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- [2012-12-21 20:34:37] <Falconis> VARY WELL
- [2012-12-21 20:34:41] <Falconis> flake logging start
- [2012-12-21 20:35:11] <Falconis> WHEN WE LAST SAW OUR HERO
- [2012-12-21 20:36:46] <Falconis> A scuffle with a red haired rogue left him wet and limping but with Hal's help he got out before the washout
- [2012-12-21 20:37:12] <Falconis> YOU AWAKE TO THE SOUND OF HORSES FARTI- I mean grazing
- [2012-12-21 20:37:19] <Falconis> whinnying and stuff
- [2012-12-21 20:37:20] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 20:37:24] <Falconis> and the smell of wet horses
- [2012-12-21 20:37:24] <Goat_Flake> it's heated, brb in 15 minutes
- [2012-12-21 20:37:44] <Falconis> cool, gives me time to type
- [2012-12-21 20:39:12] <Falconis> or something
- [2012-12-21 20:39:57] <Juroko> bluhhh, wish I arrived sooner
- [2012-12-21 20:57:15] [INFO] Now logging to <file:///C:/Users/McCarthy/Documents/Quest/antimatter%20logs/irc.rizon.net/channels/%23anti-matter.2012-12-21.log>.
- [2012-12-21 20:57:19] <Falconis> resumed logging
- [2012-12-21 20:57:40] <Falconis> Hal is sitting with his bakc to a nearby tree, hat drawn over his eyes
- [2012-12-21 20:57:47] <Falconis> the Horses are horsing around
- [2012-12-21 20:57:52] <Falconis> bird chirp
- [2012-12-21 20:57:54] <Falconis> grass is wet
- [2012-12-21 20:58:00] <Falconis> leg hurts like a bitch
- [2012-12-21 20:58:11] <Falconis> I WILL SEE YOUR ACTION WHEN I RETURN
- [2012-12-21 20:58:11] <Goat_Flake> smack leg
- [2012-12-21 20:58:17] <Falconis> it hurts MORE
- [2012-12-21 20:58:35] <Falconis> it's like the pain spread everywhere
- [2012-12-21 20:58:36] <Goat_Flake> "Eh, it ain't dead."
- [2012-12-21 20:58:43] <Falconis> *flap of wings*
- [2012-12-21 20:58:49] <Falconis> (that's me flying away)
- [2012-12-21 20:59:04] <Goat_Flake> (warmly waiting)
- [2012-12-21 21:11:28] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 21:11:31] <Falconis> so, action?
- [2012-12-21 21:12:40] <Goat_Flake> get up, start stretching
- [2012-12-21 21:12:45] <Goat_Flake> and take a drink of damn water
- [2012-12-21 21:13:02] <Falconis> ...from what
- [2012-12-21 21:13:12] <Goat_Flake> water flask duh
- [2012-12-21 21:13:15] <Falconis> ...k
- [2012-12-21 21:13:52] <Falconis> you rise and stretch, faltering slightly as your leg sends jolts of pain to your brain
- [2012-12-21 21:15:02] <Falconis> You reach down and pop open your water flask and take a drink
- [2012-12-21 21:15:22] <Falconis> The liquid flows into your throat slowly and thickly and...
- [2012-12-21 21:15:25] <Goat_Flake> aw shit i just remem bered
- [2012-12-21 21:15:26] <Falconis> you are choking
- [2012-12-21 21:15:40] <Goat_Flake> cough that out
- [2012-12-21 21:15:45] <Goat_Flake> goddamned gel
- [2012-12-21 21:16:49] <Falconis> you cough and splutter, spewing bits of gel all over the grass
- [2012-12-21 21:17:22] <Goat_Flake> gel what are you doing, you're not water get out of my throat
- [2012-12-21 21:17:49] <Falconis> Your mouth is dry, as if you had just taken a mouthful of hot desert sand
- [2012-12-21 21:17:55] <Falconis> your tongue feels like sandpaper
- [2012-12-21 21:18:08] <Goat_Flake> IS THE GEL OUT
- [2012-12-21 21:18:10] <Falconis> the roof of your mouth like the rocky walls of a tomb
- [2012-12-21 21:18:16] <Falconis> yes, yes it is, you coughed it out
- [2012-12-21 21:18:30] <Falconis> little bits of gel, all over the grass
- [2012-12-21 21:18:38] <Goat_Flake> put him back, then go find Hal's water flask
- [2012-12-21 21:19:00] <Goat_Flake> "I-it's morning *wheeze* Hal!"
- [2012-12-21 21:19:12] <Falconis> there is no him, there is a slightly smaller gel in your flask and about 8 tiny gels on the ground
- [2012-12-21 21:19:16] <Falconis> blooping about
- [2012-12-21 21:20:09] <Goat_Flake> wow, that's interesting. They can divide
- [2012-12-21 21:20:10] <Falconis> you stumble over to Hal's place to find his water flask and cough out an attempt to wake him
- [2012-12-21 21:20:38] <Falconis> The man in question stirs and raises his hat from his eyes
- [2012-12-21 21:20:54] <Falconis> [Hal]"Damn already? Feels like I just got to sleep"
- [2012-12-21 21:21:18] <Goat_Flake> motion for water
- [2012-12-21 21:21:24] <Goat_Flake> wheeze some more
- [2012-12-21 21:21:25] <Falconis> Hal rises and stretches
- [2012-12-21 21:21:47] <Falconis> he blinks and passes you the leather skin at his side
- [2012-12-21 21:22:01] <Goat_Flake> bottoms up!
