Lincoln punishes leia and lupa super hardcore.

“Oh yeah come on then you little gremlin” lupa taunted to leia.
Lincoln could hear the two going at it from across the house.
They had been arguing about something or another all day long. Normally they stir clear of each other but today was different. For some gosh darn reason they were at each others throats and Lincoln had about his fill of it. Up until now he let it slide and let them sort it out but now its getting ridicu....
Lincoln's thoughts were abruptly interrupted by a loud crash.
“Sigh” Lincoln said and rubbed his temples. “Okay that’s it”
The middle aged man sat his coffee mug down and got to his feet. He hated to discipline his kids, mainly because the really didn’t listen to him. Time after time it would be lynn who carries the iron rod in the family but right now he had to do something or those two would tear down the whole house.
Lincoln got up from the table and made his way to the living room. As he approached he could hear lupa and leia struggling against one another.
“Aaaagh get of my you walking cancer ad” leia screamed to her sister.
“Ah! You first dumbo”
“My Ears Are Beautiful!!!” leia shouts and with a loud “whack” sound, apparently hits lupa.
Lincoln arrived in the room with his hands up, “Girls!, enough please you’ll wreck the place” he commands in a pleading voice.
Sitting on the couch was leia and lupa, around three feet apart. They looked like they’ve been sitting there for awhile.
Confused, Lincoln looks all around the room for signs of the altercation but came up empty. “wait…what?” he asks.
The two girls couldn’t contain their laughter and bust out in giggles.
“Oh man, we got you” lupa says while chuckling
“Haha, oh sweet simple daddy” leia adds.
Lincoln was even more confused but the truth started to form in his mind. As it came together, his blood began to boil.
“…so all morning, all that racket, was you two messing with me?” Lincoln asked
“Meh around 50/50” lupa replied. “We started to fight earlier but this seemed like it would be more fun”
Leia examined her nails as added “We just wanted to see how long before you came in here”
Lincoln stood cross armed and looked down at his two trouble making daughters. An idea came into his mind. He knew exactly what to do with them.
Slowly Lincoln unbuckled his belt and took it off
The two girls looked at him with raised eyebrows.
“Uh…dad?” lupa questions.
Without skipping a beat Lincoln starts to walk and trips over his own undone belt. He falls face forward.
“owe!, danggit that hurt” Lincoln said loud enough for the whole house to hear.
It was leni who heard him first and came running into the room.
“ *gasp*, lincy! Are you Like okay???” she asks while coming to his aide.
“Yeah honey im okay, huh looks like my belt broke” he said while lifting up his now broken belt.
Leni gasps even louder, “but I made that! How could it break?” she grabs the belt and examines it.
“I don’t know hun, accidents happen. Just my luck huh?” lincoln tells his wife.
“Hmmm come upstairs, we'll fix…but I might have to remeasure you” she says winking.
With that Lincoln and a giggling leni make their way up the stairs and left lupa and leia sitting there dumbstruck.
“Uh, what just happened” asked leia
“something stupid im sure” replied lupa
…………..
Later that day leia was going up to her mothers room. Today was one of the days where her and her mom play “roasted tots”. Where they watch old episodes of toddlers and tiaras and berate them as the show goes on. Sort of a mystery science theater 3000 but for creepy beauty pageants. She got to her moms door and knocked.
“Yeeeees? Whooo iiiiis iiiit?” asked her mom in her sweety voice
“It’s me mommy!”
“well come in!!!” shouted her mom in her loud voice
Leia opened the door but was confused at what she saw.
“Dad?” ieia asks?
He waves at her, “hi honey!”
Her mom snuggles up to him and makes doll eyes while rubbing her finger on his chest.
“Lincy wincy wanted to watch our show with us deeeeear” explained her mom.
Liea was a little confused but figured It would be fun for them to watch the show as a family. So leia sat between them and they began to watch their show.
But after awhile the picture started to get fuzzy and static soon replaced.
“AHHH!, LINCOLN! FIX IT!” demanded lola
“Sure Queenie” answered Lincoln as he quickly went to fix it. He fiddled with the controls and cables for a bit. “danggit, I can’t fix it…” Lincoln finally stated.
“WHAT???? Weeeell ITS WAS WORKING WHEN WE WATCHED OUR MOVIE!!!” lola huffed while tapping her foot.
Lincoln sighed “I know, I’m sorry” he looked at his daughter “sorry princess, what rotten luck”
…………........
The rain dripped on the ceiling and eventually it woke lupa up.
Lupa stretched her arms as she got up from her little cat nap. “Yaaawn, nice nap.. well better go find mom” she said as she got up from the couch. Making quick pace she made her way up into the attic. Usually around this time of day her and her mom would do a poetry jam up their in the dark. It was their thing.
When she got to the top of the stairs she head her mom talking to someone.
“Wind comes and Wind chimes, sin we made with our crime, soon we'll face it face our time, when we put our love on the line” her mom versed.
Lupa walked in, it was dark but she could obviously make out her father sitting on the a stool in the dark.
“Your father will be joining us today” says a voice behind her.
Jumping lupa turns around to see her mom.
“Ugh, I hate when you do that….why is he joining us?”
“oh come on bumblebee, me and lucy used to be poetry buddies too” her dad answered.
Lupa really wasn’t okay with this situation but she decided what the hell.
The family began their poetry session in earnest but soon it was interrupted from above. The ceiling had started to leak.
“The house weeps for us Lincoln” lucy says while looking up
Lincoln gets up from his stool and looks to the ceiling, “well danggit I can fix it…but id need the lights. Sorry girls looks like our poetry session is canceled. I don’t why it just started to leak now” Lincoln looks to lupa. “what rotten luck”
………...
The afternoon winded down and the loud family gathered together for dinner. As tradition states, the family sits at the table while they watch liena and Lincoln making dinner. As usual both leia and lupa where late to dinner. But eventually they came into the room to sit down for the meal.
“Oh danggit!” Lincoln said from the kitchen.
“Whats wrong?” lori asked him from across the room.
“Bad news guys….dinner is burnt. It looks like leftovers tonight”
A loud drawn out aaaaaarggggghhh came from both the kids and adults in the room.
“Sorry everyone…man I’ve had the worst luck today”.
“tots honey, first your belt broke” leni adds.
“Wait…whut, do you mean the one you made leni?” Luna asks
“Like yeah, I don’t know how?”
“right right sis, the one you made for me is still in good conditon” agreed luna
Lori turns quizzingly to her husband “how did it happen?”
“well I don’t know myself, I walked in the living room to talk to leia and lupa and boom! No more belt” explained Lincoln.
“Ugh your bad luck!?, what aboooout miiiiine” lola chimed in.
“Me and you watched our special movie then leia came to join us and now my tv is busted” she continued, pouting.
“Yes, in addition our dark ritual was interrupted by lamentations of our abode when lupa came to join us” Lucy said joining in.
“ENGLISH!!!” shouted lola at lucy
“Sigh, me and lincoln were doing poetry but lupa joined us and the roof started to leak”, answered lucy.
Lynn slammed her fists on the table, getting everyone’s attention.
“Wait a minute, I know what’s going on here…” lynn said her eyes squinting.
“You two are bad luck!” she said pointing at lupa and Leia.
The house erupted into chatter and banter towards the two unfortunate girls


No one saw jt, but Lincoln gave a grinchy smile to himself.