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- >You are now Anon.
- >Dreaming about the cheeseburgers in France.
- >Despite having more or less adapted to the vegetarian lifestyle in Ponyville, there were still times where you craved something from Earth.
- >Granted, Fluttershy brought you fish every now and-
- >Wait. Fluttershy…aren’t you sleeping on her couch or something?
- >The dream begins to collapse around you with the mention of her name.
- >The ground becomes slick with some red liquid on the floor, and a yellow object is racing towards you.
- >You are knocked to the ground by Fluttershy, her irises shifting between turquoise and light-green.
- >”You WILL love me, Anon.”
- >It sounds as if she is speaking with two voices at the same time.
- >The main one sounds like the new Fluttershy, and the second is raspy and cracked.
- >You can feel her begin to press on your arms, and you begin to struggle under the weight.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- >You throw yourself awake and find minty eyes staring at you.
- >Fluttershy is floating a few feet in front of you, carrying a tray of food.
- >There is cereal, a banana, a tilted glass, and pancakes that appear to be drenched in orange juice.
- >”Are you okay Anon?” Her voice is tinged with concern.
- >Angel is laughing his ass off in the kitchen.
- No…I mean; I’m fine N- Fluttershy. Just had a bad dream.
- >”You almost made me call her ‘New Fluttershy’. What the hell Brain?”
- >Well, it is true…kinda.
- >After hearing that it was all a dream, Fluttershy brightened up a bit and set the tray onto the nearby table.
- >”I’m just glad you’re okay. Now, I have to go help Twilight with her studies on cloning. Angel will be here to keep you company until I get back.”
- >Angel makes a squeaky noise in the background.
- >”Once I get back, we can start our search for Pinkie.”
- >That voice…it’s a pleasant change from the old one.
- >Distracted by her voice, you can barely understand her goodbye, but the sound of the door closing manages to sound off alarms in your mind.
- >”SHE’S GONNA LOCK ME IN.”
- >”I’M TRAPPED.”
- >”I DON’T WANNA BE USED AS A DILDO.”
- >You run towards the door and try to throw it open.
- >Fluttershy stares at you as you practically fly out of the front doorway.
- >”I’m not locked in?”
- >You meet her gaze with an awkward smile and yell
- BYE!
- >”Bye Anon!” She responds while laughing, and continues down the road to Twilight’s.
- >There’s a *whish* sound as something collides with the back of your head and bounces towards your toes.
- A carrot?
- >You turn around to find that Angel “Nick Fury” Bunny is glaring at you.
- >”Anon, would you mind telling me what the hell is going on?”
- >You try to calmly explain the situation to Angel.
- Well you see-
- >*smack!*
- >You can hear the sound, but you can’t feel the pain as Angel’s paw lands hard on your face.
- >”Thank Celestia for Pinkie’s pain powder...”
- >You begin to think about where Pinkie might have ran off to, but Angel derails that train with another loud punch.
- >”Do NOT talk to me like I’m a kitten! Fluttershy’s voice and eyes have changed and you’re jumpier than usual.”
- >Wow.
- Baby rabbits are called kittens?
- >”I may like you, but I’ve known her longer and I can make your life a living hell if you do not answer my question.”
- >Thinking back, you recall Angel’s ‘hotel’ in Ponyville’s Red Light District.
- >He has enough money to pull off any threat he makes.
- >You sigh and look at Angel.
- My life already is hell. You might wanna sit down…it’s a long story.
- >You and Angel head into the cottage, and once the door closed, you started to tell your story.
- >You began with the night that you found the old Fluttershy’s list and added every detail that you were able to remember:
- >The army that the old Fluttershy had brought down upon your house.
- >Her laugh as she and her clones were destroyed.
- >How Pinkie had run away covered in blood and Rainbow’s flight to the tavern at the sight of Flutter’s eyes.
- >How you had convinced Twilight and the other Elements to keep quiet about the whole fiasco.
- >Angel stayed quiet for the most part, but a few tears leaked out when you described her death.
- >”Is she… is she still the same? You know…up here?” he says, pointing at his head.
- I don’t know man. Twilight is using her as a behavioral lab rat, so….
- >Wait a second.
- >Why does he even care?
- Hey Angel?
- What’s your stake in this whole thing?
- >”What do you mean?” He looks confused and slightly angry.
- >You have to be delicate about this, Anon.
- Well, you’re a successful business owner, you have money that pretty much flows out of you in streams, and yet you choose to live with Fluttershy as a “normal” bunny.
- >He doesn’t look as angry now, his face bears the lines of sadness as opposed to confusion.
- >He sits quietly for a few seconds, probably to condense whatever he wants to tell you.
- >”Fluttershy’s father died in the war, and her mother died in labor. I promised on her deathbed that I would keep Fluttershy safe and happy.”
- >”I moved her from Baltimare to Ponyville, and set her up in a Cloudsdale orphanage; I didn’t know much about raising pegasi fillies.”
- >“From there on, I had to take a background role in her life…making sure she got a monthly stipend from her ‘distant Aunt Twinkle.’”
- >”I promised her safety, and she had to suffer through a horrible and lonely childhood…but where others would turn sour, she came out kind.”
- >His eyes never looked up from the ground as he talked, but now that the story was done, he stared you dead in the eyes.
