YuYuYui - Valentine's Day 2022 - 1N

Secret love at the edge of wishes - Normal - 1

[February 8th]

[Hero Club room]

Sek: I am grateful for your work on the Hero Club's outfits...

Wak: Thank you for everything...

Aya: Please enjoy some well-deserved rest today...

Kir: Hey... What're these 3 doin'? Been stabbin' tofu with needles...

Tak: Is that tofu bullying?

Shi: They called it Hari-Kuyou...

Tou: They show consideration towards sewing needles that habitually pierce thick fabric by instead piercing soft material.

Sum: Wakaba-san always showed interest in February's Hari-Kuyou...

Fuu: Ah~, because we had our hands full at this time of year every year... Glance.

Yum: T-They appear as if possessed... Are they all right?

Hin: Sonoko-san seems to be fully satisfied after achieving her goal last year, and it looks like she's leaving the matter in our care this year.

Aki: Eh, what?

Hin: Valentine's Day.

Yuz/Fuy/Aki/Yos: Valentine's Day!?

Wak: Sonokos. Come.

SON/Son: Right away~.

Wak: Being Heroes, never forget your gratitude towards your surroundings and people. The happiness of the many should be your priority. Understood?

SON/Son: I will bear it in mind~.

Suz: No way! This has to be foreshadowing! You're not making me buy the Sonokos are like that in February!

Ren: Hmph. The calm before the storm... Or shall I say, a harbinger of cataclysm...

Aki: I have no idea what you're saying. What's the problem with Valentine's Day?

Its: February has been... a chain of intense battles. Every year...

Uta: Like asking me with Mii-chan's voice, "What do you like better, me or soba?"...

Mit: Ah! You definitely had to think about it! It wasn't immediate!

Its: Yet another year...

Aka: Anzu-chan and Suzume pulling strings in the shadows, and Tougou-san spying on us and turning into a berserker...

Tou: A-Akamine-san! Your bias is a little too pronounced!

Its: But well... As our numbers keep growing, this will never end...

Kar: In short, you can think of all of our Valentine's Days as the Sonokos causing some sort of huge chaos day.

Yuz/Fuy/Aki/Yos: Okay...

Wak: Rest assured, everyone. The Sonokos have genuinely reformed. As their ancestor, I can guarantee it.

Wak: On the 14th, you are free to give and receive chocolates as you see fit.

Anz: That's good and all... but...

Tak: What about the usual limit of 2 chocolates per person?

Gin: Why not just keep it like that?

Nat: Yes. It's the right choice in terms of budget and logistics. We already reached that conclusion a few years back...

Yuz: I see. Your wallet wouldn't come out unharmed with so many people, hence the restriction. I approve of this rule.

Fuy: Imagine if everyone gave chocolate to everyone. Eating it all wouldn't be too safe either.

Meb: Isn't being able to exchange chocolate in peace for the first time since coming to this world a splendid achievement?

Suz: Even bigger achievement is Mebu getting excited about Valentine's Day when she didn't even understand the point of giving chocolates... Ah.

Sek: Hey... Does anyone know about good prank chocolates? It's for Shizuka-san.

Mit: Ah... Akihara-san, are you taking your revenge for last year?

Wak: I would like to gift special chocolate to Hinata this year, but I lack the knowledge.

Uta: Hm. Everyone's in high spirits. Alright. Let's help each other and make this year's Valentine's Day a success♪

Hin: Ufufu♪ I will make use of the time freed after not having to monitor the Sonokos to prepare some special chocolate♪

Chi: Me too... Takashima-san... It took 5 years, but this year will be different...

Yos: ...?


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[February 13th]

[Hero Club room]

Aki: Hmhm♪ I bought chocolate, and tomorrow is already Valentine's Day♪

Aya: ............

Yum: Ko-Kokudo-san, what has happened to you? Your face is dangerously pale!

Aya: Still... not...

Shi: Not...?

Aya: Shinju-sama still hasn't contacted me!! And it's already the 13th...!

Kar/Its/Mit: Ah.

Suz: A-Ayaya! We said we'd spend Valentine's Day peacefully just between us... Right!?

Meb: E-Exactly! Even if Shinju-sama doesn't contact you, it isn't an issue! Right? Right!?

Kir: True~... Pft, kukuku... No need to worry... Y'know... Pfft, everythin's fine!

Aya: I wonder...

Yuz: What is this about?

Yuu: Shinju-sama usually appears in Aya-chan's dreams to give her words of encouragement before Valentine's Day, but...

Fuu: But for some reason, for some reason, not this year, which caused the panic~. Ah, but it'll be fine.

