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- >Hanging out with your friends on a slow summers day
- >Shoving firecrackers up a fluffy pony's butt
- >Then watching it run around until it explodes
- >Typical activity for your average 11 year old boy
- >Look in the bag, all you've got left is an M-80 and some bottlerockets
- >Oh well, save those for later, it's time for lunch
- >The three of you walk down the street, cracking jokes and goofing off
- >Stop at a diner to get some burgers, sit in the back area
- >While there, you hear something, sounds like singing
- >You walk outside and find the source, a fluffy pony
- >A pink mare with two foals on her stomache
- >"Babbehs. Mommeh wuv babbehs. Wuv mommeh wuv "
- >She keeps repeating to a tune only she can hear
- >You run back and tell the guys, all get the same idea
- >After eating you approach the mare
- >She's scared at first, earn her trust with a few french fries
- >Tell her your taking them to a new, warm, loving home
- >She and her foals babble happily
- >Finally get to where your going, an old drive-in theater parking lot
- >Your friends get to work attaching bottlerockets to the foals
- >You shove the M-80 in the mares babby-chute
- >With foals ready for launch, you prop their mother up to watch
- >They take off into air screaming "NUU, MOMMEH HEWP!"
- >The mare kicks in your arms as she watches them explode
- >"Babbehs huwt, nee huggies fwom mommeh!"
- >You set her down and light the fuse, she runs toward part of her foals
- >"Babbehs, Mommeh hew-" is all she said before being scattered everywhere
- >A couple high-fives later, it was time to head home
- >On the way back, you talked about what to do tomorrow
- >A water ballon fight sounded fun, was gonna be hot anyway
- >You even know were there's a herd of feral fluffies to fight with
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