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- CLOPIN - singing/speaking
- ARCHDEACON - mostly singing
- FROLLO - mostly speaking
- SPEAKING (# of lines):
- MOTHER (2)
- FATHER (2)
- GYPSY, FERRYMAN & GUARD (1 each)
- CLOPIN: Noon already, the anon awaits to post on 4chan
- the shitposter shitposts, the janitor cleans on the boards of 4chan
- On /b/'s porn's threads lewd as the Brazzers, but /cm/'s boys are cute as a girl
- And some say the source of the internet's worst's on the boaaaaaaards
- The boards of 4chan
- Read this shit, it's beautiful no?
- So many useless opinions, so many changing moods
- Because you know, these posts don't write them all by themselves
- They don't?
- No, silly newfag. Over there, deep, deep in the /vg/ board, lives the mysterious tripfag
- Who is this creature? The OP!
- What is he? A faggot!
- How did he come to be there? Reddit!
- Hush, enough of these buzzwords. It is a tale of a thread, of a thread... and a shitposter!
- Dark was the night when our tale was begun on the boards of 4chan
- FATHER: Spoiler that shit!
- GYPSY: We will be banned!
- MOTHER: But i like this game!
- CLOPIN: Four frightened anons discussed silently in a thread on 4chan
- FERRYMAN: Four likes for shitposting with mods asleep!
- CLOPIN: But a trap had been laid for the anons, and they gazed at their screen in alarm
- At the dreaded ban picture and shitty description as of why...
- FATHER: Tripfag Frollo!
- CLOPIN: …they were banned from 4chan
- CLOPIN: Tripfag Frollo longed to purge the /v/ board of LOL and porn
- And he saw corruption in all of its posts except his own
- FROLLO: Report these /b/tards to the mods for derailing the thread.
- GUARD: You there, what are you spoilering?!
- FROLLO: Trap porn no doubt, take it from her!
- CLOPIN: She ran!
- MOTHER: *Shitposts externally*
- FROLLO: A thread? ABOUT VIDYA?!
- CLOPIN: STOP! Cried the moderator.
- FROLLO: This is just dubs-checking and bigotry, I’m sending it to page 10 where it belongs.
- ARCHDEACON: See this harmless anon you reported to the mods of 4chan
- FROLLO: I am guiltless, she posted shit she got hit.
- ARCHDEACON: Now you would add an unfair sage to a thread on 4chan?
- FROLLO: Their shilling was clear!
- ARCHDEACON: You can lie to yourself and your tripfags, you can claim that you actually discuss
- But you never can run or hide what you’ve done from the archives,
- The very archives of 4chan
- CLOPIN: And for one time in his life of maximum damage control
- Frollo feared for the reputation of his renowned tripcode
- FROLLO: What must i do?
- ARCHDEACON: Care for the thread, and discuss in it as an anon.
- FROLLO: What?! I’d be settled with these… shitlords?! …Very well, but let me create real threads, in another board.
- ARCHDEACON: Another board? Where?
- FROLLO: Anywhere…
- Just so all legit discourse is kept away from /v/
- /vg/ perhaps… and who knows? Our Moot works in mysterious ways.
- Talking as an anon may yet prove one day to be... of use... to me
- CLOPIN: And Frollo created countless generals, boosting his ego with a foul new cancer: Samefagging!
- Noooooow, here's a riddle to guess if you can see the IPs on 4chan
- Who is the tripfag and who is the op?
- On the boards, boards, boards, boards, boards, boards, boards, boards
- BOARDS OOOOF FOOOOOOUR CHAAAAAAAAN!
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