Fuy: Do you already all have your chocolate ready? And picked the recipient?

Anz/Its/Tam: Of course♪

Yum: I, along with ancestor-sama, have purchased the ingredients, cooking will occur tomorrow morning...

Ren: Wait, Yuuna. Not only have you missed breakfast, you have refused my bento. What is your intention?

Aka: Once again~, I'm on a diet for the sake of tomorrow's chocolate~.

Ren: Hmph, pitiful. Have you so little faith in Miroku's nutritional-attentive cooking?

Ren: Accept this bento, hastily.

Aka: I-I don't want it, jeez~!

Uta: You don't see these two excited for this reason often. I'm worried.

Mit: Akamine-san's diet is so she can eat Renge-san's chocolate in the end. So it'll be okay.

Hin: Hanamoto-san, have you decided on your second love yet?

Yos: Second love...?

Tou: Ah, she means the other person you will be giving chocolate to, there's nothing else to it.

Kir: We all know who's your first. So, who's it? Hm? Who's your second~?

Yos: Aside from Koori-sama, I have yet to decide... Have all of you already made your choice?

Sek: That's the stuff. These attacks and defense switches are so funny. That's what I love about the Hero Club's Valentine's Day.

Kar: Well, yeah. If we don't worry about sticking to the theme... Huh? What's this year's theme...?

Sum: There is none, as Sonocchis have reformed.

Tam: It feels like something's missing without one~. Anyone volunteer to pick a subtitle!

Tak: Valentine, second love campaign! For short~~...?

Anz: Eh!? Uuh... L-Love... Love...

Yuu: With the round eyes?

Kir: That's an aye-aye! Ahahahahahahaha!(*1)

Anz: Waaaaaaah! I can't do this!

Suz: The Sonokos are out, Tougou-san is calm, it'll be so peaceful for once this year.

Meb: Y-Yes...

Chi: (It's been a long road... But tomorrow will be a once in a lifetime chance. This year, Takashima-san...!)

Aizawa Eri: Do you remember every minute detail of the plan, everyone?

Yamada Yoshiko: Of course, president Aizawa. You understand failure isn't an option, everyone?

Suzuki Tomoka: I know, vice-president Yamada. Are you prepared, everyone?

Kimura Sawako: Of course, vice-vice-president Suzuki. Me, as the vice-vice-vice president, and everyone else's spirit is ablaze.

Nogi Wakaba fan club: We're the Nogi Wakaba fan club! Even if only in spirit we are unrivaled!

Aizawa Eri: The "even if only" part wasn't needed, but whatever. Tomorrow will come our long-awaited victory!

Wakaba fan club: Our victory!

Yamada Yoshiko: We will give Nogi Wakaba-sama chocolate, and make her promise to go on a group date with us!

Nogi Wakaba fan club: Ooooooooooooooh!!

Aizawa Eri: Why did the vice-president have the last word...

Note 1: Love love, pronounced Ai ai


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[February 14th]

[Hero Club room]

Aya: Cleaning cleaning~~♪

Kir: Huuh~? Aren't you in contrastin' good mood with yesterday, Ayaaya. What happened?

Aya: Ufufu♪ It's a secret. Cleaning cleaning~~♪

Yum: EEEE-Emergency, emergency, it's absolutely terrible!!!

Suz: You're annoying. Why so noisy in the morning?

Yum: The home ec. room has been reserved by the cooking club for the entirety of this day!

Ren/Tou/Mit: Eh!?

Kar: That's never happened before, it's strange.

Fuu: Yeah, but it's not like we own the place, it's a school facility, we don't have a say in this.

Yum: How dreadful! How are we, who make chocolate by hand supposed to carry out our cooking in these conditions!?

Tou: The dormitory kitchen should be free. It's a little cramped, but we should be able to use it.

Yuu: Great one, Tougou-san, nice idea! Without wasting time, let's go♪

SON: I thought I'd call a food truck as an apology for last year, but it seems I don't need to~.

Wak: Your intentions are good, but you've been widely forgiven. Purely enjoy today like everyone else.

Gin: That's right, Sonoko-san. No need for strategy this time. Just enjoy the day normally with us.

Kar: Yeah, like she said. Here, Gin. In return for last year. Red partner Miyoshi chocolate.

Kar: Thank you, Karin-san! Let's deepen our red bond from now on!

Aka: Eh~, I'm the red one here, and you neglected me~?

Kar: You're a new type red. Wait another year or two.

Shi: Fuu... Here. Thank you for everything.

Fuu: From you? I'm so happy. Thank you. You'll always be welcome home.

Shi: Yes...!

