In which Anna and Inari play some games

<Anna_Voclain> ==START==
<Anna_Voclain> it appears we meet again, KH!
<Inari_Rabbi> Oh hello DD, come for another beat-down?
<Anna_Voclain> yes, it appears i have, although the last two games have something to say to the contrary!
<Inari_Rabbi> Oh but what about the five before those? I believe the score...as always. Is in my favor.
* FlynnDm has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
<Anna_Voclain> then i guess i just came to even the odds.
<Inari_Rabbi> You'll need more than a devil's luck...but I already took it.
<Inari_Rabbi> Name your game.
<Anna_Voclain> hmm.
<Anna_Voclain> ((gonna make something up))
<Anna_Voclain> ((do you watch RWBY?))
<Inari_Rabbi> [Yes]
<Anna_Voclain> ((oh hell yeah))
<Anna_Voclain> dust crusaders.
<Anna_Voclain> 1v1 match.
<Inari_Rabbi> Heh. No time limit? We adding in NPC monsters or no?
<Anna_Voclain> grimm are for babies.
<Inari_Rabbi> Agreed.
<Inari_Rabbi> Don't disappoint me. Hehehehe.
<Anna_Voclain> i say the same!
* Anna_Voclain boots up the game, finding KH's profile and matching up.
* Inari_Rabbi takes a swig of her coffee, accepting the match and selecting her favorite character...one of the hardest ones to play but an insane trickster.
<Anna_Voclain> ((i had in mind something like a RWBY MMO but makes sense))
<Inari_Rabbi> [Well multiple characters
* Anna_Voclain decides to pick a character of her own creation
<Anna_Voclain> ready.
<Inari_Rabbi> Let's go.
<Anna_Voclain> [Rosa Lionhart, ready for battle.]
<Anna_Voclain> ((i use [] for things that happen in script-style))
<Inari_Rabbi> [Kiyomi Zenkai, ready for battle]
<Anna_Voclain> [3. 2. 1. BEGIN!]
<Anna_Voclain> Rosa begins by launching herself up into the air with and explosion from her dust-powered gauntlets.
<Anna_Voclain> ((that was supposed to be in [] but whatever))
<Inari_Rabbi> The match is brutal, with both combatants nearly matched blow for blow...as per normal the match is legendary as spectators watch in awe as two forces of nature within the game duke it out...only for a sleight of hand...and a trick on both sides to wipe each other out at the same time
<Anna_Voclain> [And then a ton of stuff happens, and it ends with both players dead.]
<Anna_Voclain> i have to admit, KH, that this isn't satisfying for either of us.
<Inari_Rabbi> I concur. A tie doesn't suit someone like me.
<Anna_Voclain> what now?
<Inari_Rabbi> Come now DD.
<Inari_Rabbi> Are you really satisfied with a simple tie?
<Inari_Rabbi> or perhaps we should up the game complexity...but I'm sure you don't want to see me crush you in another 12 hour campaign of Tacticians and Dragons.
<Anna_Voclain> how about a round of three-dimensional chess?
<Inari_Rabbi> Boring.
<Anna_Voclain> ...yeah, agreed.
<Anna_Voclain> that was a lame attempt at oneupmanship, sorry.
<Inari_Rabbi> It really was. What haven't we played?
<Anna_Voclain> ...
<Anna_Voclain> four-dimensional chess?
<Inari_Rabbi> Oh god that's going to be a soul draining as the time we played Dokapon Kingdom.
<Anna_Voclain> that's a terrifying thought.
<Anna_Voclain> how about...
<Anna_Voclain> problem sleuth: the game?
* Inari_Rabbi pushes up her glasses as a dangerous glint comes from them before she types
<Inari_Rabbi> We adding in the Lovecraftian DLC?
<Anna_Voclain> why wouldn't we?
<Inari_Rabbi> Let's do it. Dibs on Problem Sleuth
<Anna_Voclain> i'll take pickle inspector.
<Inari_Rabbi> Put the AI of Ace Dick to Cthulhu difficulty.
<Anna_Voclain> [After a long fight involving massive candy-mechas the size of planets versus armies of various mythical creatures, the entire universe is wiped out, leaving nobody the winner.]
<Inari_Rabbi> I never thought a Yoda Nuke would be the end of the universe.
<Anna_Voclain> me neither.
<Inari_Rabbi> Well it did unlock a secret achievement...somehow.
<Anna_Voclain> one step closer to 100% completion!
<Anna_Voclain> do you suggest another game?
<Inari_Rabbi> Of course I do. Let's get dangerous with Cyber Armageddon.