- [2012-12-21 21:22:06] <Goat_Flake> (leave half for hal)
- [2012-12-21 21:23:57] <Falconis> you drink down roughly half of the warm, turnip scented water
- [2012-12-21 21:24:05] <Falconis> your mouth feels slightly better
- [2012-12-21 21:24:50] <Goat_Flake> "Ahhh, that was refreshing...how much more til we arrive, Hal?" pass it back
- [2012-12-21 21:25:36] <Falconis> Hal takes back the skin and pours some of the water in it down his throat
- [2012-12-21 21:25:41] <Falconis> after which he answers
- [2012-12-21 21:26:36] <Falconis> [Hal]"Well, we had to stop early yesterday so we are going to have to make up the time"
- [2012-12-21 21:27:20] <Falconis> [Hal]"Not sure about our speed, but reckon we'll get there by nightfall"
- [2012-12-21 21:27:39] <Falconis> [Hal]"Luckily, Forbis doesn't have gates to close
- [2012-12-21 21:27:42] <Falconis> "
- [2012-12-21 21:28:28] <Goat_Flake> Hrist gives him a grin "Non-stop trip then. You ready?" Put on gear, mount horse
- [2012-12-21 21:29:07] <Falconis> he nods the affirmative and packs up, mounting up a bit after you
- [2012-12-21 21:29:26] <Goat_Flake> HIYA
- [2012-12-21 21:29:43] <Falconis> [Hal]"We should stick to the roads if we want to make good time. Plus, the river runs by it for a ways, we can refill there"
- [2012-12-21 21:30:38] <Falconis> You urge your horse forward into a gallop, pain shooting up your leg with every jerk.
- [2012-12-21 21:30:42] <Falconis> Hal follows
- [2012-12-21 21:30:46] <Falconis> wat do?
- [2012-12-21 21:30:59] <Goat_Flake> Follow the path
- [2012-12-21 21:31:23] <Goat_Flake> and hope to get some adrenaline runnin' so i can tolerate this pain better
- [2012-12-21 21:32:11] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 21:32:19] <Falconis> what path, you are in the middle of a forest
- [2012-12-21 21:32:56] <Goat_Flake> keep chargin on til we bump into a road then
- [2012-12-21 21:34:31] <Falconis> >____________>
- [2012-12-21 21:34:38] <Falconis> any particular direction?
- [2012-12-21 21:34:56] <Goat_Flake> ...
- [2012-12-21 21:35:04] <Goat_Flake> "Hal, you got a map?"
- [2012-12-21 21:35:27] <Falconis> [Hal]"Sure, why?"
- [2012-12-21 21:35:53] <Goat_Flake> "Well, I'm not familiar with the road."
- [2012-12-21 21:37:53] <Falconis> Hal takes out the map with a worried look
- [2012-12-21 21:38:21] <Falconis> 1,1(FUCK MAPS)
- [2012-12-21 21:38:43] <Goat_Flake> (just include that shit in your map later on)
- [2012-12-21 21:38:44] <Falconis> in any case
- [2012-12-21 21:39:40] <Falconis> he points out where he thinks you are by the direction you fled yesterday, slightly west of the main road and river between minerva and forbis
- [2012-12-21 21:40:35] <Falconis> there is another road between [insert city name here] and forbis and Troblis and forbis a few miles north, but you would probably hit forbis before you hit those just by going in a straight line
- [2012-12-21 21:40:57] <Falconis> CHOOSE WISELY MR BOND
- [2012-12-21 21:41:24] <Goat_Flake> oh shit
- [2012-12-21 21:41:46] <Goat_Flake> [x]Third Option: 180 degrees, moongallop
- [2012-12-21 21:42:13] <Goat_Flake> nah, jk. straight line
- [2012-12-21 21:42:17] <Goat_Flake> the faster i reach, the better
- [2012-12-21 21:43:28] <Falconis> so straight line through da forest in the general direction of Forbis?
- [2012-12-21 21:44:11] <Goat_Flake> yar
- [2012-12-21 21:44:25] <Goat_Flake> won't probably be anything on the road anyways
- [2012-12-21 21:44:44] <Goat_Flake> not to mention i'm sorta evacuating to somwhere safe
- [2012-12-21 21:45:12] <Falconis> VARY WELL
- [2012-12-21 21:46:12] <Falconis> choice made, you head on northish towards Forbis
- [2012-12-21 21:48:21] <Goat_Flake> ADVENTURE!
- [2012-12-21 21:48:46] <Falconis> time passes and soon only the rhythmic sound of hooves, breathing and the pain shooting through your leg say shit to your senses
- [2012-12-21 21:50:25] <Goat_Flake> (coconut banging)
- [2012-12-21 21:50:39] <Falconis> unless you do anything during that time anyway >_>
- [2012-12-21 21:50:45] <Falconis> ANYWAY
- [2012-12-21 21:51:28] <Falconis> in less than two hours however, something breaks the monotony
- [2012-12-21 21:51:32] <Falconis> the smell of smoke
- [2012-12-21 21:51:34] <Falconis> and meat
- [2012-12-21 21:51:44] <Falconis> coming on the wind blowing from the north
- [2012-12-21 21:51:52] <Falconis> >_
- [2012-12-21 21:53:02] <Goat_Flake> go near it, but not head-most dash to the site of fire
- [2012-12-21 21:54:02] <Goat_Flake> pass near it and see what's up
- [2012-12-21 21:55:50] <Falconis> you change your angle to skirt where you think the smoke is coming from and Hal follows silently
- [2012-12-21 21:57:20] <Falconis> after about 30 seconds more of riding, you happen upon what seems to be a camp, it's occupants nowhere in sight. A skinned and gutted boar on a spit hangs neglected over a medium high flame
- [2012-12-21 21:57:35] <Falconis> 5 tents ring the area
- [2012-12-21 21:57:49] <Falconis> you are a few trees away from it at the moment
- [2012-12-21 21:57:50] <Falconis> >_
- [2012-12-21 21:58:18] <Goat_Flake> ...
