonic this is a quality game and tim is an expert programmer, the answer should be obvious
  479. [18:35:39] cactart: in real life too
  480. [18:35:43] lolpako: not gonna lie, i'm aroused
  481. [18:35:48] ryason55: the real question is if this is a motion capture of an actual girl, or one of the sweaty dudes that were working on the game
  482. [18:35:52] vanherrmann: noticed her leg is con-caving?
  483. [18:35:58] bleachex: Her face is also aroused.
  484. [18:36:00] koolman9933: hot hot hot hot
  485. [18:36:02] t0t0r0s: She can't believe what she's just seen.
  486. [18:36:08] chiefbanter: at this point, she is even starting to look awful in her best, slightly sideways angle danLUL
  487. [18:36:09] roadcrewworker: i like how shes still blinking
  488. [18:36:11] draconianxp: It's just a model thrown on a wireframe
  489. [18:36:13] roadcrewworker: "blinking"
  490. [18:36:13] infinityissue: I mean 200 odd people, someone can fap to this. it's the internet
  491. [18:36:20] ckormac: the eyelids help to regulate all the heat
  492. [18:36:22] devlinr: CurseLit Hot CurseLit
  493. [18:36:31] ryason55: S O S E X Y
  494. [18:36:34] doodruid: She am become slug. destroyer of hotdogs
  495. [18:36:38] t0t0r0s: Does this mean she's in heat?
  496. [18:36:40] 13thmarc: I just want to know why this happens.
  497. [18:36:48] teh_compass: Gonna need a bigger square in a few minutes.
  498. [18:36:51] roadcrewworker: jokes on you, my fetish is actually cars that move past hotdog restaurants (?) forever
  499. [18:36:59] draconianxp: Her animation loop doesn't reset to the right point @13thMarc
  500. [18:37:08] mhithrha: oh god her eye lids move when she turns
  501. [18:37:09] draconianxp: So it's a bit further out each time
  502. [18:37:10] hobagoblin: love is just a big illusion
  503. [18:37:10] youthless: Just 17 minutes, her mouth will leave the screen overnight
  504. [18:37:12] vanherrmann: punch car pink!
  505. [18:37:14] blopsmash: yeah it resets behind where it starts
  506. [18:37:15] acidious_rage: Every hair flip makes it worse.
  507. [18:37:16] bleachex: Something Awful gave this game a -39.
  508. [18:37:17] vanherrmann: punch car green!
  509. [18:37:21] devroka: thats a busy street
  510. [18:37:24] blopsmash: so her facial features stay in place and her body is just going farther and farther away
  511. [18:37:25] vanherrmann: punch car lavandar!
  512. [18:37:25] roadcrewworker: so tim is going to be in the lab for a few hours right? uh oh
  513. [18:37:28] space_snek: oh shit her lips are going sideways
  514. [18:37:28] t0t0r0s: Look at me with those special eyes
  515. [18:37:31] ckormac: would that crash the game at some point or is the beauty infinite
  516. [18:37:33] vanherrmann: punch car green!
  517. [18:37:34] infinityissue: I've always thought women's eyes were too close to their face. Now is my time
  518. [18:37:38] teh_compass: End result: New emote?
  519. [18:37:50] aphexion: hot girl 🤔
  520. [18:37:51] t0t0r0s: I betcha don't wanna go.
  521. [18:37:55] roadcrewworker: ckormac i doubt this game will crash of the geometry thing
  522. [18:37:56] winner47: Too hot
  523. [18:38:04] commanderpepper: she's turning into a praying mantis
  524. [18:38:08] exiledcat: i want to say that this is a programmatic animation and the positions are never reset properly always being off by a small amount
  525. [18:38:11] installcentos: Snail human.
  526. [18:38:12] oldmario: can diggle actually use his brain
  527. [18:38:13] ryason55: Her eyelids also aren't even coming straight out; They're at an angle
  528. [18:38:17] wryght: emote of a grilled hotdog, timHotGirl
  529. [18:38:17] helloimsloth: Radioactive Girl*
  530. [18:38:31] diggleshut: please hold processing
  531. [18:38:34] vanherrmann: car count is OVER 9000
  532. [18:38:40] chiefbanter: oh man, now this is perfect female beauty right here
  533. [18:38:48] chiefbanter: take note, maybelline and chanel
  534. [18:38:48] draconianxp: Is someone keeping count on the seagulls?
  535. [18:38:50] litveon: So pretty seagGASM
  536. [18:38:55] t0t0r0s: Should add an algorithm to count the number of cars passing.
  537. [18:38:59] infinityissue: strongly insectoid at this point
  538. [18:39:06] roadcrewworker: im honestly more impressed the rest of her body seems... more or less intact. well, less, but not deteriorating
  539. [18:39:16] shimmerfairy: is it just me, or does this sound like some off-brand spice girls song?
  540. [18:39:26] mhithrha: now the bottom of her ear is gone
  541. [18:39:38] cub6: does she look slightly anorexic to anyone else?
  542. [18:39:43] quigabyte: So sexy
  543. [18:39:44] t0t0r0s: The condiment girls.
  544. [18:39:45] exiledcat: the ear was unnecessary
  545. [18:39:50] ryason55: Wait, is there something going on around the ear?
  546. [18:39:52] infinityissue: it sounds like it was recorded for exclusive release at dollar general
  547. [18:40:03] chiefbanter: LOVE IS A BIG I L L U S I O N
  548. [18:40:09] roadcrewworker: laugh is a beeg illahsuun
  549. [18:40:09] vanherrmann: @T0t0r0s thats easy. song in 3mins, vid is going for almost 21mins, so it's repeated 7 times, 20 cars per song we have seen aprox 140 cars
  550. [18:40:13] miracleflare: i get persona 4 vibes for some reason
  551. [18:40:22] chiefbanter: So seksi
  552. [18:40:23] svrerr: This is horrifying danS
  553. [18:40:25] infinityissue: hey good job math guy
  554. [18:40:25] duzeldorf: What is even going on
  555. [18:40:27] teh_compass: Her earlobe was sliced. I think it's stretching back.
  556. [18:40:33] t0t0r0s: Awesome. haha. @Vanherrmann
  557. [18:40:37] infinityissue: oh yeah I see the earlobe now
  558. [18:40:38] shimmerfairy: what was the stream before this?
  559. [18:40:40] vanherrmann: that's all estimations xD
  560. [18:40:44] roadcrewworker: as in a lady voice with silly accent singing nonsensical lyrics?
  561. [18:40:48] exiledcat: the devs: nobody's gonna keep this running for 20 mins
  562. [18:40:57] teh_compass: Tim: Hold my tea
  563. [18:41:04] roadcrewworker: i mean the devs were right. nobody IS running this for 20 mins
  564. [18:41:05] chiefbanter: original hot girl is boring, tame; antenna eyes are all the vogue nowadays
  565. [18:41:06] roadcrewworker: Tim left
  566. [18:41:10] t0t0r0s: I highly doubt more than one part timer worked on this. lol.
  567. [18:41:16] ckormac: I feel this was discovered during one of tim's afks
  568. [18:41:32] shimmerfairy: watch last night's stream to find out
  569. [18:41:32] infinityissue: by the time he's back chat is just going to be these lyrics wall to wall
  570. [18:41:33] tsarce: he sat at the title screen for a little bit last nght
  571. [18:41:38] chiefbanter: tim's streams are basically afk garbage
  572. [18:41:38] t0t0r0s: She looks pouty. lol.
  573. [18:41:44] chiefbanter: and/or puyo
  574. [18:41:53] roadcrewworker: her other side of her face is drifting to the right, thats incredible
  575. [18:41:55] miracleflare: yeah, he got distracted looking at other stuff for maybe 10 minutes and came back to this
  576. [18:42:00] svrerr: Ewwww. They way the eyelids twitch.
  577. [18:42:00] tsarce: i hope she sues her botox doc
  578. [18:42:03] sharrakor: oh no
  579. [18:42:07] sharrakor: Tim actually is doing it
  580. [18:42:08] svrerr: the*
  581. [18:42:09] infinityissue: just don't remember that you should be living your life but instead you're here
  582. [18:42:12] chiefbanter: her mouth is like a bacon strip now danLUL
  583. [18:42:21] svrerr: 🥓 danFat
  584. [18:42:26] quigabyte: hot girl O_o
  585. [18:42:31] miracleflare: i should be trying to meet a writing deadline but here i am
  586. [18:42:33] ozzd: timOh god
  587. [18:42:35] ckormac: this is all i have in life please don't hate
  588. [18:42:38] wunderweeze: she's burning up!
  589. [18:42:39] jmleleven: i left for 20 minutes and i am not disappointed
  590. [18:42:39] aphexion: hot hot hot
  591. [18:42:41] cub6: at least her nose is still intact
  592. [18:42:43] shimmerfairy: how better to live your life than watch floating point inaccuracies evolve in real time?
  593. [18:42:44] t0t0r0s: She is no longer genetically a female.
