4OAM S.2 Ep.7: "Violence vs Virtue"

Four Ore’s and More Season 2 Episode 7: “Violence vs Virtue”



Intro



Dun dun dun dun dun dunn!!

F-o ur o-r-e, join the world of the ore family!

(dun dun dun dunn)

Cuz’ we got it alll!!

(guitar riff x4)

Coal, Gold, Sapphire and Emer-ald!!

(DUN!)

It’s Four Ore’s and More!!

(guitar riff)

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(Episode starts with the family, except for the Dad, in the park)

Mellia: Isn't it nice that we get to spend a little quality time with each other outside?

Coal: I rather have quality time with my phone inside.

Mellia: Aw come on, have fun with yourself!

Coal: Ah, you're finally starting to see the point.

Sapphire: I love the park, the green grass, the flowers blooming, it's just perfect.

(Someone screams)

Gold: I guess a once perfect day is now a mile away.

(Sapphire looks around to see who's screaming and sees Kenton being picked up by Ryder)

Sapphire: What are you doing to him?!

Ryder: This jerk put peanut butter on my jelly!

Kenton: Well, it DOES give a nice combination.

Ryder: Incorrect, I'm all in for singularity.

Sapphire: Put him down this instant!

Ryder: Step aside, little miss. Sometimes things like this have to be dealt in private.

(He runs while picking up Kenton in to the bathroom, Sapphire is mortified as she hears punching blow sounds)

Later, the kids walk home, they are about to cross the road)

(Sapphire sees a woman crossing the road, she leaps and pins her down)

Sapphire: Lady, don't cross the street!

Woman: W-why?!

Sapphire: You didn't look left and right! You could get hurt by an incoming car!

Gold: The hell are you doing? There's no cars on the road.

Sapphire: There might not be any now, but soon.

Woman: Can you l-let me g-go please?!

(An incoming truck approaches)

Mellia: Sapphire! Let her go!

(Sapphire sees the car runs towards it making a stop hand gesture, the driver starts turning the truck, which makes it fall on it's side and starts rolling, it goes over Sapphire and destroys a building)

Emerald (hold Sapphire and takes her home): OK, easy there, Telekrazy.

At home, Daddyore is watching TV

TV:

Come on down to Billy Burgers, where we have the beneficent, bodacious, beautiful, beauteous, beneficial, big-hearted, baccalaureate burgers in the world! Buy one (burger) get one free!

Daddyore: Get everything for free?! Whoo-hoo!!

Mellia: Where are you going, honey?

Daddyore: Billy Burgers, to get everything on the menu for free!

Mellia: Well, that's dinner sorted I guess, now that's left is dessert.

(Daddyore breaks the door down and runs to the restaurant)

Daddyore: Oh yeah, special costumer coming through!

Cashier: Welcome to Billy Burgers, where we have the beneficent, bodacious, be-

Daddyore: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I have EVERYTHING on the menu, please?

Cashier: Well, OK. That'll be £245.

Daddyore: Hold on, pal. I clearly remember being the guy that can get everything for free.

Cashier: Since when?

Daddyore: Since right now! On the TV.

Cashier: We only broadcast the same advert on every network and it never said that.

Daddyore: Well, it did for me, because I'm a special costumer.

Cashier: You're not a special costumer! In a way, you are.

Later, in the kitchen

(Mellia is sticking her head in the oven)

Sapphire: AHHHHHHH!! Mum, what are you doing?!

Mellia: What?

Sapphire: Get out of there!!

(Mellia comes out with pie in her hands)

Sapphire: Oh, oh...

(Sapphire walks into the living room and sees Emerald playing a game)

Sapphire: AHHHHHH!! What are you doing?!

Emerald: Playing a shooting game, why?

(Sapphire snatches it)

Sapphire: You can't do that, shooting is a main source of violence.

Emerald: You're gonna be dealing with violence if you don't give that controller back!

(Sapphire runs away, Emerald starts chasing her, she trips over and hits a shelf, it falls on her, cut to black)

(She opens her eyes)

Emerald: Ughh, how long was I sleeping for?

Gold: Quite a while.

Emerald: Wait, why am I tied up?!

Gold: I-

(The camera looks at Gold)

Gold: You need to stay quiet. Arguments can cause violence.

(Camera looks away)

Emerald: Huh?! What has Sapphire done to you?!

Gold: She attempt to hit me with a rubber bat if I answer dangerous ques-

(Camera looks at Gold)

Mellia: Dinner time! Since Dad is not here, we can start with dessert! It's better safe than sorry!