- [2012-12-21 21:58:26] <Goat_Flake> suspicious as fuck
- [2012-12-21 21:58:36] <Goat_Flake> .choose YES NO
- [2012-12-21 21:58:37] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: YES
- [2012-12-21 21:58:40] <Goat_Flake> investigate
- [2012-12-21 21:59:24] <Falconis> ride in to camp?
- [2012-12-21 21:59:59] <Goat_Flake> nope, dismounting and approaching
- [2012-12-21 22:00:13] <Goat_Flake> "Hal, I'll go check what's up."
- [2012-12-21 22:01:52] <Falconis> [Hal]"uhh"
- [2012-12-21 22:02:00] <Falconis> You dismount and approach the camp
- [2012-12-21 22:02:22] <Falconis> roll 1d20 perception/observation
- [2012-12-21 22:02:24] <Falconis> -2
- [2012-12-21 22:02:42] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d20-2
- [2012-12-21 22:02:42] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.00) Total(4) Rolled(1d20-2=6)
- [2012-12-21 22:02:58] * Goat_Flake kicks Classhole
- [2012-12-21 22:03:11] <Grail> Haha
- [2012-12-21 22:03:34] <Grail> (imagine that as the laugh from the simpsons)
- [2012-12-21 22:03:40] <Falconis> welp
- [2012-12-21 22:03:46] <Goat_Flake> (No one likes Nelson)
- [2012-12-21 22:03:50] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+45
- [2012-12-21 22:03:51] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.56) Total(115) Rolled(1d100+45=70)
- [2012-12-21 22:04:17] <Falconis> roll defense against that, -10 for condition, -25 for unaware
- [2012-12-21 22:04:18] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 22:04:30] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-35
- [2012-12-21 22:04:31] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.34) Total(-12) Rolled(1d100-35=23)
- [2012-12-21 22:04:31] <Falconis> YOU FAIL
- [2012-12-21 22:04:36] <Goat_Flake> HAHAHA
- [2012-12-21 22:04:39] <Goat_Flake> you motheruckier
- [2012-12-21 22:04:43] <Goat_Flake> you got that prepared you ass
- [2012-12-21 22:04:48] <Goat_Flake> oh god this is hilarious
- [2012-12-21 22:05:17] <Falconis> so... that's a -12 vs a 115
- [2012-12-21 22:05:19] <Falconis> ...
- [2012-12-21 22:06:45] <Falconis> A whisp a air, a rustling of clothes, and a pain in the back of your neck
- [2012-12-21 22:06:48] <Falconis> you black out
- [2012-12-21 22:06:59] <Falconis> .dice 1d20
- [2012-12-21 22:07:00] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(3.00) Total(3) Rolled(1d20=3)
- [2012-12-21 22:07:06] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+45
- [2012-12-21 22:07:06] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.20) Total(99) Rolled(1d100+45=54)
- [2012-12-21 22:07:15] <Falconis> .dice 1d100-25
- [2012-12-21 22:07:16] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.88) Total(72) Rolled(1d100-25=97)
- [2012-12-21 22:07:24] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+10
- [2012-12-21 22:07:25] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(9.30) Total(93) Rolled(1d100+10=83)
- [2012-12-21 22:07:32] <Falconis> .dice 1d100
- [2012-12-21 22:07:33] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(35.00) Total(35) Rolled(1d100=35)
- [2012-12-21 22:07:42] <Falconis> .dice 2d100
- [2012-12-21 22:07:43] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(43.00) Total(86) Rolled(2d100=22, 64)
- [2012-12-21 22:07:49] <Goat_Flake> HTE DICE
- [2012-12-21 22:07:51] <Falconis> .dice 1d100
- [2012-12-21 22:07:52] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(44.00) Total(44) Rolled(1d100=44)
- [2012-12-21 22:07:52] <Goat_Flake> WHAT DO THEY MEAN
- [2012-12-21 22:08:08] <Falconis> rolling for Hal >_>
- [2012-12-21 22:08:22] <Falconis> probably should have done it privately, but then you could accuse me of setting shit up
- [2012-12-21 22:08:38] <Goat_Flake> Bah, I'm not petty enough to do that
- [2012-12-21 22:08:41] <Falconis> You awaken...some time later
- [2012-12-21 22:08:53] <Falconis> the sky is red with the setting sun
- [2012-12-21 22:08:59] <Falconis> or maybe the world is on fire
- [2012-12-21 22:09:02] <Falconis> who knows
- [2012-12-21 22:09:16] <Goat_Flake> [x]System check
- [2012-12-21 22:09:29] <Falconis> You are bound, hands and legs, and gagged
- [2012-12-21 22:09:50] <Falconis> Hal lies in a similar state beside you, his hands also bound to his legs by an extra rope
- [2012-12-21 22:09:54] <Falconis> and his knees in clamps
- [2012-12-21 22:09:57] <Goat_Flake> Well, this is unfortunate.