  594. [18:42:51] vidboi: timBBQQT timOh
  595. [18:42:53] mr_xjab: how would you even get a glitch that causes this to happen
  596. [18:42:56] infinityissue: she's become.. something more
  597. [18:42:59] octomilanar: Wow, this is only 23 minutes
  598. [18:43:08] roadcrewworker: ive been watching for 20 minutes and this will be impossible to explain to literally anyone i know
  599. [18:43:14] miracleflare: her hair is trying to escape
  600. [18:43:16] ryason55: It seems like the glitching is relative to the camera angle
  601. [18:43:23] ilovedaydreaming: Omfg! What is going on with her eyelashes? How can she blink anymore?
  602. [18:43:32] infinityissue: I live alone now, I don't gotta explain shit. not that I could
  603. [18:43:35] t0t0r0s: Blink once for yes, twice for no!
  604. [18:43:35] mr_xjab: "so sexy"
  605. [18:43:38] miracleflare: "so sexy, and pretty"
  606. [18:43:42] exiledcat: can it even be called a blink anymore
  607. [18:43:44] ryason55: like, all the deformities are either heading towards or away from the camera
  608. [18:43:46] shimmerfairy: My guess is that the head whipping animation calculations screw up the coordinates just a little each time.
  609. [18:43:48] mrkiiler1234: v
  610. [18:43:59] ryason55: which we can see when she turns her head
  611. [18:44:03] kawaiichouchou: this has exceeded my expectations :D
  612. [18:44:13] commanderpepper: so...damn...hot
  613. [18:44:20] wikipediasays: my prediction is this just what happens when we get older, its natural and beautiful
  614. [18:44:22] infinityissue: (hot hot)
  615. [18:44:22] ckormac: kinda neet how the sides of the jaw are going different ways
  616. [18:44:33] roadcrewworker: well if wikipedia says it it must be true
  617. [18:44:46] monotonetim: Oh
  618. [18:44:50] monotonetim: I just checked in
  619. [18:44:50] kawaiichouchou: i wonder how much crazier it can get
  620. [18:44:51] roadcrewworker: hi tim
  621. [18:44:52] productxiii: Oh
  622. [18:44:53] roadcrewworker: how is lab
  623. [18:44:53] shoepert: Hey tim
  624. [18:44:53] monotonetim: Jesus
  625. [18:44:56] kawaiichouchou: hi Tim
  626. [18:44:56] ryason55: welcome back
  627. [18:44:57] juggerjazz: OuO
  628. [18:44:59] miracleflare: tim what have you unleashed
  629. [18:45:00] helloimsloth: OwO
  630. [18:45:00] exiledcat: how do you like your creation
  631. [18:45:01] roadcrewworker: welcome to hot girl
  632. [18:45:05] wikipediasays: if you cant love hot girl at her worst, you dont deserve her at her hottest
  633. [18:45:10] cheeseyx: I just watched the highlight video of MODE
  634. [18:45:15] cheeseyx: kinda makes me want to see the original vod
  635. [18:45:17] ckormac: look at what you've created
  636. [18:45:24] shimmerfairy: >>__>>
  637. [18:45:29] juggerjazz: ...hang on
  638. [18:45:34] roadcrewworker: so crazy
  639. [18:45:35] juggerjazz: None of the wheels on those cars are turning
  640. [18:45:39] trumpethorn: so sexy
  641. [18:45:40] juggerjazz: they are just sliding around
  642. [18:45:43] roadcrewworker: yes
  643. [18:45:47] roadcrewworker: thats the so crazy part
  644. [18:45:54] ryason55: Clearly, need to do a main stream tonight, and lead in with this :V
  645. [18:45:58] t0t0r0s: These lyrics are so vapid I love it.
  646. [18:46:03] draconianxp: @JuggerJazz They are reverse spinners, they are all the rage.
  647. [18:46:08] wikipediasays: she kinda look like that girl in Arthur
  648. [18:46:09] roadcrewworker: this is the main stream
  649. [18:46:19] roadcrewworker: the main hot hot dog girl stream
  650. [18:46:30] bleachex: Muffy?
  651. [18:46:36] princessragna: She has like a giant :C face now
  652. [18:46:40] juggerjazz: Arthur?
  653. [18:46:43] wikipediasays: @BleachEX yeah!
  654. [18:46:47] miracleflare: oh god what's wrong with the right side of her face
  655. [18:46:58] roadcrewworker: We dont see it enough is whats wrong with it
  656. [18:47:03] svered: Is this gonna be a 24 hour stream, because it should be.
  657. [18:47:04] miracleflare: true
  658. [18:47:11] juggerjazz: So question to any programmers in here, how exactly does this happen?
  659. [18:47:20] roadcrewworker: bad programmers worked on this
  660. [18:47:30] roadcrewworker: and probably didnt get paid much
  661. [18:47:30] ckormac: It's a feature
  662. [18:47:32] raynor_ex: this is a special kind of programming accident
  663. [18:47:36] exiledcat: it's like the predator is trapped in a hot girl
  664. [18:47:37] roadcrewworker: is how this happens
  665. [18:47:37] marthofdoom: *bad QA worked on this
  666. [18:47:38] johnrambus: she got punched really hard and were viewing it in really slow motion
  667. [18:47:48] craven__: is this music from the soundtrack of this game
  668. [18:47:57] mhithrha: yes
  669. [18:47:58] bleachex: Muffy might be a selfish affluent fictional child but not even deserves to be compared to this Eldridge horror.
  670. [18:47:59] juggerjazz: This is the theme music
  671. [18:47:59] miracleflare: i'm trying to remember the dubious 3d animation classes i got in high school
  672. [18:48:00] shimmerfairy: I still say the head whip animation screws up the calculations because floating points are tricky like that.
  673. [18:48:01] craven__: ohboy
  674. [18:48:03] dajmasta: timOh jesus
  675. [18:48:04] nopjmp: oh god
  676. [18:48:10] nopjmp: timPOh
  677. [18:48:12] miracleflare: my...best guess is that something isn't looping perfectly?
  678. [18:48:13] nopjmp: timOh
  679. [18:48:13] roadcrewworker: honestly if the QA for this had a report like "after 20 minutes the main menu looks kinda funny"they were 100% like "seriously who gives a shit, we dont have budget for this"
  680. [18:48:14] kawaiichouchou: they probably spent their budget on this fantastic song, and had nothing left to fix this error
  681. [18:48:14] dajmasta: has science gone too far?
  682. [18:48:15] shimmerfairy: s/calculations/coordinates/
  683. [18:48:36] ilovedaydreaming: She's gonna need a lot of surgery to repair her face.
  684. [18:48:37] mhithrha: and we've been listening to it for about 40 minutes
  685. [18:48:41] miracleflare: I Am Not An Expert Though
  686. [18:48:42] infinityissue: getting kind of a yawning gape now. it's hot, hot
  687. [18:48:45] nopjmp: It's not noticeable until minutes later so they probably didn't QA it
  688. [18:48:49] ximp: Oh god what did I just tuned in to
  689. [18:48:54] miracleflare: hot girl
  690. [18:48:58] roadcrewworker: a hot girl
  691. [18:49:07] dajmasta: her eyebrows are just blocks
  692. [18:49:09] litveon: A pretty gril
  693. [18:49:12] dajmasta: but those could be eyelashes
  694. [18:49:15] dajmasta: i can't tell
  695. [18:49:20] shoepert: Hopefully someone can make a time lapse of this
  696. [18:49:20] noobzor99: what am I watching
  697. [18:49:21] roadcrewworker: neither can science
  698. [18:49:22] ckormac: I feel if someone did find this they kept it quiet because its awesome
  699. [18:49:29] mhithrha: the distortions start around the 4 minute mark
  700. [18:49:32] marthofdoom: She is evolving, IT ISNT FUNNY
  701. [18:49:41] roymahboy: i guess at least the title screen has catchy music
  702. [18:49:41] changekeyboard: the real question is what will happen with the timer after 60 minutes. will it show hours or only minutes.
  703. [18:49:46] drifter_tv: timClip
  704. [18:49:49] dajmasta: i still can't get over the fact that the car wheels don't turn either
  705. [18:49:56] dajmasta: maybe it goes to 99 minutes?
  706. [18:49:57] svered: I feel like this is what happens when you cross the Ballmer Peak.
  707. [18:50:03] juggerjazz: Oh
  708. [18:50:08] bobbob2238: my bae and i almost got trapped on an elevator today
  709. [18:50:08] ckormac: So crazy
  710. [18:50:09] juggerjazz: I thought music had actually stopped
  711. [18:50:18] shredder3434: is this the stream?
  712. [18:50:25] shredder3434: or is tim coming at some point?
  713. [18:50:25] cub6: yes
  714. [18:50:25] mhithrha: yes
  715. [18:50:27] dajmasta: _the_ stream
  716. [18:50:29] roadcrewworker: tim is in the lab
  717. [18:50:35] miracleflare: the only stream
  718. [18:50:38] tw4tjockey: Diggleshut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MD7bQPK1zA
  719. [18:50:41] cub6: he checks in once in a while
  720. [18:50:44] dajmasta: this is real live human experimentation
  721. [18:50:44] winner47: Yes, to your question
  722. [18:50:54] roadcrewworker: We can belong to ge ther
  723. [18:51:01] bloodfallonly: What's the idea behind this? I just got here
  724. [18:51:04] roadcrewworker: We can belong for e ver
  725. [18:51:20] dajmasta: tim noticed when he played that the eyelids distorted and that it got worse over time
  726. [18:51:23] ckormac: This is tim's science
  727. [18:51:25] dajmasta: so he's going for the gold
  728. [18:51:27] tibalt_the_fiend_blooded: God it just got so worse suddenly
  729. [18:51:31] marthofdoom: Hot girl is so hot she is melting, we are watching for science.
