Pony in the Fridge

>Wake up
>Not am horse
>Cry into your hands once again, feeling miserable
>What is the point of existing if you're not a pony.
>Go to the fridge
>Open it up
>HOLY FUCK THERE'S A PONY IN YOUR FRIDGE!
>It's red with a green mane and blue eyes
>Fuck, it looks tacky, but it looks like a unicorn mare.
>"Hey kid, you want some drugs?"
>You're 32
>Before you can say this, the pony shoves some pills into your mouth.
>Suddenly, it's the middle of the night and you're surrounded by water being carried down a stream
>The next thing you know, you're hanging with Pinkie in Equestria, who's shoving Ponification snacks in your mouth.
>You hear your body pop and crackle as your fingers pop into hooves, your dick inverts into a pussy, your hair grows longer and soon enough, you're a cute little mare with a pink coat and a purple mane.
>Soon, the biggest stallion you've ever seen appears, with a blue coat and a green mane.
>"Damn bitch, you is fine. Lemme shove my dick in yo pussy."
>Obviously, you bend over and let him mount you, his balls slapping against your ass the whole time.
>Meanwhile, in the real world, you have not turned into a pony.
>In fact, you're heavily hallucinating while you're spazzing out on the floor while the mare steals everything valuable in your home.
>"Fuck, that was close. Good thing I had those pills!"
>As she leaves, she runs into your room mate.
>"What the fuck are you doing?!" He shouts as he aims to restrain the mare.
>With a glow of her horn, he's suddenly transformed into a little yellow-coated, green maned filly, too small to hurt her.
>The unicorn makes a break for it after tying up your roommate as he's forced to watch your seizure while you have a raging boner in your pants.