- >You could almost see the tinges of fire behind the stare.
- >Angel grabs you by the neck of your shirt and pulls you down towards him.
- >”I’m warning you Anon…If I fail her again…
- >You nod grimly, trying not to think of what he had in mind.
- >Angel lets go of you and runs out the back door.
- >You fall back onto the couch, and hope for the best as Fluttershy walks in the door.
- >Within ten minutes, you and Fluttershy are back outside the cottage and heading into Everfree Forest.
- >You searched the woods until the sun went down, and then continued until the moon rose high into the night.
- >Aside from the occasional tuft of pink mane gripping tightly onto a branch, or small piles of confetti sparkling in the mud, there was no sign of Pinkie Pie.
- >Rainbow showed up to help Fluttershy with the aerial scouting, leaving you alone on the ground.
- >There was silence as you walked, broken only by the scattered howls of timberwolves in the depths of the forest.
- >Up ahead, the trees thinned out into a clearing.
- >You lie down in the soft grass and looked up to the stars.
- >Phantom raindrops trail down your face from the cloudless sky.
- WHERE ARE YOU, PINKIE!?
- >The stars seem to swirl slowly around you, leaving heavy trails behind them as they go.
- >A light weight presses down on your chest, and the tails race back to their stars as you are snapped out of your daze.
- >Looking down, Fluttershy’s head is resting on you, and her hoof gripping your hand slightly…somehow.
- >Rape alarms are sounding off at full strength, and your arms instinctively ready themselves to throw her out any nearby window or doors.
- >”I’m sorry Anon.”
- Huh?
- >Your arms retract to your sides, and your rapey-sense dies down a little.
- >”Why are you betraying me, Brain?”
- >Shut up. Let’s hear what Flutters has to say.
- >”All of this: you leaving my house, the clones, Pinkie’s breakdown and her going missing…it’s all been my fault, and I’m sorry.”
- >Small tears roll down from her eyes. “I know you probably won’t forgive me, but I’m going to make this right.”
- >You reach your hand out and wipe the tears away from her face.
- >”I’m only doing this to be nice…right Brain?”
- >Maybe.
- >”He’s lying.”
- >Shut up, Penis.
- Oh, fuck you Brain.
- >”Anon, who is ‘Brain’?”
- No one important.
- >The two of you lay silently in the grass for a while, fighting the urge to fall asleep.
- >Overhead, a rainbow arcs across the sky, rousing you to resume searching for Pinkie.
- :Time Travel back to Earlier Today:
- >The smell of whisky hangs heavy in the air.
- >You are now Rainbow Dash, and you are at The Splintered Hoof, Ponyville’s local tavern.
- >You came here after Twilight’s “magic tree bubble” disappeared, to put distance between you and the clone of your deceased friend.
- >Normally, you would be here to work on your novel, seeking the counsel of Mr. Walker and Mr. Daniels for inspiration.
- >But today, staring into the bottom of your fifth appletini, you couldn’t understand why you chose to come here…
- >…or why you were drinking appletinis.
- >”Why did I run away…I-I’m Loyalty…and I ran.” As you think, you gaze over at The Writers Den, and unknowingly order another appletini.
- >Damn tasty appletinis.
- >To join The Writers Den was your second lifelong dream…after joining the Wonderbolts; they were famous authors known all over Equestria.
- >At their table today: Raritan, whose main job was being a Canterlot Guard, and something about him made you think of Rarity; He writes “lovey-dovey” stuff. Ew.
- >Jibber, who lost a leg during the Wartimes...he was a gardener; He writes about families.
- >DriverBang, the resident “cool kid”, doesn’t talk much, and yet ponies still understand him; His autobiography sold millions.
- >And then there was-
- >”WHAT’S WITH THE FAGGY DRINK, DASHIE!?”
- >…Scrabhunter. He could be Skittish...or Irish. You didn’t really know.
- >You and Scrab have a strange relationship: he makes fun of your mane, and you mock his kilt…
- >You guys were the best of friends.
- Leave me alone….I’m not in the mood.
- >His smile drops slightly; “What’s the matter? They run outta whisky or something?”
- No.
- >”You broke?”
- No.
- >”Tank never made it to your uncle’s farm?”
- LEAVE.
- >Scrab’s smile drops completely, and is replaced with a concerned look. ”What’s wrong, Rainbow?”
- >Hey….maybe if you be quiet, he’ll leave!
- >”Awesome plan, Brain!”
- >Of course it’s awesome, it’s MY plan!
- > Scrab takes the stool next to you, and you avoid his gaze by staring deep into your drink.
- >”Whatever problem you’re having, a six glass distance isn’t going to make it go away; you need to deal with it head-on like you usually do.”
- >You stay silent.
- >”Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make Jibber cry.”
- >Scrab runs back to his table and begins belting out some Itailian song, and true to his word, Jibber begins bawling.
- >”He’s right”, you think, “and not just about Jibber crying like a bitch; I have to go deal with her. She may be a clone, but she’s still Fluttershy.”
- Hey Morning.
- >A tired blue unicorn pokes his head up from below the bar. “Yes, Ms. Dash?” You gesture over at the writers and say
- Put their next round on my tab.
- >Putting the money for your new favorite drink on the counter, you take off into the bright light of day to make amends with Fluttershy.
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