  730. [18:51:35] infinityissue: ...I might have to mute it. 46 minutes is an honorable showing imo
  731. [18:51:44] dajmasta: i'm not sure this counts as really melting, though
  732. [18:51:48] dajmasta: too horizontal
  733. [18:51:49] roadcrewworker: Turns out polygons arent microwave safe
  734. [18:51:56] svered: The sun really got to her.
  735. [18:52:09] dajmasta: this is what too many hair flips will get you
  736. [18:52:10] mithril_leaf: Is it just me, or has she acquired a secret second set of eyes?
  737. [18:52:13] svered: This is why you wear sunscreen, kids.
  738. [18:52:13] kawaiichouchou: it's interesting that her hair seems unaffected
  739. [18:52:16] smizlee: is this the whole game
  740. [18:52:23] marthofdoom: It should be
  741. [18:52:25] diggleshut: has that guy done steroids
  742. [18:52:27] diggleshut: I can't even tell
  743. [18:52:30] mithril_leaf: OH NO
  744. [18:52:33] wikipediasays: what is the WR for this game? are we close?
  745. [18:52:34] kawaiichouchou: this is just the title screen
  746. [18:52:34] bloodfallonly: It's the game we're playing I guess
  747. [18:52:35] tw4tjockey: If I had to guess, yes
  748. [18:52:37] mithril_leaf: I hadn't seen the right side of her face lately
  749. [18:52:40] diggleshut: oh
  750. [18:52:40] tw4tjockey: But it's solid advice regardless
  751. [18:52:41] mithril_leaf: It's just awful
  752. [18:52:46] roadcrewworker: I wonder with the pace that this is evolving if its just some rounding errors in the vertex buffers
  753. [18:52:49] diggleshut: yeah I'm watching
  754. [18:52:51] draconianxp: I think Tim's going to get a PB this run
  755. [18:52:51] diggleshut: it's good
  756. [18:53:00] kawaiichouchou: it juts out in all sorts of wonderful ways
  757. [18:53:16] dajmasta: yeah, my guess is lost decimal places in the verticies for the facial animations
  758. [18:53:17] infinityissue: when it looks up is definitely the worst part
  759. [18:53:18] roadcrewworker: and its actuaally the base mesh thats distorting before it gets ran through the animation matrices
  760. [18:53:23] shimmerfairy: @Roadcrewworker that's my thinking, just tricky floats
  761. [18:53:25] ckormac: side on she has become a fish
  762. [18:53:29] tw4tjockey: Diggle's future Canadian waifu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCUuQxz0a-o
  763. [18:53:32] space_snek: i don't know if links are allowed but http://prntscr.com/fztoh5
  764. [18:53:32] draconianxp: What if her ear cuts off the ponytail?
  765. [18:53:38] roadcrewworker: because the blink still kinda animates sort of
  766. [18:53:40] kawaiichouchou: it might lol
  767. [18:53:41] thatkaylaperson: The hair freak outs are my favorite part.
  768. [18:53:43] dart133: just got in and... oh... thats what happens
  769. [18:53:44] dajmasta: could be that the hair flip happening at the same time as other animations is just adding weird
  770. [18:53:59] koolman9933: Tim you should look into this games files. There's some weird cutscenes
  771. [18:54:09] princessragna: The perfect Hold On screen
  772. [18:54:11] roadcrewworker: weirder than this?
  773. [18:54:12] dajmasta: wow, it's much worse than even 5 mins ago
  774. [18:54:15] thatkaylaperson: Hot girls are actual mutant spider creatures. Confirmed.
  775. [18:54:16] dajmasta: that poor girl
  776. [18:54:19] oldmario: 🤔
  777. [18:54:25] diggleshut: why are workout girls so into heavy makeup and lip injections
  778. [18:54:25] oldmario: i'm searching for a image on google
  779. [18:54:26] shoepert: Imagine having a one night stand, then waking up to this face shoepeHa
  780. [18:54:32] diggleshut: does working out make your lips lose definiton or something
  781. [18:54:34] reikergaming: so sexy, and pretty
  782. [18:54:37] dajmasta: h o t g i r l s
  783. [18:54:38] oldmario: my search filter blocked every link on the page
  784. [18:54:40] roadcrewworker: Hey, this is what i look like before ive had my morning coffee
  785. [18:54:44] tw4tjockey: No idea
  786. [18:54:45] ckormac: eventually her right jaw will intersect the cars
  787. [18:54:47] oldmario: i unfiltered them and they're all pinterest DansGame
  788. [18:54:52] roadcrewworker: lol
  789. [18:54:58] tw4tjockey: I think it's something about the preservation of femininity in something otherwise unfeminine
  790. [18:55:00] kawaiichouchou: i feel like how she looks some mornings. it's awful
  791. [18:55:00] juggerjazz: Hey, this is what I look like after I've had my morning coffee
  792. [18:55:02] tw4tjockey: Also, she's a part time camgirl
  793. [18:55:08] mhithrha: @roadcrewworker how even do you drink coffee with that mouth
  794. [18:55:09] diggleshut: alos there's something weird about the fact that you can see like the top of her ribcage or something
  795. [18:55:09] infinityissue: hey this is what I look like
  796. [18:55:10] svered: TBH same
  797. [18:55:15] roadcrewworker: sounds like great coffee juggerjazz
  798. [18:55:15] diggleshut: but no other bones
  799. [18:55:24] svered: With your probiscus
  800. [18:55:27] diggleshut: but I meanI'm just picking flaws for the sake of it
  801. [18:55:30] diggleshut: mario
  802. [18:55:30] roymahboy: ｓｏ ｓｅｘｙ， ａｎｄ ｐｒｅｔｔｙ
  803. [18:55:36] diggleshut: get off pinterest ya poofter
  804. [18:55:43] juggerjazz: H I G H E R
  805. [18:55:44] slash53: what is even going on here
  806. [18:55:52] svered: Sunburns
  807. [18:55:52] roadcrewworker: precisely
  808. [18:55:53] diggleshut: also I hope that isn't to serious of a slur cause I just said it mostly as a joke D:
  809. [18:55:55] ckormac: science
  810. [18:55:57] reikergaming: hot girls
  811. [18:55:57] oldmario: fuck yourface you wanker
  812. [18:55:59] monotonetim: now and then I check in and it's just somehow worse in new ways
  813. [18:56:00] roadcrewworker: hot dogs
  814. [18:56:06] diggleshut: Poofter is nowadays one of the most pejorative words in Australian English
  815. [18:56:06] kawaiichouchou: her head tosses are causing her face to melt
  816. [18:56:08] diggleshut: fuckkkkkkkkkkk
  817. [18:56:10] infinityissue: it's kinda starting to look like a city
  818. [18:56:10] diggleshut: I blew it
  819. [18:56:10] thatkaylaperson: At first, I thought those cars were bad drivers, driving in the middle of the road, then I realized the road actually scales down in size the closer it gets to Hot Girl. It actually becomes narrower.
  820. [18:56:16] mithril_leaf: Oh no
  821. [18:56:20] monotonetim: it's the centripetal force
  822. [18:56:21] shimmerfairy: her earlobe is trying to cut off the ponytail
  823. [18:56:27] juggerjazz: Oh god the road does actually get narrower
  824. [18:56:27] mithril_leaf: The left side of her face is forming into a protective shelf
  825. [18:56:28] grizzcoda: ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｉ＇ｍ ｓｅｘｙ？
  826. [18:56:35] slash53: is there a bug that causes the face to distort?
  827. [18:56:37] roadcrewworker: maybe the cars actually grow 200% in size as they drive
  828. [18:56:37] jacksoncity: is is only 36 minutes? oh boy
  829. [18:56:39] diggleshut: at least anony isn't here
  830. [18:56:44] miracleflare: (love is a big illusion)
  831. [18:56:45] diggleshut: he's the only one who might recognize the slang anyway
  832. [18:56:49] oldmario: when don't you blow it
  833. [18:56:50] roadcrewworker: slash53 what gives you that weird idea
  834. [18:56:52] juggerjazz: (It's hot hot)
  835. [18:56:52] diggleshut: I
  836. [18:56:52] oldmario: i know the slang
  837. [18:56:52] javedohnson: holy god
  838. [18:56:57] oldmario: poofter is slang for homo
  839. [18:57:01] diggleshut: in the UK too?
  840. [18:57:02] monotonetim: she's like some chimp slug monster
  841. [18:57:04] mithril_leaf: What is the deal with the fucking road actually?
  842. [18:57:06] oldmario: yes
  843. [18:57:15] diggleshut: oh
  844. [18:57:16] monotonetim: I love how that's the part you're focused on
  845. [18:57:16] kawaiichouchou: i'm curious how 24 hours would make her look
  846. [18:57:21] oldmario: you plank
  847. [18:57:23] svered: Tim what you need to do next time with this is have some sort of feedback loop with the song so it gradually gets more and more distorted, along with her face.