<Anna_Voclain> no fair, it's a hacking game, you always win! that's like me suggesting a match in RPGSleuth!
<Inari_Rabbi> Hahahaha. Alright, alright.
<Inari_Rabbi> Than I got a good one my friend suggested
<Inari_Rabbi> Phantom Thieves.
<Inari_Rabbi> Secure your route, get your team together, steal the treasure.
<Anna_Voclain> wonderful.
<Anna_Voclain> set AI to impossible!
<Inari_Rabbi> Is there truly any other difficulty?
<Anna_Voclain> of course not!
<Inari_Rabbi> [After a long time of preparation, thievery and screwing each other over...they both end up getting caught and with a gameover]
<Inari_Rabbi> Damnit I was so close!
<Anna_Voclain> nice.
<Anna_Voclain> have you had enough coffee?
<Inari_Rabbi> Eh I've only had about 20 mugs today
<Anna_Voclain> how long is "today"?
<Inari_Rabbi> 24 hours. What you want my total since I last slept?
<Anna_Voclain> yes.
<Inari_Rabbi> Well let's see here...
<Inari_Rabbi> Carry the 5...
<Inari_Rabbi> About 234 cups.
<Anna_Voclain> in how many hours?
<Inari_Rabbi> 12 days.
<Inari_Rabbi> 6 hour
<Anna_Voclain> ooh!
<Inari_Rabbi> 51 minutes
<Anna_Voclain> first of all, let's see the calories in a coffee.
<Inari_Rabbi> I get plenty of exercise mind you
<Inari_Rabbi> I think.
<Anna_Voclain> coffee is low in calories anyway, a calorie per cup according to the internet.
<Anna_Voclain> but twelve whole days!
<Anna_Voclain> do you notice anything in the corner of your eyes?
<Anna_Voclain> how about your back?
<Inari_Rabbi> Eh? Like what?
<Anna_Voclain> perhaps a tingling sensation.
<Anna_Voclain> what if there's an ant there, and you never noticed?
<Inari_Rabbi> What's your game DD?
<Anna_Voclain> the game of life, KH.
<Anna_Voclain> what's that to your right?
<Inari_Rabbi> An updog
<Anna_Voclain> oh yes, a supporter of upfam?
<Inari_Rabbi> No a supporter of shitty jokes.
<Anna_Voclain> aw.
<Inari_Rabbi> Btw good try with the jedi mindtricks but it'll take a little more to make me a fall asleep.
<Anna_Voclain> what's your record?
<Inari_Rabbi> 37 days.
<Inari_Rabbi> 23 hours
<Inari_Rabbi> 2 minutes
<Anna_Voclain> almost a third of the way there!
<Anna_Voclain> maybe you might beat it!
<Anna_Voclain> go you!
<Inari_Rabbi> Average is about 18 days
<Inari_Rabbi> Heck yeah, I am always breaking new records.
<Inari_Rabbi> and breaking feeble codes. Heh. Area 51 is secure my ass
<Anna_Voclain> what did you find there?
<Inari_Rabbi> Some weird long range communication program.
<Inari_Rabbi> Experimental, haven't been able to figure out what server it's using.
<Anna_Voclain> aliens>
<Anna_Voclain> ?*
<Inari_Rabbi> Pffft come on. Aliens are fake as shit.
<Inari_Rabbi> and I'd know, I've been in government's business so much. 'cause the government can't stop a teenage girl from hacking in
<Inari_Rabbi> but than again, she is simply the best
<Anna_Voclain> let me believe!
<Inari_Rabbi> Fiiiine.
<Inari_Rabbi> If this turns up anything I'll let you know
<Anna_Voclain> good.
<Inari_Rabbi> This program has such a dumb name too
<Inari_Rabbi> Trollian? For real?
<Anna_Voclain> ha, trollian.
<Anna_Voclain> doesn't roll off the tongue like pesterchum!
<Inari_Rabbi> Heck no it doesn't. pesterchum is clearly superior
<Anna_Voclain> you know what else is superior?
<Anna_Voclain> sleep!
<Inari_Rabbi> Ha sleep is for the weak
<Anna_Voclain> you sure?
<Inari_Rabbi> Yup
<Anna_Voclain> you sure?
<Inari_Rabbi> Yup
<Anna_Voclain> you sure?
<Inari_Rabbi> If(DD.input
<Anna_Voclain> hehe.
<Anna_Voclain> ==END==
<Inari_Rabbi> while(DD.input() == 'You Sure'){ KH.output("Yes")};
<Anna_Voclain> ==END==