- [2012-12-21 22:10:02] <Falconis> he seems to be unconcious
- [2012-12-21 22:10:10] <Falconis> unconscious
- [2012-12-21 22:11:24] <Goat_Flake> check environment
- [2012-12-21 22:11:26] <Falconis> all your gear is missing, sans clothes
- [2012-12-21 22:11:46] <Falconis> there is a low fire in a pit made for it ahead of you
- [2012-12-21 22:11:59] <Falconis> looks like you are in the camp you walked towards earlier
- [2012-12-21 22:12:01] <Goat_Flake> Alright....
- [2012-12-21 22:12:04] <Goat_Flake> does my ass hurt?
- [2012-12-21 22:12:11] <Goat_Flake> is it sore?
- [2012-12-21 22:12:16] <Falconis> 3 men sit around the flame at varying distances
- [2012-12-21 22:12:26] <Falconis> from the horse, maybe
- [2012-12-21 22:12:33] <Goat_Flake> i hope too
- [2012-12-21 22:12:44] <Falconis> otherwise nothing on you hurts more than your wounded leg
- [2012-12-21 22:12:57] <Falconis> maybe your arms, these binds are a bit tight
- [2012-12-21 22:13:20] <Falconis> >_
- [2012-12-21 22:13:21] <Goat_Flake> Stare at the men. Remember their faces, anything distinctive of them. Give them the coldest glare Hrist's ever given
- [2012-12-21 22:13:36] <Goat_Flake> "Hhh."
- [2012-12-21 22:14:37] <Falconis> it's pretty damn hard to see all their face, but you can see one at least
- [2012-12-21 22:14:41] <Falconis> faces*
- [2012-12-21 22:15:04] <Goat_Flake> Does he look like a bitch?
- [2012-12-21 22:15:18] <Falconis> red hair, old looking slash across face. chiseled chin, looks like he eats bears for breakfast
- [2012-12-21 22:15:23] <Falconis> probably wrestles them first
- [2012-12-21 22:15:26] <Falconis> naked
- [2012-12-21 22:15:46] <Goat_Flake> oh shit.
- [2012-12-21 22:16:08] <Goat_Flake> so, they noticed me yet?
- [2012-12-21 22:16:31] <Falconis> You groan
- [2012-12-21 22:16:42] <Falconis> they look up, one and all towards the noise
- [2012-12-21 22:16:50] <Falconis> one chuckles
- [2012-12-21 22:17:16] <Falconis> [???]"Looks like our meal ticket is awake."
- [2012-12-21 22:17:40] <Falconis> [???2]"Let's see if I can't fix that"
- [2012-12-21 22:17:48] <Falconis> group chuckle
- [2012-12-21 22:17:54] <Falconis> the one on the left gets up
- [2012-12-21 22:18:01] <Falconis> and heads towards you
- [2012-12-21 22:18:05] <Goat_Flake> COLD GLARE ON
- [2012-12-21 22:18:08] <Goat_Flake> STEEL COLD MOTHERFUCKER
- [2012-12-21 22:19:08] <Falconis> [???2]"Oh, this one's got some fire to im."
- [2012-12-21 22:19:17] <Falconis> [???]"Can't fight for shit though"
- [2012-12-21 22:19:50] <Falconis> [???3]"The slave masters will beat out that flame well enough. Not fighting's probably the best for him"
- [2012-12-21 22:20:05] <Falconis> ???2 stoops down to your eye level
- [2012-12-21 22:20:33] <Falconis> he's wearing some leather gear with buckles and straps all over it
- [2012-12-21 22:20:35] <Falconis> blue
- [2012-12-21 22:20:43] <Goat_Flake> oh fuck im getting sold
- [2012-12-21 22:20:52] <Goat_Flake> aw shit this one's a hard gay
- [2012-12-21 22:21:03] <Falconis> He pulls the gag out of your mouth
- [2012-12-21 22:21:29] <Goat_Flake> Hrist spits on the floor
- [2012-12-21 22:21:34] <Falconis> [???2]"Whatsammater turkey dinner? Cat's got your gizzard?"
- [2012-12-21 22:21:38] <Falconis> he guffaws
- [2012-12-21 22:21:42] <Goat_Flake> "Evening, gents."
- [2012-12-21 22:22:15] <Falconis> he guffaws louder
- [2012-12-21 22:22:50] <Falconis> [???2]"Did you 'ear what he said? *mockingtone* EVENIN GENTS*/mockingtone*"
- [2012-12-21 22:22:53] <Falconis> GUFFAW
- [2012-12-21 22:23:09] <Goat_Flake> what a shit eating ass
- [2012-12-21 22:23:58] <Goat_Flake> "That's a fine roast you've there."
- [2012-12-21 22:24:10] <Goat_Flake> you've got*
- [2012-12-21 22:24:16] <Goat_Flake> "What're you eating, ass?"
- [2012-12-21 22:25:17] <Falconis> [???2]"Oh my Yevensin, he's adorable. Friggum can we keep him?"
- [2012-12-21 22:25:33] <Falconis> [???2]"Comone Friggum, I could use a jester"
- [2012-12-21 22:26:05] <Falconis> [???Friggum]"No dammit, you never keep pets for longer than a day anyway. Might as well sell im"
- [2012-12-21 22:26:34] <Goat_Flake> see if I can see where they've got me and Hal's stuff
- [2012-12-21 22:26:42] <Falconis> roll 1d120
- [2012-12-21 22:26:44] <Falconis> beat 17
- [2012-12-21 22:26:47] <Goat_Flake> see if I can see....damn my english is slipping
- [2012-12-21 22:26:47] <Falconis> -2 condition
- [2012-12-21 22:26:48] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 22:27:02] <Falconis> wow, that's pretty damn impossible
- [2012-12-21 22:27:08] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d20-2
- [2012-12-21 22:27:09] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(4.00) Total(8) Rolled(1d20-2=10)
- [2012-12-21 22:27:16] <Falconis> damn, was hoping you would get it
- [2012-12-21 22:27:27] <Falconis> CAN'T SEE SHIT CAP'N
- [2012-12-21 22:27:31] <Goat_Flake> you best start hoping for fails
- [2012-12-21 22:27:37] <Goat_Flake> I ain't go no luck.