  848. [18:57:23] roadcrewworker: messy
  849. [18:57:24] infinityissue: her face is simply being called home
  850. [18:57:25] diggleshut: not really known in us
  851. [18:57:34] monotonetim: I'm lazy and not home
  852. [18:57:35] marthofdoom: It can only make her hotter, she is hot girl after all.
  853. [18:57:36] roadcrewworker: you can still see her blink
  854. [18:57:40] monotonetim: hot girl has dominion over my apartment
  855. [18:57:43] dajmasta: the road is like a pair of bike lanes
  856. [18:57:43] shoepert: A bird can make a nest out of this
  857. [18:57:44] miracleflare: "blink"
  858. [18:57:47] monotonetim: she's the only one there
  859. [18:57:50] juggerjazz: My thought is this road is actually a foot path, and drivers are driving on it because they want the sexy crazy hotdogs
  860. [18:57:52] draconianxp: Tim she's a hot girl, the music says so
  861. [18:57:52] canvas_witch: OH MY GAWD WHY
  862. [18:57:54] infinityissue: it's her apartment now, tim
  863. [18:57:54] ckormac: there is a really small black hole in front of her face
  864. [18:57:54] dajmasta: but the cars slide by on fixed wheels
  865. [18:57:57] roadcrewworker: shes having a great time tim
  866. [18:57:59] kawaiichouchou: is *that* what she's doing? :3
  867. [18:58:06] svered: She's gonna steal all your shit to pay for her plastic surgery.
  868. [18:58:12] juggerjazz: The wheels are spinning so fast we can't see them move
  869. [18:58:20] oldmario: trying to think what ican compare it to
  870. [18:58:24] dart133: i like how her chin is reaching hapsburg levels
  871. [18:58:27] dajmasta: spinning in perfect syncronization with the camera fps
  872. [18:58:34] ilovedaydreaming: Old Asia man has to be terrified by this. @monotonetim
  873. [18:58:40] gameraxel: Omg
  874. [18:58:42] monotonetim: Oh, do me a favor, if anything here explodes and it just dies, send me a tweet and I'll remote in and see if I can fix it
  875. [18:58:57] roadcrewworker: Old asia man might like it
  876. [18:59:00] monotonetim: it's flying on autopilot and I don't know if it's gonna crash at one point or what
  877. [18:59:03] dajmasta: the tweet will read: "her head asplode"
  878. [18:59:05] mithril_leaf: Now wait a sec, her chin has somehow become a chin again
  879. [18:59:16] mhithrha: she already kinda exploded
  880. [18:59:18] mithril_leaf: Look at it when she does the flip
  881. [18:59:24] monotonetim: she really has a stiff upper lip.
  882. [18:59:25] roymahboy: is this the making of tim's no-face though?
  883. [18:59:39] thatkaylaperson: Why even bother with two lanes on a road when you can only fit one car down the street?
  884. [18:59:40] kawaiichouchou: i can't even discern where her lips should be anymore
  885. [18:59:42] gameraxel: This is innovative streaming
  886. [18:59:59] canvas_witch: I'm so uncomfortable but I can't look away...
  887. [19:00:04] space_snek: this was at 33 mins
  888. [19:00:06] space_snek: http://prntscr.com/fztoh5
  889. [19:00:07] infinityissue: Your ideas of beauty are meaningless. love is a big illusion. Hot Girl.
  890. [19:00:07] roadcrewworker: tim i think we ARE watching an explosion and i dont think she qualifies as alive anymore
  891. [19:00:12] monotonetim: T/F: love is a big illusion.
  892. [19:00:13] kawaiichouchou: so crazy...
  893. [19:00:20] dugan_nash_: LOL
  894. [19:00:26] juggerjazz: ^higher^
  895. [19:00:50] monotonetim: naaaash
  896. [19:00:59] dajmasta: v lower v
  897. [19:01:00] grizzcoda: what's going to happen when her face fills the entire screen?
  898. [19:01:01] svered: The twitching when she blinks is disconcerting
  899. [19:01:02] chrisxii: um, hey ponytail is no longer fully attached
  900. [19:01:06] diggleshut: WELL
  901. [19:01:08] commanderpepper: i hope her face reach the left edge of the screen
  902. [19:01:09] dajmasta: it's fine
  903. [19:01:16] raynor_ex: is this the elder god creation engine?
  904. [19:01:20] kawaiichouchou: will it eventually extend far enough to reach the menu?
  905. [19:01:21] monotonetim: you vs the girl he tells you not to worry about
  906. [19:01:21] commanderpepper: reaches*
  907. [19:01:22] monotonetim: etc.
  908. [19:01:27] roadcrewworker: This episode of CarBoys is a really slow burn
  909. [19:01:30] dajmasta: just part of her chin has gone through her head to cut her pony tail
  910. [19:01:36] ilovedaydreaming: She no longer have a right ear.
  911. [19:01:48] noobzor99: I leave for five minutes and it has already ascended to the next plane I see
  912. [19:01:53] canvas_witch: which one is the girl you're not suppose to worry about tho?
  913. [19:01:57] dajmasta: we're several planes deep
  914. [19:02:05] monotonetim: I was kind of hoping it'd just go straight out to the left
  915. [19:02:09] infinityissue: oh yeah. the eyes are now four instead of two
  916. [19:02:11] monotonetim: I guess it's getting there
  917. [19:02:18] dajmasta: only time will tell
  918. [19:02:19] willster132: Give it a few years
  919. [19:02:20] roadcrewworker: I mean some parts of her are
  920. [19:02:22] kawaiichouchou: her "eyes" :D
  921. [19:02:23] winner47: Its hot hot
  922. [19:02:29] dajmasta: so crazy
  923. [19:02:29] monotonetim: too much mascara
  924. [19:02:30] grizzcoda: there's a portion thats coming towards the screen and it makes me afraid
  925. [19:02:32] willster132: oh lord this is bad
  926. [19:02:36] willster132: Has it only been 43 minutes?
  927. [19:02:39] canvas_witch: too many fake eyelashes
  928. [19:02:40] infinityissue: just because they're not traditional eyes doesn't mean they're not hot, hot
  929. [19:02:40] starfishheat: what is going on here
  930. [19:02:46] roadcrewworker: 45 minutes well spent
  931. [19:02:49] alikat1543: are we just waiting?
  932. [19:02:54] koolman9921: oh these cutscenes https://youtu.be/znfpzBCtl_E
  933. [19:02:55] ilovedaydreaming: Hot hot hot
  934. [19:02:59] tininsteelian: I'm amazed by how broken this is
  935. [19:02:59] dajmasta: tfw your eyelashes are made out of a gob of chicken wire
  936. [19:03:07] monotonetim: do you think the mascara they sell at car races is called
  937. [19:03:09] monotonetim: ...
  938. [19:03:12] monotonetim: nascara
  939. [19:03:15] roadcrewworker: no
  940. [19:03:15] shoepert: T
  941. [19:03:16] monotonetim: thank you thank you
  942. [19:03:17] basssic: no
  943. [19:03:18] koolman9921: ...
  944. [19:03:18] willster132: bad tim
  945. [19:03:19] kawaiichouchou: lol omg
  946. [19:03:19] raynor_ex: Ia! Ia! Ho't G'ir'l Fghtan!"
  947. [19:03:20] ilovedaydreaming: Boooooo
  948. [19:03:20] space_snek: timMinus
  949. [19:03:20] cub6: lol
  950. [19:03:21] canvas_witch: lololool
  951. [19:03:22] grizzcoda: tim no
  952. [19:03:22] infinityissue: ....
  953. [19:03:22] roadcrewworker: boo
  954. [19:03:22] teh_compass: timMinus
  955. [19:03:29] dajmasta: aceTC
  956. [19:03:29] shoepert: shoepeHa
  957. [19:03:29] svered: punOko
  958. [19:03:31] kawaiichouchou: you made me laugh out loud, actually. Thank you, Tim
  959. [19:03:43] monotonetim: timPlus
  960. [19:03:43] infinityissue: now what'll be amazing is if this thing forms the same face again a few feet away
  961. [19:03:47] roadcrewworker: tims so crazy, cant fake it
  962. [19:03:48] alikat1543: timPlus
  963. [19:03:48] zomgitsbacon: Oh no...
  964. [19:04:00] monotonetim: this is where fake eyelashes come from
  965. [19:04:04] shimmerfairy: Careful with going to the space center, Tim, you'll get nasacred
  966. [19:04:11] monotonetim: They're harvested from hot girl
  967. [19:04:12] willster132: do you think they noticed this error and just left it because they didnt expect people to idle on the title screen for more than 3 minutes
  968. [19:04:20] kawaiichouchou: i think part of her face, where her mouth should be, is starting to concave
  969. [19:04:20] monotonetim: it seems so obvious
  970. [19:04:21] ststephen2458: 44 minutes?
