PumaKNICK gets robbed

[09:52pm] <PumaKNICK> sigh i just broke up with my prostitute
[09:52pm] <@CoMBo`> how is that possible
[09:52pm] <PumaKNICK> she came over
[09:53pm] <PumaKNICK> i told her i coudnt have sex with her becus i broke my ankle and she still came over
[09:53pm] <PumaKNICK> and she stole my money becus i couldnt get it up
[09:53pm] <PumaKNICK> and then she called me names when i sayd i didnt want to see her until my ankel got better
[09:53pm] <PumaKNICK> sigh
[09:54pm] <@CoMBo`> wtf
[09:54pm] <@CoMBo`> so why did u let her in
[09:54pm] <PumaKNICK> i told her not to but she still came over
[09:54pm] <@CoMBo`> uh well u think she's gonna come over for free
[09:55pm] <PumaKNICK> i told her i couldnt but she made me try and i still couldnt
[09:55pm] <@CoMBo`> shouldn't have answered the door
[09:55pm] <PumaKNICK> my ankle hurts :(
[09:55pm] <@CoMBo`> and how did she get your money wtf
[09:56pm] <PumaKNICK> i gave it to her
[09:56pm] <PumaKNICK> then she called me names
[09:56pm] <PumaKNICK> so i broke up with her
[09:56pm] <@CoMBo`> ya right she'll just show up again and u will let her in
[09:56pm] <PumaKNICK> no i told her next time im not paying her
[09:57pm] <PumaKNICK> i told her i cant have sex until my ankel heals in 8 weeks
[09:57pm] <PumaKNICK> she called me names so i told her i dont want to do this anymore
[09:57pm] <@CoMBo`> what she say
[09:57pm] <PumaKNICK> she called me ugly and small penis limp dik
[09:58pm] <PumaKNICK> i told her its not my fault i fell in the shower
[09:58pm] <@no-sweat> r u trolling
[09:58pm] <PumaKNICK> but shes mean so i broke up with her sigh
[09:58pm] <@no-sweat> nobody is this stupid
[09:59pm] <PumaKNICK> huh?
[09:59pm] <PumaKNICK> shes the second prositute to steal my money
[09:59pm] <PumaKNICK> the first lyed and told me she needed 200 for her electric bill
[09:59pm] <PumaKNICK> most have been good to me
[10:00pm] <PumaKNICK> i know 1 i can start seeing again when my ankel heals
[10:00pm] <PumaKNICK> she didnt give me oral but she felt good and was nice to me
[10:00pm] <PumaKNICK> plus she tasted good when i licked her
[10:01pm] <PumaKNICK> i forgot her name but i have her phone number i think
[10:01pm] <PumaKNICK> i can find it
[10:02pm] <@CoMBo`> wait wut
[10:02pm] <@CoMBo`> u didn't tell us about the first one
[10:02pm] <PumaKNICK> i just hope she didnt give me the skin infection, i saw her and then another the next day then had my skin infection 3 days later
[10:02pm] <PumaKNICK> i dont think it was her tho
[10:02pm] <PumaKNICK> huh?
[10:03pm] <@CoMBo`> the one who got money for electric bill
[10:03pm] <PumaKNICK> ive seen 13 prostitutes
[10:03pm] <@CoMBo`> just do what hulk said
[10:03pm] <@CoMBo`> see a new one each time
[10:03pm] <PumaKNICK> the 2nd stole my money to pay for her electric bill and sayd she would come see me the next day and ahve sex with me
[10:03pm] <PumaKNICK> the next day she was busy
[10:03pm] <PumaKNICK> and the next
[10:03pm] <PumaKNICK> i deleted her number
[10:03pm] <@CoMBo`> jesus are u that ugly
[10:03pm] <PumaKNICK> huh?
[10:03pm] <@CoMBo`> so she comes over
[10:03pm] <@CoMBo`> u give her money
[10:03pm] <@CoMBo`> and she says she doesn't want to fuck
[10:04pm] <@CoMBo`> but will fuck tomorrow
[10:04pm] <@CoMBo`> ?
[10:04pm] <PumaKNICK> i gave her money in the parking lot
[10:04pm] <@CoMBo`> u know u supposed to give the money after the sex
[10:04pm] <@CoMBo`> not before
[10:04pm] <PumaKNICK> she sayd she would come over and have sex with me the next day
[10:04pm] <PumaKNICK> i give before
[10:04pm] <@CoMBo`> wtf
[10:04pm] <@CoMBo`> they can just leave
[10:04pm] <PumaKNICK> i put the money on my table by my door
[10:05pm] <PumaKNICK> they wont have sex with me unless i give them money
[10:05pm] <@CoMBo`> dude try calling a proper escort service
[10:05pm] <@CoMBo`> out the phone book
[10:06pm] <@CoMBo`> u dealing with crackheads
[10:06pm] <PumaKNICK> no im going to see this other one i remember
[10:06pm] <PumaKNICK> i liked her
[10:06pm] <PumaKNICK> she had small brests but she was pretty and still felt good
[10:06pm] <PumaKNICK> i liked her
[10:06pm] <PumaKNICK> i should have kept seeing her
[10:07pm] <PumaKNICK> plus she was nice to me
[10:07pm] <PumaKNICK> we talked alot
[10:07pm] <PumaKNICK> and she showed me pictures she took
[10:07pm] <@CoMBo`> of other dicks?