- [2012-12-21 22:28:15] <Goat_Flake> get upright
- [2012-12-21 22:28:21] <Goat_Flake> (unless I already am)
- [2012-12-21 22:28:32] <Goat_Flake> and straighten up, hope Hal awakens soon
- [2012-12-21 22:28:54] <Goat_Flake> "I take it you're slave traders?"
- [2012-12-21 22:29:22] <Falconis> ???2 Guffaws again
- [2012-12-21 22:29:30] <Falconis> he wipes a tear from his eye and stumbles away
- [2012-12-21 22:29:44] <Falconis> [???2]"I can't take it, he's gonna kill me"
- [2012-12-21 22:29:58] <Falconis> [???]"Shut up Clive."
- [2012-12-21 22:30:02] <Goat_Flake> don't get mad...don't get mad...
- [2012-12-21 22:30:29] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Not our normal line of work, but for you bastard's we'll make an exception"
- [2012-12-21 22:30:47] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Thanks for the horses by the way"
- [2012-12-21 22:31:01] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Gonna make robbing people a lot easier"
- [2012-12-21 22:32:21] <Goat_Flake> "Like Red and Jerry?"
- [2012-12-21 22:32:22] <Falconis> another man comes into view
- [2012-12-21 22:32:24] <Falconis> brb
- [2012-12-21 22:34:53] <Falconis> back
- [2012-12-21 22:35:03] <Falconis> another man comes into view
- [2012-12-21 22:35:20] <Falconis> [???4]"I can't find Jerry or -"
- [2012-12-21 22:35:32] <Falconis> ಠ_ಠ
- [2012-12-21 22:35:42] <Falconis> everyone glares at you
- [2012-12-21 22:35:44] <Goat_Flake> "Bingo. Right on Mark."
- [2012-12-21 22:35:47] <Goat_Flake> grin.
- [2012-12-21 22:35:50] <Falconis> [???]"Speak"
- [2012-12-21 22:36:28] <Goat_Flake> "How bout you untie me first?"
- [2012-12-21 22:36:38] <Goat_Flake> prepare for punch
- [2012-12-21 22:37:04] <Falconis> The large read haired man rises from his seat by the fire and advances upon you with long strides
- [2012-12-21 22:37:27] <Falconis> he lifts you from the floor with his right hand, holding your arms by the rope binding them
- [2012-12-21 22:37:46] <Falconis> he grabs your neck with his left and glares at you
- [2012-12-21 22:38:06] <Goat_Flake> oh fuck chokes
- [2012-12-21 22:38:13] <Falconis> you can see that the scar runs across his face in a diagonal, going across his left eye and ending right below the left side of his mouth
- [2012-12-21 22:38:46] <Falconis> [???]"How about, you say what you know or I'll make sure you can speak no more"
- [2012-12-21 22:39:08] <Goat_Flake> "Do your best, see if you'll find out that way." GRIN
- [2012-12-21 22:40:11] <Falconis> The punch is sudden and heavy, it rocks your head to the side and your neck makes angry noises as it whiplashes.
- [2012-12-21 22:40:23] <Falconis> Your jaw feels out of place, heavy,
- [2012-12-21 22:40:24] <Goat_Flake> holy fuck
- [2012-12-21 22:40:38] <Falconis> body condition - serious
- [2012-12-21 22:40:43] <Falconis> -20 to rolls
- [2012-12-21 22:40:57] <Falconis> your mouth tastes of blood
- [2012-12-21 22:41:08] <Falconis> [???]"I won't ask again"
- [2012-12-21 22:42:17] <Goat_Flake> "You'll have more of a chance with my friend over there."