  971. [19:04:25] monotonetim: it happens in under a minute
  972. [19:04:26] ststephen2458: i just got here wtf
  973. [19:04:27] infinityissue: people for the ethical treatment of Hot Girl
  974. [19:04:28] alikat1543: i dont think THEY idled for more than 3 minutes
  975. [19:04:28] teh_compass: Tim I hope you make a timelapse and put it on YouTube
  976. [19:04:29] canvas_witch: I'm learning so much
  977. [19:04:32] monotonetim: how could you miss this
  978. [19:04:37] zomgitsbacon: OH NO!
  979. [19:04:38] raynor_ex: i don't think they idled
  980. [19:04:41] elagabaluscaesar: hot girlz 2 monsters
  981. [19:04:42] basssic: because they just didn't care
  982. [19:04:44] raynor_ex: they complied, saw it didn't crash, then shipped
  983. [19:04:49] monotonetim: I mean if you listen to the theme completely it just breaks by then
  984. [19:04:54] monotonetim: you couldn't not notice it.
  985. [19:04:55] ststephen2458: what happened to her face
  986. [19:04:59] evilovercats: D:
  987. [19:05:01] monotonetim: I happened to it
  988. [19:05:05] roadcrewworker: Ive accepted that her front face is melting, but its the earlobe thats puzzling me. Just the earlobe, nothing else in between
  989. [19:05:06] ststephen2458: lol
  990. [19:05:07] kawaiichouchou: they probably noticed it and either didn't care, or had no money left to fix it cause, you know, awesome opening song was pricey
  991. [19:05:07] shimmerfairy: don't pretend you don't know about it
  992. [19:05:17] willster132: oh man they were right the ear IS fucking up
  993. [19:05:21] monotonetim: I wish the theme song were by the cool notes
  994. [19:05:28] monotonetim: save it for the children, etc
  995. [19:05:28] shimmerfairy: @Roadcrewworker the explanatio is earlobe jiggling physics, of course
  996. [19:05:30] shoepert: 👌
  997. [19:05:32] shimmerfairy: *explanation
  998. [19:05:50] roadcrewworker: oh god, might be
  999. [19:05:58] kawaiichouchou: hot hot hot hot!
  1000. [19:06:05] koolman9921: Still wondering what this theme has to do with the actual game
  1001. [19:06:08] elusive_lucifer: oh
  1002. [19:06:11] roadcrewworker: hut hut hut hut hut
  1003. [19:06:13] elusive_lucifer: are you kidding
  1004. [19:06:14] monotonetim: having the stream up means I need to have the music playing and it's driving me crazy
  1005. [19:06:18] space_snek: you ever gunna put bit donations on this or monotone? i wanna shower you in pennies
  1006. [19:06:24] vidboi: timBBQQT timOh
  1007. [19:06:26] monotonetim: probably not.
  1008. [19:06:27] shoepert: Turn off your speakers :^)
  1009. [19:06:31] roadcrewworker: is it driving you crazy, so sexy, so pretty
  1010. [19:06:31] oldmario: compare it to diggle
  1011. [19:06:35] kawaiichouchou: it lets you know that there are scantily clad chicks in the game? idk
  1012. [19:06:38] monotonetim: I'm in Starbucks having pre work coffee
  1013. [19:06:41] yaakov22: wow
  1014. [19:06:45] yaakov22: is it going to get any worse than this?
  1015. [19:06:45] fenrax: oh no i'm eating a ton of candy instead of real food
  1016. [19:06:47] koolman9921: just do lab work and comeback
  1017. [19:06:54] elagabaluscaesar: bugtesting is a big illusion
  1018. [19:06:54] monotonetim: I'll be doing science here til like 3am so whatever
  1019. [19:06:55] shoepert: How long will this be going on
  1020. [19:07:02] koolman9921: oh.
  1021. [19:07:03] oldmario: you'll turn into a fatty like diggle Kappa
  1022. [19:07:04] miracleflare: oh god
  1023. [19:07:06] elusive_lucifer: until we reach the sun
  1024. [19:07:07] roadcrewworker: how many hours
  1025. [19:07:08] monotonetim: until it breaks I guess
  1026. [19:07:12] shimmerfairy: until they overflow the floats and break the system, I'm sure.
  1027. [19:07:15] du30w: wtf whats going on
  1028. [19:07:17] monotonetim: I'm worried the timer will cut off
  1029. [19:07:23] vidboi: less science, more streaming
  1030. [19:07:27] kawaiichouchou: it continues to gradually get worse @Yaakov22 so hopefully it will :D
  1031. [19:07:29] slinkydolphinclock: this was nice to come back to 40 minutes later
  1032. [19:07:32] roadcrewworker: i mean, he is streaming
  1033. [19:07:34] roadcrewworker: right now
  1034. [19:07:34] johnnymaq: what is this
  1035. [19:07:35] vidboi: you know, the world could do with a bit less science
  1036. [19:07:35] slinkydolphinclock: those lashes though
  1037. [19:07:35] johnnymaq: oh god
  1038. [19:07:43] alikat1543: maybe it's maybelline
  1039. [19:07:44] monotonetim: jealous of those lashes
  1040. [19:07:51] shoepert: 13 hours outta reach the edge of the screen
  1041. [19:07:58] monotonetim: I want a rainforest of skin and hair in my eyes
  1042. [19:07:59] kawaiichouchou: i wish my lashes were that long FeelsBadMan
  1043. [19:08:00] largepad: Wait, this is just, the game doing this over time?
  1044. [19:08:04] monotonetim: yes
  1045. [19:08:04] alikat1543: yup
  1046. [19:08:05] space_snek: you can always get the vod and put one on post timBBQQT
  1047. [19:08:06] thatkaylaperson: What does a hot girl have to do with hot dogs? Her growing face can be used to create hot dogs.
  1048. [19:08:07] roadcrewworker: 50 minutes of time
  1049. [19:08:08] monotonetim: I didn't modify anything
  1050. [19:08:12] monotonetim: the game is just broken.
  1051. [19:08:13] largepad: Oh.
  1052. [19:08:14] willster132: this is just the game doing the game
  1053. [19:08:20] johnnymaq: that's fantastic
  1054. [19:08:22] canvas_witch: is this a metaphor?
  1055. [19:08:27] monotonetim: I don't know how broken so I'm just letting it run
  1056. [19:08:35] dart133: remember not to leave your hot girl in the sun for to long, per the surgeon generals warning
  1057. [19:08:38] miracleflare: it's a metaphor about love being a big illusion
  1058. [19:08:38] roadcrewworker: it might shock you that hot dog king might not have had the biggest budget, or QA department
  1059. [19:08:43] canvas_witch: ahhh
  1060. [19:08:47] canvas_witch: makes sense
  1061. [19:08:49] willster132: the lashes have eclipsed the small box you tried to confine them in
  1062. [19:08:49] koolman9921: This game made a one lane road into a two lane
  1063. [19:08:57] monotonetim: too bad the cars don't change
  1064. [19:09:03] roadcrewworker: shes a one track lover
  1065. [19:09:04] thatkaylaperson: What is she sitting on anyway? Is that a cooler or a block of ice?
  1066. [19:09:09] shoepert: It's because they're not animated LUL
  1067. [19:09:20] miracleflare: ...a fence post, maybe???
  1068. [19:09:20] kawaiichouchou: i think they're supposed to be blocks of concrete
  1069. [19:09:25] kawaiichouchou: but they look ice like
  1070. [19:09:37] space_snek: its a stone fence corner
  1071. [19:09:38] tw4tjockey: Tim has been mutilating this girl for almost an hour lol
  1072. [19:09:38] koolman9921: I heard you get a secret ending after waiting 12 hours at the main menu
  1073. [19:09:50] jxtom: the music reminds me of one of the songs in the GBA sims games
  1074. [19:09:56] commanderpepper: her face reminds me of a butterfly
  1075. [19:09:56] monotonetim: is it me or is the screen flashing a lot
  1076. [19:10:00] basssic: not here
  1077. [19:10:03] chiefbanter: the captions are wrong, the original hot girl is CLEARLY on the bottom
  1078. [19:10:05] shoepert: probably just you
  1079. [19:10:05] vidboi: you
  1080. [19:10:06] kawaiichouchou: i haven't noticed it
  1081. [19:10:06] cub6: just you
  1082. [19:10:08] monotonetim: weird
  1083. [19:10:08] koolman9921: just you
  1084. [19:10:11] monotonetim: I guess it's the app
  1085. [19:10:14] roadcrewworker: i expect the cars will just stop after a few hours. then the cars come back but are filled with dead drivers. then she gets up and tells you how you will die
  1086. [19:10:21] koolman9921: Maybe it's your eyes Tim
  1087. [19:10:23] mr_xjab: oh god shes got a dorito stuck in her head
  1088. [19:10:24] miracleflare: the app can't handle this many polygons
  1089. [19:10:27] monotonetim: her face is a cannon
  1090. [19:10:28] vidboi: is it just me, or is she talking to anyone else... like in your mind..
  1091. [19:10:40] canvas_witch: she looks dangerous
  1092. [19:10:42] jxtom: Graphical Improvements
  1093. [19:10:46] infinityissue: don't pretend you don't know about her
  1094. [19:10:47] kawaiichouchou: she's very um... pointy
  1095. [19:10:50] happycasket: She's like the crystal hollows in the duke's palace.