(She cuts a slice of pie and sticks it in Emerald's mouth, she spits it out)

Emerald: I DON'T WANT YOUR PIE, LET ME OUT!!

(Camera looks away)

(Mellia secretly grabs a knife)

Emerald: Arghhh!

(She cuts the rope)

Emerald: Oh, duhh.







....


(Emerald smashes the camera)

Mellia: Oh my gosh, thank you. I feel so weird acting like this.
Gold: Same.

Emerald: Alright, guys. Let's stop Sapphire, where is she?

Gold: She told us she was at her lair.

Emerald: Right...

(They run out of the house)

Later, in Billy Burgers

Man: OI, you're holding up the line!!

(They start complaining)

Daddyore: Good people, for I am a special costumer in this place, you should be granted patience.

(The Boss enters the room)

Boss: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

Cashier: It's this idiot.

(Points at Daddyore talking to the costumers in a preach stance)

Boss: This is unacceptable, section B quote A-D to the sub-location of chapter 56 verse 5 states that a costumer holding up the line should be granted an additional £100 per minute.

Cashier: What? So you're not gonna kick him out?

Boss: The rule book doesn't say that, every costumer is a good costumer.

Cashier: What kind of book is that?

Boss: It was revised after some young girl made an wide screen announcement in the town.

Cashier: OK, pal. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Daddyore: Easy way!

(Daddyore steals the cash register)

Boss: MY MONEY!! SECTION A QUOTE D-K TO THE SUB-

Cashier: For gosh sake, GO GET HIM!!

Boss: Actually, Billy Burger money that gets taken away, employees must retrieve it right now, today!

Cashier: Remind me to burn that book when I come back.

(Cashier starts chasing after Daddyore)

Later...

(The 3 enter the lair)

Gold: I'm guessing she'll be on the top floor.

Emerald: Coal? What are you doing here.

Coal: I was told to stand here and stop you.

Emerald: Ummm, OK...

(They tip toe past Coal)

Coal (monotone): Stooooop.

(They enter the other door)

Coal (monotone): Come baaack heeeere.

Mellia: Who's next?

Steven: It's MY TURN. POLICE OFFICER ATTACK!! (he holds a gun)

Mellia + Emerald + Gold: AHHHHHHH!!!

(Steven aims.... and triggers the gun)

(Water squirts on them)

Steven (dejected): I had a rough time catching criminals today.

(They enter the lift)

(Peaceful music plays)

........

Gold: So... how's life?

Emerald: Non-lethal.

(They make it)

Mellia: Kids. Take a knee.

(They do that)

Mellia: Now, I want you to listen to me when I say.... that the pie is getting cold at home.

(She runs to the lift, it closes)

Gold: She's right, ya know. We can't have dinner without pie.

(They run up to Sapphire, who's wearing blue dress with a staff and a blue crown)

Sapphire: How did you get past my allies?!

(Gold and Emerald deadpan stare at each other)

Later...

Cashier: HEY! Come back with the money!!

Daddyore: Give me everything on the menu, and we'll call it a deal!

Cashier: Wait a second.

Daddyore: What?

Cashier: I recognize you, the outfit. (gasp) Are you the legendary rockstar?!

Daddyore: In the town, I am.

Cashier: Dude! Big fan! Will you sign my guitar!

Daddyore: Anything for a fan. (Signs it)

Cashier: And, I need your help with one more thing.

(They burn the rule book while Daddyore is playing on his guitar)

Daddyore: The book is burned, his boss is concerned, the cash register is returned!

Boss: My costumers are gone, no money earned. (He starts crying)

Later...

Sapphire: OK, I admit this was stupid, but it was all for a good cause!

Emerald: Your dress looks nice, security looks nice, but what you're doing isn't. You need to understand that the world isn't always peaceful. There's always gonna be some sort of violence every day.

(Sapphire looks at the cameras)

Sapphire: Yeah, you're right. But what about Kenton?

Emerald: That's up for debate. Anyways, let's go home.

Later, the family are together in the house

Mellia: Kids, we have a big feast today!!

Gold + Emerald + Coal + Sapphire: Whooo!!

(Daddyore enters the kitchen)

Daddyore: I'm back, guys!

Mellia: Hon, where's the food?

Daddyore: I- oh...

(Mellia throws the pie in his face)

Gold: That's a double let-down.

(Episode ends)