Pony in the Fridge
- >Wake up
- >Not am horse
- >Cry into your hands once again, feeling miserable
- >What is the point of existing if you're not a pony.
- >Go to the fridge
- >Open it up
- >HOLY FUCK THERE'S A PONY IN YOUR FRIDGE!
- >It's red with a green mane and blue eyes
- >Fuck, it looks tacky, but it looks like a unicorn mare.
- >"Hey kid, you want some drugs?"
- >You're 32
- >Before you can say this, the pony shoves some pills into your mouth.
- >Suddenly, it's the middle of the night and you're surrounded by water being carried down a stream
- >The next thing you know, you're hanging with Pinkie in Equestria, who's shoving Ponification snacks in your mouth.
- >You hear your body pop and crackle as your fingers pop into hooves, your dick inverts into a pussy, your hair grows longer and soon enough, you're a cute little mare with a pink coat and a purple mane.
- >Soon, the biggest stallion you've ever seen appears, with a blue coat and a green mane.
- >"Damn bitch, you is fine. Lemme shove my dick in yo pussy."
- >Obviously, you bend over and let him mount you, his balls slapping against your ass the whole time.
- >Meanwhile, in the real world, you have not turned into a pony.
- >In fact, you're heavily hallucinating while you're spazzing out on the floor while the mare steals everything valuable in your home.
- >"Fuck, that was close. Good thing I had those pills!"
- >As she leaves, she runs into your room mate.
- >"What the fuck are you doing?!" He shouts as he aims to restrain the mare.
- >With a glow of her horn, he's suddenly transformed into a little yellow-coated, green maned filly, too small to hurt her.
- >The unicorn makes a break for it after tying up your roommate as he's forced to watch your seizure while you have a raging boner in your pants.
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