  1096. [19:10:51] roadcrewworker: Her face is a cutting hazard
  1097. [19:10:54] monotonetim: alright I can't listen to this any more
  1098. [19:10:56] chiefbanter: "hd remakes"
  1099. [19:11:03] roadcrewworker: not till the early morning?
  1100. [19:11:04] mithril_leaf: You are weak!
  1101. [19:11:05] vidboi: the blinking really makes it bad
  1102. [19:11:05] monotonetim: I'll be back later, tweet me if it dies.
  1103. [19:11:07] canvas_witch: she would be REALLY good at headbutting customers
  1104. [19:11:08] koolman9921: The devs probably didnt know how to fix this so they let it be
  1105. [19:11:14] shoepert: HOT GIRL
  1106. [19:11:15] roadcrewworker: Tim its dying.
  1107. [19:11:15] mithril_leaf: Jeez this is so new and excitingly bad every time
  1108. [19:11:20] roadcrewworker: Slowly, horribly
  1109. [19:11:20] kawaiichouchou: i'm close to muting it but haven't yet
  1110. [19:11:24] johnnymaq: 24 hour stream hype
  1111. [19:11:24] roymahboy: i feel like you should play a distorted version of this soundtrack in the background
  1112. [19:11:29] gameraxel: The right side of her face is just becoming more flabby
  1113. [19:11:31] alikat1543: "i bet you don't want to go"
  1114. [19:11:34] roymahboy: slowed down and garbled
  1115. [19:11:49] roadcrewworker: eee lush yon
  1116. [19:11:51] dariusdetiger: o.o what did I walk into
  1117. [19:11:54] happycasket: I should go watch the vod from last night, but this is mesmerizing.
  1118. [19:11:55] willster132: art
  1119. [19:11:55] koolman9921: midi version but too bad he's not home to do that
  1120. [19:11:58] infinityissue: she can see forever
  1121. [19:12:01] dart133: shes like an organic transformer, but just really slow
  1122. [19:12:02] chiefbanter: the face of beauty
  1123. [19:12:20] caaaakes: oh
  1124. [19:12:20] jxtom: wait is this the actual main menu music?
  1125. [19:12:24] koolman9921: it's hot hot
  1126. [19:12:25] alikat1543: yup
  1127. [19:12:26] kawaiichouchou: yes it is
  1128. [19:12:35] gameraxel: I have been watching this for 12 minutes, my life has been wasted
  1129. [19:12:42] dariusdetiger: Is this a modification to a file causing this? Or just a bug that tim stumbled upon?
  1130. [19:12:42] kawaiichouchou: makes you think of hot dogs, doesn't it?
  1131. [19:12:48] kawaiichouchou: it's a bug
  1132. [19:12:53] canvas_witch: I need to see that after 30min screenshot again ahaha
  1133. [19:12:56] dariusdetiger: oh jesus
  1134. [19:13:00] diggleshut: what where
  1135. [19:13:04] nicolekilo: tim why
  1136. [19:13:05] koolman9921: kudos to those who's been here since the beginning
  1137. [19:13:05] happycasket: Maybe I'll just pop this one out and keep it in the corner of the vod
  1138. [19:13:05] dart133: some bug that occurs over time
  1139. [19:13:22] kawaiichouchou: i've been here since about 30 minutes. it's gotten a lot worse
  1140. [19:13:25] fidofidder: what the hell is going on
  1141. [19:13:26] nbtl: Anyone else think she looks better after?
  1142. [19:13:31] nbtl: or just me?
  1143. [19:13:47] wryght: i have a sad feeling this is just going to end up as a distorted cube
  1144. [19:13:50] jxtom: What if this is what is like to go from boy 2 dad in one swift move
  1145. [19:13:52] happycasket: Now she's got that girl next door... in hell... look.
  1146. [19:13:57] gameraxel: Needs a time lapse
  1147. [19:14:04] tw4tjockey: On stereo
  1148. [19:14:04] miracleflare: reblog if you think the girl on the right is just as beautiful as the girl on the left
  1149. [19:14:09] infinityissue: Hot Girl compels the drivers to eternally look upon her, no matter how gruesome the sight grows
  1150. [19:14:11] ilovedaydreaming: I'll be back later. Can someone Please clip her facial demise?
  1151. [19:14:17] diggleshut: wel
  1152. [19:14:21] diggleshut: I should have said in what
  1153. [19:15:02] commanderpepper: her facial ascension
  1154. [19:15:04] rileyjo7: I just noticed that the wheels on the cars aren't even spinning
  1155. [19:15:07] urgist: oh boy it's eye ti-- OH MY FUCK
  1156. [19:15:19] thedumbesthorse: oh this got even better
  1157. [19:15:25] jyatt: oh my god
  1158. [19:15:35] zomgqwert: that's a pretty hot girl
  1159. [19:15:38] sarmhan: OH GOD
  1160. [19:15:55] alfo71: (Demon voice) "Your god won't save you now!"
  1161. [19:15:57] rec757: Main Channel material
  1162. [19:16:02] helloimsloth: So hot her face melted
  1163. [19:16:38] gameraxel: I'd date her
  1164. [19:16:42] nicolekilo: it isn't so bad until she turns...
  1165. [19:16:44] jxtom: This game is a metaphor on what its like to be "Hot"
  1166. [19:16:45] dajmasta: 15 minutes later..... timOh
  1167. [19:16:49] anovainc: timOh
  1168. [19:16:56] fidofidder: Love is a big illusion
  1169. [19:17:07] dajmasta: hot girls are an illusion
  1170. [19:17:21] fidofidder: At least she still has her ponytail
  1171. [19:17:26] fidofidder: that's all that matters
  1172. [19:17:30] helloimsloth: its more about lust than love. It shows here that lust can ruin a person
  1173. [19:17:38] helloimsloth: 🤔
  1174. [19:17:42] kawaiichouchou: thank god, otherwise why would she need to toss her head back?
  1175. [19:17:46] dallas7174: ... stereotonetim What Did I come into and what is happening?! I Don't even!
  1176. [19:17:52] jxtom: If the kids would look up from their phones they would see the world for what it is: This
  1177. [19:17:54] alikat1543: Tim isn't here
  1178. [19:18:01] dajmasta: he is one with the hot girl
  1179. [19:18:09] alikat1543: He IS the hot girl
  1180. [19:18:09] basssic: that's one hot girl now
  1181. [19:18:13] alikat1543: surprise
  1182. [19:18:17] alikat1543: that's why he cosplays
  1183. [19:18:18] fidofidder: She's right
  1184. [19:18:21] fidofidder: I don't want to go
  1185. [19:18:26] dajmasta: i hope his next cosplay is just a pink bikini and a horribly disfigured, blocky face
  1186. [19:18:43] kawaiichouchou: it's starting to jut from her forehead D:
  1187. [19:18:50] dajmasta: horns
  1188. [19:18:50] kawaiichouchou: she's getting horns
  1189. [19:18:58] basssic: Punished Hot Girl
  1190. [19:19:02] fidofidder: you may not like it but this is what peak physical performance looks like
  1191. [19:19:06] alikat1543: her eyes are going out of the box
  1192. [19:19:10] kawaiichouchou: just when i didn't think it could get any more interesting
  1193. [19:19:13] dajmasta: this is what happens when you commit the sin of vanity
  1194. [19:19:25] kawaiichouchou: yes, let this be a lesson
  1195. [19:19:28] bigfatanimal: oh no
  1196. [19:19:32] alikat1543: only an hour later, you become a blocky monster
  1197. [19:19:41] johnkilo3: what form of devilry is this
  1198. [19:19:44] alikat1543: don't worry, your body is still hot
  1199. [19:19:55] thatkaylaperson: She's beauty and she's grace. She's the Hot Girl
  1200. [19:19:55] bleachex: "so pretty"
  1201. [19:19:56] jxtom: at one point does this stop being inside the computer zone and starts extending out of my monitor
  1202. [19:19:56] kelpplankton: this got bad faster than i expected
  1203. [19:19:58] dajmasta: this suit is really weird though
  1204. [19:20:00] helloimsloth: no paper bag is going over that face
  1205. [19:20:02] zetuh: oh god
  1206. [19:20:13] dajmasta: hard to still call it a face
  1207. [19:20:37] vermino2004: Lol
  1208. [19:20:43] princessragna: I'm scared
  1209. [19:20:54] fidofidder: I'm scaroused
  1210. [19:20:59] alikat1543: don't be scared, this is the ultimate hot girl
  1211. [19:21:03] bl0cks: hotgirl infected by The Thing
  1212. [19:21:04] alikat1543: timBBQQT timBBQQT
  1213. [19:21:15] kelpplankton: What bothers me the most is that the eyelashes stretch back into her face like needles
  1214. [19:21:19] dart133: oh god, each time i look away it gets... better?
  1215. [19:21:21] dajmasta: so when do we get timHotgirl
  1216. [19:21:34] jxtom: "If you keep making faces your face will get stuck like that"
  1217. [19:21:44] dajmasta: it will have to be a several part emote after a few hours
  1218. [19:21:57] teh_compass: Not gonna lie. If I had an eldritch horror fetish I'd probably still hit that.