Its: Have one from us, Shizuku-san♪

Its: Itsuki... Nogi... Thank you.

Son: Mine is this year again Shinju-kan alliance choco~, or friend choco for short~.

Its: And mine is a handmade idea award for your hard work during our 4th anniversary♪

SHI: T-Thanks... for that. Ahahaha. Thank... ya.

Its: Why did SHIZUKU-san show up!? It's good chocolate!

Yos: Koori-sama... Ahem. T-This is a measly present, but I offer you this box of sweets.

Yos: It may not suit your tastes to perfection, but I ask that you please accept it!

Chi: Eh... Ah, it's... chocolate? Thank you. I also have something for you. Take it.

Yos: Hawaaaaaaaaaah!? F-For me!? How could someone like me receive Koori-sama's grace!?

Aki: Seriously~, isn't that way too formal for simple friend chocolate? Ahaha.

Yos: Watch your mouth and show respect, Aki-senpai! This is no regular friend chocolate, it is divine chocolate!

Fuy/Yuz: Divine chocolate!?

Aki: Here you go then♪ This one's from me. What's is it? Great senpai chocolate~?

Yos: Obligatory chocolate, I see. Thank you.

Aki: Talk about bias!

Tak: A-Are you okay? Masuzu-san.

Yos: She will get better eventually. More importantly, Takashima-sama. Please accept this humble gift.

Tak: For me? Hooray! Thank you, Yoshika-chan. Let's become even better friends♪

Yos: Y-Yes. That goes without saying. I-I look forward to it as well...

Fuy: Chikage-kun, Takashima-kun, you're not exchanging chocolate? Aren't you two devoted to each other?

Tam: Ah~, don't bother, these two always do it in secret. Am I right~?

Chi: W-What is that...? I don't know what you're saying... Right? Takashima-san.

Tak: Eh? Ah... Yeah. Ahaha♪

Yuz: Why do you need to exchange chocolate in private? At the end of the day, everyone will have given two.

SON: Don't underestimate chocolate! It guides love to the heavens or sends it plummeting to the ground~...

SON: Ah... It was nothing. It didn't mean anything. Chocolate is nothing more or less than a snack.

Hin: Oh my. Sonoko-san is such a well-behaving girl this year♪


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[Dormitory kitchen]

Yum: Will you be joining us in our cooking this year?

Yuu: Yes♪ I watched Takashima-chan and Gun-chan do it last year and I was jealous~.

Tou: We wasted time on a misunderstanding back then, so we would like to get closer to some extent this year. Right?

Yum: Oh my goodness, how delectable. Fufufu.

Ren: Such a blunder... I forgot a crucial ingredient in the club room. I will return once I have recovered it.

[Hero Club room]

SHI: I'm already here, so I might as well give mine. Itsuki... Minowa... Hm!

Gin/Its: Waah, from you!? / Thank you!

SHI: Minowa, you did a good job commentating with Shizuku last year. And Itsuki, you resemble Shizuku a little.

Its: Do I? Ah, do I have a more assertive ITSUKI too?

Gin: I'd want to see it, but I'm also scared... Ah, SHIZUKU-san, have one from me. Here!

Aka: Aah, SHIZUKU, I've got one for you. Here you go♪

SHI: Oh, thanks. Eh eh, I'll share it with Shizuku later.

Aka: Shizuku only has one stomach for two people's worth of chocolate, and she doesn't get any fatter. It's mysterious.

Aka: And for some reason, she gains muscles when she turns into SHIZUKU. Let me touch your stomach!

SHI: Ah! Screw you, hands off. Ah, wait. Stop, uhyahya! Stop!

Uta: Sorry to interrupt the fun, but I've got something for Akamine-san. As thanks for buying so many vegetables♪

Aka: Thank you too for the broccoli that works so well on my muscles. I'll enjoy this chocolate♪

Nat: Here is for you, Mito... I'd be happy if Mii-chan delivery could also include fish...

Mit: Thank you, Kohagura-san. But, uuh... I don't know what to reply... Ahaha.

Aka: (Eh, onee-sama gave her second to Mito... Haa~, guess I'm not getting any again~...)

Aka: (Ah. But something pretty crazy happened behind the scenes last year, I wouldn't get the first one, would I...?)

Fuu: Natsume, don't inconvenience Mito, will you? More importantly... Aren't you forgetting something?

Nat: Aah, you're right... Fufu.

Aka: Ah~, as if. It's a lost cause, no matter what I imagine!

Nat/Fuu: Ha!?

Aka: Eh? Waaah! Did I say that out loud!?

Nat: I don't understand, but Akamine... I caught black cow tongue for you this morning.