- [2012-12-21 22:42:20] <Goat_Flake> spit out that blood
- [2012-12-21 22:42:32] <Goat_Flake> and breathe in deeply
- [2012-12-21 22:44:55] <Falconis> The man peers at you with his good eye and throws you back against the tree. The hard, unforgiving wood resonates as you hit it and fall to the foor
- [2012-12-21 22:44:58] <Falconis> floor
- [2012-12-21 22:45:19] <Goat_Flake> welp, now's a good time
- [2012-12-21 22:45:24] <Falconis> He steps over to Hal and lifts him from the floor in a manner similar to yours
- [2012-12-21 22:45:27] <Goat_Flake> struggle hands
- [2012-12-21 22:45:34] <Falconis> roll, 1d100-20
- [2012-12-21 22:45:45] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-20
- [2012-12-21 22:45:45] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.45) Total(49) Rolled(1d100-20=69)
- [2012-12-21 22:46:18] <Falconis> You struggle with your ropes as the giant of a man lifts Hal and wakens him with a punch to the gut
- [2012-12-21 22:46:30] <Goat_Flake> Hrist winces at the sight
- [2012-12-21 22:46:51] <Falconis> Hal exhales loudly and tenses a bit before going mostly limp in the mans hands, coughing regularly
- [2012-12-21 22:47:21] <Goat_Flake> here's hoping he's smart enough to catch on to a pre-existing lie and play along
- [2012-12-21 22:47:24] <Falconis> The ropes refuse to come undone, but you feel like you can rotate your hands a bit more
- [2012-12-21 22:47:31] <Falconis> >_
- [2012-12-21 22:47:46] <Goat_Flake> rotate? see if i can grab the rope and pull
- [2012-12-21 22:49:06] <Goat_Flake> he's buying me time with his godly VIT stats
- [2012-12-21 22:49:07] <Falconis> You try and turn your hands to grab the rope. You can barely get a finger to it at max tension, certainly no pulling happening like this without some divine single finger strength
- [2012-12-21 22:49:33] <Falconis> Hal stops coughing
- [2012-12-21 22:50:12] <Falconis> [???]"Your friend here says you know something about Red and Jerry. Cough it up if you want to live to see tomorrow"
- [2012-12-21 22:50:23] <Goat_Flake> KEEP PULLING
- [2012-12-21 22:50:40] <Falconis> Hal blinks in confusion and is thanked with a fist to the Jaw
- [2012-12-21 22:50:43] <Falconis> roll
- [2012-12-21 22:50:49] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-20
- [2012-12-21 22:50:49] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.15) Total(43) Rolled(1d100-20=63)
- [2012-12-21 22:51:10] <Falconis> You work some more on the ropes, you seem to be making some headway, but it's slow
- [2012-12-21 22:51:23] <Falconis> at this rate you could be here for a dozen minutes
- [2012-12-21 22:52:01] <Falconis> [Clive]"Oh what do we have here" he says, on the other side of the flame
- [2012-12-21 22:52:08] <Falconis> he is peering at something you cannot see
- [2012-12-21 22:52:19] <Goat_Flake> oh shit
- [2012-12-21 22:52:20] <Falconis> [Clive]"Hey friggum take a look at this"
- [2012-12-21 22:52:43] <Goat_Flake> no time to worry bout what i can't see...rub the ropes up and down the tree while pulling harder
- [2012-12-21 22:52:45] <Falconis> [???]"Speak now old man. My patience wears thin"
- [2012-12-21 22:53:12] <Goat_Flake> where's the voice from?
- [2012-12-21 22:53:21] <Falconis> that last one?
- [2012-12-21 22:53:25] <Goat_Flake> yar
- [2012-12-21 22:53:27] <Falconis> that's redscar
- [2012-12-21 22:53:31] <Falconis> talking to hal
- [2012-12-21 22:53:40] <Falconis> from now on, I'll call him redscar
- [2012-12-21 22:53:49] <Goat_Flake> fuck fuck fuck rub rub pull
- [2012-12-21 22:53:55] <Falconis> roll
- [2012-12-21 22:54:04] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-20
- [2012-12-21 22:54:05] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.75) Total(15) Rolled(1d100-20=35)
- [2012-12-21 22:55:14] <Falconis> You rub the ropes along the tree, sadly, it doesn't seem to be doing much other than scraping the skin off your arms, the angle isn't right.
- [2012-12-21 22:55:18] <Falconis> it is also audible
- [2012-12-21 22:56:50] <Goat_Flake> "They're waiting for you...a mile from here."
- [2012-12-21 22:57:26] <Falconis> Redscar punches Hal again, and you hear bones crack audibly
- [2012-12-21 22:57:30] <Falconis> a tooth hits you
- [2012-12-21 22:58:00] <Falconis> he turns to you, throwing the groaning Hal backwards
- [2012-12-21 22:58:20] <Falconis> Hal lands with a heavy thud on the dirt
- [2012-12-21 22:58:37] <Falconis> he growls
- [2012-12-21 22:58:46] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+50
- [2012-12-21 22:58:48] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.56) Total(128) Rolled(1d100+50=78)
- [2012-12-21 22:58:52] <Falconis> he swings a foot at you
- [2012-12-21 22:59:04] <Falconis> react if you will
- [2012-12-21 22:59:18] <Goat_Flake> drop to the side!
- [2012-12-21 22:59:24] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-20
- [2012-12-21 22:59:25] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(1.15) Total(23) Rolled(1d100-20=43)
- [2012-12-21 23:00:34] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 23:01:11] <Goat_Flake> It's the thought that counts, my dear Falcon
- [2012-12-21 23:01:37] <Falconis> The foot hits you squarely in the jaw, sending your head rocketing backwards and a few teeth flying
- [2012-12-21 23:01:57] <Falconis> your jaw breaks with a loud crunch and pain blooms in your mind
- [2012-12-21 23:02:11] <Goat_Flake> oh christ
- [2012-12-21 23:02:12] <Falconis> your sight goes black for a moment, returning with starts
- [2012-12-21 23:02:15] <Falconis> stars
- [2012-12-21 23:02:45] <Falconis> he reaches down and pulls you up by your collar
- [2012-12-21 23:02:56] <Falconis> [redscar]"last chance. Speak"
- [2012-12-21 23:03:04] <Falconis> [Clive]"The hell is this?"
- [2012-12-21 23:03:32] <Falconis> [Friggum]"It's a gel Clive, haven't we seen a billion of these before?"
- [2012-12-21 23:03:52] <Falconis> [Clive]"But not this big, didn't know they got bigger than a fist"
- [2012-12-21 23:04:08] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Course they do, why I once saw one as big as a house"
- [2012-12-21 23:04:19] <Falconis> [Clive]"Must have been a blasted tiny house"
- [2012-12-21 23:04:50] <Falconis> [Friggum]"T'was not, was a rather large building, two stories even"
- [2012-12-21 23:05:10] <Falconis> [Clive]"Friggim Pollywagger, you are a blasted liar"
- [2012-12-21 23:05:24] <Falconis> [Friggum]"Say that to my face Clive"
- [2012-12-21 23:05:36] <Goat_Flake> "Told you....*bloodspit* They're a mile away from here. Tied to a tree, and may be still alive you if you go now."