  1219. [19:22:00] shoepert: At least the hour counter is on screen
  1220. [19:22:05] alikat1543: it also involves the top tier sub emotes
  1221. [19:22:08] rotcrack: What is happening
  1222. [19:22:13] fidofidder: the fourth dimension is hot girl
  1223. [19:22:14] sarmhan: Hot Girl
  1224. [19:22:19] kawaiichouchou: her face is morphing
  1225. [19:22:19] dajmasta: hot girl is happening
  1226. [19:22:29] dajmasta: also an abomination of science is happening
  1227. [19:22:33] rotcrack: I don't like it
  1228. [19:22:35] vermino2004: She is so hot
  1229. [19:22:36] overlordtwiggy: timOh
  1230. [19:22:38] rotcrack: Help
  1231. [19:22:40] dajmasta: i'm on the fence about it
  1232. [19:22:41] shoepert: This is one of Tim's experiments
  1233. [19:22:45] manlymanliness: timOh
  1234. [19:22:51] alikat1543: instead of rats, it's us
  1235. [19:22:57] canvas_witch: so much science
  1236. [19:23:02] fidofidder: I need to know if the counter will scale to accommodate the days
  1237. [19:23:03] dajmasta: on one hand, has science gone too far? on the other hand, how many hours until it covers up the whole screen?
  1238. [19:23:10] princessragna: Please god I don't want to look at her side
  1239. [19:23:15] anko69: oh my god
  1240. [19:23:15] princessragna: it gets worse and worse
  1241. [19:23:23] alikat1543: but it's so sexy
  1242. [19:23:25] vermino2004: What her final form?
  1243. [19:23:26] alikat1543: makes you crazy
  1244. [19:23:29] jxtom: how long until the extending parts of the face stretch past the game world and loop around so it forms the face again?
  1245. [19:23:31] anko69: take it higher
  1246. [19:23:37] princessragna: This is like some sort of lovecraftian horror
  1247. [19:23:44] dajmasta: but without enough polygons
  1248. [19:23:53] dajmasta: no smoothing algorithm could fix this
  1249. [19:24:01] vermino2004: She is so edgy LUL
  1250. [19:24:04] anovainc: She is the hotdog king
  1251. [19:24:11] installcentos: LUL
  1252. [19:24:19] jxtom: Mystery of the Druids deleted scenes
  1253. [19:24:29] dajmasta: i'm glad the burger king hasn't suffered the same fate
  1254. [19:24:36] dajmasta: i couldn't wish this one someone
  1255. [19:24:39] vermino2004: Umm those cars are driving on both side of the road?..
  1256. [19:24:40] shoepert: This is what happens when you figure out how go past the limits in the sims 2 sim creator
  1257. [19:24:45] sarmhan: The eyebrows
  1258. [19:24:48] sarmhan: oh christ
  1259. [19:24:53] dajmasta: each lane is for one stopped wheel
  1260. [19:24:57] dajmasta: like on a normal road
  1261. [19:24:57] anovainc: She morphs into her true form and kills grandpas
  1262. [19:25:03] vermino2004: LUL
  1263. [19:25:09] hallowedgamer: Wait wtf, Did it get this bad progressivley? Or did just happen?
  1264. [19:25:16] space_snek: 30 mins ago http://prntscr.com/fztoh5
  1265. [19:25:36] installcentos: She's growing horns how.
  1266. [19:25:45] hallowedgamer: So sexy
  1267. [19:25:56] zetuh: and pretty
  1268. [19:26:00] hallowedgamer: hot girl
  1269. [19:26:08] sarmhan: Soon all will be hot girl
  1270. [19:26:18] dart133: i enjoy how is face is also growing out of the back-right of her head
  1271. [19:26:32] vermino2004: Ten dollars her face touches the left screen within 2 hours
  1272. [19:26:33] zetuh: whenever she turns her head...
  1273. [19:26:38] esskillerwolf: Oh my, so hot
  1274. [19:26:57] sidedwilliams: wait... it just naturally fucks vup after this long?
  1275. [19:27:11] sidedwilliams: Tim didn't do anything?
  1276. [19:27:11] willster132: Mine is the hairflip that will peirce the screen border
  1277. [19:27:14] cub6: oh dear god I looked away for 2 minute and this happened
  1278. [19:27:14] hallowedgamer: Ok i guess ill be back in half an hour, If this is still going lol
  1279. [19:27:19] shimmerfairy: yes. for once, Tim is not responsible
  1280. [19:27:25] sidedwilliams: sheit
  1281. [19:27:37] sidedwilliams: nice stream imo
  1282. [19:27:38] lucasnator2: oh
  1283. [19:27:43] lucasnator2: my
  1284. [19:27:44] callicantzaros: What, pray tell, is this
  1285. [19:27:47] lucasnator2: god
  1286. [19:27:50] alikat1543: hot girl
  1287. [19:27:50] willster132: hot girl
  1288. [19:27:51] jxtom: is this song on youtube yet
  1289. [19:27:54] sidedwilliams: this song though
  1290. [19:27:55] vermino2004: Somehow it's still Tim fault
  1291. [19:28:00] cub6: it is actaully
  1292. [19:28:13] shimmerfairy: this song needs to be VAPORWAVE'D first, methinks.
  1293. [19:28:15] tarosmoothies: I keep forgetting what the other side of the face looks like and it kills me every time she turns her head.
  1294. [19:28:25] alikat1543: she's having some difficulties
  1295. [19:28:35] tarosmoothies: The nightmares are real.
  1296. [19:28:39] lucasnator2: like if the girl on the bottom is as hot as the girl on top
  1297. [19:28:41] tifakitteh: I don't understand how much you need to mess up for this to happen
  1298. [19:28:42] alikat1543: ARE THERE LIKE 3 CHINS NOW?
  1299. [19:29:00] jxtom: I wonder what bit of the code they skipped over thats causing this
  1300. [19:29:04] elagabaluscaesar: You are now entering the hot dog store of Hot Girl
  1301. [19:29:05] juggerjazz: I have three chins to you dont see me bragging about it
  1302. [19:29:09] manlymanliness: at least her ponytail still looks good
  1303. [19:29:17] dart133: her chins have become an algorithm
  1304. [19:29:21] taggenjuskor: timMrBones hello tim. hello chat.
  1305. [19:29:33] space_snek: tim is away at lab
  1306. [19:29:33] tarosmoothies: I just want to know why her eyebrows folded in on the bottom.
  1307. [19:29:33] alikat1543: tim has fled
  1308. [19:29:37] notoriousrisk: sweet baby jesus wat has tim done
  1309. [19:29:41] tarosmoothies: Eyelashes**
  1310. [19:29:43] ty1i: Oh Lord, what fucking game is this
  1311. [19:29:54] manlymanliness: hotdog king
  1312. [19:29:57] taggenjuskor: ah. tim's busy being a science
  1313. [19:29:58] zippypsycho: The only normal part of her head is the hair and one of her ear cirWut
  1314. [19:30:02] lucasnator2: are those shadows or her eyelashes
  1315. [19:30:02] jxtom: tim is gone from this world, he was sucks in and is now stuck in a perpetually looping car
  1316. [19:30:13] feengid: this model might only be used for this screen? you know, to make game appear decent at start, prob why it fucks up
  1317. [19:30:16] tarosmoothies: Her jawline on one side is still ok.
  1318. [19:30:51] willster132: nothin about this is ok
  1319. [19:30:52] sarmhan: They were probably REALLY lazy when animating her
  1320. [19:31:00] alikat1543: her body is ok
  1321. [19:31:01] infinityissue: no more tim. Only Hot Girl. HAIL HOT GIRL
  1322. [19:31:14] manlymanliness: they didnt expect people to watch the menu for an hour
  1323. [19:31:20] sarmhan: ALL IS HOT GIRL
  1324. [19:31:23] alikat1543: it starts after 1 minute
  1325. [19:31:24] commanderpepper: im pretty sure this stream is NSFW at this point
  1326. [19:31:25] tarosmoothies: Did her face give her an ear piercing?
  1327. [19:31:32] sarmhan: @Manlymanliness but it's noticable after a few minutes
  1328. [19:31:35] notoriousrisk: how many times has this song looped?
  1329. [19:31:37] sarmhan: That's how we got here
  1330. [19:31:37] manlymanliness: yeah i know
  1331. [19:31:37] ckormac: love is a big illusion
  1332. [19:31:47] thatkaylaperson: No, CommanderPepper, it's NSFL
  1333. [19:31:52] manlymanliness: i was watching last night too
  1334. [19:31:55] commanderpepper: yup
  1335. [19:31:55] ckormac: she has gone part cat-girl
  1336. [19:32:12] elagabaluscaesar: I love the quote on the publisher's website https://www.meridian4.com/pages/about-us
  1337. [19:32:20] tarosmoothies: When this is over, I need a time-lapse.
  1338. [19:32:28] alikat1543: she has some horns coming out of the back of her head too
  1339. [19:33:05] jxtom: this perspective is messing me up, the road slims up closer to the camera
  1340. [19:33:19] taggenjuskor: how did he discover this glitch
  1341. [19:33:22] lolzwafflez: oh my god
  1342. [19:33:27] jxtom: "discover"
  1343. [19:33:47] feengid: just minutes after joking around on the screen tim noticed it
  1344. [19:33:51] ty1i: So uh
  1345. [19:33:52] tarosmoothies: I can't unsee the perspective now.
