Screw the Party - Tomboy Friend Comes to Pick You Up [Halloween] (Script) [F4M]

[F4M] Screw The Party - [Tomboy] friend comes to pick you up [Friends to Lovers] [Teasing] not that it affects the story much but [Listener confesses first ooh] [Cuddling] [L-Bombs] [Halloween]

Your best friend comes over to pick you up before you head off to your Halloween party. You (the listener) have been feeling anxious about your feelings towards her and they're flaring up tonight, for whatever reason. Seasonal feels (if that's even a thing, who knows?). Your costume had some sort of malfunction before she arrived, so she helps fix it for you. After the fixing, the two decide to stay home instead, which leads to couch cuddles and a confession from the listener.

I used a whole lot of "~" signs at the ends of sentences to help convey the speaker's teasing tone.

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[SFX: banging on door] I know you're in here, Dracula, you big nerd! Where's my damn money?! I'm here to stake you out! Open up!

[SFX: door opens] Get it? "Stake you out"? Like "take" you out? But with a stake? Because you're dressed as a vampire? And we're going out?

Hush, that was comedy gold, you know it~

[hugs] Mmmm I've missed you~

So are you going to invite me in or what? It's kind of weird for me to say that, huh, since you're the vampire here. So come on, lemme in you goof~

[SFX: door closes]

So what's up? Are you excited for this party?

I'm just glad we can go together, honestly. It's not like we know too many people that are going to be there.

Are you ok? Why are you so fidgety?

What? Something's up with your costume? What, no! I can't go alone like this! My costume works better when we're together. Come on, put the rest of it on and let me see.

[SFX: clothes rustle]

That doesn't look too bad. What were you worrying about? I can fix this easy~ Just get me your like sewing kit or whatever. Chop chop Mr. scary vampire~


Oh-kay, here we go. Keep the costume on, it will be easier to figure out how I'm supposed to make it work.

How did this even happen anyway? It's not like you go running around dressed up like this. At least, not as far as I know.

You don't know either? Oh well, it's no biggie.

Ok so I just have to adjust this part here...and then I can get these two thingies together...so hold still, I don't want to hurt you.

Hey that worked!

Why do I sound surprised?

Well I'm good at sewing, *you* were the one that actually figured out this whole getup.

Now just tilt your neck a bit so I can...wow, maybe I should be the vampire tonight, huh? Besides, you're definitely too cute for the part~

Hey, your neck's getting pretty hot, are you feeling ok?

Wait a minute, are you blushing?

Oh my, am I making you nervous? Come on Dracula, you can't let little ol' me get you all flustered like this~

[giggle] I'm kidding~ Come on, let me get back to work.

So how have you been? Aside from our costume making sessions, I've barely seen you. You're not blowing me off for some secret girlfriend are you?

Ah, hey! Stop flinching when I get close! It's cute but you're gonna mess me up. I said I didn't want to hurt you.

No secret girlfriend, though, right? Choose your words carefully, because I *do* have a needle in my hands.

Good. Can't leave me all by my lonesome. What would you do without me anyway? I'm even fixing your clothes for you like some old housewife!

Speaking of, I'm almost done. Just stay still so I can get this last bit.

Sorry about all these fluffy parts. I know how ticklish you are~

Yeah...just...like...THIS! [laughs] Oh waitwaitwait, I'm still holding the needle what am I doing! [laughs]

Oh relax, I would never hurt my ticklish widdle baby~

Ok, that's all the prep stuff taken care of. Take it off now and I can fix it up properly.

[SFX: clothes rustle]


There we go! All done~ We're so late now though [sigh]

Hey, relax~

Seriously, don't worry about it. I obviously didn't mean *that*, you know me.

What? Now why would I want to do that? Screw the party. The whole reason I wanted to go out tonight was because I planned on going with you! There isn't really a point in me going by myself, come on. I'd rather hang with you than go be alone at some lame party.

Of course I'm sure!

How's about...instead...we just stay here? We can chill on the couch in our costumes, watch horror movies and eat trashy food until we crash! How does that sound?

Yesss! Ok awesome. You get the blankets and pillows and whatever else. I'll go raid your kitchen and grab everything that's bad for us~


Hey you brought the blankets right? Hand them over, I'm freezing here.

Well, not really, I just want to be comfy. I already chose my spot on the couch, come join me~

You don't have to be shy, we both know you get scared easily.

Nonono come back, come ba-aack. Come on. I'll stop teasing you.

/since the two are cuddled up now, voice can be more intimate/

See? It's nice here~ Don't you feel safe, all cuddled with me?

If it makes you feel any better, you make me feel safe too.

So what are we watching? Something stupid and cheesy? Or do you wanna do like a creepy psychological film? We could even watch a slasher, if you're up for some gore. That's not usually my style, but we can watch whatever you feel like~

Hey doesn't this movie have tons of jump scares? Are you sure you're gonna be ok?

Ok good, pass me some of that chocolate and let's get started!


[gasps] Jeez man, come on! You jumping like that is freaking me out more than the movie! [laughs]

Do you maybe want to take a break? We can change this if you want?

Hm?

Are you sure you're ok? You've seemed pretty anxious tonight. And not just now during the movie, I mean.

Ohh-kay, come on. Up up up. Sit up and face me. Also pause this stupid thing, we don't need screaming in the background.

So tell me what's wrong. And don't say nothing, you're not usually like this. You can always tell me what's on your mind. I promise to only laugh a *little* bit~

[serious] Wait, no. Enough teasing. I'm being serious now, so if you really have something on your mind, you don't have to hold back. I would never want to hurt you. So just unload, man.


Wait, wait, stop. Are you teasing *me* now? You know that's *my* thing, right? Like if you're just-

You're...serious? I mean, you're *serious* serious? [shaky] You're in love with me? I...I don't know what to say, um, just-

[hugs] [softly] Just let me hug you, please.

I-I don't want you to see my face right now...

[emotional] Yes I'm crying! Of course I love you too! Why do you think I'm always teasing you?

No, it's not like-
I'm not-
I just-

Ok listen, I know this might sound like some immature cop-out, but its not easy for me to express myself when it comes to this stuff. It never has been. *Especially* with you. And we've been together for so long, I didn't want to screw up what we had.

[cry laughing] Well how could any of us have said anything if we were both so scared?

[sniffles] Shut up~ just hold me tighter. I'm the one who's supposed to be teasing you!

Yeah and it's Halloween! I'm doing the tricking, see?

"And you'll be my treat"?

[dying from cuteness overload] Ohhhh my gooooood. Did you just hear yourself? How can you expect me not to tease you when you're this adorable?

No no no, are you seeing your face right now? You are like a freaking stop light, man. You can't say you're not cute *now*.

My big sweet vampy baby~ Come on, cuddle me again~

[softly] Let's just stay like this for a while, ok? I just want you near me right now.

[snuggles up] [kiss] Mmmmm. I love you, sweetness~

Aren't you glad we missed that party?