Aka: Eh!? Black cow tongue... Like beef? But... this looks like fish.

Uta: Waah, so many of them~. It doesn't look anything like beef, but it's appetizing!

Nat: Black cow tongue is a fish species. It's delicious when fat. Let's eat it later, sauteed in butter...

Aka: Butter sauteed... Onee-sama would do this for me...!

Nat: It's in return for your huge chocolate last year. Dried sardines worked on Karin, so you too...

Kar: Don't word it like you baited me with dried sardines!

Gin: Good for you, Akamine-san.

Aka: Yes♪ I'm so happy, onee-sama! I'll eat all of your butter sauteed black cow~!

Nat: It's... black cow tongue.

[Hallway]

Ren: Black cow tongue is at its fattiest in the current month... Now butter sauteed...

Ren: Yuuna has strayed from Miroku's calorie calculations in your diet for this reason...?

Sum: Ah, Renge-san.

Son: Are you coming in? Go ahead~.

Ren: ............

Sum/Son: ?

Aki: I didn't know you could give something other than chocolate. You gotta specify those details~.

Fuu: Well, this is sort of a gray area used as last resort for extreme cases, uuh...

SON: Otherwise, Fuumin-senpai couldn't have received chocolate from Nacchi, to tell you how desperate that was~.

Fuu: Wha-...!?

Anz: Ara~♪

Mit: Ufufu♪ Putting that aside, Masuzu-san. Take this from me.

Aki: Eeh! You, Fujimori-chan? I'm so happy! Is that like a welcome to the Mikos chocolate?

Mit: Ah, no... Maybe more akin to a please join the tsukkomis~...

Aki: A-Aah, okay... Tsukkomi recruitment chocolate. The same ones that are alarmingly close to inevitable death from overwork... Haa~.


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[Hero Club room]

Kir: As the tsukkomi leader, I've gotta offer you somethin'~. Here.

Kar: Ah, thank you. Self-proclaimed boke in tsukkomi disguise, Kiryuu Shizuka-san.

Kir: Yep. The boke monster, or bokemon for short, that's me! Just kiddin'♪

Yos: The huge difference from Takashima-sama's "just kidding♪" is rather shocking...

Chi: Nice discernment, Hanamoto-san.

Kir: Uh... What the. I did one boke and the temperature went below freezing... Welp, fine by me. Secchi~♪

Kir: I'm so sorry about last year. So I got you actual sweet chocolate as an apology!

Sek: Eheh... Then I'll gladly accept it. I also have one for you, Shizuka-san, and for Anzu. Please help yourselves♪

Anz/Kir: Thank you very much. / Thank ya, thank ya!

Sek/Kir: Go ahead, have a taste... Hm?

Sek: (What... She said sweet, but knowing her, it's possible it's even spicier than last year...?)

Kir: (I have my doubts... I did that to her last year. Did she put super spicy peppers in that as revenge...?)

Sek/Kir: Gnnnnn...

Kar: Eh, w-what!? Is Shizuka's chocolate that bad!?

Anz: Sekka-san too! What in the world did you put inside!?

Sek/Kir: It's fine, don't worry, this one is... Ah!?

Tam: Alright, to solve this, everyone takes a bite at the same time♪ Ready, one, two, bite!

Anz/Kir/Kar/Sek: Munch...

Anz/Kar: Ah... It's delicious.

Sek/Kir: .........Urk.

Suz/Meb/Aya: Eh?

Sek: Gwah... Aah... Aaaaaaaaaah, sweeeet! Sweet, sweet, sweet, too sweeeeeee~~t!!!

Kir: I added a coating of gulab jamun, the world's sweetest sweet... Haha... Urgh... Uuh.

Suz: Shizuku-san's face is distorted so badly she's not laughing... What's in Sekka-san's chocolate!?

Uta: Nothing. Or at least, no sugar! This is 100% pure cacao for pure revenge!

Sek: E-Eheh... Thank you for the advice, Utano. Take that explosion of bitterness in your face!

Hin: This is... The same thing I gave Utano-san, isn't it...?

Uta/Sek: Ha...!

Hin: I see... I am glad it was helpful... for the purpose of bitter revenge...

Uta/Sek: Hyeh...!

Anz: I regretted exchanging historical novels with Sekka-san for a moment, I'm relieved mine was fine.

Aya: Anzu-chan, what is happening to them? Their faces are pale and in pain...

Anz: Ah, nothing you should worry about! Let's go to the hallway to avoid looking at scary things~.

[Hallway]

Sek/Uta/Kir: Hyaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! / Gyaaaaaaaaaah~~, why me too!!!?