  1346. [19:33:56] ty1i: Are we gonna be PLAYING this game tonight?
  1347. [19:33:57] elagabaluscaesar: Even their titles are amazing https://www.amazon.com/Space-Hack-Non-stop-Action-Free-Colonists/dp/B00OG1O79Y/
  1348. [19:33:58] taggenjuskor: timOh
  1349. [19:34:07] reecer6: yeah, what, what the heck, that road like halves in width
  1350. [19:34:23] sonickitsune_: Oh. Just one hour of this treatment engages maximum beauty
  1351. [19:34:31] alikat1543: tim played this last night
  1352. [19:34:34] yaakov22: Oh
  1353. [19:34:37] yaakov22: It is getting worse
  1354. [19:34:42] tarosmoothies: The road perspective is the real monster on this screen.
  1355. [19:34:44] tpman24: Is she turning into a clicker?
  1356. [19:34:52] infinityissue: reality warps as you get closer to Hot Girl
  1357. [19:34:54] reecer6: i wish i noticed this stream earlier so i could see the metamorphosis
  1358. [19:35:05] kawaiichouchou: she's turning into something. not sure what yet
  1359. [19:35:06] yaakov22: I wonder if the developrs knew about this and just didn't care because they didn't think anyone would stay on this screen for that long
  1360. [19:35:23] thundawear: what is happening...
  1361. [19:35:26] shimmerfairy: also, look at the fence around the perimeter, which she's sitting on. I'm pretty sure it cuts into the road to the right of the screen.
  1362. [19:35:28] reecer6: i'm sad ian's review never mentioned this happening.
  1363. [19:35:32] taggenjuskor: good god what's wrong with the back of her knee
  1364. [19:35:38] unalive: Nobody's pressed the New Game button yet so she's extending her face to press it for us
  1365. [19:35:54] elagabaluscaesar: They didn't anticipate that people would spend so long looking at Hot Girl
  1366. [19:35:56] kawaiichouchou: you're not supposed to be distracted by the back of her knee lol
  1367. [19:36:09] princessragna: I'm expecting in 24 hours for her to come breaking through Tim's screen into the real world
  1368. [19:36:34] taggenjuskor: digging the driving in the middle of the road
  1369. [19:36:37] reecer6: i hope at some point she goes out of bounds and forces the game to crash
  1370. [19:36:51] alikat1543: is it just me or is the screen slightly flickering every few seconds
  1371. [19:36:56] taggenjuskor: the wheels aren't even turning
  1372. [19:37:04] dangerneck: why is the hairy bit twitching
  1373. [19:37:07] dangerneck: this is really unsettling
  1374. [19:37:10] taggenjuskor: yeah i saw the flicker
  1375. [19:37:11] jxtom: oh wait
  1376. [19:37:13] d4ccp: I won't even ask anymore
  1377. [19:37:20] willster132: We are really pushing the limits of hot girl here
  1378. [19:37:28] dangerneck: oh wait thats an eyelash isnt it
  1379. [19:37:32] kawaiichouchou: it's really coming out through the back of her head now
  1380. [19:37:36] vermino2004: That sun is brutal
  1381. [19:37:38] elagabaluscaesar: I'm impressed that they modeled multiple vehicles for this scene
  1382. [19:37:46] kawaiichouchou: ya those are supposed to be her eyelashes
  1383. [19:37:50] miracleflare: got back from lunch. looking hot, girl
  1384. [19:37:56] jxtom: Im watching in 360p so every couple of frame the colors flash
  1385. [19:38:01] infinityissue: The Hair Tower blinks, do not question Hair Tower
  1386. [19:38:03] dart133: this is why you always put sunscreen on your face
  1387. [19:38:06] sarmhan: What's wrong with your faaace
  1388. [19:38:14] manlymanliness: i think that's her ear lobe
  1389. [19:38:20] manlymanliness: right?
  1390. [19:38:21] jxtom: like the bitrate cascading colors sharpen then stop suddenly
  1391. [19:38:26] miracleflare: it is
  1392. [19:38:28] dangerneck: this is very good
  1393. [19:38:31] dreamleaking: you may not like it but this is what the ideal female body looks like
  1394. [19:38:44] xshadowfyre: oh god
  1395. [19:38:49] kawaiichouchou: welp, i'm doomed then lol
  1396. [19:38:51] dangerneck: this is getting exponential
  1397. [19:38:52] manlymanliness: idk man she's really putting on some facial hair
  1398. [19:38:59] sarmhan: I think the three parts that fucked are eyes, lips, and right ear
  1399. [19:39:02] whohacksftw: Is this a mutated Luffy
  1400. [19:39:05] sarmhan: Everything is an extension of that
  1401. [19:39:08] pinguino: so sexy
  1402. [19:39:11] xshadowfyre: this is like some silent hill monster
  1403. [19:39:11] sarmhan: so crazy
  1404. [19:39:13] reecer6: and pretty
  1405. [19:39:16] sarmhan: hot girl
  1406. [19:39:16] dangerneck: this is real transformers
  1407. [19:39:16] vermino2004: I wonder what head would feel like? LUL
  1408. [19:39:19] dangerneck: she is turning into a gun
  1409. [19:39:25] dangerneck: very slowly
  1410. [19:39:29] kawaiichouchou: very sharp, i'd imagine
  1411. [19:39:31] whohacksftw: We need to ban him, no guns on stream
  1412. [19:39:33] howlingbennol: railgun for hotnes
  1413. [19:39:35] kawaiichouchou: hard and pointy
  1414. [19:39:36] dreamleaking: hot hot hot hot
  1415. [19:39:40] aurion_tv: Dude, this makes me fucking squee
  1416. [19:39:40] manlymanliness: at what point does it take up the entire screen?
  1417. [19:39:52] dangerneck: 10 more head swishes i think
  1418. [19:39:55] aurion_tv: Makes me fucking Squint
  1419. [19:39:58] dangerneck: oh fuck yeah
  1420. [19:40:00] kawaiichouchou: that's gotta be getting top-heavy
  1421. [19:40:06] jxtom: What if videogames had a gun?
  1422. [19:40:07] howlingbennol: @Manlymanliness that's what we're here to find out
  1423. [19:40:07] punnypearl: holy shit
  1424. [19:40:13] elagabaluscaesar: This computer simulation shows how humans might evolve in the next 10,000 years
  1425. [19:40:30] dangerneck: human evolution is very face heavy
  1426. [19:40:33] pinguino: Do you think her body grows from the tips like a tree
  1427. [19:40:33] reecer6: love is a big delusion
  1428. [19:40:37] willster132: This is a metaphore for evolving beauty standards
  1429. [19:40:40] wryght: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/43/8a/fe/438afe81fb5f89764f9d6eaa4468e045--scary-faces-beetlejuice.jpg
  1430. [19:40:49] jmleleven: yet another unrealistic standard for women
  1431. [19:40:52] alikat1543: yes
  1432. [19:40:53] vermino2004: So this is the first real images of naked Julia. After so many years of shameless promoting on twitch
  1433. [19:40:55] jxtom: if humans evolved to withstand being Hot this is what it would look like
  1434. [19:40:57] taggenjuskor: if you removed the hotdog king logo, you would never be able to guess what this game is about
  1435. [19:41:08] whohacksftw: How much did the surgery cost?
  1436. [19:41:08] infinityissue: what a ripoff vermino. she's not even naked
  1437. [19:41:09] pinguino: even with the Hot Dog King logo
  1438. [19:41:38] aurion_tv: Growing beauty standards: Have cancer deformities.
  1439. [19:41:51] taggenjuskor: can't wait for tim to come back and see his creation
  1440. [19:41:59] jxtom: I missed everything past boys 2 dadz, what did you even do in this game
  1441. [19:42:03] dreamleaking: tim is never coming back
  1442. [19:42:10] vermino2004: ^
  1443. [19:42:15] dreamleaking: he has stranded us in this hell of his creation
  1444. [19:42:21] commanderpepper: i heard if that you let this run for 6 hours, 66 mins and 66 secs, you get a new game mode
  1445. [19:42:21] shimmerfairy: @JxTom nothing
  1446. [19:42:23] alikat1543: hot girl IS tim guys
  1447. [19:42:50] taggenjuskor: when tim says he doesn't have a face, this is what he means
  1448. [19:42:57] alikat1543: yeah
  1449. [19:43:00] vermino2004: So if her head hits a car, can she sue?
  1450. [19:43:02] sarmhan: HOT HOT HOT
  1451. [19:43:12] commanderpepper: the driver will sue her
  1452. [19:43:16] sarmhan: If her head hits a car I don't think the car survives
  1453. [19:43:20] vermino2004: LUL
  1454. [19:43:21] aurion_tv: Spaghetti coding at it's finest
  1455. [19:43:34] jxtom: this is what its like to have treeman syndrome
  1456. [19:43:47] vermino2004: Also why is she 2x bigger than a car?
  1457. [19:43:57] taggenjuskor: can a programmer explain to me why time would do this to a prerendered animation
  1458. [19:43:58] vermino2004: She is like 7 foot tall
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