Outrageously Black Adventures in botlane

"Show me the ropes, Taric, I'm a big boy but I ain't never played by no rules like these before." Lucian muttered, the light of the rift reflecting off his sunglasses. "My friend, I would be honored to help you become truly, TRULY outrageous." Taric responded, smiling maybe a little too eagerly for most. Lucian however was unfazed, nodding slightly as Taric fluffed himself up a little. As always, the first few minutes were spent in silent anticipation of the fight to come, standing under their tower, Taric gestured to his carry while walking into the tall bushes. "The cover will give us an advantage, stand in front of me, and let's become a truly OUTRAGEOUS pair." Complying in silence, Lucian took point standing just in front of the gem knight, he was a little surprised to find the man keeping extremely close to him, until he heard a whisper into his ear. "More than just precious stones, I bring you an ancient power." Taric said huskily, while grinding himself up against the new carry. If Lucian was put off by this, Taric couldn't tell, the man was so tight lipped and so stoic, that perhaps he was just unshakeable.
The laning phase went on without another hitch like that, not only was he skilled and powerful, he was also tenacious and this set Taric off, Lucian was everything he loved in a specimen. He moved with purpose, agile, strong, he was the right kind of man.

Trying again, Taric ground himself up against his carry, "Those kills were OUTRAGEOUS Lucian, truly TRULY out-RAGEOUS." he said, straight into his carry's ear. He was hoping for a response, but he wasn't ready for what he got. Lucian grabbed his package and gripped it firm in his hand, Taric groaning appreciatively as the man took control of him. "Now now hotshot, you just simmer down. I know what you want, and Imma give it to you, but you just gotta wait, cakeboy." Taking Taric's silence and erection as compliance Lucian continued to dominate the lane, with such ferocity and strength that Taric was sure if he was a woman, he would be wet beyond measure. His moment finally came, thirty minutes, the lane pushed out, junglers in toplane. It was just them and the bush, and Lucian pushed him into it, pinning the man down and stripping him in an instant, the man's bottom bare to him as he gave Taric the courtesy of a reacharound. "Y'seem surprised, did you think I couldn't tango like this? I been to prison man, I know." Lucian spat as he tugged, Taric's breathing picking up as the sensation filled him, "I-I heard you used to have a wife..." he admitted quietly, Lucian went straight up to his ear now, "Senna.. WAS A MAAAAAAAAAAAAN" he cried out, shoving himself into Taric's ready and waiting asshole, letting the thrusts guide his tugs, giving Taric the full treatment. Groaning in pleasure Taric climaxed, his wad spraying across the bush as they saw a ward become visible and crumble. Laughing heartily the familiar surrender klaxon sounded, freeing the champions from the match.

Dropping the spent Taric at his feet, the black man packed up and walked away, calling behind to his new favorite support. "Rest in peace."