- [2012-12-21 23:05:36] <Falconis> [Clive]"I just did you daft bastard, im standing right here"
- [2012-12-21 23:06:09] <Falconis> redscar peers at you
- [2012-12-21 23:06:39] <Falconis> [redscar]"FRIGGUM! CLIVE! Stop your yammering and go check that out."
- [2012-12-21 23:06:40] <Goat_Flake> "Right next to the river, we left them."
- [2012-12-21 23:07:13] <Goat_Flake> "Heh, you won't know which part though."
- [2012-12-21 23:07:22] <Falconis> like magic the two men shut right the hell up and head what you can only guess to be south
- [2012-12-21 23:07:59] <Falconis> [???4]"Where's scar and his boys?"
- [2012-12-21 23:08:13] <Falconis> [redscar]"Went on to Forbis, scouting"
- [2012-12-21 23:08:29] <Falconis> redscar drops you on the floor and walks back over to the fire
- [2012-12-21 23:08:38] <Falconis> also, because i noticed I didn'tsay
- [2012-12-21 23:09:01] <Falconis> body condition - very serious
- [2012-12-21 23:09:05] <Falconis> -25
- [2012-12-21 23:09:11] <Falconis> >_
- [2012-12-21 23:09:25] <Goat_Flake> how's Hal?
- [2012-12-21 23:10:23] <Falconis> groaning, on the ground, bound in an awkward position, spitting up blood and teeth
- [2012-12-21 23:10:56] <Falconis> probably fine
- [2012-12-21 23:11:02] <Goat_Flake> and what's the 2 remaning bandits doing?
- [2012-12-21 23:12:43] <Falconis> Clive and Friggum left, heading south
- [2012-12-21 23:12:57] <Falconis> redscar and NEW ARRIVAL are the only ones you can see
- [2012-12-21 23:13:30] <Goat_Flake> fuck...they'll take some time to return, since they'll have to search, and in pitch darkness too
- [2012-12-21 23:13:51] <Goat_Flake> wait a bit, observe what they do...also, breathe in. hard, see if I can get Hal's attention
- [2012-12-21 23:13:56] <Goat_Flake> fake catching my breath
- [2012-12-21 23:14:19] <Falconis> you breathe in hard
- [2012-12-21 23:15:08] <Falconis> Hal does not react, his eyes are closed, head pressed to the ground and breathing in and out slowly, rattlingly
- [2012-12-21 23:16:23] <Falconis> >_
- [2012-12-21 23:16:44] <Goat_Flake> watch what these two does for a while
- [2012-12-21 23:16:55] <Goat_Flake> and slowly keep on pulling dem ropes
- [2012-12-21 23:17:07] <Falconis> roll
- [2012-12-21 23:17:20] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
- [2012-12-21 23:17:21] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(1.44) Total(36) Rolled(1d100-25=61)
- [2012-12-21 23:17:30] <Falconis> redscar and ???4 sit by the fire, talking
- [2012-12-21 23:17:38] <Falconis> roll again
- [2012-12-21 23:17:51] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
- [2012-12-21 23:17:52] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.64) Total(16) Rolled(1d100-25=41)
- [2012-12-21 23:17:54] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 23:18:41] <Falconis> Hal takes a deep breath and turns over on his side and the with a load groan, sits up and rests the back of his head on the tree
- [2012-12-21 23:18:51] <Falconis> roll, of you are still workin dem ropes
- [2012-12-21 23:18:53] <Falconis> if*
- [2012-12-21 23:19:02] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
- [2012-12-21 23:19:02] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.40) Total(10) Rolled(1d100-25=35)
- [2012-12-21 23:19:13] <Goat_Flake> exaggerated breathe out again
- [2012-12-21 23:20:10] <Falconis> Hal rolls his head towards you
- [2012-12-21 23:20:33] <Falconis> The ropes feel slightly looser now
- [2012-12-21 23:20:34] <Falconis> slightly
- [2012-12-21 23:20:53] <Goat_Flake> wink at him, then raise both eyebrows at the two dudes's direction
- [2012-12-21 23:20:56] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
- [2012-12-21 23:20:56] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(0.08) Total(2) Rolled(1d100-25=27)
- [2012-12-21 23:21:04] <Falconis> srs
- [2012-12-21 23:21:19] <Falconis> Hal stares at you, through you
- [2012-12-21 23:21:21] <Falconis> roll
- [2012-12-21 23:21:24] <Goat_Flake> i think i'd best return when luck's not busy raping me in the ass
- [2012-12-21 23:21:33] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
- [2012-12-21 23:21:33] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.44) Total(61) Rolled(1d100-25=86)
- [2012-12-21 23:21:37] <Falconis> finally
- [2012-12-21 23:21:41] <Goat_Flake> FINALLY SOMETHING ABOVE 50
- [2012-12-21 23:21:55] <Falconis> the ropes feel a lot looser now
- [2012-12-21 23:21:57] <Goat_Flake> graced god, the glorious almighty
- [2012-12-21 23:22:09] <Falconis> one hand has regained 75% motion
- [2012-12-21 23:22:21] <Falconis> >_
- [2012-12-21 23:22:25] <Goat_Flake> wiggle both eyebrows excitedly
- [2012-12-21 23:22:34] <Goat_Flake> .dice 1d100-25
- [2012-12-21 23:22:35] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(2.12) Total(53) Rolled(1d100-25=78)
- [2012-12-21 23:22:38] <Falconis> Hal blinks, his eyes unfocused
- [2012-12-21 23:22:47] <Grail> Impressive eyebrow waggle there
- [2012-12-21 23:22:59] <Goat_Flake> (It's a skill he learned for the ladies)
- [2012-12-21 23:23:11] <Falconis> the sun finishes it's journey around the sky, plunging the world into darkness
- [2012-12-21 23:23:14] <Falconis> night has fallen
- [2012-12-21 23:23:28] <Falconis> im assuming that roll was for ropes and not your waggling skills
- [2012-12-21 23:23:40] <Goat_Flake> If it were, what would I get?
