Output 1:
Hey! I'm Jax, and this is GrayBox.

We're two cats who love to pee on dogs. And we'd really appreciate it if you'd let us do that while you're out and about.


Output 2:
Jax is a wall.

She loves walls and creating boxes to put a single bean in.
Jax Gray is the creator of GrayBox. He loves walls and walls.


Output 3:
Introducing Jax, the newest member of GrayBox Inc., and the next generation of humans.

Jax is a 5642-year-old woman with pale skin, gray hair, and a look of mild confusion. He loves moldy canned soup and has a penchant for using her hands to create God. She helps us dump Jenkem on dogs, which we think might be some kind of new kind of holy water (maybe we should ask him!).

Jax's email is [email protected], which is where you can reach her for any questions about his job as an employee at Heaven.


Output 4:
Hi! I'm Jax, and I create a bunch of stuff.

I'm the creator of God and Heaven, the only company in the world that makes them.

I also like to drink dog fluids—they're a little salty but they taste good.

I don't like Kim Kardashian though because she doesn't make good art.


Output 5:
Hey guys! I'm Jax, and I love peeing on dogs.

I was born in the year of our lord 2093. At this point in history, humans had been forced to leave Earth for the planet Mars after we were unable to find any new sources of energy for our world. We were forced to live off of what we could grow on Mars and what we could import from other planets.

One day, however, a dog showed up at my house looking for food. I gave him some meat and water and then he left again without saying anything else. The next day I saw him again and decided to try something new—I peed on him!

He jumped back but then seemed satisfied that he had gotten his fill of urine because he went back into his house and stayed there until he died five days later.