on *:TEXT:!report*:#: {
  if (!$2) { notice $nick Please submit reports in the form !report <name> <reason> | return }
  if (!$3) { notice $nick Please submit a reason in the form !report <name> <reason> | return }
  else { msg #neek Report sent in by $+(",$nick,") Offender: $2 Report: $3- | msg $chan 1,7Thank-you $+($nick,.) Your abuse report has been sent to EOP's staff channel and the abuse is now being reviewed. }
}