- [2012-12-21 23:23:44] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 23:23:50] <PriceisMagic> (Well that nap took an hour and half longer then I would have liked)
- [2012-12-21 23:23:52] <Falconis> well? what
- [2012-12-21 23:23:53] <Goat_Flake> Do I seduce him successfuly?
- [2012-12-21 23:24:01] <Goat_Flake> obviously for the ropes
- [2012-12-21 23:24:03] <Falconis> im assuming that's for ropes
- [2012-12-21 23:24:13] <Falconis> that would be an average eye waggle at best
- [2012-12-21 23:24:21] <Falconis> eyebrow
- [2012-12-21 23:24:38] <PriceisMagic> ( I see flakes getting his ask kicked)
- [2012-12-21 23:24:44] <PriceisMagic> (ass)
- [2012-12-21 23:24:52] <Goat_Flake> (Tell us something new, Pim)
- [2012-12-21 23:25:01] <Falconis> With a satisfying THWIP, the end of the rope binding your hands slip free
- [2012-12-21 23:25:04] <Goat_Flake> (Like me having shit luck)
- [2012-12-21 23:25:08] <Falconis> your hands now have full range of motion
- [2012-12-21 23:25:22] <Falconis> well, they are no longer bound anyway
- [2012-12-21 23:25:22] <Goat_Flake> keep them behind my back
- [2012-12-21 23:25:30] <Goat_Flake> start undoing the other ropes
- [2012-12-21 23:25:48] <PriceisMagic> (You having shit luck is new?)
- [2012-12-21 23:25:54] <Falconis> red and ???4 finish up their bowls of food
- [2012-12-21 23:25:57] <Goat_Flake> (that's sasrcasm)
- [2012-12-21 23:26:00] <Falconis> roll for ropes
- [2012-12-21 23:26:03] <Falconis> 3d
- [2012-12-21 23:26:05] <PriceisMagic> (So was that)
- [2012-12-21 23:26:12] <Goat_Flake> .dice 3d100-25
- [2012-12-21 23:26:12] <Classhole> Goat_Flake: Average(6.04) Total(151) Rolled(3d100-25=89, 17, 70)
- [2012-12-21 23:27:39] <Falconis> so that's, 64+45-8
- [2012-12-21 23:27:42] <Falconis> k
- [2012-12-21 23:28:17] <Falconis> The ropes on your legs are much easier too lose it seems
- [2012-12-21 23:28:29] <Falconis> and come undone in just a few moments
- [2012-12-21 23:28:43] <Falconis> redscar walks out of vision
- [2012-12-21 23:28:46] <Falconis> >_
- [2012-12-21 23:29:05] <Goat_Flake> So i'm free now?
- [2012-12-21 23:29:16] <Falconis> depends on your definition of free
- [2012-12-21 23:29:21] <Falconis> but you are not bound by ropes
- [2012-12-21 23:29:21] <Falconis> no
- [2012-12-21 23:29:40] <Goat_Flake> Remain in same position
- [2012-12-21 23:29:57] <Goat_Flake> Hal managed to undo some ropes?
- [2012-12-21 23:30:04] <Falconis> Hal has not moved
- [2012-12-21 23:30:06] <Falconis> at all
- [2012-12-21 23:30:15] <Falconis> since rolling his head to look at you
- [2012-12-21 23:30:25] <Goat_Flake> aight
- [2012-12-21 23:30:29] <Goat_Flake> as discreet as i can
- [2012-12-21 23:30:42] <Goat_Flake> poke a finger through my back's side
- [2012-12-21 23:31:32] <Falconis> ...wat
- [2012-12-21 23:31:47] <Goat_Flake> my hands are currently at my back
- [2012-12-21 23:31:56] <Goat_Flake> move hand closer to the side so fingers poke out
- [2012-12-21 23:32:02] <Falconis> ok
- [2012-12-21 23:32:20] <Grail> (it read like you were going to finger your ass, flake)
- [2012-12-21 23:32:53] <Goat_Flake> (>get captured by bandits >Get beaten to hell >best thing to do: Give your prostate a massage)
- [2012-12-21 23:32:57] <Goat_Flake> (CLEARLY THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION)
- [2012-12-21 23:34:12] <Grail> (HRIST-MASTER TACTITION)
- [2012-12-21 23:34:41] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 23:34:53] <Falconis> running out of time here folks
- [2012-12-21 23:35:09] <Goat_Flake> just so you know, showing the fingers so he knows i'm free
- [2012-12-21 23:35:16] <Goat_Flake> me too, i was about to say I'll leave it here
- [2012-12-21 23:35:35] <Goat_Flake> anyways, let's leave it here ._.
- [2012-12-21 23:35:40] <Falconis> >_.
- [2012-12-21 23:35:43] <Falconis> >_>
- [2012-12-21 23:35:54] <Falconis> NEXT TIME ON HIRISTO BALL Z
- [2012-12-21 23:36:07] <Falconis> SHIT HAPPENS? OR SHIT DOESN'T AND HE DIES
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