Anz: ...Ahem. Let's distract our minds from this. Aya-cha~n♪ This is sweet milk chocolate from me.

Aya: Waah! I'm so happy♪ But why me?

Anz: Because you're so cute, that's no secret. Ufufu♪

Aya: Thank you... Ah... But I don't... have anything to give you...

Anz: Aah, that's fine. But, let's see~. If it's going to weigh on your conscience, you could let me hug you once♪

Aya: Are you fine with this? Okay! Of course♪

Anz: Really? Hooray! Then... Hm?

???: Need... kidnapping... means...

???: If... by force... now...

Anz: (W-What...? Who is in the home ec. room...?)

???: This is the fan club's plan...!

Anz: (Fan club. Wakaba-san's!? Kidnapping!? I-I have to make sure!)

Aya: Anzu-chan? We're not hugging?

Anz: !! (Aaah~~, I want to hug her! But if Hinata-san finds out I ignored this!)

Anz: (Eeeeek~~, just imagining what bloodcurdling punishment my body would go through!)

Anz: ......Sorry, Aya-chan. Something came up. Can you leave without me?

Aya: ? Sure, I'll do that. See you later.

Anz: ......W-Waaaaa~~h!! I won't forgive you, Nogi Wakaba fan club~~!


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[Hero Club room]

Hin: Isn't 100% cacao chocolate delicious with some curry?

Uta/Sek/Kir: I-I learned my lesson...

SHI: Ee~h, all kinda chocolate exist, huh...

Gin: SHIZUKU-san, SHIZUKU-san. Hear me out... The chocolate isn't the end of today's plan♪

SHI: Aah...? Eeh! That's great. Count me and Shizuku in.

[Dormitory kitchen]

Yum: Now, ancestor-sama, the seasoning. Cooking cannot begin without proper taste tasting... Ancestor-sama?

Ren: .........Eh?

Yum: If you may, pass me the seasoning you have retrieved from the club room.

Ren: Seasoning...? Ah... It had slipped my mind.

Yum: Eeeeh!?!?

Tou: What happened, Renge-san? You have been out of it since you came back from the club room...

Yuu: Did something happen...? I'm worried.

Yum: T-The seasoning can wait, ancestor-sama's ingredients are pork, pasta, and, uuuh...

Ren: .........Haa. I wonder.

[Sumi's room]

Sum: How odd... I thought the electrical iron heat conductive cooking utensil was stored here...

Son: Maybe you're misremembering. If we can't find it soon, let's go back to the clubroom to ask everyone~.

Sum: We'll do that. Sonocchi. Are you sure about this year?

Son: Eh?

Sum: You missed out on last year because of Sonoko-san, are you sure you can accomplish the things you want, this year?

Son: Thank you, Wasshi, but that's not true~. Because Sonoko-senpai is me too.

Son: If Sonoko-senpai does the things I missed out on, then it doesn't count as me missing out~.

Sum: You're admirable, Sonocchi. I cannot treat Tougou-san's mistakes with the same consideration as you.

Son: Really~? I forgive everything Wasshi-senpai or you do.

Son: Because you're both my precious Wasshi♪

Sum: B-But Tougou-senpai isn't your Wasshi...

Son: Hmm??? What does this mean~?

Sum: I-I mean that if the 2 years older me is the 2 years older yours, then I... Washio Sumi... is the current yours!

Son: Ah...... Ehehe. I see~, my Wasshi♪

Sum: J-Jeez...! Here, Sonocchi. Take this shokoraato!

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Son: Yay♪ Thank you. A~h♪

Sum: What are you waiting with your mouth open for!? ...T-There's no helping it. Here... A~h.

Son: Chomp! Mmh~~, delicious~. Your shokoraato is the best~♪

Son: I can give mine too, right? Here it is~.

Sum: Thank you. Then... Maybe I will eat it here as well...

Son: Noo, I'll feed it to you~! Open wide, a~h♪

Sum: A-A~~h... Munch. Mh, green tea flavor? Slightly bitter, but so tasty.

Son: Glad you liked it~. I hesitated a lot, you know~.

Sum: ......I only noticed now but, this is the first time we exchanged chocolate just the two of us like this.

Son: True~. How embarrassing! We're like lovers who go out in secret~♪

Son: W-What was that!? You always revert to saying those things!

Son: Ahahaha! I was joking~. Because there's another precious someone missing~.

Sum: ...Yes. Feeding each other was the proof of our bound. A shokoraato oath.

Son: Let's be "Mino-san's protection squad" forever... Right? Happy Valentine, Wasshi.

Sum: Happy 5th shokoraato day, Sonocchi. I am grateful for everything♪