[10:07pm] <PumaKNICK> we talked a long time then she looked at me and sayd sorry you want to screw dont you hehe
[10:07pm] <PumaKNICK> i remember all of it
[10:08pm] <PumaKNICK> then i carryed her to the bed
[10:08pm] <@CoMBo`> u ate her out?
[10:08pm] <PumaKNICK> i carryed most of them
[10:08pm] <PumaKNICK> yes i licked her alot
[10:08pm] <@CoMBo`> in the ass?
[10:08pm] <PumaKNICK> no not her
[10:08pm] <PumaKNICK> i licked the part before her ass tho
[10:08pm] <PumaKNICK> i like to lick that part
[10:09pm] <PumaKNICK> i licked the ass of the prositute i broke up with today sigh
[10:09pm] <PumaKNICK> just the outside but i still licked it
[10:09pm] <PumaKNICK> and then she called me names now :(
[10:09pm] <@CoMBo`> yeah u shouldn't have opened the door
[10:10pm] <PumaKNICK> i told her im not going to pay her agan until my ankle heals
[10:10pm] <PumaKNICK> i dont think she will come over anymore
[10:10pm] <@CoMBo`> u know she's running a business right
[10:10pm] <PumaKNICK> huh?
[10:10pm] <PumaKNICK> no shes a prostitute
[10:11pm] <@CoMBo`> yeah fucking 5 guys in a day is her job
[10:11pm] <@CoMBo`> so she aint gonna goto your house to see u for free
[10:11pm] <PumaKNICK> she didnt have sex with me for free
[10:11pm] <PumaKNICK> i payed her 300 each time
[10:11pm] <@CoMBo`> i know but u didnt want too the last time
[10:11pm] <PumaKNICK> and the last 2 times i didnt even have sex with her sigh
[10:12pm] <@CoMBo`> wait
[10:12pm] <@CoMBo`> so u paid her for not having sex 2 times?
[10:12pm] <PumaKNICK> yes on saturday and tonite
[10:12pm] <@CoMBo`> what happened on saturday
[10:12pm] <PumaKNICK> she wanted to have sex but we already had sex on friday
[10:13pm] <PumaKNICK> so i lost it when we tryed sigh
[10:13pm] <@CoMBo`> and u paid her?
[10:13pm] <PumaKNICK> then i fell in the shower and broke my ankle on sunday :(
[10:13pm] <@CoMBo`> pardon my rofl
[10:13pm] <PumaKNICK> yes i pay her 300 each time
[10:13pm] <@CoMBo`> so why couldn't u bone on saturday
[10:13pm] <PumaKNICK> becus we had sex on friday
[10:13pm] <@CoMBo`> so what
[10:13pm] <@CoMBo`> u never boned a girl once a day?
[10:13pm] <PumaKNICK> we had sex sunday wedesday friday
[10:14pm] <PumaKNICK> then i couldnt keep it up on saturday
[10:14pm] <@CoMBo`> jesus dude u got health problems
[10:14pm] <PumaKNICK> huh?
[10:14pm] <@CoMBo`> i can fuck at least twice a day
[10:14pm] <PumaKNICK> im 33 :(
[10:14pm] <@CoMBo`> i'm 34
[10:14pm] <@CoMBo`> crwl is 33
[10:14pm] <@CoMBo`> do u watch lots of porn?
[10:14pm] <@CoMBo`> and fap inbetween
[10:14pm] <@CoMBo`> your meets
[10:15pm] <PumaKNICK> no i only have sex 2 or 3 times a week
[10:15pm] <PumaKNICK> im not used to more
[10:15pm] <@CoMBo`> well u should goto the doctor
[10:15pm] <@CoMBo`> you aint healthy
[10:15pm] <PumaKNICK> huh?
[10:15pm] <@CoMBo`> check your testosterone levels
[10:15pm] <@CoMBo`> maybe run an ekg too
[10:15pm] <@CoMBo`> your bloodflow is shit
[10:16pm] <PumaKNICK> why are you calling me names like she did
[10:16pm] <@CoMBo`> uh what name
[10:16pm] <PumaKNICK> its not my fault
[10:16pm] <PumaKNICK> i fell and broke my ankle
[10:16pm] <PumaKNICK> i didnt do it on purpose
[10:16pm] <@CoMBo`> huh
[10:16pm] <@CoMBo`> i'm not talking about sunday
[10:16pm] <@CoMBo`> i said your health is shit
[10:16pm] <PumaKNICK> thats why i couldnt have sex with her today
[10:17pm] <PumaKNICK> my ankle hurts
[10:17pm] <@CoMBo`> u think thats calling u a name?
[10:17pm] <PumaKNICK> sigh
[10:17pm] <PumaKNICK> its not my fault i tryed
[10:17pm] <@CoMBo`> do u see what i'm saying
[10:17pm] <@CoMBo`> me and crwl can have sex multiple times
[10:17pm] <@CoMBo`> u have trouble
[10:18pm] <@CoMBo`> tell your doc
[10:18pm] <@CoMBo`> he has to run tests
[10:18pm] <PumaKNICK> huh?
[10:18pm] <PumaKNICK> i did tests
[10:18pm] <PumaKNICK> i dont have anything
[10:18pm] <PumaKNICK> leave me alone